Saturday, October 23, 2010

Love & Romance...is it ever to late?



 






It’s been a while since a potential suitor tried to put a few smooth moves on me.

So, when a cashier at a local shop started to openly make a play for me tonight, I pooh-poohed the notion of a romance.

Curiously, I confessed to an acquaintance in San Francisco just this morning, that I was relieved when animal passions - and a persistent state of horniness - dropped off in recent years.

“I used to be led around by the end of my cock,” I chuckled.

And, ‘ya know what they say.

A stiff dick has no conscience!

Fortunately, I was blessed with a constant flow of potential suitors, anxious to satisfy all my sexual urges.

In fact, everywhere I turned, potential lovers were always popping out-of-the-workwork proposing marriage.

When I first sauntered into Los Angeles to pursue an acting career, the mere suggestion of an ongoing relationship was out-of-the-question.

I was “married” to my career and content to play the field.

In retrospect?

I was obviously spoiled.

When I get nostalgic, and reflect on my love life, a couple of lovers loom large in my memory.

In one instance, it has dawned on me lately - that one relentless pursuer I was particularly fond of - would have been a great soul mate.

A corny sentiment, I know!

At a time when I fantasize about being in love again, the local clerk’s unexpected advances are encouraging.

To be called “sexy” at this juncture in my life is a sure-fire indication that I am not all washed up when it comes to “hooking up”.

Unfortunately, when you’re older and wiser, practicality factors in.

Mature individuals are  inclined to do a reality check - before jumping in - and making a big splash.

Personally, I seize on all the reasons why I shouldn’t pursue a relationship, to avoid potential heart-break.

But, now and then, throwing caution to the wind is like a breath of fresh air.

Uh-huh!

I am hopeless romantic who still fantasizes about riding off into the sunset with Prince Charming.

Is it ever to late to fall head-over-heels in love?

A person can dream, can't they?

http://www.thetattler.biz


 
 
 


My heart line looks a little complicated!

The Sacred Veil...poem by Julian Ayrs








Though
Spirited from this mortal coil
Forgiven by the maker
Lone footprint
Doth remain
To mark existence
beyond
The Sacred Veil



Julian Ayrs
The Sacred Veil
San Francisco
2010




Salvation Army...feeding needy in streets of San Francisco! Worthy charity!












In a News report tail-end of last week, analysts at charitable organizations whined that donations were down in the public sector, with at least one notable exception.

Salvation Army still manages to rustle up millions on behalf of their kettle in the streets "campaign" each holiday season.

The heart-warming concept charms - after all - the touching images are so  "Miracle on 34th Street" and Macy's parade.


Tradition!

One night last week  - I was a little weary around the edges after running myself ragged all day -  when I ran smack dab into a stranger approaching passers-by out-of-the-blue on the dark dank streets.

“Care for something to eat from the Salvation army,“ he barked out sharply, as he thrust two cellophane-wrapped sandwiches in my direction.

Not wishing to chow down on a nourishing lifeline - intended for a needy homeless person - I was inclined to graciously pass.

Even still, the impromptu encounter managed to “feed my head” (as Grace Slick of the Jefferson Starship might succinctly put it) on an evening when I was lost in my own selfish thoughts.

It was heartening to discover first-hand  that charitable organizations such as the Salvation Army are still actively involved in the community and providing a meal (along with a smidgen of hope) to the down-and-out in these troubling economic times.

For this reason, I urge readers to consider writing a check to the “army” of well-meaning do-gooders, since the much-needed funds will surely be well spent.

http://www.thetattler.biz






Yes, there is a Santa Clause


Conan O'Brien...Jack Nicholson mystery guest? Nov 8th on TBS!








No doubt - there will be a lot of hoopla - when Conan O’Brien launches his cable talk show on TBS November 8th.

Although, it is doubtful the lanky stand-up comic will be able to match the avalanche of good press he rustled up impromptu when he exited NBC amid a storm of controversy, just betcha the zany hilarious comic (with the infectious grin) will roar to the top of the ratings heap opening night.

If the promos for Conan’s new baby are indicative of the hilarity to come - I’ll probably hold up on the channel surfing (normally the norm for moi) - until the last credit crawls to a close on the flat state-of-the-art screen.

On the season opener, Seth Rogan and musician Jack White are slated to flop down on the couch - or some reasonable facsimile thereof - and spout off as they’re egged on by old freckle face.
 
Other  guests putting in an appearance the first week include  Jack McBrayer, Soundgarden, Jon Hamm, Charlyne Yi, Michael Cera, and Julie Bowen.
 
Apparently, there will be a surprise "unannounced" guest chosen by fans of the show.
 
Rumor has it that Jack Nicholson may stop by to toast Conan and his new gab fest.
 
Break a leg, Conan!





 

Prince Harry...a hit with Ladies! Film bio...




 


 
Rough 'n Tumble Prince!



 

Imagine being served breakfast in bed by a Prince!

Obviously - a young blond beauty by the name of Camilla Romestrand - was in 7th heaven when that romantic scenario unfolded around her one sleepy morning.

Of course, I am referring to Prince Harry’s spanking-new love interest.

Ms. Romestrand - a musician in the band Eddie the Gun - caught the studly Royal on the rebound.

Shortly after Diana’s youngest boy ended an  on-again off-again relationship of seven years with a South African beauty , he wasted no time hooking up with the attractive stage act.

“He’s the perfect gentleman,” Camilla has gushed to friends.

Gee, where have I heard that name before, Charles?

Do you suppose the Queen will warm up to the idea of a saloon gal for a daughter-in-law in the Palace?
 
http://www.thetattler.biz
 
 

 

Film bio on the way!
(Royal wants actor to be handsome)

Friday, October 22, 2010

Leonard Nimoy...emergency surgery! Night with Star Trek star cancelled!




