Saturday, December 5, 2009

Rock Hudson...lover Marc Christian dies! Brief encounter...




Today the Los Angeles Times announced in the obituary section of the daily that Marc Christian passed to spirit on June 2nd (!) earlier this year of pulmonary complications @ the Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burank (CA).

Why was the report not forthcoming sooner?

Christian's sister - Susan Dahl - confided to a journalist that she did not publicly announce the death because she was respecting Marc's wish for privacy.

However, once contacted, Ms. Dahl confirmed the facts surrounding Christian's medical condition which resulted in his demise, and the actual date of passing.

Mr. Christian triggered a glut of  a sensational headlines around the globe when it was publicly disclosed that -  he was not only Rock Hudson's lover - buy may have been exposed to HIV (or A.I.D.S.) because of an ongoing sexual relationship with the  50's Screen idol (who allegedly failed to reveal the fact he was a carrier of the deadly virus).

Until that time, little was known about HIV (& A.I.D.S.), except that there was no known cure.

Consequently, when medical facts were first reported in the media, there was a lot of hysteria.

Individuals with the dreaded disease were shunned (even by medical care workers who worried about their own safety), U.S. Immigration Officials denied access to foreigners known to be afflicted with the virus, and a carefree sexually-unhibited lifestyle (once accepted in ultra-liberal states like California) was suddenly strictly-taboo.

There was a lot of finger-pointing, too.

When it was revealed that Rock Hudson was HIV positive (and rapidly advancing to the end stages of full-blown A.I.D.S.) - for the first time since the mysterious outbreak  - a known face became associated with the insiduous disease.

Indeed, Rock's infection actually humanized the disease.

Consequently, there was a rush to raise funds for research - and a collaborative effort by prominent specialists in the realm of infectious disease studies - to come up with medical treatments and a cure.

Understandably, for the aforementioned reasons, the Marc Christian story was forefront in the news.

After all, Christian was not only one of the first gay men to seek a money-damage award from a male lover, but also the first individual (male or female) to seek compensation for being exposed unwittingly to the killer virus while having sex with a partner who willfully failed to disclose their medical condition.

Several years ago, through an acquaintance of mine in New York, I was invited to attend a chic fashion show at a tony estate in Beverly Hills.

On the day of the much-anticipated event, I invited a buxom beauty from Texas - actress Sandra Sexton - to come along for the ride.

Shortly after we settled into our seats, Sandra spied Rock Hudson standing alone on the other side of the room, looking terribly non-chalant.

Suddenly, Sandra poked me in the side, and drawled in that sexy voice of hers:

"Darling, Rock is cruising you."

When  I glanced his way in response to her quip, I happened to catch his eye, and he grinned.

I wasn't surprised by his subtle advances; after all, it was well-known in the gay community that Rock had a thing for young male blonds. 

Like moi!

I couldn't help but notice that he appeared to be a bit gaunt, though; nonetheless, the legendary screen idol was still a spectacularly handsome man.

"Go over and talk to him," Sandra urged.

No way, Jose! 

I wasn't going to make a fawning fool of myself.

However, shortly after a brief tiff over the issue, I spied the acquaintance who invited me to the soiree chatting up Mr. Hudson.

Well, now, if I was a manipulative conniving person, I would have seized on the opportunity to casually stroll over and say hi to my acquaintance - knowing full well - that he would undoubtedly turn to Rock and introduce us.

But, that was too obvious, in my estimation. 

So, I passed.

A short while later, the shocking news about Rock Hudson hit the fan (so to speak), and the grueling legal battle in the Courts over the Marc Christian allegations commenced with every titillating detail being dished up daily.

Of course, defense counsel tore Marc Christian apart, as they are want to do when a litigant is out to fleece their client (before they have the opportunity to raid the coffers first).

Christian was accused of being a male hustler, a gold-digger, a straight dude with no allegiance to anything but a fast buck.

On the contrary, on one brief encounter, I determined that Marc was most certainly gay - or at a minimum - at least bisexual..

For example, one day after devouring a tasty lunch at the French Marketplace in West Hollywood, I strolled into the men's room to snatch up a bit of tissue to blow my nose.

Right away, I noticed a pair of feet parked on the floor inside the stall to the cubicle, so I decided to wait a sec until the guest finished up so I could take care of my own little business.

