Saturday, June 12, 2010

Karate Kid...kicks a**! Justin Bieber soundtrack bootstraps up mood!





Beiber music sets mood!



Filmgoers keen on sitting ringside while teens kick the bejesus out of each other will be snapping up tickets for the remake of Karate Kid this weekend.

And rooting for the underdog a short while later when the predicatable plotline - after a few short introductory scenes - sends the "Kid" headlong to meet his destiny as he - subsequently -uncovers the meaning of honor along the way.

In this chapter, Jackie Chan takes on the role of King Fu "Master" and fills the shoes of respected actor Pat Morita (previously cast in the role) quite admirably.

Jaden Smith turns in a stellar performance in the part that propelled Ralph Macchio into superstar status on the Hollywood scene when he took a stab at it.

Justin Bieber's soundtrack works well with this material and signals a future in film scoring in the event it is a career endeavour the young Pop Icon is intrigued about pursuing.

Even still, this time out, Karate Kid - though vastly entertaining - can't come close to the original.

A classic now, the martial arts film, remains untouchable having stood the test of time.



Latinos...exodus from Arizona? A surge to Texas, New Mexico, and California...





Reports are filtering in that the hard-hitting immigration law just signed into law is having a definite impact on communities in Arizona.

Accorrding to sources, in recent weeks there have been clear signs that Hispanics are in a state of panic, and already beginning to flee the border state.

Schools in Hispanic neighborhoods have noted that attendance has dropped dramatically.

In addition, businesses that normally serve the Latino community, have also confirmed that commerce is down.

Mainly, it's been a bad economy that has been the primary deterrent to many Hispanic immigrants seeking to enter Arizona, noted Jeffrey Passel, a demographer at the Pew Hispanic Center in Washington.

“If you have a bad economy and a hostile environment, then that’s likely to cause people to think twice about coming, and possibly even to leave,” Mr. Passel says.

Because there have been many illegals in Arizona, the new immigration law also poses a serious threat, which may account for the sudden flux in demographic trends.

"The economy is a far more powerful factor in immigration," says David Gutierrez, a professor of immigration history, at the University of California San Diego.

Arizona’s immigrant population has already been leveling off for two years now due to the recession, according to leading analysts in the field.

The Pew Hispanic Center reports a 40 to 45 percent drop in people coming to the US from Mexico, says Passel.

That’s supported by data on border apprehensions, which have dropped 25 percent for two years in a row, he adds.

Where are they going?

It’s more likely, they’re migrating within the US, says Gutierrez.

But, they may not go quietly.

At one web site that published a news report on this issue, a Latino posted the following stinging comment:

"Fu**  you !  We were here first."

“It’s got to be an exceedingly difficult decision,” Gutierrez  says.

“Once they return to Mexico, it’s much harder to come back. It’s much more likely we’re seeing internal migration.”

Most Hispanics who flee Arizona will join friends, family, or other Hispanic communities in California, Texas, New Mexico, and other states with large Hispanic populations.

Looks like California, Texax, and New Mexico - for starters - may have to pass their own versions of the Arizona Law, eh?

News at 11!

Ribbon of LIfe...HIV fundraiser draws Vegas talent! Golden rainbow provides housing!







Tomorrow afternoon the annual "Ribbon of Life" fundraiser kicks off with the largest roster of talent yet lending their talents to raise funds for HIV afflicted individuals in the community.

Performers slated for the line-up include those from the casts of  Zumanity, Viva Elvis, Love, Peepshow, and the Lion King - to name a few.

Funds will be raised for Golden Rainbow, a non-profit in the Vegas area, which provides housing and financial assistance for those with HIV.

Each year, the successful efforts of Rainbow assists upwards of 600 men, women, and children.

Golden Rainbow owns and operates eight two-bedroom apartments and a 3-bedroom home.

This year, more than ever, Rainbow needs to succeed in their fundraising efforts because there is a bigger need for their services in 2010.

"People that never required services before ae coming out and asking for help," one  spokesman noted in recent days.

You can support the charity by showing up at the Festivities tomorrow at the Las Vegas Hilton Theater @ 3000 Paradise Road (Sunday June 13th).



Tickets: $25.00 - $200.00

Info:  goldenrainbow.org



Friday, June 11, 2010

Las Vegas...family of Ducks at Mirage Hotel in protected environment!

BP...this is what a healthy bird & nurturing environment looks like!