Carpenter Performing Arts Center




Organizers for - "An Evening with Leonard Nimoy" - cancelled the event this afternoon after the Star Trek star was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery.

According to a spokesperson, Mr. Nimoy suffered a minor benign addominal condition that required immediate medical attention.

The high-profile actor was slated to appear @  the Carpenter Performing Arts Center tomorrow evening for a live show at  8 p.m.

Ticket holders will be informed about all the pertinent details regarding their refunds, a possible future engagement, and-so-forth-and-so-on.

Updates will be posted on the Leonard Nimoy page:

 http://www.facebook.com/l/aad51IZIE_P4TdX1f-UhcbzdeTQ;www.CarpenterArts.org.

Susan Bay Nimoy extend her thanks to everyone for their understanding and the warm get-well wishes.

http://www.thetattler.biz/





Steve Cooley...Americans for Safe Access to fight City Attorney's bid for office!











It looks like the folks at Americans for Safe Access are out to stick it to Steve Cooley.

In an e-mail addressed to - patients, activists, and friends - ASA staff have put out the call for concerned citizens (who oppose Steve Cooley's upcoming election bid) to contribute some of their valuable spare time to assist in their ongoing crusade against Mr. Cooley.

Regular readers of  the Tattler may recall that I attended protests in front of FBI Headquarters in downtown Los Angeles last year - when Federal agents engaged in para-military-style raids on pot dispensaries - which Mr. Cooley condoned.

Post: 03/24/08

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/03/drug-enforcement-agency.html

Post: 02/01/2010

Governor Schwarzenegger tokes:

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/02/marijuana-ballot-measure-to-legalize.html

As you are no doubt aware, Steve Cooley is running for the post of Attorney General.

Because of his staunch stance against the medical use of marijuana, ASA members are campaigning to thwart his political aspirations by fervently distributing - NotCooley- flyers throughout the State of California.

Ultimately, it is ASA's objective to run interference in Cooley's bid for highest-ranking Law Enforcemen official.

ASA is urging  interested parties to get involved now - with the ultimate aim - of spreading the word about Steve Cooley.

In sum, ASA is suggesting that volunteers visit one or more dispensaries in their  area (or other public places) and fervently distribute a raft of - NotCooley - materials.

CONTACT:
http://www.safeaccessnow.org/

Lauren@safeaccessnow.org

Turf out the bastard, eh?





Steve Cooley hated by Medical Marijuana advocates!

Lindsay Lohan...trots back to rehab! Slammer eludes fallen star!







As curious onlookers gazed on, a Superior Court Judge ordered an emotional teary-eyed Lindsay Lohan back to rehab at the Betty Ford Center, until the first week of January.

When the verdict was first read, the once-drug-addled starlet broke down and sobbed.

Then, the high-profile celeb managed to utter up a breathy "thank you" to the Jurist presiding over the proceedings.

Once again, Ms. Lohan escaped the clutches of the local jailer.

The prosecutor recommended a six-month jail term as penalty for her failure to pass a drug test several weeks ago, which the bench-warmer presiding over the proceedings wisely rejected.

But, Ms. Lohan did not escape the court's wrath entirely.

Judge Eden Fox cautioned the troubled starlet to refrain from engaging in manipulative tactics in the future.

"I'm giving you one final chance to stay clean," Eden noted for the record.

“You’re staying past the New Year’s - there’s a reason for that,” Fox quipped.

Lohan is due back in court on February 25.

http://www.thetattler.biz/


Giants...lose it with sloppy plays! Fans rally! Groin pull a secret well kept!










One minute I was crouched in front of the TV screen cheering on the giants - the next - shaking my head in disbelief.

What just happened?

In the final analysis, sloppy ball-playing finally caught up with the giants - at which point - Lincecum and Cody Ross meekly limped off the field to lick their wounds.

There weren't any deafening roars  from the stands last night.

Not even a whimper.

Outside, reporters glumly noted that the mood was ugly, too.

“There were a few long faces. And, quite a bit of cussing."

The failed clincher brought a whole new meaning to the term "the finger".

One aggressive fan thrust his face into camera and made a vow.

“We’re going to Philly to bust some ass.”

The managers - and the players - remained optimistic.

Tim Lincecum confided that he didn’t feel comfortable with his pitching until the 4th inning.

In spite of that, he noted that he felt good about his rhythm.

“I tried to mix things up. Used sliders. And, there were a couple of lucky strikes,” he recalled solemnly, without grumbling, in spite of the fact sports analysts were blaming the loss on poor defense and a failure on part of giants to play crisp.

Baseball reporters rallied behind Tim, though.

“He performed better tonight than in the 1st game,” one reporter exalted.

When asked about the challenge ahead, the "freak" - as he is affectionately known - was  confident all the way (just maybe he's a good actor with a convincing poker face?).

Meanwhile, throughout the day, the bustling downtown streets were awash in orange and black.

Fans - who were polled in the streets impromptu - admitted there was an undeniable chemistry between the players which was inspiring

"The Giants have that intangible something," one resident conjectured.

Two cops noted that they got caught up in the hysteria surrounding Giant "fever", too.

Failing to spy the ubiquitous Halloween colors, a reporter was inclined to hazard a guess, that the otherwise talkative men-in-blue were sporting boxers patterned in appropriate motifs beneath their uniforms.

"We're on duty, so he can't say anything," they chuckled with devilish grins on their mugs.

Locals gave Kudos to the Giants for leaving their egos at the gate.

"No one is a superstar on this team. It's a  collective effort," one sports enthusiast observed.

To many, they're true underdogs, in every sense of the term.

So, the town is rooting for 'em.

