When I logged in today, and checked for responses to posts, one got a rise out of me!
A "Tattler" reader was quick to highlight an ABC News headline, utter up an editorial (comment), and fire it off to moi!
"And what do make of today's ABC News online headline: "With wife and daughter away, Obama has his boys over."? Not the Globe or Tattler, ABC News?!"
This is what I think:
"Boys night out!"
In fact, according to the brief (very brief) ABC snippet, Barack will savor a round of golf with buddies early in the afternoon, and later the 1st Dude's closest circle of buddies will satiate their hunger - off the green - with a barbecue (with all the trimmings) on the White House Lawn.
What, no poker (five card stud)?
As to the part-tay, this inquiring mind wants to know - at a minimum - if there will be any drunken orgies in the pool and sauna cum - um - around midnight?
If so, will Secret Service let me pass through the side gate at the beguiling witching hour?
As to the "Globe" - that giant of the Literary world known for its excellence in reporting -, well, it's pretty much a given what their ballsy reaction will be.
The week-end will - undoubtedly - warrant a two-parter rife with all the juicy details!
According to the titillating gossip rag, these kinds of drunken romps (when Michelle is out-of-town and-out-of-harm's way) ) are nothing new.
In fact, the lusty (suspicious) editors have hinted that the President oft takes these footloose and fancy-free occasions to dabble in a litttle erotic "homosexual" fantasy leisure activity.
Surely, folks caught the screaming headlines of one particularly eye-catching issue, at the supermarket check-out which alleged that the President is "gay"?
In closing, I'd like to thank the "anonymous" individual who posted the comment!
I can't always keep track of the nefarious sexual antics of all of the debauched Politicians on Capitol Hill, let alone the chi chi get-togethers hosted by a healthy black man (who has chosen to exercise his power and authority over the social planner at the White House) when Michelle is out spending the coin of the realm.
Shades of John F. Kennedy?
Oh, Daddy, the silver hair is a turn-on!