BP...this is what a healthy bird & nurturing environment looks like!

Vons...employees @ Vegas grocer courteous & outgoing! Kudos...










In one post this past week I was a bit harsh with the locals in Las Vegas on the heels of a couple of annoying frustrating encounters with clueless unskilled store employees at a handful of local retail outlets.

Subsequently, I thought it only fair to also mention occasions when workers act in an exemplary fashion, too.

After all, these selfless giving individuals - who toil away daily - are role models to look up to.

For example, before I started off on the next leg of my journey in the Mojave Desert, I popped into Vons to snatch up some snacks to nibble on.

A down-to-earth woman stepped out from behind the cooler in the Deli section and greeted me with a broad smile.

“Anything I can help you with, dear?”

Then, she offered me a free sample of chicken just rousted from the oven.

The butcher behind the meat case grinned and gave me a cheery hello, too.

When I got to the small line at the check-out - a gentleman with a few more items than moi - beckoned for me to go ahead.

Smooth sailing at Vons.

It used to be pleasant like this at Pavillions in West Hollywood until an unsavory element took over.

I confess!

All the folks I crossed paths with at Vons in Vegas were midde-class white Americans without any "attitude" or delusions of grandeur.

Maybe that was why the service was so prompt, courteous and professional!

Maybe I need to re-think where I shop on a regular basis, eh?

Kudos to Vons.

Ricky Martin...to star in EVITA stage production! Tour on horizon...









Ricky Martin will be starring in a Broadway production of - Evita - which producer Hal Luftig promises will be a true Latino effort.

“All major roles will be played by Latino actors,” he boasted.

Martin will tackle the role of Che in the Frank Lloyd Webber revival.

Elena Roger - who was previously lauded for her performance in a London production - has also been pacted.

Actors take note!

The role of Juan Peron is yet to be cast.

Ricky, who came out several weeks ago (he was allegedly the last person to recognize he was “gay”), is no stranger to the boards.

The effervescent charismatic Pop Icon previously crooned and danced on stage in the popular award-winning hit "Les Miserables".

A slew of fans are chomping at the bit, no doubt, to catch Martin in concert live when his tour revs up in the fall.

Is there a marriage on the horizon, too?

News at 11.
 
 

 

Las Vegas Mob Experience...Tropicana exhibit to feature Bugsy Siegel & Meyer Lansky!







The myths and legends of Las Vegas mobsters got a new boost on Tuesday when it was announced that the Tropicana Hotel is installing a tribute to a handful of underworld characters who once reined supreme in Sin City many moons ago.

The "Las Vegas Mob Experience" has the backing of relatives of the likes of - Meyer Lansky, Bugsy Siegel, and Sam Giancana - too.

In fact, thanks to their contributions, the much-anticipated chronicle of gangster-life in the early days will be fleshed out to include insightful home movies, one-of-a-kind photographs, and a treasure trove of memorabilia that organizers brag will throw the spotlight on a side of the mobsters never seen before.

One novel aspect of the exhibit is a series of spiritual ghost guides and radio-frequency chips to guide intrigued guests on their foray into the fascinating realm of gangsterdom.

And, state-of-the-art technology will also allow adventurous fans to interact by inputting choices, squealing to the fuzz, or just adding their own imaginative twist to the mix.

Some have wondered if the upcoming Tropicana project (created by Plainjoe Studios) may crowd the much-anticipated opening of the "Las Vegas Museum of Organized Crime and Law Enforcement" which is scheduled to throw open its doors in the near future too.

The general consensus is “no”.

The Tropicana exhibit is backed wholeheartedly by the City of Las Vegas and the Mayor, his honor, Oscar Goodman.

And, the bevy of bodacious babes he usually has in tow, I expect.
 
 

Bugsy Siegle dapper hood!




Sam Giancana former mob boss!
 

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Latino clerk...mangles my name! Si, SeƱorita...







The way things have been going, I knew it would come to this!

Today, I was asked to produce my Driver’s License to finalize a transaction at a business establishment in Las Vegas.

The Latino employee scanned my I.D.

“Hoo-li-an,” she quizzed with a thick accent.

In spite of the fact it should have been obvious from my lily-white skin and responses in perfect English - that I am a “Julian” - she chose to take a stab at the Spanish pronunciation instead.

Is it my imagination, or do I have a sudden urge to cross the border illegally now?
 
 

 

Julio Iglesias...packs 'em in @ Vegas Hilton! Crooner still popular! June 10th-12th...