“I feel we're  ok. If we do things right next game. And, the balls fall our way," Linescum summed up.

Tensions were high throughout the game.

In fact, one heated back-and-forth exchange - between Halladay and a team mate - underscored the obvious.

There was a lot of testosterone surging in the ranks.

Doc (Halladay) stood his ground.

Though his baseball cap was pulled down tight over his forehead and eyes - effectively hiding emotions lurking underneath - he was still an awesome study.

As the seasoned pro scanned the terrain, it was obvious to anyone with a keen eye, that Halladay was at the top of his game.

Fans and sports enthusiasts were inclined to size up both of the pitchers side-by-side.

“Halladay gets a ‘w’ on the scorecard,” one news anchor conceded.

But, no one blamed Tim for the dribbles, the club manager labeled unfortunate mistakes.

“It wasn’t exactly crisp.”

But, he asserted the team was resilient.

“Philly is tough,” he acknowledged, on the heels of noting that the giants were keenly aware of that fact.

To fans, they’re the underdogs, who have pulled together as a team.

“A couple of ball players on the old team only cared about money,” one animated fan accused.

The giants have an intangible something that has rustled up widespread enthusiasm and support.

“People I used to pass in the elevator with heads down, showed up today in orange and black, with rally caps and rally towels,” another upbeat local noted proudly.

At club, and trendy watering holes around town, the mood was still optimistic.

“It would be great to have a game without all the tension.

That’s the nature of the beast, eh?

It didn’t escape anyone’s attention that the play-offs were a big boost to the local economy.

"So, let it play out, for that reason alone."

“An emotional roller coaster ride”-  best described - how most fans felt about the torture they endured to the bitter end last night.

If you were looking for an intense nail biter to sink your teeth into, this was it, for sure.

In fact one astute observer referred to fans as the tenth player.

Most agree, for sure, that the Giants have brought the community together.

“They’re hungry for a winner.”

A whole generation has never experienced or witnessed a world series win.

Actually,  I spied folks catching the game in the busy rush-hour on TV sets in the windows of electronic stores along bustling Market Street.

The loss last night - a score of 3-2 in favor of the Phillies - means much of the same on Saturday.

More so, because the game takes place on Philadelphia turf.

Will the giants be forced to play out a 7th game at the AT& T Stadium next week?.

If so, fans will be there, raucously cheering the Giants on.

Time to cinch it , at long last, eh?

http://www.thetattler.biz


Thursday, October 21, 2010

Adrien Brody...sues Hannibal Pictures over contract dispute! Giallo DVD sales!




 





Academy Award-winning actor - Adrien Brody - has sued filmmakers in a federal court in Los Angeles on the grounds that a  film is being released into the foreign market without his permission.

In addition, Brody - who sky-rocketted to fame after a starring role in the Piano - has alleged that the producers have not fully paid for his acting services for the project simply titled "Giallo".

The handsome leading man  sought emergency relief from the court based on a contractual agreement that stipulated that the filmmakers were barred from distributing the feature until his renumeration was paid in full.

However, a request to block the release of a  DVD  was denied by the Judge presiding over the legal proceedings.

It appears that Mr. Brody may not have crossed all his "t's" or dotted all his "i's" because the Judge refused to take action until all the parties have been served with legal notice.

A party in a court proceeding has a right to be notified of any adverse action being taken so that they have the opportunity to appear and offer up a defense.

Brody claims he is still owed $640,000 for starring in the film.

In his briefs filed at the courthouse, Brody argued that the alleged breach of agreement may cause him to suffer damages in the sum of $2 million.

In a sworn declaration, the actor accused the film's producers of not disclosing the truth about financing and and may have  vastly overstated how much the film's Italian distribution rights were going for.

"We respectfully dispute his allegations," a lawyer -  A. Raymond Hamrick III - argued on behalf of the defendants (Hannibal Pictures & Giallo Productions Ltd.).

Hamrick has  sworn up-and-down that the filmmakers tried to work out a deal with the actor.

Contrary to Brody's claims, an insider has asserted that the popular star has actually been paid the princely sum of $1 million to date.

I met Mr. Brody on the red carpet at a screening in Dallas (Texas) last year and found the actor to be straightforward, honest, and affable.

Post:  04/10/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/04/afi-dallasadrien-brody-lou-gossett-jr.html

News at 11!




AFI FEST...David Lynch denies right to free speech! Fest discriminates! Volates rights of press!







In true ironic style, David Lynch and Sir Howard Stringer will kick off the annual AFI Fest on Nov 4th - brimming with a bevy of films-  that will speak of truth, cry out for justice, and attempt to hail festival organizers as great humanitarian filmmakers out to raise the consciousness.

Bullshit!

It’s just a lot of hooey!

Uh-huh.

The lofty verbal diarrhea spewing forth from the AFI Fest headquarters in Hollywood (CA) is just a sleazy poorly-scripted heap of nonsense - tawdry fiction - served up on a silver platter by a posse of nefarious snake-oil salesmen like Lynch, Sir Howard Stringer (Sony), Bob Gazzalle (chief back-stabbing highway robber with his hands in the public coffers) out to hi-jack Washington’s gift to the American people for their own greedy, self-serving, political interests.

In a scant two days, David Lynch (in particular) established by virtue of his willful neglect of the pursuit of the truth and his deliberate failure to rectify a wrong - that he is not only a pitiful individual who actively attempts to diabolically silence free speech by dubious dishonest means - but also a scandalous phony inclined to trample on the rights of the free press and openly discriminate against decent members of the film community in a deceitful underhanded plot to bolster his flimsy reputation (checker-board at best) and those of the head honchos who do the dishonest bidding on behalf of the AFI Film Fest 2010.

