Leo's irresistible charms require fan restraint!
Religious zealots have been preaching the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ for decades, but few ever imagined that the Son of God would make a grand entrance into this mortal realm by way of Leonardo Di Caprio's seed!
The big screen Romeo - who triggers passions and causes hearts to go pitter-patter - was forced to petition the court for a restraining order against one delusional babe who was under the mistaken impression that she is married to the charismatic star and carrying his child Jesus.
Holy crap, Batman!
Leonardo ("King of the World" normally) argued in supporting documents that the admirer's erratic behaviour sufficiently established that his safety may be at risk.
A series of dog-eared letters - stalker Livia Bistriceanu penned and zipped off to the actor by U.S. post - hinted at trouble ahead.
One scrawled note was particularly upsetting to Leo.
"Do you want to be with me for real and to be the father of Jesus?".
Consequently, the Judge presiding over the proceedings on Friday, issued an "order" that the woman stay 100 yards away from Leonardo whenever he is in the vicinity.
But, not all filmgoers share her undying love for the handsome actor.
At another court hearing in an unrelated matter, a 40-year-old woman was preparing to stand trial for striking Di Caprio with a wine glass which resulted in personal injury.
The talented actor did not show his mug at either proceeding, so I expect he's busy preparing for his next "role" in a film bio on FBI Director - J. Edgard Hoover - in which he may be required to cross-dress.
Pretty in pink, Leonardo?
Break a leg!
Happiness is a warm gun!