As I leaned against the wall, I suddenly spotted Marc Christian taking a whiz at the urinal, about two feet away from where I was standing.

The moment his name flashed inside my fuzzy little head, he turned in my direction, and gave me the once-over.

I swear to God!

Then, a second or two later, he stepped back from the urinal, and exposed his half-aroused co** to me!

Whoa nellie!

The rumors were true; he was obviously hung like a horse when "rock" (no pun intended) hard.

No wonder Rock was shacked up with the guy (although I understand that Hudson was no slouch in the meat and potatoes department, either, if you get my drift).

Christian was tempting!

There was a bad-boy quality about him that was kind-of sexually arousing!

But, as far as I was concerned, there was too much baggage.

Bottom line?

I'm not inclined towards toilet-room sex.

Romance me, Dudes.

That's the quickest way to get me into the sack.

Unless you're a handsome blond surfer with chiseled abs in ragged blue jeans, that is!





Brief encounter with Marc Christian @ French Marketplace



Friday, December 4, 2009

Transylmania...blood-sucking vampires sweep into theatres today! Give it the old college try...




I was blessed with an invite (from the Dark Lord, no doubt)  to catch Transylmania at a private screening the other night.

Alas, due to a scheduling conflict, it was a toss up between "T" Vampire horror or "Young Victoria" romance and high drama in jolly Old England across the big pond (circa 1800's).

Sentimental gushing fool that I am - a Canuck loyal to the Royals (when I was a mere lad of about eleven years of age I actually waved to the Queen (E II) & Prince Phillip when the staid couple cruised by in their elegant Rolls Royce in the downtown streets of Toronto a few decades ago) - I opted for the visually-stunning period piece.

But, Transylmania has just opened in theatres around the country today, so I expect I'll slip into the horror-genre bill-of-fare one day soon to wallow in all the gorey mayhem.

In a nutshell, Transylmania is about a motley group of college students who embark on the wildest, sexiest, most outrageous semester abroad ever at Razvan University.

Located deep in the heart of the “cursed land” of Transylmania in a centuries-old castle, Razvan isn’t your typical institution of higher learning.

Indeed!

Leather-clad professors in chic black, a three-foot tall Dean, classes in crucifix weddings, and topless vampiresses lurking in shadowy corners are sure to titillate even the most sensible hard-nosed browners on campus (and elswhere).

See 'ya there!



Classic Vampire film!




Young Victoria ...Duchess of York & writer Julian Fellowes wow rapt filmgoers @ screening! Exquisite 4 star screen bio captivates...







A buzz circulated around the theatre on the heels of a rumor - that the Duchess of York was slated to attend the Q & A - once the credits rolled at the end of the screening of  "Young Victoria".

A few naysayers were adamant that it certainly could not be so!

"I didn't see any security," one snotty bottle-blond huffed in a seat behind me.

"I don't think so."

Party pooper!

After all, I had it on good authority (the usher confirmed it!) that the flaming red-haired freckled-beauty, was expected to trot out to bask in the glow a tad.

But, for those unfamiliar with the production notes, the notion was obviously an absurd one.

Truth of the matter is - Sarah Ferguson  (formerly the Duchess of Pork - um - York) - hatched the idea for the big-screen biopic which focuses solely on the early days of Queen Victoria's reign (and her subsequent proposal of marriage to handsome cousin Albert from across the English Channel).

"We're all familiar with the image of the elderly Victoria in her black mourning clothes," Fergie (dare I refer to the former Royal so casually in passing?) noted somewhat poignantly to the rapt filmgoers hanging on every succinct (effervescent) word.

One day - as Ferguson was hunkered down in the very quarters at Buckingham Palace where Victoria wiled away many an hour away from her subjects - it hit her like a bolt of lightning.


A film about Victoria's youth might just change the dreary grey image forevermore.

So - a treatment was lovingly pieced together as a sort-of tribute to the celebrated Monarch - who still holds the prestigious honor of being the longest-reigning Queen in England's history.

Eventually, the project ended up in the lap of Julian Fellowes, which ended up being an auspicious turning-point for the mother of two skirting the outer fringes of Tinseltown in a breathy-search for backers.

When an interviewer from the LA TIMES (on behalf of the "Envelope" series currently in full swing) probed a bit about the integrity of the material, Ms. Ferguson didn't hesitate to point a finger at one producer who intended to sensationalize the material (to the Royal Family's detriment).

