Friday, July 3, 2009

Michael Jackson...how to get tickets for Memorial Service!


Today, when I logged into Twitter, Ryan Seacrest (DJ) was thoughtful enough to post a tweet with instructions on how to take a shot at scooping up (free) tickets to the Memorial Service planned for Michael Jackson to be held here on the West Coast early next week.

Jackson family spokesperson Ken Sunshine (& CEO Tim Leiweke) appeared at a news conference Friday and unveiled the well-thought-out detailed arrangements to commemorate Jackson's recent passing into spirit.

Fans, tourists, friends, plain old folks, paparazzi - even members of the media - are invited to pay their last respects to MJ - and may do so - by entering a draw at staples.com web site.

Info: staplescenter.com.

The Memorial Service will be held on Tuesday, July 7th, at the Staples Center (live) in the Nokia theater.

There will be simulcasts on three screens.

The broadcasts will commence at 10 am.

Tickets

There are 17,500 tickets available in total.

11,000 tickets will be handed out to people to attend the service inside the Staples Center.

In addition, 6,500 tickets will be reserved for individuals who wish to view the service from a simulcast at the Nokia theater.

A balance of 9,000 tickets have been reserved for the Jackson family to use at their discretion.

Draw Instructions

Fans have trouble registering due to high traffic at the web-site are asked to be patient!

Once the winners are drawn, they will be notified on Sunday between 11 am and 8 pm, and provided with a Code for a Ticketmaster ticket.

Winners are asked to arrive early at the Staples Center on Monday morning to pick up their two tickets and two wristbands in person.

Winners must pick up their tickets in the manner instructed because there will not be any future distribution of tickets at either the Staples Center or Nokia theatre.

Organizers are also recommending that individuals without tickets wishing to attend watch the Memorial Service from home since no spectators will be allowed to accumulate outside of the downtown Staples Center during the Memorial Service.

Registration

Once an entrant's registration has been received, accepted and processed at the staples site, the following online notice will appear on-screen with these final instructions:

"Your registration for your chance to attend the Michael Jackson Public Memorial Service has been received."

"If your application is successful, you will receive an e-mail on Sunday, July 5, 2009 after 11:00 a.m. (Pacific Time) with your exclusive unique code and instructions on how to obtain your two free tickets to attend the Public Memorial Service. "

"A valid ticket will be required to enter STAPLES Center & L.A. LIVE area on Tuesday, July 6, 2009."

"Tickets will be distributed for either the public memorial service in the STAPLES Center or at the live television broadcast in the adjacent Nokia Theatre."

"Please add info@staplescenter.com to your address book to ensure successful email delivery."


From moi?

Good luck!

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Public Enemies...hollow film disappoints!! Style & technique enough to crow about...

Is it me, or is this a queer place to post film credits?



If you are an intelligent film-goer, you may be inclined to steer clear of "Public Enemies" - the much-touted piece of fluff starring charismatic Johnny Depp - which was just released in theatres around the country.

The film on the life & times of Public Enemy No. 1 - John Dillinger - roars onto the silver screen right off-the-bat with a smattering of edge-of-your-seat adrenalin-rushing action, then proceeds to move along at a fast clip.

Great, for starters.

From the get-go, I was dazzled by Michael Mann's (Miami Vice) expert film techniques, which admirably succeeded in buttressing-up the tightly-woven drama as it splashed gloriously before me above the footlights in lush exquisite detail from ambitious beginning to predictable Hollywood-style end.

The actors were often set strategically within the frame (profiles in silhouette, for instance, were often set forward - others farther back - to effect an unsettling tension (or unspoken relationship between the characters), while backgrounds etched in swift small strokes - or lazy wide ones - were offered up when needed to flesh out and add color to the mix when scenarios demanded it.

All-in-all, "Public Enemies" is a visual masterpiece on celluloid which manages to hold the audience captive by virtue of stylized filmmaking approaches and departures that resonate beyond the limitations of the screen normally.

The mesmerizing fictionalized bio - emboldened by gutsy straightforward believable dialogue and fine performances by a stellar supporting cast - is also a smorgasbord for the senses.

Pristine marble polished to perfection in bank foyer backdrops wows, and fashion flourishes from the period flaunt the excesses of the era and openly appeal to the sensibilities in their daring flights of fancy and drama, as the character-driven scoundrels sweep film buffs along in this cautionary tale about high-stakes crimes and a judicial system that is wanting.