Julio Iglesias took to the stage at the Vegas Hilton last night at 8 p.m. - much to the delight of ecstatic die-hard fans - who packed the upbeat house.

For those who missed the opening night, there may be tickets available for the remainder of the performances, which run through June 12th.

Tickets:

http://www.ticketmaster.com/Julio-Iglesias-tickets/artist/742500

The sexy Latin American crooner continues to be a big draw around the globe.

Say what?

Uh-huh.

Julio is also Enrico’s father.

How could I forget?



Thursday, June 10, 2010

President Obama...White House summons BP Chairman to meeting! Brits cry "Inexplicable but Despicable"...





Carl-Henric Svanbergth
(face behind BP mask)




White House senior administration officials have summoned the Chairman Of BP Oil - a shadowy figure by the name of Carl-Henric Svanbergth (in addition to CEO Tony Hayward and BP’s top executives) - to a closed-door meeting on June 16th to probe the width-and-breadth of the oil-spill crisis.

At press time, sources close to the President acknowledged that the Commander-in-Chief would be participating in some of the intense discussions, that will obviously go down before the dust settles.

Pundits who have questioned the way the President has handled the BP crisis, thus far, are now chortling that - if anything - Obama’s shortcomings have unified the British Press.

The headlines have been devastating for the White House overseas.

One daily described Barack Obama’s debacle this way:

“Explicable but despicable.”

And, a handful top-level Officials are accusing outright, that Obama’s ineffectiveness (wanton negligence and disregard for their Corporate entities) has financially burdened the backs of Brits.

“The elderly rely on BP dividends from BP to survive in these tough economic time,” one irate Politician  noted for the record.

However, the Mayor of London overstepped the line - in my opiniion - when he alleged that Obama was "roasting" BP and its Corporate Brass because he "hates" Brits.

Hogwash!

Fleet street madness at its worst.

I laughed out loud when one political analyst on Fox wondered aloud why Barrack Obama held back so long in meeting with CEO Tony Hayward, and his boss, the Chairman of the BP Board.

“He’s the President of the United States. The executives at the oil giant are merely in charge of a company," he snorted, in so many words.

"Obama has the upper hand,” he summed up to panelists who gave their nod of "right on" from the sidelines.

Duh!

The namby-pamby accusations about Barack Obama come to the fore again.

Well, at least he didn't tour the disaster area in Mom jeans.

Wouldn’t it be refreshing to hear Barack Obama utter a memorable quote from the Academy award-winning film - Network - starring William Holden.

Uh-huh.

It goes something like this:


“I’m mad as hell and I’m not taking it anymore.”




Cheap Trick...Sgt. Pepper Live @ Paris (Vegas)! Paul is dead?







Ever-popular Cheap Trick is slated to perform an eclectic mix of hit compositions from the Beatle's legendary "break out" album Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band at Paris on the Vegas strip.

June 11th thru June 30th

Seems just like yesterday, I cracked open the plastic on the cover of album running rampant with a kaleidescope of images etched on its intriquing face.

I was residing on West Hill Drive in the suburb of the same name (Toronto) when I first cranked up the volume and full throttle soaked up all the mystical (magical) musings of Lennon & McCartney.

The rumor at the time of the album's release was that Paul was "dead" and that clues tucked away here 'n there (symbolically & otherwise) would confirm it.

One of the first ubran myths?

It inspired one of my early poems:

Tune in.
Tune out.

Shout!

Julian Ayrs
Chocolate Buddha
Collection of  Poems

See 'ya there!






MTV Movie Awards...wild & woolly! Sandra Bullock lipstick lesbo kiss! Vampires score big!




The poor man's Julia Roberts!





The MTV Movie Awards were - wild and woolly, prone to lapses of judgment, rife with high-spirited hi-jinks - even poignant at times.

A lipstick lesbian, the alter-ego of Tom Cruise (in a show-stopping dance routine with Jennifer Lopez prettying up the theatrical terrain), and a bobbing Mark Wahlberg loose-as-a-goose caused tongues to wag at water coolers around the country the next day.

The racy ribald humor and streak of rat-a-tat expletives (for the most part nipped in the bud by quick thinking censors - except for a zinger or two - that broke through the shackles intended to harness them) didn’t surprise many.

What do you expect from a network hell-bent on churning out hip edgy hip material to satiate the robust free-wheeling organic tastes of their enviable demographic.