When Lynch - and festival low-lifers such as Casey De La Rosa (PR), President & CEO Bob Gazzalle, and others - chose to discriminate against me and violate my rights (and quite generally fu** with my head as they to tried to twist a rusty old knife in my back and front) they crossed the proverbial line.

I intend to come out swinging - sue the bastards, if necessary - to toss a searing spotlight on their reprehensible conduct - and in the process - expose their shocking lack of moral rectitude - and corrupt old-boy network - on the world stage.

That’s what these disgraceful losers deserve - to be drawn-and-quartered and strung up by their girlie little balls in the town square - where decent members of the film community (who have also been snubbed by these elitist bums on a government payroll check and/or sponsor’s free ride) may be vindicated for all of the civilized world to feast their eyes on.

The disturbing conduct - that whipped me into a frenzy and resulted in a demoralizing melt-town this past week - was triggered by the outrageous mind-boggling stupidity of Casey De La Rosa - who was under the ludicrous impression that he could discriminate against me and violate my 1st amendment rights without so much as a whimper in protest.

WRONG!

When the evil machinations of De La Rosa reared their ugly head yesterday - out-of-the-blue - it was evident some skulduggery and behind-the-scenes manipulation from the likes of oddball David Lynch, ego-maniac Bob Gazzalle - and just maybe - a handful of phony baloney AFI snobs (headed up by Edward Zwick and Sir Howard Stringer) nodding their nasty approval from a rotten perch on the sidelines in the shadowy world of sleaze that is the underbelly of their corrupt Hollywood presence in the otherwise respected realms of inspiring film industry.

It should be noted for the record that since I became a fairly well-known film critic - I have covered the AFI fest for past two years in Los Angeles (and in Dallas) - with a two-pronged purpose.

For starters, I have always endeavored to provide informative intelligent critiques on film with the specific aim of shedding light on theatrical releases so that - ultimately - I may guide my loyal readers safely through a field of landmines (bombs) that would otherwise put a dent in the pocketbook.

In addition, it has also been a mission of mine to toss a spotlight on emerging talent - and thus - usher their creative gifts into the mainstream where their creative musings can be better appreciated in venues that have the capacity to bolster their status (and a sincere appreciation for their projects) in the community-at-large.

Without doubt, I have single-handed provided a wealth of press coverage to the AFI Fest over the past two years, which has  contributed to the overall success of the annual event.

For a sampling of these reports follow the links posted herein below.

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/mike-nicolsafi-life-achievement-award.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/search?q=AFI&updated-max=2009-03-25T07%3A17%3A00-07%3A00&max-results=20

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/10/afi-festkicks-off-with-meryl-streep-in.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/afi-festivaldavid-lynch-guest-artistic.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/11/afi-festtilda-swintons-julia-role-of.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/10/afi-fest-2009george-clooney-premieres.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/10/afi-fest-2009george-clooney-premieres.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/06/afi-festivalcalling-for-film.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/02/slumdog-millionaireafi-foresaw.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/12/afiannounces-10-best-films-tv-programs.html

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http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/04/afi-dallasadrien-brody-lou-gossett-jr.html

Unfortunately, at the tail end of the AFI Fest last year, I suffered a personality clash with the manager of the publicity department who has since left the organization (see specific details below).

Because I perceive my role as a multi-faceted one in which I not only pen movie reviews and conduct celebrity interviews,  but also,  report on the scuttlebutt behind-the-scenes (informative tidbits on the hits and misses)  I was  inclined to write an expose on John Wildman and his abuse of power, corruptions, mistreatment of the press, and what-have-you.

Post:  10/01/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/11/afi-festpublicity-director-john-wildman.html

Post: 10/31/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/10/afi-festjohn-wildman-publicity-director.html

Of course, the expose  caused a tempest in a teapot to erupt - at which point - Wildman embarked on a nasty crusade to deny me access to films, attendance at gala events, you name it.

I took the high road, however, and maintained my dignity throughout his attempts to assassinate my reputation with his superiors and key players in the film industry in attendance at the Festival.

Of course, I published another post, in which I focused on his heinous mean-spirited conduct, with the specific aim of exposing Mr. Wildman for the low-class  piece of kaka that he was.

Post:  10/31/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/10/afi-feststaff-rude-to-press-elitism.html

Shortly thereafter, when the festival wrapped, Mr. Wildman - and two other reps at the AFI Festival - resigned in a cloud of mystery.

The Los Angeles Times reported on this intriguing turn-of-events.

At this juncture, I contacted the AFI Festival Director’s office, to determine if the resignation of Wildman was reported accurately.

When the assistant to the Festival Director promptly assured me by e-mail communication - that Mr. Wildman had ( indeed) left his post - I informed the AFI that in view of the departure of Mr. Wildman I would resume covering their events and throwing much-appreciated publicity their way.

When it came to my attention that the deadline for applying for a press pass for this year’s festival - slated to run November 4th thru November 11th - I immediately contacted the publicity department by e-mail to secure credentials for the upcoming 7-day event.

In the interim, I published a couple of posts to enlighten my readers that the festival was - not only on the horizon-  but scheduled to screen a handful of quality films they might be interested in catching.

Post:  10/18/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/afi-fest-2010david-lynch-presents-world.html

In particular, I underscored that for the 1st time ever, David Lynch would take on the role of a “guest” Artistic Director.

Post:  10/06/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/afi-festivaldavid-lynch-guest-artistic.html

I also proceeded to pen articles on specific projects that would be unveiled at AFI which included feature articles on Werner Herzog, special gala events, and-so-forth and-so-on.

Post: 10/18/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/werner-herzogcave-documentary-to-screen.html

As evidenced above, and by virtue of the links provided, I have established - without doubt - that I have selflessly promoted the AFI Fest on over a dozen occasions over the past two years.