The keenest eye could have been fooled, though.

Not mine!

Like a delectable dessert savored at each delicious bite - "Public Enemies" left a sickly sweet aftertaste in my mouth for a moment or two - then faded away.

When 'ya get right down to the nitty-gritty, the sensational Dillinger tale is just a puff piece.

Yes folks, all style and no substance.

A hollow film, in the final analysis.

No wonder!

When a film goer saunters beyond the initial gloss upfront - and likewise - wises up to the manipulative devices playing havoc with the heartstrings, there's not much meat left to feast on.

In sum, the filmmakers' failure to dig deep beneath Dillinger's skin, was their undoing.

Imagine that, the celebrated director didn't even bother to scrape beneath the pretty-boy surface (a little rough around the edges) or even try to fathom what made Dillinger "tick".

One line of dialogue about daily beatings from "Daddy" didn't suffice to fuel - or validate - the rage that ran rampant throughout "Public Enemies" just shy of two-and-a-half hours.

Eureka!

I've stumbled upon the answer.

Just maybe, there was nothing particularly intriguing about Dillinger, to warrant an over-the-top big-budget studio-backed effort.

Say, what were Dillinger's major achievements (claims to fame) in the grand scheme of things, anyway?

Busting out of jail, robbing banks, eluding the long arm of the law?

That's it in a nutshell, folks.

Bottom line, Mann was fixing to exalt a lousy thief!

I expect half-the-reason the Mann (some say he's at the top of his game right now) snapped up Depp to inhabit the role was to capitalize on an image that oozes non-stop with likability.

Just betcha, the studio was counting on Depp's magnetic persona to slop over and subliminally seduce fans and film goers slyly into the theatres and seal their fate at the box office.

That may have been one failing.

Personally, I thought Depp - though scrappy and menacing at times - lacked the ba""s to pull off the role effectively.

Universal's much-anticipated blockbuster cried out for a young DeNiro!

Even still, Depp stole the limelight whenever he appeared onscreen n any capacity.

Not difficult to do.

Christian Bale's characterization - after all - was wooden.

The FBI role he took a stab at required a stretch that was way beyond his acting muscle.

Ah, but he sure looked masculine (and virile) in a period hat when a smattering of spontaneous light & shadows struck his jutting jaw, just so.

When I am noticing silly details like this, the producers are in trouble.

Essentially, "Public Enemies" is just another gangster movie, albeit goosed up a bit with slick imagery and media-rich state-of-the-art modern technology.

If you want to sit back, nibble on popcorn, and forget about your woes for two -and-a-half hours or so, this is the entertaining bill-of-fare you've been pining for.

I'm betting discerning audiences will plunk their bucks down elsewhere for now and catch Depp's gangster flick later on DVD.

3 Stars!

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Spanish...language creeps into the American mainstream @ CVS! Si...




On the heels of tabulating the goodies I snapped up at CVS the other morning, a perky cashier instructed me to input my pin on the ATM machine, select the cash-back option, and what-have-you.

Shortly after I keyed in my ultra-secret 4 digit code in a clandestine fashion, the ATM machine continued on, and screamed out a second personal directive to me from the miniature screen resting at my nimble fingertips below.

"Do you want cash back?"

When I scrutinized the response options offered up, I was slightly taken aback.

There should have been two entries to choose from, right?

"Yes" or "No".

I suppose I'd better put my specs on, I muttered to myself.

If I was not mistaken, there appeared to be 3 (!) distinct choices staring smack dab at me!

Uh-huh!

And, what was the 3rd word etched in line right below the "yes" option.

Si!

I hesitated.

I mean, what the heck?

Was this a prankster's idea of an off-the-wall joke?

Or - the first "baby step" towards surreptitiously introducing "Spanish" as a "second" language - into the mainstream around the country?

Suddenly, a quote from William Drayton sprang to mind:

"Change starts when someone sees the next step."


Yoko Ono...wins legal proceeding in NYC! Lennon footage exclusively hers...


Twitter pal - Yoko Ono - must have been jumping up & down with joy over the past twenty-four hours when a court ruling in her favor was entered into the public record.