Hands down, MTV gets the nod for hustling up a smattering of precious television moments, that the competition will be struggling to match 'til network television doomsday.

Just around the corner, I expect.

Today, it was no surprise, then - to happen across a news clip in one of the morning papers - which reported that MTV was inclined to apologize for the raunchy material that splashed out over the airwaves non-stop to the delight of rapt viewers.

Ho-Hum.

Business as usual.

In true Hollywood style, the brass at MTV milked the much-anticipated musical extravaganza, for all it was worth.

To entice Sandra Bullock out-of-hiding, for example, the suits created a special Movie Award sure to drum up a ratings blockbuster if the scandal-ridden gal graced the stage with her presence.

Unfortunately, opportunistic starlets - like Scarlett Johansson - seized on the moment to thrust themselves into the glare of the spotlight.

In one of those awkward - you had to be there off-the-wall moments - the lipstick lesbo strode up to the stage begging for a kiss.

Say what?

Talk about queer!

Good sport that she is, Sandra plunked a deep one (somewhat reminiscent of the tongue probe that Al Gore surprised Tipper with) on her pouty lips.

Yeah, a real gagger.

That out of the way, Sandra uttered up one of the sanest sentiments of the night.

“Can we get back to normal now?”

When Tom Cruise gyrated on stage - with shaved head and bizarre wardrobe get-up - many anticipated another golden “couch” moment in spite of the fact Oprah was nowhere in sight.

Surprise!

The former mega-star - struggling for credibility in Tinsel-town after he slipped through the cracks in recent days for head-shaking screwball antics - pulled off an entertaining performance with a slightly out-of-character Jennifer Lopez at his side.

Wonders never cease.

The show continued at a dizzying pace - jokes jolted, fizzled, titillated, struck a chord or didn’t - go figure!

Uh-huh!

The smorgasbord of visual and audio delights was nothing short of a zany parade, with something for everyone, amidst a zoo-like atmosphere that stuck to the wall.

But, the big winner of the night was Twilight.

The sequel - Eclipse - nabbed 5  trophies - to the delight of fans who went wild at the mere mention of their cult hit!

Yes, the Vampire genre continues to propel the industry forward.

For MTV, it's a good marriage with  the Twilight franchise.

Both, will suck the life out of you, if you let ‘em.


Elvis Presley...a Potato Head? King's estate sells out...





Nothing is sacred, I guess!

And, just maybe the latest marketing efforts by the Presley estate to rustle up big bucks, is starting to turn fans off.

For the first time in years, one local performer acknowledged that he was moving on, exiting the auditorium.

"Elvis isn't a lucrative act for impersonators anymore," he confided.

So what of Hasbro's deal to release a Potato Head Doll of Elvis with two wardrobe options (jumpsuit or black-leather-clad option) during tribute week to the King in August?

Will the novel toy be snapped up or will it ring the death knell for Elvis's once enviable stature in the souvenir industry?

News at 11!


Lady Diana...designer gown fetches $275,000.00! Sexy allure shocked Brits...








The infamous black cocktail dress - that Lady Diana sashayed into the limelight in on her 1st Official engagement with Prince Charles in the public eye - just sold at auction for a staggering $275,000.00.

The strapless silk taffeta gown was cut so low that it triggered scandalous headlines around the globe.

Some critics charged that the designer stunner was too racey for Lady Diana Spencer who was engaged to Prince Charles at the time.

"Not befitting a nubile nineteen-year old," others grumbled in so many words.

Nothwithstanding, the controversy thrust Lady Di into the International spotlight - at which point - the Princess-to-be was well on her way to becoming a fashion icon to be later courted by the tony elite in lofty climbs at all four corners of the earth.

A Chilean Fashion Museum now boasts ownership of the designer dress that once rocked jolly old England!




Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lindsay Lohan...get "out of Jail" free card! Plunging neckline turns on Judge...





The impetuous beauty wasn’t going to let a little ankle bracelet cramp her style.

Or, keep her down on the farm.

With a little imagination, the gutsy imaginative sex siren, conjured up an outfit that concealed the offending reminder that she was “this close” from ending up in the slammer.

The strong-willed mare fighting a too-tight harness?

Lindsay Lohan, of course.

In spite of well-intentioned advice from her seasoned handlers to stay near the homefires 'til the next court date, the troubled stir-crazy star threw caution to the wind, and tripped-the-light fantastic over the weekend at the MTVs Movie Awards.

