Saturday, May 29, 2010

Steve Cooley...responds to my letters! Typical snake in the legal profession...






At long last, Steve Cooley (District Attorney pining for loftier climbs on the political landscape) responded to two letters I fired off by U.S. post weeks ago (one by certified mail obviously got his attention).

Cooley finally got off his fat a** - and the campaign trail - long enough to earn part of the check he draws from the City's coffers each week.

It wasn't until I published an expose on the District Attorney's office that the self-serving DA bothered to give me the courtesy of a reply.

Til now.

Post: 05/03/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/05/roman-polanskisallegations-about-steve.html

Maybe all the comments on the post uttered up by his enemies was starting to make Cooley nervous?

Initially, I contacted Mr. Cooley to inform him about incompetent staff at the DA's office, intimidation tactics (employees in the DA's office have been twisting arms to extract money from victims under threat of prosecution), a refusal by staff to correct records when the true facts and evidence are submitted to the DA's office, a conspiracy to cover-up worker miscoduct, etc.

In essence, citizens are being victimized by power-mad lawyers looking to move up in the DA's office..

Mr. Cooley's response was typical of a lawyer in that it was brimming with lies and deceit, vigorous attempts to twist the facts (to his advantage), rife with legal hokus-pokus and distortions of the truth, and shameful posturing calculated to save his own a**.

Typical of these sharks (the attorneys who wear the black hats) Mr. Cooley side-stepped the issues which would have landed him on dangerous ground.

Of course, these issues related to the criminal conduct of his staff.

I guess he didn't want to leave any smoking guns lying around.

Also, he failed to address the issue of his staff ignoring my letters, and engaging in threatening and harassing conduct, which may warrant investigation by the FBI.

Cooley couldn't utter up one word in his staff's defense.

Why?

Because in view of the evidence in my possession, there is no way out for his employees.

The arguments he presented on a couple of other matters demonstrated to me that Mr. Cooley does not have a "head" for Law (or anything else for that matter).

His flimsy excuses - and attempts to wash away the truth - was a ludicrous smoke-and-mirrors trick to scare me off.

As Judge Judy would say:

"Do I have stupid written on my forehead?"

A snake should be tattoed on Mr. Cooley's.

Footnote

On June 7th a response letter was mailed to Cooley by U.S. Post (witnessed by a 3rd party).

I'll keep readers posted on Cooley's continued efforts to protect his staff and corrupt the system.



Polanski was hood-winked by lying cheating DA staff!

Ozzy Osbourne....plays wicked joke on fans! "Scream" album promo...





 


Fans of Ozzy  Osbourne got quite a shock when they plunked themselves down on the lap of what they thought was a wax likeness of the legendary Rock 'n Roller at Madame Tussauds and it suddenly sprang to life!

The frightened museum guests jumped up in shock and scurried away to a safe haven to try to fathom the eerie phenomenon.

As it turns out, management removed the Ozzy  Osbourne wax dummy from its resting place, so that the Pop Icon could step into the display case and play a joke on fans as part of a promo for his new album "SCREAM".

If the aging Lothario was keen on rustling up blood-curling screams, he accomplished that feat in spades.

Rock on, Ozzy!


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Dennis Hopper...dies at 74! Easy Rider legend mourned today...






Legendary Hollywood actor - Dennis Hopper - who first rose to prominence playing opposite Elizabeth Taylor, James Dean, and Rock Hudson in George Steven's sprawling Western Saga - "Giant: - died at his home in Venice on Saturday.

Mr. Hopper (74) death has been attributed to complications from prostate cancer.
The multi-talented actor (he was also an accomplished painter) is best known for directing and starring in the 1969 cult classic “Easy Rider".

I was blessed with the opportunity to interview the one of the last great stars at the Las Vegas Film Festival (CineVegas).

Mr. Hopper was a kind, gentle man, full of grace!

Post: 06/13/08

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/06/cinevegas-film-festivalrainn-wilson.html

On March 26th (2010) Hopper was delighted to receive a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame (long overdue by the way).