"He was going to shoot a scene of Victoria in bed with one of the Lords," she lamented, to all within earshot.

That's show biz, ducky!

Altough the germ of the idea sprang from Ferguson's own creative vision - and painstaking research on the Queen Victoria (and the Royals in general)  - she downplayed her role in a humorous fashion last night.

"I was just a chick in the henhouse," she giggled, as her earthy-side (which often got her knickers caught in a twist with the Queen Mom) surfaced a smidgen out-of-control and reared its gutsy head.

There was an awkward silence for a sec - at which point - it dawned on Ferguson that perhaps she misspoke.

"Well, maybe a wolf in the henhouse."

Indeed, the sometimes-author of children's books, had no qualms admitting it was tenacity - and bit of the old spit-and-shove - that got the production into high gear eventually.

In fact, the Queen's cast-off daughter-in-law (black sheep of the family, dudes!)  was such a formidable public relations spokesperson for the project that it tended to force hands.

For example, when Ferguson was invited to attend the screeing of  DEPARTED, a soon as Julian Fellowes spied her strident approach in his direction, he stopped her dead in her tracks from afar.

"Yes, Fergie. We're going to shoot that picture," he hollered across the crowded causeway.

The sets and costumes are lush - exquisite - in fact; surprising, when you consider that there were budget constraints.

"How did you land those locations," the interviewer quizzed the Duchess excitedly.

"Did you have to ask the Queen for permission?"

"Well, yes. Usually, that is required," she chided tongue-in-cheek.

"When I got divorced from the Queen's handsomest son, I did the right thing and remained friends. After all, I really admire her (Elizabeth II).  Also, she is the grandmother of my children," she noted in so many words.

Almost in an aside, the spunky spirited dish, noted (somewhat reluctantly) that several of the fabulous castles and country estates the production team facilitated for the shoot were owned personally by a handful of her friends.

As the Divine Diva - Bettle Midler - would warble:

"You've got to have friends."

On that note, it should be pointed out that Fergie remains friends with her ex-husband (Prince Andrew).

As to "Young Victoria", well, I was so entralled (and caught up in every mesmerizing moment) that I lost track of all time in the plush theatre environs last evening. 

In fact, when it was apparent the film was winding down, I was taken aback.

Indignant!

What - it's over - so soon?

For many, this will be one of those rare screen adventures,  filmgoers would prefer to never end.

The acting, for starters, was simply superb.

And, all the elements sure to guarantee a blockbuster success, were up there on the silver screen, too: witty, fast-paced dialogue, touches of high drama interspered with side-splitting humorous interludes, gorgeous sweeping vistas of turn-of-the century England, a fascinating storyline filled with wonder and intrigue, and - above all - and a delicious love story sure to break out the soft kleenex and bon bons from the get-go.

4 Stars!

Congrats, Duchie.







Barack Obama...Tucker Carlson quote! Great sex is just that...



What can I say?
Powerful Black men turn me on!




Last night, one of the talk show gabbers (down on the Prez) invited Tucker Carlson on the live broadcast so that the pundit with the ubiquitious bow tie (and squeakey-clean boyish good looks) could wax poetic about the state of Barack Obama's image around the country.

At one point, the romantic preppy do-gooder - he is quite the smooth-talking schmoozer, isn't he? - went off (!) on a tangent about sex.

"It's kind of like great sex," he chirped up with a philosophical tone to his voice.

At this juncture, the host told him to hold on a minute.

"What do you mean, Tucker," he probed (!) further.

"Great sex is just that. You can enjoy it for what it is. But, why not have more?  Couldn't you like the person, too?"

The spirited conversation got way off-track on the heels of the intriguing comment.

In fact, a female disc jockey was inclined to express her disdain about the direction the earthy the arousing conversation was taking.

But, Carlson stumbled on - the unexpected foray into bedroom hijinks revealed more about the perky news anchor than he could have ever imagined, I expect - in a concerted effort to - um - hammer home his point.

"What's wrong with great sex," the amused radio jock wondered aloud.

Nothing, it relieves a lot of tension, I blurted out loud (in spite of the fact I was a lone passenger in the car).

"Bad sex is the absolute WORST, though," I  found myself hollering at the radio on the dash as I maneuvered my way through  busy Los Angeles traffic.

Maybe the rumors are true!