Judge Rya W. Zobel, at the U.S. District Court, found that Lennon's widow was not liable for damages arising from a copyright-infringement lawsuit which was lodged against her at a Boston courthouse by a Massachusetts-based company seeking exclusive title to rare footage of the former mop-head.

At issue, were ten hours of footage shot on location in jolly old England at John's tony estate in February (1970), in which the controversial member of the Fab Four (still a Beatle at that time) openly smoked marijuana and wickedly joked about slipping a hit of LSD into President Nixon's tea.

Although the court has ruled that Yoko is (and was) the rightful copyright holder, there is still one niggling detail that intrigues us (former "heads") in respect to the psychedelic end of the insidious plot to get tricky "Dick" stoned out of his gourde.

Was there a particular underground brand of LSD that John favored?

Purple microdot - or windowpane - perchance?

What say, Yoko?

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Karaoke VIP Party...in Silverlake! Hot singers & upbeat nightclub ambiance...


A few years ago, when I shared a two-bedroom apartment at the top of Larrabee Street in WeHo with friends, I often slipped into "Revolver" (a trendy nightclub on the corner) to get up-close-and-personal - and likewise fathom the secrets of - the torch singers who turned out each week to belt out their signature tunes.

Although an aspiring singer, I was relegated to exclusive engagements in the shower, because of numbing stage fright that flooded over me whenever I tried my darndest to warble a note or two in front of a rapt audience.

"At long last, here was a golden opportunity to test the waters," I elatedly gushed to myself one booze-laden night.

After all, it did not escape my watchful eye, that this circle of wet-behind-the-ears stage performers were not inclined to be that critical of phrasing, projection, or vocal style.

In fact, die-hard music-lovers here, regularly cheered "the competition" on.

Say, if they had the ba**s to get up in spotlight two-sheets to-the-wind, why not moi?

So, one auspicious night, I downed a potent cocktail and waited for the worst.

When the affable Karaoke host (Kenny Morse) sang out my name, I surprised the heck out of myself, when I scrambled up and took center stage in the glare of the blinding spotlight.

A hush fell over the room as the first strains of the popular ballad I chose floated out from the speakers, and I slowly began to sing out the first few words of the fifties hit which appeared overhead on a wide screen.

"They ask me how I knew, my true love was true."

"Oh!"

The crowd went wild for a second or two - at which point - they excitedly turned this way 'n that - and praise the Lord - nodded in approval to each friend or stranger seated nearby.

Moreover, when each exquisite note soared through the smoke-filled lounge thereafter - and hit its golden mark - it was obvious from their stunned silence that I held them in the palm of my out-stretched hand.

Ah, it was a snap to perform on stage after that.

Hence, I became a mainstay for weeks on end.

In fact, in those heady days, the little Karaoke Night that "could" - not only attracted a slew of top-notch singers anxious to strut their stuff on stage - but a bevy of celebrities not put off by the notion of having to queue up in a long line snaking down the street to gain entrance.

They lapped it up!

Actually, one night I met celebrated songwriter - Allan Rich - at the local hot-spot.

Talented, down-to-earth guy!

When I asked Allan how he got started in the business, he laughed, as his memory drifted back to an auspicious day many moons ago when he - sort-of - got discovered.

"I was a shoe salesman," he started off slowly.

One day, when he was assisting a gentleman try on - a pair of loafers, running shoes, what-have-you - the outgoing customer innocently asked Rich what he intended to "do" in the future for a full-fledged career.

So, the perky shoe-horn facilitator noted off-the-cuff, that he pined to pen pop tunes.

As luck would have it, the stranger happened to be an exec at a record company.

Imagine that!

Without skipping a beat, he flipped out his wallet, and handed startled Rich a business card.

"When you have a tape of your songs, send them along."

Then, he turned on his new heel, and left.

Down the road, when Rich managed to put together a demo tape, he fired it off post-haste to the stranger.

Months passed, but no cigar, as they say.

Then, one day out-of-the-blue, he got a call from the gentleman who was the harbinger of remarkable news.

Guess what?

The record company loved his material.

Not only that, the "suits" at the record company also thought it the perfect roster of songs for Whitney Houston's new feature film "The Bodyguard".

Holy Mack!

Needless to say, Allan has never looked back since.

One of the songs featured from the songbook- "I want to run to you" - is still a favorite pop tune of mine that I intend to record one day, too.

Sadly, "Revolver" closed its doors and Karaoke has never been quite the same.