Although terminally ill, he waved to fans (with Jack Nicholson at his side) who responded with thunderous cheers, foot stomping, and vigorous clapping.

Dennis Hopper brought a lot of joy to the world.

The charismatic actor (God broke the mold after he made him) will be missed.



 

Ellen DeGeneres...launches record label! Bieber contender vys for spotlight...









Ellen DeGeneres intends to make a big splash as a record mogul with the launching of a label she'll christen "eleveneleven".

Next Wednesday, the perky talk show host will officially announce her entrance into the high-stakes world of the music industry.

DeGeneres is pinning her hope chest on a dazzling YouTube whiz - Greyson Michael Chance - who recently rustled up 30-million hits when music lovers scrambled to catch his rendition of Lady Gaga's hit song "Paparazzi".

The video-taped performance was originally recorded at a Church talent show in Edmond (Oklahoma).

Guess the Lord liked what he heard and pulled a few strings behind the scenes with his invisible hand  to give the kid a boost into the spotlight, eh?

Just recently, the young singer/pianist expressed his wonder over his good fortune.

"It's crazy thinking about 30 million people," Chance said.

"It just makes me happy. It really hasn't sunken in yet. It's awesome."

Chance has signed on with the Management team that handles Madonna and Lady Gaga.

Not shoddy at all!



Friday, May 28, 2010

BP...hoodwinks President Obama on shores of Gulf! Shame...




Moment of shame!






Earlier today, footage of President Obama bending over to examine the sand on a Gulf beach, hit the broadcast airwaves.

Edited into the piece,  was a shot of wokers clad in white suits, picking up tiny balls of oil residue that had washed up all along the once pristine coast.

The President gave heartfelt speeches in a bold-faced effort to quell the fears of the residents facing uncertain futures.

"You (the residents) will not be left behind," he promised.

"You will not be abandoned."

Some speculate that the President was pressured into taking the trek to the Gulf Coast to witness the disaster area (and its devastating effects on the environment) first-hand because of the fall-out on Capitol Hill in recent days.

Critics (and residents, too) have accused the President of dragging his feet and relying too much on the pace set by BP - which, to many, appears to be self-serving in nature.

But, the public relations ploy, may now blow up in BP's face.

Once the President's fleet sped off down the road, locals immediately spied the workers - toiling away earlier on the beach - tear off  their white suits and call it a day.

The whole event had been staged to hoodwink the President and the American people.

The executives at BP should be tarred-and-feathered!

Amen!

Justin Bieber...Police escort hauls bad boy home! Ah, youth!




Pop Idol pretty in Red, White & Blue!




Teen star Justin Bieber thrives on bike-riding at the witching hour, according to comments the young hottie made during a recent interview with "Top of the Pops" magazine.

The kid has a lot in common with Keanu Reeves. 

In one interview a few years ago, the Matrix star confided to a journalist that heoften cruises in the dead-of-night on his sleek high-powered motorcycle.

Unfortunately for Justin, one of his joyrides landed the cutie in hot water with his folks.

Allegedly, the antsy Pop Idol rebelled against curfew rules one starry night - and consequently - ended up being escorted home by the local men-in-blue.

How did the late-night adventure in the dark mean streets of the city come about?

"My friend slept over and we were like, 'Let's go out.' We just went biking and were being stupid but we weren't doing anything bad," he fessed up to the reporter.

"But the police saw us and brought me back home, because there was a curfew on the area! It was two in the morning, and I got grounded for a month! That's the worse trouble I've ever been in."

Justin, let's hope it stays that way!

Life in the fast lane has many temptations, after all.

Just ask Lindsay Lohan!



Night-rider!

Bill Clinton...legal counsel notes former President has "no comment"...


I did not have sex with that woman!



As the hysteria heightens, word from legal counsel for Bill Clinton - who is at the eye- of-the-storm in the Sestak scandal - have  stated for the record that there will be "no comment" from their client.

Shades of Monica Lewinski?

Denial! Denial! Denial!

Until the smoking gun (Monica's blue dress) was uncovered, Slick Willy was inclined to play "word games" with the press (it depends on what "is" is), stall, delay, stonewall, you name it.