Before you could say - Jack Daniels - an alarm was alerting the court that Lindsay may have imbibed one too many (once was enough) - and thus - triggered the release of a signal that would promptly tattle-tale.

Was it possible that a sloppy drunk spilled a drinkie-pooh on Lindsay’s foot?

Or, just maybe, Lindsay was prepared to allege that someone slipped a mickey into her punch to get her into trouble?

Uh-huh.

There must be an ongoing conspiracy against Lindsay!

Or, was Lindsay testing the waters to determine first-hand how much alcohol would be required to trip the alarm, and send her shuffling back to the court in a huff to face a severe tongue lashing from the judge.

One thing was certain, a necessary court appearance was in the offing for Lindsay and/or her attorney to resolve the sticky situation, created by the messy MTV incident.

Indeed!

Next day (bright and early this morning, in fact) bail was set at $200,000.00.

One gossip kingpin quipped on the sidelines in response.

“That cocktail cost her $20,000.00 bucks."

Once again her attorney appeared on her behalf and - like clockwork - a get out of jail “free” card was rubber-stamped right away.

On the heels of that decision, Lindsay’s father flew into a rage.

“She should be placed in rehab for her own protection," he uttered up angrily in so many words.

But, his pleas fell on deaf ears.

The judge appeared to be more smitten with Lindsay’s plunging neckline and luscious mellons than a controlling father with a selfish loveless agenda.

The ball’s in your court once again, Lindsay.

Psst!

Lindsay needs a good man to tame her, don't 'ya think?

Any takers?

LA Gay Pride 2010...Sharon & Kelly Osbourne Grand Marshalls! Motels & Erotic City Highlights!









 In a few days, out-and-proud gay revellers will be descending on West Hollywood from all rainbow corners of the earth in record numbers, to celebrate Gay Pride 2010.

The high-profile event - spanning over several days - is one of the biggest LGBT celebration in North America.

Friday night kicks off with the legendary "Dyke March" (&After Party) which takes place at 7 pm in the heart of gay gulch on San Vicente Blvd & Santa Monica @ 7 pm.

The much anticipated par-tay includes a rally & a spirited march.

A drumming circle & lesbian motorcycle enthusiasts are featured at the After-party which steams full ahead 9 p.m. thru 11:30 p.m.

I attended last year and the celebration was a wild hoot!

The 40th Annual Los Angeles Gay Pride Parade (has it been that long in existence really?) ceremonious unfolds in all its strident glory on Santa Monica Blvd on Sunday @ 11 a.m.

The Grand Marshals this year are Sharon & Kelly Osbourne.

L.A. Pride Festival runs Saturday (June 12th) thru Sunday (June 13th) in West Hollywood Park.

Stage head-liners this year include Kelis, En Vogue, Martha Davis & The Motels, and Kelly Rowland.

Erotic City returns by popular demand at one of the festival pavillions.

"Any type of attire is welcome at this salacious little fete, and rubber, leather, and fetishwear are encouraged," noted a sponsor for the popular crowd-pleaser.

Additionally, numerous gay bars and gay-friendly restaurants, hotels, and shops have special events and parties throughout Pride Week.

Local gay papers, such as Frontiers Magazine and Lesbian News, will publish all the delicious details to snap up.

See 'ya there!

Mechanics...God Bless Las Vegas grease monkeys!







Bless a couple of local mechanics.

They’ve cured my fear of taking my vehicle in for tune-ups and repairs and restored my faith in the profession in the process.

A few years ago, I was unfortunate to cross paths with a couple of dishonest incompetent mechanics at Canadian Tire (also known as crappy tire for obvious reasons) when I was visiting relatives North of the border.

Uh-huh!

Since that time, I have dreaded a trip to a local car repair shop, choosing to procrastinate instead.

For instance, I took my car in for a much-needed tune-up and oil change, at a service station in a Toronto-area location downtown.

After gobbling down a snack, the shop’s mechanic informed me that the work had been performed on the engine, so I paid up and cruised off.

Within minutes, I was heading down Yonge Street to hook up with friends.

Suddenly, the driver’s wheel started pulling in one direction, and I started to lose control.

I managed to maneuver the disabled car over to the side of the road - after narrowly avoiding crashing into other startled motorists - in adjacent lanes.

At the curb, I shuddered a sigh of relief - took a deep breath - then decided to take a gander under the hood.