Even still, not abandoned by a long shot.

Kenny Karaoke, for example, has continued to carry the torch each week at local clubs for fans still nostalgic for the "craze".

And now, there is good news!

Kenny is hosting a - "KARAOKE WITH KENNY VIP PARTY" - at one of the trendy watering holes in Silver Lake (MJ's) Monday July 6th.

In fact, the effervescent MC is raving about the dazzling up-coming must-attend event!

"The show is very much like our old REVOLVER show with a great bar, great drinks, great attitude, great sound, and great singers."

Just, great!

Count moi in, eh?

Kenny asked that I get the word out to his friends - and "Revolver" Karaoke fans - that he has a big treat for them, too.

If they don't already have an MJ VIP card, all they have to do is zip off an e-mail to the Karaoke Mesiter, and he'll ceremoniously jot down their name on the VIP lis at the door which translates to not only walk-in privileges but access to - exotic cocktails, beer, and what-have-you - at an OPEN bar.

MJ's Monday Night Bash is open to all, though.

So, if you're in the mood to listen to a Diva or two, hustle on over to the popular night spot for a round of Karaoke that will vastly entertain the whole night thru.

Revolver

http://www.julianayrs.com

"Public Enemies" - Official Trailer [HQ]

"Public Enemies" - the big budget feature directed by Michael Mann - hits big screens around the country today.

Yup!

I'm dashing off to catch the flick which has been causing a buzz in film industry circles in recent days.

Here's the trailer!

Hope to see 'ya there.

We'll talk turkey tomorrow, eh?

http://www.juilanayrs.com

Michael Jackson...throngs of fans stream along Walk of Fame!

The Walk of Fame was packed this past week as fans, lookie loo's, tourists and a battery of paparazzi and media outlets jockeyed for a perch to take in the zoo-like atmosphere on the strip as flowers and prayers were placed on the King of Pop's star.

HD Video captured by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

Farragut North...Discount tickets July 4th weekend! Code posted here guarantees special rate...


In a post a couple of weeks ago, I noted that my contacts @ The Geffen Playhouse informed me that there would be discount tickets available for specific performances of Farragut North at the theatre in Westwood (CA).

Now that the performance dates have come and gone, and the buzz around town has rustled up a lot of interest for the award-winning play, theatre-goers have been curious as to whether there would be reduced-rate tickets available later in the run.

The answer is a resounding "yes".

Curiously, just yesterday afternoon, a woman by the name of "Yvonne" cruised by my blog on WordPress (http://www.julian1st.wordpress.com), read about the discount tickets for the prior performances, and queried me as to whether there would be lower-priced seats in the near future.

Lo & behold!

Shortly after I posted a note to assure her I would do a follow-up on her behalf with my contact @ the Geffen, I logged in to Yahoo, and spied an e-mail communication smiling back at me in the "in" box.

Imagine that!

The staff at the popular Westside Theatre must be "psychic" - because their communication was brimming with good news about additional discount-rated tickets - for the upcoming 4th of July weekend!

Here's the Info:

$25 ticket offer (service charges/handling fees waived)

No ticket limit.
Tickets available while they last
Use offer code: FN25i

Stage Performance Dates:
(Discounted Ticket rate)

Sat. July 4, 2:00 pm matinee
Sun. July 5, 2:00 pm matinee
Sun. July 5, 7:00 pm

*Tickets may only be purchased (valid only) when purchased by phone via the Geffen Playhouse box office.

(310) 208-5454.

Box Office
7 days a week
12 noon – 6:00 pm.

Theatre-goers:
*Please do not leave a voicemail message (or confirmation may not be logged)

Farragut North opened June 16th & runs thru July 26th at the Theatre in Westwood.

Although the play contains mature themes and salty language, the well-written drama was awarded a grant by the prestigious Edgerton Foundation (New American Plays in 2007).

Farragut North first opened at the Atlantic Theatre company in the fall of 2008 to rave reviews and is set against the backdrop of a political race.

Stephen (Chris Pine of Star Trek Fame) inhabits the role of a press secretary who works in the employ of an ambitious up-and-coming candidate.

His heart set on the seat of power, the novice boldly goes forward in pursuit of his political goals, sure that he and his seasoned campaign manager, Paul (Sex and the City's Chris Noth) can steer their campaign into the West Wing successfully.