And, one has only to review the body of the posted features (provided by link) to verify that about ninety percent of my press coverage has always been glowing, supportive, and prone to praise the filmmakers, the fest organizers, and the celebrities who appeared on the carpet to promote their projects, etc. etc.

In spite of this, the Festival turned around and reneged on their promise to issue a press pass, pursuant to an e-mail communication on October 14th (2010).

For example, a few days after I was informed that my press pass would be forthcoming, yesterday morning (about a week later), Casey De La Rosa the (head of publicity who took over the post previously held by John Wildman) fired off an e-mail in which he curtly informed me that my press pass was being revoked.

On what grounds?

In the terse two-line communication, Casey De La Rosa informed me  that he “stumbled” on my scathing expose on John Wildman - and for this reason - was denying me access to the press room, gala events, and red carpet interviews!

I was particularly incensed by this disturbing piece of news, because I already made plans to return to Los Angeles to cover the event Nov. 4th thru Nov. 11th.

Moreover, once I started to receive press releases, I jumped into action  and proceeded to pen a couple of feature reports on Mr. Lynch, the movies being screened,  detailed information on the festival, how to secure tickets, and what-have-you.

Post: 10/18/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/10/afi-fest-2010david-lynch-presents-world.html

Ungrateful bastards, wouldn’t you agree?

But what really got my goat was Casey De La Rosa’s refusal  to provide contact information I required to lodge a formal complaint with Mr. Lynch, the AFI Board of Directors, AUDI sponsors, and Sir Howard Stringer (Chairman who heads up Son  who is always hitting up the media for free publicity and glowing tributes to bolster his ego and feather his corrupt nest).

In fact, in spite of the fact the request was sent out day-before-yesterday, Casey De La Rosa has refused to respond with the e-mail contacts.

Since the AFI Fest is a non-profit organization - originally founded by a former President on the White House lawn a few decades ago - Mr. De La Rosa (I use the term Mister very loosely) I have been denied the information I am entitled to by law.

Are the e-mail addresses (or snail mail contacts by U.S. Post) a state secret, Mr. De La Rosa?

I hardly think so.

Also, an e-mail communication to David Lynch - guest Festival Director - has also been ignored by the top dog at the AFI Fest 2010 - thereby establishing his lack of courtesy to the press and his shocking lack of professionalism.

Or, is Mr. Lynch hiding, because it is evident to any fool that a review of Mr. De La Rosa’s reprehensible conduct establishes that he not only sought to “silence my voice” -but deny  free speech rights guaranteed under the 1st Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.

In sum, he discriminated against me, and violated my rights in the process.

For example - initially my press pass was approved - on the grounds that I established my writing capabilities and status in the film community.

Thereafter, when De La Rosa (and Lynch?) were enlightened about the expose on John Wildman, they elected to revoke the privilege.

In view of the foregoing, it is has been legally established that Lynch and the AFI and De La Rosa have attempted to censor me - and silence my voice in the process - in violation of the right to free speech.

In view of the fact the AFI was founded by the Government - to provide a forum for film in the U.S. - David Lynch, De La Rosa, Howard Stringer et al - are illegally denying me my right to access in my capacity as a member of the press (or independent party).

Further, they are in breach of their mission as a non-profit - which is  backed by the government - because they have openly discriminated against me (i.e., treated me differently than other press members who abide by their arm-twisting tactics - or in the alternative - have written positive stories possibly prompted by gifts and payola?).

No matter how ‘ya cut it, the AFI Fest is an incestuous corrupt organization rife with unintelligent elitist snobs out to rob the arts community of their rightful entitlement to full access to the 7-day event without censorship or a requirement that they mention sponsor such as AUDI in AFI press coverage.

Shame on David Lynch, Casey De La Rosa, Sir Howard Stringer, Bob Gazzalles, Zwick, and Mike Nichols, and others involved with the AFI Fest who are responsible for this outrageous inappropriate conduct, which smacks of a form of extortion.
http://www.thetazzler.biz/






John Wildman former PR Manager at AFI Fest


The Envelope...screening series! James Franco, Winona Ryder & Natalie Portman to appear!






Once again, the much-anticipated film screening series - The Envelope - is slated to kick-off at the Landmark Theatre in West Los Angeles (CA).

The high-profile red-carpet-style event - sponsored by the Los Angeles Times - is scheduled to run November thru December.

At press time it was announced that - James Franco (127 Hours), Winona Ryder (Black Swan) & Natalie Portman (Black Swan) - have committed to appear at the popular Q & A sessions to follow the screenings (which I expect will play to packed houses).

Director Darren Aronofsky (Black Swan) and screenwriter Simon Beaufoy are expected to put in appearances as well much to the delight of theatre-going fans.

Last year, I attended the thought-provoking film presentation, and was fortunate to sneak peak a handful of top-notch flicks (Fantastic Mr. Fox, Hurt Locker, Crazy Heart, District 9, and Young Victoria)  before their wide release later in the year.

Entertaining interviews with Jeff Bridges, T-Bone Burnett, Kathryn Bigelowr, and Jeremy Renner were thoroughly enriching moments which I captured in posts in the days that followed.

Post: 12/04/09  (Young Victoria)

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/12/young-victoria-duchess-of-york-julian.html

Post:  12/02/09 (Crazy Heart)

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/12/jeff-bridgesrobert-duvall-maggie.html

Post:  11/19/09 (Hurt Locker)

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/11/hurt-lockerintense-flawed-film-director.html

Post:  11/09/09 (District 9)

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/11/hurt-lockerintense-flawed-film-director.html

The feature film line-up this year is just as dynamic and exciting as last year's phenomenal success.