In fact it was until Clinton's di** was caught in the wringer, that he fessed up.

Understandable, when you consider that the former President has been corrupt since the heady days of his Governorship in Arkansas.

Meanwhile, in respect to the nasty scandal brewing on the horizon now, Bill Clinton will persist with his old bag of tricks - do the old softshoe, dazzle folks with confusing legalise, and - like Houdini - eventually maneuver his way out of the tawdry mess

Clinton must have horseshoes up his a** (among other things).

Gary Coleman...dies @ age 42! 42 minutes ago...




Cast of Different Strokes!





News alert!

Sources have confirmed  that actor - Gary Coleman - died of a brain hemorrhage forty-two  minutes ago at the age of 42.

The diminuitive star of - Different Strokes - struggled with ill-health and financial difficulties in recent months, but always remained optimistic.

Gary Coleman is survived by his wife Shannon Price.

Stay posted for updates!

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Joe Sestak...Fox News chases down Senator in corridors of power!





What a hoot!

If you turn to Fox News you'll catch a harried attempt by reporters and camera-men to corner their latest prey Senator Joe Sestak.

Fox is hell-bent on getting a verbal statement about the brewing scandal around former President Bill Clinton in the wake of the news that at the direction of the Chief of White House Staff, the former President was asked to act as an intermediary to "test the waters" in respect to dropping out of the primaries.

BACKGROUND

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/05/barack-obamascandal-brewing-scurrilous.html

Just moments ago, Fox reporters - who have been staking out territory on Washington Hill with the ultimate aim of having a go at Senator Joe Sestak - suddenly spied their target and began a merry chase.

The Senator tried to avoid the aggressive Fox reporters by ducking  down a stairwell.

The paparazzi followed in hot pursuit as they hurled pointed questions in his direction.

The Senator was due to "vote" on an issue and used that excuse to explain his failure to be straightforward with the press.

Sestak previously noted for the record that he was not going to dodge questions.

Hence, the reason Fox News chose to appear unexpectedly on his doorstep, for an impromptu interview.

Senator Sestak promised to make a statement shortly, so now media hounds wait with bated breath in the corridors of power for the answers.

News at 11!
 

Sestak...scandal peaking! Bill Clinton intermediary in negotiations...






In a surreptious effort to "test the waters" - insiders on the hill confirmed today -  that former President Bill Clinton was recruited as an intermediary to determine if Represenative Joe Sestak might consider dropping his bid for the primary in lieu of a plum, unpaid, advisory position in the administration.

According to highly-placed sources  in the White House slick Willy was approached by Rahm Emmanuel (Chief of White House Staff) to sound out the politician last summer.

Mr. Sestak turned down the offer and continued on with his political campaign.

In the Democratic primary, Sestak later beat out his adversary Senator Alren Specter.

BACKGROUND

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/05/barack-obamascandal-brewing-scurrilous.html



Don't Ask Don't tell...to be repealed! 78 percent of Americans say "no problem"...






In a  vote in the House Thursday evening, lawmakers gave a nod to an amendment that would repeal the - "Don't Ask  Don't Tell" - policy which has been tearing apart the Military.

In what is condsidered a party-line vote, 234 Democrats were in accord with the bid for a repeal, while 168 Republicans stood opposed (in addition to 26 Democrats who jumped ship to vote nay).


Behind closed doors, the Senate Armed Services Committee voted 16-12 to repeal the screwy policy which has been a bone of contention over the years.
 
The amendment requires a seal of approval from the full Senate before becoming Law.
 
The reaction on the Internet has been favorable in respect to the lifting of the ban.


"'Don't ask Don't tell" is a policy based on bigotry and ridiculous stereotypes," one CNN Blogger accused.

A CNN poll found that 78 percent of Americans have no problem with gays serving in the military.


Thursday, May 27, 2010

Justin Bieber...walks into glass door - twice! Ouch...



Justin Bieber was in the throes of exiting a building when he walked smack-dab into a glass plate window.

Ouch!