Post: Gay Rumors about Barack Obama persist

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/06/barack-obamagay-rumors-post-getting.html

Was Tucker hinting that  sex with Obama was great, but that it left a bad - um - taste in his mouth?

Or, just maybe, they fought over who was the "top".

Something tells me, Carlson makes a better bottom, though.

Now that headline caption in the morning daily (Los Angeles Times) makes sense:

"Why he named a pullout date."

Ouch!

News at 11!



Carlson does this thing with his tongue
Great sex, dude!



Thursday, December 3, 2009

Blue Host...web company engages in deceptive business practices, fraud, and unethical conduct! Avoid like the plague...




Today, I experienced one of the worst horrors of dealing with the Internet.

Uh-huh!

Just try to sign up for a web hosting plan without experiencing technical snafus, headaches & nightmares, emotional traumas, and cash out-of-hand!

Locating a company to provide a reasonably-priced hosting plan is difficult enough, but when you run smack-dab into a company that practices deception - engages in fraudulent business conduct, and posts unauthorized charges on credit cards for exhorbitant sums not due, for starters - it makes for a mighty scary day on the WWW.

Blue Host, for instance, is one of those web-based companies that lures potential consumers to their site under false premises - the promise of low monthly hosting plans - then bills charges to credit card accounts which were not disclosed (or agreed to) in a cavalier fashion with no guilt or shame.

After-the-fact, staff give customers the run-around - and shame! - evade good-faith efforts by the "victim" to resolve the issues in a legally responsible and ethical way.

In essence, Blue Host  is run by a pack of dishonest thieves, judging from my experience thus far.

When I signed on for a new domain hosting plan, I was promised unlimited usage and scads of free storage, for a reasonable fee.

However, once the a-holes secured my credit card information - and billed me in about two seconds flat - an alleged malfunction at the server (their words, not mine) prevented me from completing the transaction (or, so I thought, according to their e-mails).

So, I was instructed to re-submit the order form.

Horse dung!

It was all a clever ploy to extract more $$$ from my bank account.

Do they think I was born yesterday?

Lo & behold!

Once the order was submitted, an invoice wormed its way into my mail box at Yahoo, confirming my worst fears.

In spite of their claims that the order was not processed due to a computer glitch, my account was dinged sums,  a follow-up invoice alleged were due!

Now, the run-arounds, commenced.

One fellow noted that he could not respond to my queries until I established my identity.

Hogwash!

If that was the case - logic dictates, without doubt - that they should have waited to ascertain that niggly little bit of precious information before they debited my bank account (don't 'ya think?).

No Sir!

So, I fired off a formal demand, requesting a strict accounting of the sums charged to my account.

That was several hours ago.  No response back, yet!

Then, out-of-the-blue (no pun intended), I received an e-mail from a staffer in "support" at the Blue Host rip-off outfit,  who informed me that my account was being placed "on hold" and into deactivated status on the grounds that employees were having difficulty getting in touch with me!

OMG!

Are they just idiots, clever con-man stalling and delaying, or what?

"Poppie-cock," I muttered under my breath with a nod to Judge Andrew H. Hauk (dearly departed).

I fired back an e-mail - and noted for the record - that I had been in touch with two of  Blue Host's employees all morning and that no one had the decency or professional courtesy to even respond back.

No reply back to that one, either.

If  Blue Host was going to close the accout, or deactivate it, weren't they required (by law) to address the issue of the payment and duly inform me if I would be receiving a credit back at the end of the business day?

Golly, what a friggin' mess!

So, I am penning this consumer alert to warn my readers (and others who stumble upon my blog) to steer clear of  Blue Host web hosting or whatever the fu**  the fly-by-night losers call themselves, today!

Meanwhile - I have tgo to-da-loo - and put in a telephone call to the bank.

It's the only way I'll get my credit back - I surmise - at this point.

I'd rather have a root canal, believe me.

Scumbags!


Roman Polanski...get out jail (not-for-free) card! Tough negotiations for rapist...



Roman, do you need a ride from the pokie?




Several days ago, many eyebrows were raised when it was announced that Swiss Officials were seriously considering allowing Roman Polanski - a known flight risk - to go free on bail.

Of course, with one big catch!

The diminuitive auteur would be required to not only proffer up a bond to secure a pricey piece of real estate to guarantee his release - but also - drape a fashionable reality-show-style steel bracelet on one hairy leg!