Within minutes of inspecting the engine, I spotted a large object wedged inside the fan belt area.

I pulled the object free - it was about a foot-and-a-half long - and inspected it up-close.

It appeared to be a specialty tool of some kind.

Immediately, I dailed up the mechanic,  and proceeded to relay what had taken place.

“Oh, I wondered what happened to that tool. It cost about $200 bucks. Can you bring that back to me, please?”

I was shocked by his devil-may-care attitude.

He didn’t apologize or express any remorse about the mishap either.

What really irked me was the fact that I nearly got into an accident on a busy city street - because of his negligence - and he simply didn't care.

On another occasion, I took my car to have the motor on my trunk fixed, when it failed to automatically close with a gentle tap to the hood.

When I parked the vehicle in the stall at the mechanic's shop, I immediately rolled the window down on the driver’s side to prevent a lock out.

For good reason.

If he engine was running on that model, and the door swung closed, it would lock automatically.

So, to prevent that from happening, I forewarned the mechanic about the potential problem.

He stared at me like I was a fool.

“Do you honestly think that I am that dumb,” he appeared to be thinking,  as he glared at me with an incredulous look on his mug.

Normally, I do not leave my car unattended, but that day I had many chores to undertake.

So, I dashed off, as the grease monkey began to work on the vehicle.

About an hour later, my beeper went off frantically, about a dozen times or so.

It was the mechanic.

“I got locked out. Do you have another key,” he sheeplishly asked.

Uh-huh.

He rolled the window back up after I strode off the lot, and when he stepped away from the door, it swung closed and locked him out with the engine running.

By the time I got back to the shop, he had broken into my vehicle, and damaged my high-tech security alarm in the process.

It never functioned ever again the same expert way it once did after that troubling incident.

So, what became my golden rule, after that?

I vowed to never let a mechanic touch my vehicle again.

That also applies to valet parkers.

I would rather park my own car, and walk several blocks, then let them loose inside my precious car.

Once their grubby paws - and bad energy permeates the car - it’s a goner believe me!

For the most part, that rule of thumb, has kept my vehicle purring along beautifully without much need of anything save for top-ups of oil, gas, water, brake fluid, and so forth and so on.

Unfortunately, during the past six months, a couple of little glitches reared their ugly head.

But, rather than face an unpleasant experience with a snotty mechanic - and costly repairs - I let the malfunctioning parts slide.

Not a good idea, I know, because if you neglect teeny-weeny little problems on a car, they usually escalate from minor annoyances to major headaches with big bucks repair bills to boot.

‘Til this past week!

I was cruising around Las Vegas when I spied a sign in a shop window for a service I needed.

So, on a wing and a prayer, I cruised in and approached the mechanic on duty.

In a few minutes flat, the problem was corrected, at a palty sum of $10.00.

Yesterday, I encountered the same good fortune, with a second mechanical whiz.

I managed to stumble on a dude who fixed the other problem for a sawbuck as well.

Cash on the barrel.

No fuss.

Tonight, I’m going out to celebrate my good fortune.

My SUV is humming along now, thankfully!




Denny's...value meal priced @ $4.00!



Occasionally, I get an urge for an old-fashioned breakfast consisting of - eggs, pancakes, bacon - to start the day off right.

But, in Las Vegas, you’ll be hard-pressed to zero in on a local eatery that not only serves up a mouth-watering filling meal at an affordable price, but cooked to delicious perfection as well.

Since I was advised to cut back on salt, and be more selective in my diet choices for the sake of my overall health, I generally tend to by-pass Denny’s which is famous for its grand slam which would normally cost a hungry dude about $5.50 tops (unless he  went hog-wild with selection of tasty extras a-la-carte).

What the heck!

Once I spotted Denny’s logo screaming out at me on Vegas Boulevard, I roared in to make a P-I-G of myself yesterday at the crack of dawn.

What a pleasant surprise.

Denny’s is now offering up a value meal - consisting of eggs (how would you like 'em?), bacon (or sausage), pancakes (or toast) - for the princely sum of 4 bucks!

Gosh, did that hit the spot.

And, if you cut back on the syrup and butter and seasoning, you might just stroll out of there without suffering a heart attack from all the heart-clogging cholesterol and fat.

Pass on the coffee - a diuretic, by the way - and slurp down a hydrating ice-cold glass of water instead.

Your skin will be blemish free, because of it.





El Cortez Hotel...demented guard stalks me in lobby in Vegas! Mentally ill man needs therapy...