In a second incident the outgoing Pop Idol started to facilitate a revolving door when - bang! - he hit his head on a glass panel.

Merely a case of Linday Lohanism?

Maybe the whirlwind tours and and exhausting stage performances are taking their toll.

Not to worry, Justin!

I suffered a similar accident a few years ago.

I was viewing an apartment in West Hollywood when the Manager gestured for me to check out the outdoor patio.

When I proceeded to step outside I ended up walking into the squeaky-clean glass door.

I was stunned (and shocked).

The manager thought it was an open door, too.

For starters, I suffered a concussion. 

Then, when I happened to glance in the bathroom mirror a short while later, two black eyes stared back at me.

Suddenly, I found myself embroiled in legal battle over damages.

The insurance carrier - Prudential - fought tooth-and-nail to avoid paying up.

The adjusters were positively evil!

It appeared that I was having a run of bad luck when the case was assigned to an incompetent boob by the name of Judge Shimmer (considered one of the worst Judges in Santa Monica Superior Court at that time).

The bench warmer didn't know his a** from a hole in the ground.

Needless to say, he was the first incompetent corrupt judge I crossed paths with in the Superior Court judicial system in Los Angeles.

Edmund Burke once opined:

"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods."



Justin Bieber...foul-mouthed kid! Will success spoil the DIVA?




Bieber with locks shorn!





According to a popular Australian Entertainment Show, sexy Pop Idol Justin Bieber is turning into a prima donna.

During a break on stage, allegedly a handler instructed Bieber to move to a different position  - and in the process - innocently touched the handsome chart-topper  ever-so-slightly,

Bieber allegedly got angry and snarled at the crew member not to do that ever again.

"Backstage his language was shocking. I don't think I've ever encountered such a foul-mouthed kid," a representative of the show hissed in an interview later in the day once the dust had settled.

On the heels of  the broadcast, Justin Bieber stated for the record that the allegations were definitely not true.

The "Diva Watch" is in full-swing - nonetheless -at the Tattler.

News at 11!



Ashton Kutcher...dethroned as King of Tweets! Audience goes wild on Ellen set...








The audience reaction when he stepped on stage - wild screams and applause that pierced the ears - that it caused Kutcher to quip:

"It would be great to have sex and have someone stand up and cheer like that," he joked.

"That does't happen now," Ellen quizzed.

"No, it doesn't," he almost mumbled.

Ellen chirped that she wouldn't be surprised if a bunch of folks from her audience would be willing to do that..

Kutcher sported a fluffy cut (Justin Bieber eat your heart out), exuded a boyish charm, and was oozing with sex appeal.

At a recent chi chi function, Kutcher wailed that he was put off by Sarah Palin.

For starters, he denounced her book as unprofound. arah Palin's.

 Allegedly, the former Ice Queen,  talked non-stop about the military and the "little people" which was a turn-off to Kutcher.

Although a fan of PRICE (who performed at the same high-profile event), he also expressed his frustration over the fact the Pop Idol rarely ever performed his hits - like Purple Rain - preferring to jam with the band for two (yawn) hours.

Ellen agreed with Demi's better-half.

"They don't like to sing the hits that we love them for," Ellen astutely noted.

Mr. Kutcher looked "sharp" in a tasteful tailored jacket, paired with dress slacks, thin black tie, and pristine white shirt with correctly knotted at the collar.

"So, you're King of the tweets," marvelled Ellen amid applause from the audience.

"I got dethroned," Ashton uttered up with a tinge of frustration in his voice.

Ellen probed a little further but came up empty-handed.

"I'd rather not talk about it."

So, they didn't.


President Barack Obama...reporter probes Barry "O" Bomber! Jump shot shakey...






With his feet planted firmly on the court at the White House, the President chatted with a reporter one-on-one seemingly without a care in the world.

The interviewer was keen on getting a glimpse of a Barack Obama that is rarely in plain view over the news airwaves.

When the reporter mentioned Barry "O" Bomber - Barack's nick-name in High School - it brought a smile to his face.

The President was bestowed with the awesome moniker because of his sizzling jump shot.