Uh-huh!

When the going gets tough, the tough get going, and offer up big bucks!

Now, that's the universal language that appeals to the Swiss, who have long profitted from intrigues in respect to cold hard cash!

Just ask the Nazis, the drug cartels, and notorious tax evaders.

Those Swish Swiss dudes are a piece of work, aren't they?

Allegedly, the Polanski get out of jail - not-for-free deal - was "consummated" last week, but a couple of bond snafus (rustling up moolah to secure it, for starters) hindered the rapist's immediate release.

Even still, Polanski went for a fitting yesterday for his novelty bracelet, and everything went like clockwork.

The Swiss, who were originally reticent about drawing the ire of American Legal Eagles across the big sea, have since taken the position (to save face, publicly, at least) that things have changed dramatically since the director first fled the court's jurisdiction many "dark nights of the soul" ago.

"He's a mature man now, with a family to consider," one official argued in so many words.

And so, it blows!

Are the bookies in Vegas betting big-time that Polanski will eventually fly the coop?

You betcha!



Polanski court-ordered community service rape therapy video!


Lady Gaga...Fame Monster POP SHOP POP-UP STORE release party! Tiger Heat @ Avalon tonight (Dec. 3rd)...




Join TIGERHEAT for an exclusive L.A. Premiere!

The GAGA FAME MONSTER POP SHOP POP-UP STORE

Thursday December 3rd @ Tiger Heat @ Avalon!

Get all things GAGA.

Available tonight:

* Fame Monster releases
* T-Shirts
* Hoodies
* Accessories
* Heartbeats by Lady GaGa.

Nab a free limited edition lithograph with any purchase @

The GAGA POP SHOP!

Exclusive to TIGERHEAT @ the FAME MONSTER CD Release Party.

TONIGHT

* Live Performance from Prima J
* $2 Drink Specials

Tigerbeat @ Avalon
1735 Vine Street
Hollywood, CA





Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Jeff Bridges...Robert Duvall & actress Maggie Gyllenhaal @ Crazy Heart screening. LA Times Envelope offering sure-fire hit...




There were a few technical glitches, a candid moment or two, and surprises in store for theatre-goers who attended the Los Angeles Times "Envelope" screening of  "Crazy Heart" at the Landmark Theatre tonight in West Los Angeles.

Usually, when there is a sneak preview of a film, a director and/or actor (usually lower-down on the totem in co-star capacity) put in an appearance at a Q & A session held after the credits roll.

On this auspicious occasion, however, all the headlining actors (save for Colin Farrell), trekked onto the podium to meet & greet the excited audience.

Boy, did (they/we) hit the jackpot.

Jeff Bridges, Robert Duvall, and Maggie Gyllenhaal were all in tow - and open to the prospect of baring their creative souls to filmgoers - who proceeded to creep forward to the edge of their seats with the aim of catching every scrumptious detail.

In part - their rapt attention may have been due to the fact the live mics (to be facillitated by the illustrious trio in order to respond to the insightful questions fielded them by an LA Times interviewer - encountered some snafus.

When Jeff Bridges plucked up one microphone, for instance, it squealed wildly - and likewise - pierced the eardrums of everyone present in the plush theatre surroundings.

Ouch!

But - the minor annoyance was laughed off - mainly, due to the fact  - the issue was handled with such grace and aplomb.

When one of the composers (T Bone Burnett) suddenly found himself with two mics in hand - a two-fisted speaker, I guess - the humor (and absurdness) of it all struck a nerve in his funny bone.

So, he was inclined to play-act at juggling for a sec or two, then mug for the ticket-holders.

The audience roared.

"That's what happens when a newspaper organizes a film event," the host from the morning daily chuckled.

In a nutshell, the film - Crazy Heart - is a well-crafted tale about a Country & Western star on the skids touring sleazy whiskey joints around the country to make ends meet.

When "Bad" (his nickname) gets a stab at a second chance in life, the film kicks into high gear, and becomes a bit of a morality tale.

In spite of that, Crazy Heart, never crosses the line to become too preachy.

When the writer - Scott Cooper - was asked what inspired the story, he was quick on the uptake.

"Initially, I was thinking of Merle Haggard for the lead character. But, the rights were taken, and there would have been a few ex-wives to deal with," the fresh-faced writer noted for the record.