As I strolled towards an elevator at the El Cortez Hotel last night, an African-American security guard scooted out-of-nowhere from the left at an aisle, scurried across my path (as he gave me a sidelong glance), then stood at the two elevators I was approaching acting like he was waiting to take the lift to an upper floor.

Since there was a railing on one side - and two guests waiting for the elevator limiting the space for access to the elevator - I stood slightly behind (and to the left) of the guard expecting (as logic dictated) that the lumbering overweight Hotel employee would move toward the elevator door once it slid open.

When the elevator arrived, however, something strange occurred which sent a shiver up and down my spine.

I suddenly realized the demented guard was playing eerie cloak-and-dagger games with me!

For example - instead of following the two other guests inside the elevator - he stood in a frozen position as he faced the wall just forward of me.

Because  it struck me he was acting in a peculiar fashion, I focused more closely on the man, and was shocked to notice that he was observing me through a reflection in a brass in-laid section in the wall that mirrored our slightly blurred images.

The security guard was stalking me!

When he realized I was "on" to him, he tried to suppress all the emotion sweeping across his face, as he strode off to the left and I joined the two elderly guests already inside the elevator.

In view of the man's scary behavior, I decided to publish this post, because I fear this man (or someone he may be working in tandem with) may wish me some physical harm.

What else am I to think when some lunatic - who works for about two bucks an hour - engages in such bizarre threatening and intimidating conduct without provocation?

I trust that if Hotel Management at the El Cortez happen across this post that they were will seriously consider putting the guard on leave and arranging for psychiatric care - because, in my estimation - the wacko loser  is a obviously a potential threat to guests at the hotel.

Footnote
When headed toward check-out on Thursday (the day after this post was published) a second guard gave me the evil eye, too.
Twice in fact!
Once, when I exited the elevator to turn in my room key - and again - when I strode to the rear of the Hotel lobby to the garage for my car.
On both occasions, it appeared the short unattractive Asian was trying to intimidate me as he nearly blocked my path.
Or, was he retaliating against me for penning the negative article on one of his security-guard buddies?
Needless to say, in view of the foregoing, I do not feel that the El Cortez is safe for tourists.
For this reason, I am posting a consumer alert to warn travellers.

 

 

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Las Vegas...locals balmy! Something in the water?





Kristen Stewart feels raped!
 
 

Over the past few days as I have dashed around Las Vegas to carry out chores - and meet social obligations - it has become obvious to me as I have crossed paths with a handful of the locals toiling away in menial tasks jobs at business establishments around the desert oasis that something is awry!

Judging by their strange behavior, I surmise that the recent heat wave that has descended on the city, has made these day workers balmy (slow on the uptake).

Just maybe, there is something in the water that rots their brains?

If so, bottled water appears to be a safe way to go right now.

Last night I trotted up to the Golden Gate to take advantage of their player's card special which - 'til now - offered up scrumptious shrimp cocktail (with cocktail sauce & crackers) at $1.00 a pop.

Uh-huh!

The diner recently ended that promotion - so I found myself chowing down on one serving for twice the price - that turned out be less tastier than the original one they used to flog at the busy counter.

As I scarfed down the snack, a five-foot-nothing security guard - who looked for all-the-world like he'd been boozing 'round the clock for the past forty years of his sorry life - strode up, stopped within two feet of my table, and proceeded to act in a bizarre manner.

In fact, his conduct was so stratling, that guests turned their heads quizzically this way 'n that, trying to fathom the dude's strange! behavior.

Obviously, he recognized moi, and was inclined to get an up-close gander.

Whenever I happened to glance in his direction - how could I not in view of the fact he was hovering over me rudely as I attempted to finish my snack - he turned his head nervously to avoid eye contact in a sly effort to avoid detection.

Fat chance!

He was a subtle as an elephant in heat!

How ironic!

The security guard the Hotel hired - ended up triggering feelings of insecurity and doubt in their guests - by virtue of lunatic conduct that was totally unacceptable.


At other retail outlets over the past week - counter-workers (more often-than-not) - literally froze on the spot when I strode up to the cash register.

If you ask me, their expressions tended to suggest, that they had just pooped their pants.

At Walmart, one teenager rang up the charges and handed me back my change, but neglected to present my groceries which were tucked down below beyond easy reach.

As he stood there awestruck, I awkwardly reached down, and plucked up the bag myself.