The Envelope
Feature Film Screenings
Q & A

Toy Story  3 (Pixar)
November 3
7:30 pm
Q & A
Director Lee Unkrich
Producer Darla K. Anderson
Writer Michael Arndt
Actor Jeff Garlin

Moderator John Horn
Los Angeles Times
127 Hours (Fox Searchlight)
November 4
7:30pm
Q & A
Actor James Franco
Screenwriter Simon Beaufoy.

Moderator John Horn
Los Angeles Times

Another Year (Sony Pictures Classic)
November 15
7:30 pm
Q & A
Actors Lesley Manville & Jim Broadbent

Moderator Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times

Black Swan (Fox Searchlight)
November 16
 7:30 pm
Q & A
Director Darren Aronofsky
Producer Scott Franklin
Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel, Barbara Hershey &  Winona Ryder.

Moderated by Steve Zeitchik
Los Angeles Times

Ticket Info:

http://www.latimes.com/extras/events/envelopescreeningseries/

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Mayor Gavin Newsom...pops into Starbucks! Nearly runs me over!


 


Mayor has roving eye!




This morning I almost ran smack dab into Mayor Newsom on my way to Safeway to shop.

Actually, his handlers nearly ran into me, literally.

As I crossed the pavement to the entrance of the grocery, a SUV cruised up - made a turn a few inches across my path - and pulled to an abrupt halt.

The door swung open - at which point - I caught sight of Mayor Newsom as he gingerly stepped outside of the vehicle with his nose in a raft of paperwork.

Burning the midnight oil, Gavin?

I give him Kudos for popping into the cafe to snap up his own morning cup of Java.

Or, was he intending to glad-hand potential voters along the way?

I suppose I should have lingered about  to determine what kind of caffeine beverage kick starts his Honor at the crack of dawn.

Actually, it was about 8:40 a.m., so he must be a late riser!

I slurped down my first cup of coffee at 6 a.m., after all.

The political candidate's casual attire - dress slacks and plain white shirt (sans jacket) - tipped me off about one thing.

The Mayor with the roving eye stays fit and trim.

Uh--Huh!

Gotta look - suave, sophisticated, and healthy - for those cameras capturing the candidate's every move  around the city, eh?

News at 11!

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Kim Novak...sex siren diagnosed with breast cancer! Prognosis great!








Sex symbol - Kim Novak - has been diagnosed with breast cancer.

However, in the wake of the announcement, doctors stressed that her prospects for recovery are quite good because the cancer was caught early.

Ms. Novak - one of Hitchcock's favorite actresses (who starred in the classic thriller Vertigo) - is 77 years young.

The legendary star - who boasts co-star status with the likes of screen greats such as Jimmy Stewart, William Holden, and Kirk Douglas - allegedly keeps in shape by maintaining a 3-day regimen at a gym rigorous horse-regular back riding.

Ms. Novak currently resides in the picturesque climbs of Oregon where she and her husband raise llamas.

Just recently, Ms. Novak delighted fans when she appeared at an unveiling of a DVD collection of her work in Hollywood.

The talented actress - a cool sultry blond - was a stunning beauty in her day ranking right up there with legendary sirens such as sexpot Brigitte Bardot and sensual Marilyn Monroe.





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Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Barack Obama...touches down in San Francisco! Don't Ask! Don't tell!







The beleaguered President is touching down in San Francisco tomorrow - and expected to perform a few perfunctory political duties - before he jets off in Air Force One the following Friday morning.

Essentially, the trip is an over-nighter!

A stiff night cap. Fresh towels. Nourishing breakfast on-the-go courtesy of room service!

And, a plea for big bucks!

Speaking of which - handlers have noted that Mr. Obama is a headline speaker at fundraising events for the Democratic National Committee and a political candidate by the name of Kamala Harris who is running for the office of California Attorney General.

Obama's visit falls in the shadow of a recent poll which rated his job performance as just so-so.

According to pollsters - 49% of the voters disapproved of the job President Obama is apparently "not doing" - while 45% were inclined to give the Commander-in-Chief a nod.
 
The trip out West is viewed - by many - as a sly attempt to swing public favor in his direction.
 
If he stalls a lot of traffic over the next couple of days in the picturesque Bay area, it is doubtful he'll be able to bootstrap his image up at all.

The riots he nearly caused in Hancock Park (Los Angeles) over gridlock last summer are a surefire   indication of that.

If 'ya don't ask, I won't tell!
 
San Francisco is a quaint provincial two-wheel town, after all!
 
Big city slickers are generally frowned upon when they breeze into town with their nose out of joint whack.
 
In Obama's case, time will tell.
 
News at 11!
 
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San Francisco...voted top destination city! Conde Nast Traveller...







Florence
(Italy)





For the 18th consecutive year, readers @ Conde Nast Traveller have lauded  San Francisco as the top city in their sights when planning a holiday trip each year!

Charleston (S.C.) and Sante Fe (N.M.) ran a close second and third in the polls respectively.

In addition, the enthusiastic globe-trotters also named Florence (Italy), Bangkok (Asia), Cape Town (Africa), Bermuda (Caribbean), and Vancouver B.C. (Canada) as top contenders for the throne.

I can boast that I have resided in two of the featured cities!

I've yet to make it to Bangkok or Bermuda - but I'm in the midst of vacation plans - as I post this.

See 'ya there in the future!






Can't count the times I've walked across this bridge!
(I lived just to the left of this pic)

Tim Lincecum...quote of day! Butt talk...





The fans weren't whistling Dixie!






At the climatic end to the Philly game the other evening, a posse of sports reporters descended on the Giants sizzling hot baseball pitcher - Tim Lincecum - for a direct quote on a phenomenon that was perplexing 'em throughout the frenzied night under a romantic canopy of stars.

"What's with all the whistling, Tim," a reporter quizzed.