But, before the polls close at the primaries, Stephen's dreams are shattered when he falls victim to backroom politics and the machinations of veteran operatives and the likes of a seductive intern (Olivia Thirby; Juno).

According to press releases, Farragut is a timely cautionary tale about hubris, loyalty, and the lust for power.

Sit up and take notice, Barack!

Info: http://www.geffenplayhouse.com/



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Change is constant...quote!


The only thing constant is change
Therefore,
the wise man digests and acknowledges the past
Then, moves on confidently
with an enlightened perspective on life


Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
Collection of Poems

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

TMZ...Michael Jackson scoop! Stooping low, according to legit press...





On Sunday, I was perusing the weekend edition of the LA Times, when I spied a feature criticizing TMZ gossip-mongers for swooping down like vultures on the Michael Jackson tragedy - and patting themselves on the back after-the-fact - for scooping the rest of the ravenous blood-thirsty pack come press deadline.

"Everyone knows we broke the story," Levin boasted in so many words.

Frankly, I was a little surprised by Harvey's curious conduct in this regard.

For starters, in my estimation, it is pretty much a given on the cut-throat landscape of news (and scandal) reporting on the West Coast, that Levin - or one of his eager-beaver cub scouts - will usually nab a breaking-news feature long before the competition has finished scratching around trash bins and dirty laundry for the clues.

Is Levin feeling the heat?

Aw, come on!

Those other newsies are a bunch of jealous cry-babies, anxious to carve up your territory, Harv.

Yup, they're lookin' to knock 'ya off your high horse.

In this shake-down scenario, anyway.

"This is a critical moment for TMZ, " the Times' writers snicker.

Naw, don't think so.

You'd like to bet the farm on it, though, right?

After throwing a little scare into Levin, who was no doubt anxiously perusing the red-hot copy on the sidelines, the troublesome twosome proceeded to sing the TMZ host's praises for a paragraph or two.

"Its reputation for breaking big celebrity news has made TMZ.com an online sensation with an estimated readership of 4.1 million according to Web Measurement Services."

Then, Scott Collins and Meg James go in for the kill.

"But the Jackson drama puts the spotlight on TMZ at a delicate time: its tactics have stoked growing outrage among publicists (hate 'em!) and government officials (they come in handy, on occasion). "

For this reason, the dynamic newsies at the Times, conjectured that advertisers have been hesitant to plunk cash down for print ads at TMZ.com or for lucrative commercial spots on the TV version of the pot-boiler bill-of-fare which broadcasts in tandem with the webbie offering.

Others will come running, so what's the big deal?

In fact, just as I was pondering this, the article zig-zagged off and noted for the record that TMZ officials were pleased with the outcome in recent days.

After all, the Jackson "scoop" took TMZ to a new level of recognition.

And, some touted that outcome as a triumph of the new rich media over the staid old.

Even still, in spite of silly off-point hysterical musings over the issues that missed their mark for the most part - and a lot of positive press for TMZ - the slightly-harried-looking Levin complained that "no one" gave TMZ the credit - for not only getting the story right - but getting it on tap for consumer consumption before the ink at big gun media outlets was even dry.

On the contrary, when I penned and posted my report on Twitter at approximately 3:23 pm on the fateful day in question, I noted that Levin and TMZ.com were abreast of the story as it was unfolding.

Specifically - I gave Levin and his team the nod for getting the word out to fans and the public in general - about Jackson's cardiac arrest, the CPR efforts by a firefighter to revive the ailing Pop Star, and the subsequent whirlwind emergency flight by helicopter to UCLA Medical Center.

Apologies accepted, Sir!

The front-page article went on to probe some of the tactics TMZ has allegedly facilitated in the past to unearth documents and obtain highly-sensitive information with the sinister aim of securing said for "exclusivity" rights.

Hard-core critics like Rob Silverstein - Executive Producer at Access Hollywood - griped that the TMZ staff were not beneath paying for top-secret paperwork and crucial eye-witness testimony.

Along with high-profile rivals, Silverstein contended that Levin and his company have been engaging in unethical journalistic practices which most news-gathering organizations do not allow reporters and editors to entertain from the get-go.

"But, I don't have absolute proof," the annoyed Exec fessed up.

In response, individuals on the other side of the battle lines simply shrugged, and innocently argued that people "just wanted to get their stories out".