Unfortunately, when I arrived at my vehicle in the parking lot, my strawberries were nowhere in sight.

I dashed back into the store and quizzed the dazed box boy.

"What did you do with my stawberries?"

Without uttering a word, he reached under the counter, and coughed them up.

No apology!  No nothing!

Today, when I sauntered into Walgreen's to pick up the morning edition of the Los Angeles Times, a down-and-out security guard with gnarled features spied me as he was exiting the front door.

Imagine that, he immediately turned on his heel, and followed me inside - where he proceeded to gawk at me as I tried to withdraw cash with a modicum of privacy - or at least without his prying eyes raping my every movement.

Thanks for that Kristen Stewart!

A right on appraisal of the nonsensical conduct of unsophisticated clods with no class!

At least I don't have the paparazzi pushing me into cactus plants like some celebrities.

I expect that if the public fascination continues (shouldn't these boring folks get a life?) - and likewise intensifies to a degree that is overwhelming - that I will have to audition muscle-bound studs to assume the role of "bodyguard" when I venture out.

Well, I guess there are some perks to being famous.

Male escorts!



Charlie Sheen...punishment fits crime? Aborted plea deal...




Charlie toughens up for the slammer!


Legendary Katharine Hepburn!



Actor Charlie Sheen originally copped a sweet plea deal with the court that has some critics shaking their heads.

“That’s not punishment,” one disgusted reporter lamented.

Charlie was prepared to plead no contest to a charge of felony menacing, and subsequently, receive a thirty day jail sentence to be served in the Picton County Jail (Colorado).

Background Info

Post:  06/03/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/06/charlie-sheenexpected-to-plea-bargain.html

But last minute, the deal was aborted.

Legal eagles were predicting that Charlie would actually end up in the slammer for a fraction of the sentence (17 days) based on time served and good behavior.

But what was getting the goat of some, was a stint of community service, that stipulated that Charlie appear daily at a local theatre and provide acting classes for aspiring young actors residing in the upscale skiing resort.

To some, it appeared to make a mockery of the court, when you consider that Charlie was being asked to perform a task (as punishment) that involved activities he warms up to (and makes a living at).

Others snidely remarked that Charlie wasn’t qualified for the role as coach for budding performers pursuing a career in live theatre productions.

“Sheen isn’t known for being a stage actor,” one reporter astutely noted.

True.

But, to be fair - under the circumstances - the Judge’s considered directive isn't too far off the mark.

There are many instances in the past where celebrity defendants (Michael Phelps?) were ordered to offer up advice in community service situations as part ‘n parcel of their sentence.

As to the issue of Charlie’s lack of stage experience?

Yes.

Stage acting and film acting are quite different in approach.

Film acting tends to be more internal due to the intimate nature of film.

On the other hand, stage actors are required to turn up their performance - play bigger - in a theatrical environment geared to a live audience.

Unlike film - where a director may abort a scene in the bud that is going awry - in the stage scenario actors are required to build and sustain a performance without the luxury of being able to stop and go until they get it right.

There is only one instance in the history of the theatre where that golden rule was broken.

The legendary Katharine Hepburn was starring in a stage production on Broadway at the height of her theatrical career.

Shortly after the play began, things went awry - so much so - that Ms. Hepburn was inclined to halt the production dead in its tracks.

After a quick apology to the startled audience - this was definitely a first, folks - Hepburn instructed the stage hands to bring down the curtain so that the production could start up on stronger legs after a breather for a moment or two.

Although the troubled actor may not be able to focus on skills specific to stage acting because of his lack of experience on the boards - because Sheen is a competent actor (and recognized as such in the business) with hands-on acting experience under his belt - he does possess vital worthwhile information about the acting business in general.

And, thus, Mr. Sheen is capable of passing on tips to actors that they would not otherwise be able to glean from school texts.

Charlie’s take on the business and his thoughts on acting (even how he prepares for a role he is undertaking) are intriguing aspects of the business - that from a practical point of view - may prove to be invaluable to a student interesting in pursuing a career as an actor.

So, whether Charlie breaks a leg or not, remains to be seen in July when a hearing is slated to firm up the details.

God willing!

News Update
The prosecution discovered that Sheen does not qualify for work release because he is not a local resident 
Also, public service requires stricter rules, which Sheen allegededly nixed.
Back to the drawing board to hammer out a new deal!
Sheen is due back in Court July 12th.


 



DUI rustles up community service!

 
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