Like myself, a handful of folks in the audience thought of rugged Kris Kristofferson right away, when the character sprang to life on the wide screen.

Cooper confessed that "Bad" was a composite of Kristofferson, Haggard, and a couple of other trail-blazers from the old country-and-western musical genre of yesteryear.

A second cowboy singer - played by Colin Farrell - was not inspired by Billy Ray Cyrus, though, as some speculated (me!).

A Western star from Australia triggered that characterization.

"I grew up near the Blue Ridge Mountains raised on bluegrass. The music was in my marrow," Cooper revealed.

Not every scene turned up in the can to make the theatre rounds, however.

"One crucial scene ended up on the cutting room floor because I didn't have an agreement for the final cut," the disgruntled director quibbled with a tinge of angst in his voice.

Robert Duvall laughed in response.

"Scott here was known as "precious" on the set," he chided in a slightly amusing derogatory aside.

Ouch!

Scott, just remember, the only director who ever had final cut of any legitimate binding value in Hollywood, was the legendary film great Orson Welles (Citizen Kane).

After the fact, the studio suits made sure that "artists" (at the creative end of things) were relegated to the lowly level stature of mere cattle (with little say in the packaging and promotion of the "factory product") for good reason!

In "Crazy Heart", Jeff Bridges has turned in one of the most memorable performances of his entire career.

"The Big Lebowski" star inhabits the role - literally breathes life into the character with such remarkable ease -  that it will stagger the sensibilities of all filmgoers

Jeff's acting is seamless, believable, and downright rivetting.


Speaking of the Big Lebowski, the classic Coen Brothers film is still garnering a lot of attention at annual tribute Festivals and filling theatres at midnight screenings under the auspices of "Insomniac Cinema" around the country.

Post:

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/01/big-lebowskiscreens-at-insomniac-cinema.html

There is now a podcast airing weekly on the Internet in respect to all things "Dude-wise" & Big Lebowski favored.

Post:

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/02/big-lebowskipodcast-up-and-running-dude.html

In spite of the fact Scott Cooper alleged that he never screened "The Big Lebowski" - he only spied snatches of it here and there in previews on TV and that sort-of-thing over the years - the opening scene in "Crazy Heart" smacks of the one at the beginning of the Coen Brothers "Lebowski" feature (where the cowboy strides up to the bar and plunks himself down on a stool).

Uncanny.


In contrast to Bridges, I found Colin Farrell's acting to be a bit stilted - too external - for my taste.

Duvall - well, as always - he's the consummate professional.

Maggie Gyllenhaal was a total revelation, too.

The film resonated with me for a couple of reasons in particular.

For starters, early on in Crazy Heart, "Bad" laments his age.

OMG!

The character was the same age as moi.

But, the parallels got more intriguing.

For instance, at one point the Jeff Bridges character is barrelling down the highway, when he falls asleep at the wheel of his suburban.

I sat bolt upright in my seat.

A few months ago, I noted in a post that on the way back from Vegas, I nodded off on a quiet stretch of highway.

Fortunately, when the wheels hit the shoulder - and the ride subsquently got quite bumpy - I was jolted awake and managed to steer the out-of-control SUV back onto the pavement without mishap.

Later, I determined after a test at a sleep clinic, that I suffer from a disorder which I now take a prescription for to alleviate.

And, there were a couple of other aspects of the storyline that also rang true with me (which I'll pass on discussing at this point in time for personal reasons).

Needless to say, the movie-going experience was a very real - thought-provoking one - which also managed to entertain along the way.

Nothing earth-shattering in nature, but for sure, "Crazy Heart" is charming down-to-earth bill-of-fare.

I give it two thumbs up!





Patti LaBelle...appears @ Macy's to tout bedding collection! Del Amo Dec. 2nd...



This past week, retailers have rustled up the star power of a posse of high-profile babes, in a bold-faced effort to boost sales in the sagging economy.



For instance, this past week, pop culture Icon - Lady Gaga - sashayed into Best Buy to sign autographs for her new album release, the Fame Monster.




Wal-Mart was inclined to feature exclusive footage of Miley Cyrus backstage during recent tour performances to peak interest in cocktail dresses the perky young starlett affixed her moniker too, as well.


Tomorrow night, heiress Paris Hilton, will alight at Macy's at the Galleria (Glendale) to push her new fragrance, Siren.