Of course, he referring to the wolf whistles that continued to emanate from the bleachers Lincecum's way - on the pitcher's mound - throughout the entire game on Philly turf.

A news anchor chuckled, and threw in his own two cents worth, as the newsies waited for the celebrated ball player's response.

"They're kind-a like those 'ya hear at construction sites when a babe strolls by."

The long-haired ball-player - with the delicate porcelain features - laughed heartily as he uttered up the quote of the day.

"I guess it's because I have a pretty butt or something," he beamed tongue-in-cheek.

The reporters roared.

Just betcha, the high-profile athlete's response will be rustling up a sponsor's call from either Calvin Klein or Giorgio Armani to model a sexy pair of tightie-whities in the near future!

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Can Lincecum compete with Becks?

Barbara Billingsley...death rustled up sad memories of foster homes!





Pop TV Sitcom "Leave it to Beaver"





The death of Barbara Billingsley - who tenderly (and expertly) breathed life into a role that personified middle America’s romantic image of the ideal mother - triggered a flood of emotions over the weekend that were difficult to quell.

If you were raised in the fifties - and resided in a suburb in the Unites States or Canada - like moi! - you probably flopped down in the family room after school to catch the hilarious antics of “Beaver” (played by child star Jerry Mathers).

And, in a pivotal moment in any one of the weekly storyline on "Leave it to Beaver",  viewers may have been touched by the worldly-wise motherly advice Mrs. Cleaver may have offered up on the heels of rescuing the lovable lug from the jaws of tragedy for one reason or another.

The “Cleavers” - and the make-believe world they inhabited - best represented the American dream (which consisted of a two-child family unit, a cozy bungalow replete with picket fence, and late-model car in the garage) and the country’s longing to attain it.

For me - the notion was a surreal and precarious one - that often caused me to cry myself to sleep at night.

In retrospect, when I look back and reflect on my childhood, it’s easy to understand why.

Every day, I walked an emotional tightrope between reality and illusion, as I struggled to perpetuate a charade that the Children’s Aid Society foisted on me.

On the surface, it appeared to all-the-world - school friends, teachers, and other residents in the suburbs of Toronto that I crossed paths with - that I was just a normal kid born into the privileged middle class.

Unfortunately, nothing could be farther from the truth.

In fact, I was a ward of the State, taking shelter in foster homes from the first day I was snatched away from my mother’s care (age 7) ‘til I became a legal adult on my own (age 18).

When my father (an Irish fiddler who played with the “Jolly Rogers” in Hogs Hollow) passed away to spirit unexpectedly, my mother was left in a lurch, and unable to take care of the seven children (I was born last) left behind.

Unfortunately, I was too old for adoption, so I ended up in a handful of foster homes until I became a teenager able to survive on my own.

Although the agency took a lot of care in placing me, occasionally a parental situation would turn out to be a nightmare, and I would summarily be relocated into a new family situation.

Part of the problem?

The individuals who signed up for the task of parenting were opening their doors - not because they were kind-hearted people inclined to offer up a home to a needy child - but because of the financial perks involved.

In one scenario, my foster father was out-of-work due to a serious illness, and I was a simply a meal ticket.

Over time, Mr. Collett built up a resentment towards me which finally exploded in a ball of fury one day.

As I sat on the couch one afternoon, the former carpenter (who once worked for Disney), suddenly jumped up and started to punch me on the head.

“Listen to me when I’m talking to you,” he angrily shouted at the top of his lungs, as his wife dashed in from the kitchen screaming.

“Willard, stop!  Stop it,” she begged.

For starters, I wasn’t aware that I was allegedly ignoring the man.

If anything, I was probably hanging my head to hide the fact I was shedding a tear or two.

Believe it or not, that was the only occasion in my entire life, that a father “figure” ever mistreated me.

Needless to say, when my social worker became aware of the incident, I was on the move once again.

Thankfully, I ended up in the home of Ruth Fowler and her husband Harry, in one of the best family settings of my entire youth.

As I explained to Mrs. Fowler years later, she was the best mother I ever had.

Why?

Because she allowed me to be myself, and explore my creative side, among other things.

Also, for the first time in my life, I was also allowed to invite friends over to the house at 7 West Hill Drive (West Hill) to celebrate a birthday one year with cake, soft drinks, and party games!

Instead of being forced to wear hand-me-downs that Mrs. Collett rustled up from friends with boys my age, Mrs. Fowler took me shopping for new clothes at the start of school in September.

I vividly recall nervously asking Mrs. Fowler if I could have a trendy jacket that caught my eye - expecting a resounding “no” - to follow the meek request.

Surprise!

The fiery redhead responded in her own thoughtful way as usual.

“Of course. You’re the one that’s wearing it, dear, not me.”

You can image the rush of relief - and joy - that rippled through my being that day.

At long last, I was being treated like a person,and  not an intrusion on someone’s life.

I am overcome with emotion now as the memories rise up - and overwhelm me as I look back - in anger?

Not quite.

Somewhere along the line, I managed to develop an optimistic side.

Only God knows how!

Instead of lamenting about the downside of my plight - being an unwanted foster child hungering for love and tenderness - I’ve tried to be philosophical about the troubled experiences that often float up unexpectedly out-of-the-blue and continue to haunt me to this day.

For example, I joke to friends who were unhappy with their parents, that I was lucky being a foster child.

“If a home didn’t work out - and I didn’t get along with my foster parents - the social workers would try to place me in a better family situation,” I uttered up with a shrug.

Then, I would underscore the obvious.

If an individual was unhappy with their home  (or didn’t savor their relationship with their parents) tough ti**y.

Of course, over the years, I have often wondered what I would be like today, if I had of been left in the charge of my mother.