Barack Obama allegedly hung out with a posse of kids known as the "Rat-ballers" who were obsessed with basketball.

The President noted that when he enrolled in University he placed his focus on his studies - hence - his basketball skills fell by the wayside a tad.

"When I got back to the court, I'd lost my jump shot," he joked in so many words.

 in recent days, Mr. Obama has endeavored to stay on top of his "game" (time permitting).

"He just had something about him. He had this charismatic nature," noted of the rat-ballers after looking-back.

In spite of the fact he dresses elegantly, and walks the corridors of power, old friends joke that he's just Barry to them.

"Barry is skinnier, though. He looks good," another pal chirped in.

The faded photograph above reveals "Barry" in his former incarnation.

The yearbook entry captures a chubby Obama shoulder-to-shoulder with his basketball team mates.

Barrack attended Punahou - the largest private school in the country in Honolulu - which caters to the high-and-mighty (cultural elite) of Hawaii.

The tuition was beyond Barack Obama's reach; but fortunately, the President landed a sholarship which afforded him the opportunity to pursue a quality education.




Honolulu

Sarah Palin...outrage over neighbour's spying prompts fence building...


 

Tough broad fights back!



Sarah Palin is on the warpath!

A relative calm prevailed over the woodsy community - where she presides in Alaska - until an unexpected stranger moved in to the cottage next door.

When the identity of the new tenant was revealed, Ms. Palin was inclined to spring into attack mode.

As it turns out, the mysterious tenant was none other than author Joe McGinniss who is currently penning an unauthorized biography on the former VP hopeful, Sarah Palin,

"He's invading my privacy," charged Palin, after capturing Mr. McGinnis on film gazing in the direction of her home.

Sarah hinted at foul play on her facebook page while  friends, fans, and supporters lent a sympathetic ear.

Mr. McGinniss's publisher assured members of the press that his client would be respectful of Ms. Palin's privacy.

When asked, a handful of the locals labeled McGinniss's behavior "creepy",

In response to the "intrusion", Palin's husband opted to go his own way to resolve the problem.

Early this morning, neighbours were greeted with a fence along the edge of the property, which has essentially blocked McGinniss's ability to "peep" in the future.

One reporter, anxious to hear the author's side of things, strolled up and knocked on the writer's door.

Although McGinniss was inclined to come to the door, he threatened in no uncertain terms that if the employess of the TV station didn't get off the property, he'd sick the local police on them.

The book is titled - "The Year of Living Dangerously - " which I find ironic since it appears to be starting out that way.

Isn't there an ordinance that restricts the height of fences in residential areas in Alaska?

News at 11!




Author McGinniss got eye on Sarah Palin!

American Idol...Lee DeWyze nabs it! Simon Cowell bids adieu








Joe Cocker rocked the stage, the audience paid tribute to Simon Cowell, and the new American Idol - Lee DeWyze - stoood speechless on the stage shaking his head.

"How did you feel when your name was called," Ryan Seacrest quizzed the winner.

"There are no words to describe it," DeWyze responded wide-eyed.

The build-up to that precious moment was not unlike a pilgramage on a long-and-winding road dotted with sheltering valleys and treacherous peaks along the way.

Joe Cocker (celebrated Woodstock hold-out) delighted the audience with a live performance of - "With A little help from my friends" - for instance.

Hall and Oates - a little long in the tooth - brought a smile to the face nonetheless.

American Idol interspersed the stage performances with a handful of hilarous clips from prior shows - mostly video footage of contestants  screwing up - which dredged up fond memories and a poignant moment or two.

In what amounted to a lowpoint of the night, Paula Abdul stormed the stage to put in her two cents worth.

Ms. Abdul couldn't resist twisting the knife in a bit - as she discussed her relationship with Simon Cowell on "Idol" - which had been volatile at best.

Within minutes of hearing her grating voice sound off, I found myself screaming at the old boob tube.

"Would someone get the hook and pull her of the stage, please?"

On the heels of this segment of dead space, American Idol paid tribute to Simon Cowell, who is  exiting the top-rated entertainment show this season.

Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox were stunned when American Idol gifted each with a souped-up vehicles courtesy of Ford.

Surprise high-energy performances by Brett Michaels and Alice Cooper were a highlight.

In some respects, Americn Idol was a cliffhanger, with enough thrills and chills to satisfy everyone.




Joe Cocker in rocker days!


Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Liza Minnelli...concert tour in June! New album fan-pleaser...



Shelter from the storm!







I was flipping the channel earlier, when I spied Liza Minnelli - looking gorgeous darling! - having a heart-to-heart on the Joy Behar show.

Ms. Minnelli is not only intelligent, charismatic, and articulate - but downright witty!

One of her endearing qualities is her ability to poke fun at herself.

On the subject of "him" - her last husband - she reacted by rolling  her eyes as if to say:

"What was I thinking?"

When the  union failed (!) she had a few choice words for good friend Michael Jackson.

"Why didn't you stop me," Liza wailed.

"I thought you were happy."

The talkative TV twosome both agreed that while the marriage may have not worked out,  at least the wedding was spectacular and graced with a galaxy of dazzling superstars such as Elizabeth Taylor.

Liza confided in Behar that when she asked David how he paid for the extravagant trot to the altar, he replied without batting-an-eye.

"I didn't."

Uh-huh.

Guest fenagled the funds from Liza's treasure chest without her being any-the-wiser!

Liza is a busy gal, as usual.

In June, the seasoned stage trooper,  kicks-of a series of high-energy concerts around the country.

The multi-award-winning Liza also boasts an  album due out soon  which is titled:  "Confessions".

Fans may pre-order the album at the Official Liza Minnelli website:

http://www.officiallizaminnelli.com/

Everthing's coming up roses for the vivacious star with staying power.

Break a leg, Liza!

Liza's mother, Judy!

Twitter...following moi!






Shortly after I logged into my e-mail at Yahoo this afternoon, a surprising message stared up at me from the laptop screen.

"Twitter is following you."

OMG!

Is the team at the squeaky-clean social network focusing a hairy eyeball on me in the event I get too naughty?

Or, is twitter just keen on my daily posts, which streak like lightning around the globe daily titillating the masses?

A flattering tweet nonetheless!



Elena Kagan...crossing legs basic instinct! Obama and his dangling leg...




Just one of the guys!



Infamous Basic Instinct scene titillated a Nation!



There was a big flap this morning when critics accused a Washington Post columnist of being sexist.

Alongside an article on Elena Kagan's style, the fashion editor ran a publicity still of Kagan firmly ensconced in a deep armchair with her legs "open".

Unlike the Sharon Stone character in "Basic Instinct" - the Supreme Court nominee was wearing panties - so what's the big deal?

When I was a kid, I was taught that a man planted his feet firmly on the ground, when he was in a seated  position.

If I ever crossed my leg over the other - and dangled it over my knee - I would be scolded.

"It's not manly."

So, when Barack Obama became President and started to cross his leg over one knee during interviews, I had mixed emotions.

Does that mean it's okay for the rest of us guys to do it without running the risk of being called a fag?

One masculine-looking News Anchor - Bill Hemmer - throws his leg over a knee almost daily on the popular show.

When it comes to the issue of gaiety, does it all boil down to whether the gam is swung up-and-down in a swishy fashion?

Inquiring minds want to know.






Barack Obama...Sestak scandal brewing! Scurrilous horse-trading in Washington...









A scandal is brewing on the horizon for Barack Obama.

A source close to the President - with an axe to grind, perhaps? - has accused the administration of offering a plum government job to Joe Sestak to bow out of the race against Senator Arlen Specter.

Acccording to Federal Law, actions of this nature - if true - would demand a criminal investigation and subsequent prosecution if found meritorous in a Court of Law.

The problem?

The President and his cronies on Washington Hill have not been forthright in "coming clean" on the issues.

In fact, many have accused the administration of stone-walling.

On the heels of the revelation, Senator Orrin Hatch fired off a letter to Attorney General Eric Holder with a demand for an immediate investigation.

News at 11!
 
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