So, savvy - Pattie LaBelle - opted to roll with the dice, too, and lent her signature to an exclusive line of bedding to be parcelled out in the Home Furnishings department at Macy's.

Look out Martha Stewart!

Ms. LaBelle will be putting in a much-anticipated appearance this evening at the Del Amo home store at 6 pm, so toss on your party dresses - gals - and get thee to Macy's straight away!

If you're looking to save - um - face between the sheets (at least)!

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Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Barry Manilow...Gift of Love concerts! McCallum Theatre Dec. 4th thru 9th...




Although celebrated Pop Icon Barry Manilow just came off of a string of successful live! stage performances in Las Vegas, he's raring to trot back out, for an encore of sorts.

For instance, the famed crooner's handlers recently announced, that Mr. Manilow will entertain audiences at the McCallum Theatre December 4th thru December 9th.

But, get this!

The musical wunderkind is taking advantage of the upcoming gigs to "give back" to the community.

Funds generated by ticket sales will be donated to a handful of charities - twenty-five - at last count!

Thanks to the hit-maker with the knack for conjuring up catchy foot-tapping melodies, the coffers at - Guide Dogs of the Desert, the Desert A.I.D.S. project, Desert Paws, Animal Samaritans (to name a few) - will be counting their blessings (and greenbacks) this Yuletide season.

If you're a big Barry Manilow fan (or just love his hit - Copacabana - of  yesteryear) you may want to spring for a VIP ticket which includes a pre-show reception and a meet-and-greet with the charismatic legend who started out in the biz playing back-up for Bette Midler in the early seventies.

Background on Manilow/Midler pairing:

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/01/bette-midlerwows-critics-fans-in-vegas.html


Info:  starz.bz/agiftoflove





Monday, November 30, 2009

Artivist Film Festival...Benjamin Bratt film to screen @ Egyptian Theatre! Fest Dec. 1st thru Dec. 5th...







The good news?

Tickets for screenings @  the 6th Annual Artivist Film Festival (opens tomorrow) are free!

But, if you didn't RSVP last week - chances are - you may be SOL!

I booked my seats last week, so I'm sitting pretty.

The Film Festival venue - the Egyptian Theatre - is probably one of the most prestigious venues in town.

Alighting there, to catch a flick, is like stepping into all the old-world-charm of once-glamorous Hollywood.

Over the years, there have been many a premiere there of some import.

For example, the Egyptian's grand opening coincided with Hollywood's very first movie premiere in the month of October (1922).

The Egyptian screened "Robin Hood" (starring Douglas Fairbanks & Wallace Beery).

In true glitzy Grauman style, the splashy affair featured bright lights, a galaxy of stars and the very first red carpet run-away (a novelty idea that stuck and has continued as a great Tinseltown tradition to this day).

The Egyptian theme was inspired by the discovery of King Tut's tomb in the year the elegant theatre was built.

Like the Chinese Theatre (farther down the boulevard), the architectural beauty had an open courtyard out front,  to take advantage of street traffic.

The forecourt featured massive, four-feet wide Egyptian-style columns, hieroglyphics, murals, a tiled fountain, large pots filled with exotic plants, and even a 12-foot figure of a dog-headed Egyptian god guarding the portico.

These forecourts were the perfect setting for the ubiquitous (inquisitive) press to perch and jockey for publicity stills - as Hollywood's high-profile movie stars traipsed down a gauntlet - edged with excited fans and wide-eyed curiosity-seekers.

Next week, if you attend a film at the festival, you may end up rubbing shoulders with a celebrity, too
Artivist's mission is to strengthen the voice of advocates in the medium of celluloid.

During the five-day run at the Egyptian, forty independent narratives will spring to life on the celebrated screen, in addition to a handful of insightful thought-provoking narratives, docmentaries, and short films.

See 'ya there!

Info: www.artivists.org




Errol Flynn starred in 1st film premiered @ the Egyptian




Paris Hilton...personal appearance at Macy's! Photo op @ Glendale Galleria (Dec. 3rd)...


Blond Bimbo Babe quite the catch!




Paris Hilton - a darling celebrity favorite (famous for being famous) - will be putting in a personal appearance at the Glendale Galleria (Macy's) on Thursday, December 3rd!

Whoa nellie!

Did you catch sight of that seductive publicity still the bodacious beauty graced in one of the morning dailies?