I probably wouldn’t have been scarred emotionally, or become alienated, always feeling like an outsider in life.

In the final analysis, I’ve learned, there is no substitute for a mother’s love.



Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Giants...Pound Phillies! Cody Ross top dog!



Giants in your face!





Cody Ross delivered once again!

Clearly, the Giant's hero took the headlines in the morning daily to task.

POUND PHILLY!

They surely did - in an afternoon match on home turf - that drove the fans WILD!

Uh-huh!

The Giants beat the Philadelphia Phillies 3-0 today in San Francisco.

Now, the mighty diamond "Kings", boast a 2-1 lead in the NL championship series.


Cody Ross continued to ignite the crowds with his fancy ball-playing.

After homering three times in the first two games at Philadelphia, he could do no wrong, to the fans packed into the bleachers.

"He plays with no fear," manager Bruce Bochy barkd out on the sidelines.

"That's what you like about the guy."

Meanwile, the man-of-the-hour tried to keep a cool head.

"I'm just going up there trying to relax, stay calm, make something happen," Ross said.

A difficult task, to say the least.

The Giants have never won the World Series since moving lock-stock-and-barrel to San Francisco back in 1958.

They came close in 2002, but, no cigar!

The last time the Giants franchise won the World Series was 1954.

With hard work, a bit of perseverance - and some luck - the Giants will turn that factoid around in 2010.

Go! Giants! Go!
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Oswalt points a finger!

Taylor Swift... HUB Cable TV to broadcast behind-the-scenes footage! Popularity soars!



Pretty Songstress a hit-maker!







Fans who missed Taylor Swift's concerts in recent months have a chance to catch the sizzling hot performances in the next couple of weeks on the old boob tube.

Music-lovers keen on Swift's vocal stylings may be excited to hear that a tape recording of Taylor’s hit  -“Journey to Fearless” - will be broadcasting on the Hub Network (formerly Discovery Kids network).

The footage - which is comprised of clips on the insightful development aspect  of the tour - will air next week October 22nd thru 24th of October.

The concert- which includes out-takes that have not been previously screened - is slotted in at 7 p.m. (EDT).

Even Swift gushed at the prospect of tuning in that evening to catch the tour and all the celebrated goings-on.

“The Fearless Tour was an amazing journey, from the fun we had behind-the-scenes, to the shows themselves,” she chirped excitedly.

How could Ms. Swift miss on this one?

The album not only nabbed the pretty chanteuse all major awards (4 Grammy’s, for starters), it also boasted top selling album of 2009.

While we’re on the subject of albums - at press time - her handlers acknowledged that her next album - Speak Now - is set for release on October 25th (2010).

Can’t wait!

 

 


Jane Lynch...star busting into stratosphere! Deserving success...




Jane Lynch rockets to success!





Jane Lynch is a tall, imposing woman in person, who commands attention.

The first time I crossed paths with the GLEE star was at the CineVegas Film Festival a couple of years ago on the frenzied red carpet for "The Rocker" premiere in the heart of the desert oasis.

Post: 06/13/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/06/cinevegas-film-festivalrainn-wilson.html

Although Ms Lynch’s acting career was not soaring into the stratosphere at that time, it was evident under the intense glare of the spotlight, that the charismatic actress had that indefinable something - the “it” factor - that is a prerequisite in the topsy-turvy entertainment business.

I was also impressed by her down-to-earth unpretentious manner.

What you see, is what you get.

The actress - who has met with considerable success since then -  this year in particular - offered up some great advice for performers stomping at the bit to break into the lofty realms of stardom.

“Just ‘do’,” she responded, when I asked her to offer up a few ingredients to acting success.

“Take an acting class. Get in a play. 'Do'  as much as possible,” she stressed above all else, as a posse of reporters (who hung on every word) scribbled down the quote in their notebooks.

A couple of he paparazzi on hand - turned their searing lenses in her direction - to capture the charismatic performer on tape (and for posterity's sake, no doubt).

When I reflect on that moment, I suddenly realize, Ms. Lynch was definitely in her element and inclined to soak up the entire heady high-energy experience because she was "ready" to make her grand entrance onto the world stage.

Appearances on Saturday Night Live, and a stint on Glee, are just icing on the cake at this juncture.
She’ll be making a lasting contribution in the industry- mark my words - in the next year or two.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person!

You go, Jane!
 
 
 
 
 
Talented actress honored with likeness at Madame Tussaud's!

Randy Quaid...arrest warrant issued! Squatter's rights unfounded...







Trouble appears to be following Randy Quaid (and his wife) around these days.

Once again, the B-list actor is in hot water with the courts.

What do the Orientals say?

May you live in interesting times!

If you recall, a scant few months ago  an arrest warrant was issued for Mr. Quaid, when he allegedly skipped out on a bill at a luxury Hotel and left red-faced managers holding the proverbial bag.

Quaid must have coughed up the dough for the room service tab and back-rent due, though, because he was free as a bird once again.

The shocking word out of Hollywood now?

Quaid may be broke and homeless.

Recently, the talented actor - with a half-a-dozen-or-so box offices successes under his belt - was caught (and charged) with illegally camping out in a guest house of a property he once owned.

After-the-fact, a Judge issued an arrest warrant for Quaid when he failed to appear before the bench, to answer to the allegations.

Too embarrassed to show your face, Randy?

Maybe his sensible brother, Dennis, should step in and offer some support.

Or, does he follow biblical wisdom?

I am not my brothers's keeper.

Amen!

Randy, if you're strapped for cash - or need assistance - contact the Screen Actors Guild (or AFTRA).

Maybe the actor's fund can offer up some relief temporarily during your financial crunch and legal snafu.

Worth looking into, anyway!

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Dennis the brother with all the brawn & brains?
 
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