OMG!

Is it conceivable (wrong choice of words?) that the Hilton Heiress (known to flog a pricey designer shoe or two now & then) was actually au naturel for the studio session save for a few tresses strategically-placed here and there?

Oh - what I would have given - to have been a fly on-the-wall during that titillating shoot!

The blond bimbo babe has enough allure to turn any self-respecting gay dude straight!

Home-wrecker!

And, what of those gilded scales shimmering below the waist?

Ah, gottcha!

The romantic promo is for a new perfume Paris is touting, aptly labelled, Siren.

The publicity stunt is a playful spin on the theme of mermaids - and likewise - the scintillating myths about sand and sea!

The collection (tropical foral fragrances) has three delightful components:

* Eau de Parfum Spray (1.7 oz)
* Eau de Parfum Spray (3.4 oz)
* Body Lotion (6.7 oz)

Eau dat Paris, coming up roses again!

See 'ya there!

Footnote

Did you get a chance to view my Video of Paris @ the Premiere of her documentary?
I shot the piece in Black & White, so Paris looks for all-the-world like a silver screen goddess!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4rKq_hmhlA




Hollywood Christmas parade...Santa waved from a float & marching bands set the mood! Yuletide season upon us...






Last night the streets of Hollywood were packed with shoppers in an upbeat festival mood!

Santa Clause waved cheerfully from a beautifully-decorated float, marching bands set a joyous mood that warmed the cockles of the heart, and baton twirlers brought a smile to the face.

Clips:

Santa Clause

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmIU4iXnQEI

Marching Band 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aidnDExXfeI

Baton Twirlers  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4hSVMmP0ek

Happy holidays, eh?





Sunday, November 29, 2009

Nordstrom's...rips-off shoppers! Dishonest retailer charges double for tagged merchandise...



Imagine that!

Today, after a couple of exhausting hours shopping at the mall, I stepped up to the cash register at Nordstrom's in West Los Angeles to purchase a pair of running shoes for the sum of $49.95 & basic no-frills jeans for the princely sum of $78.00 (yes, at this snotty outlet, the merchandise is generally overpriced and a consumer rip-off).

I was quite flabbergasted, to say the least, when the cashier - a snippy young man thin as a rail - rang up the two items and arrived at the staggering total of approximately $198.00.

Even when I considered applicable local and state taxes, it was quite evident to me from the get-go, that the sum was incorrect.

When I queried the young dude (with all the charm and personality of a worm) about the cost of each item,  at first - he insisted  in a rude insulting tone of voice - that the shoes were priced @ $98.00. 

At this juncture, I pointed out the correct price, which was $49.99 (marked inside the shoe).

He balked, and asserted that I was wrong, and that the price was the higher one quoted.

At this point, a nnumber of shoppers overheard the commotion, and started to gawk from their perches in the vicinity of the register.

Flustered by the predicament he was in, the kid with the mismatched shoes (a man should never wear brown boots with a dark blue suit!) proceeded to thrust the blame on me in a deceitful effort to avoid recrimination).

Was Nordstrom's really trying to charge me double the cost of the shoes?  

Yes, but I caught their dishonest employee red-handed in front of a whole posse of shoppers, who continued to stare in  total disbelief as the Nordstrom thief stood there twisting in the wind red-faced.

After a few awkward moments, he then took a stab at passing the blame on to a fellow employee.

"Someone put the shoes in the wrong box," he blurted out.

As Judge Judge would say:

"Do I have stupid written on my forehead?"

Notwithstanding the obvious, he did not even bother to apologize!

No, sir!

Then, he did something totally retarded.

He proceeded to incorrectly input my personal  data into the computer in, so that second time around (when the charges were being calculated and submitted for approval),  the information got garbled and was summarily rejected.

No wonder!

Put garbage in, you get garbage out.

Was this sorry excuse for a human being born under a rock, or what?

Where do shop owners like Nordstrom's find these losers?

In so many words, I told him to forget the purchase, but you know what I was really thinking!

"You  can take the shoes and jeans and shove them up your  butt!"

He was such a  big asshole, that there wouldn't be any need for any lubricant, either!

Bottom line?

I recommend that you avoid Nordstrom's in the future.

All the prissy little fags who work there are not only incompetent, but need a serious attitude adjustment, and are not worth the bother (or your hard-earned cash).

Amen!





 
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