Levin, who usually sidesteps the issue, confided to a New York Times reporter (in the wake of the pointed fingers and raging controversy) that the site paid "tip fees" that usually led to stories.

But, spokespeople for TMZ stressed for the record that the mad money laid out for "leads", were not used for "buy outs" or "exclusivity agreements".

The lawyer-Levin - well-versed in the law - is no fool.

The New York Times would probably scrounge about - and ferret out any smoking gun by simply enlisting the sniffing capacities of their own well-placed moles - so the genial gossip maven was smart to "admit" up front.

All of the characters in this tawdry tale sound like scrappers and dirty street-fighters to me.

To add a little color to the mix - and twist the knife in just a tad - the Times' staff writers also took a brief foray into the shadowy realm of TMZ's routine sleaze-ball coverage - sensational peak-a-boo out-takes and scandalous low-brow celebrity teases, for instance - they argued sullied legit attempts by TMZ to gain solid footing in mainstream reporting around the country where ethics in journalism are a prerequisite.

What is the crime committed here?

TMZ led the horses to water, and they slurped it all up, naturally.

Which segues into the next titillating point.

Popularity is up!

"We're very pleased with the ratings," quipped the Senior Vice President of programming for Fox, which airs TMZ on 17 stations around the country.

It is no mystery then as to why Fox intends to broadcast TMZ for at least two more years.

If he isn't already, maybe Levin should start slipping a little something into that designer cup glued in his hand during broadcast - brimming with a mystery elixir 'til now - to help him relax.

Is that the next scandal brewing?

News at 11!


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The Tattler...featuring Blogs! Submissions, please...



If you're like moi, you probably have very little time during the course of the day to cruise the Internet, and take a gander at popular new blogs that are revving up - and subsequently - piquing widespread interest out in the wilds of the blogosphere.

On the other hand, perhaps you're an talented insightful blogger with a lot to chirp about.

In spite of the fact you've been toiling away publishing those sizzling posts at the crack of dawn each day, nobody is nibbling at the smorgasbord of delectable goodies you've been tossing their way.

The musings - like zillions of others out there - are going virtually unread.

Meanwhile, the popular "with-it" blog trend-setters, are continuing to make their merry way into dizzying social circles in a big way.

Maybe it's time to pack it in?

Nope!

Now, you have a chance to enter the big leagues, and become a celebrated hit-getter like gossip maven Perez Hilton or the undisputed Queen of the "blogs" Arianna Huffington.

Yes, the Tattler is expanding its horizons, and reaching out into the blogosphere!

Our high-profile website is setting aside a little premium space (!) in order to showcase - and ultimately thrust into the spotlight - a handful of bloggers who deserve a kick-start and a few kudos along the way.

So, if you're a blogger pining for a little more exposure - and aching to be a much-celebrated "Featured Blog" at the Tattler - just zip off an e-mail off to us when you have a mind to.

Contact:

publisher@thetattler.biz

A simple link to your blog to facilitate a quick review of your creative renderings is satisfactory.

However, if you include a brief bio with a couple of insightful (and/or heartfelt) notes on your - hopes, dreams, and wishes - may trigger a profile piece alongside your blog site entry.

Good luck!


Jim Morrison...captivating mural eerily reaches out!

As I strolled down the street away fromt the hoopla underway on the Walk of Fame in the wake of Michael Jackson's death, I stumbled across this mural of Rock Star Jim Morrison eerily glancing down at me.

The eyes speak volumes, don't they?

Sadly, the lead singer for the Doors died alone in Paris.

In recent years, his grave site in Paris has become a No. 1 tourist attraction.

Some speculate, he's still alive!

Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Strangers & Friends...quote!!


Be wary of strangers
&
Cautious with friends



Julian Ayrs
The Daily Planet
Collection of Poems
(& Truisms)


American Idol...no sense of humor! Simon dishes it out, but can't take it...


The flapping wrist says it all, Simon!


On the heels of penning a couple of posts on Adam Lambert, Twitter tweeted me that top-rated American Idol was now following moi!

I expect that the powers-that-be at the popular "Star-Search" copycat show wanted to keep abreast of what was being written about their new Diva darling who caught the imagination of folks around the country in recent weeks.

On occasion, when a new follower joins the ranks, I take a poke or two in a follow-up (no pun intended) post.

In an odd-ball sort-of-way, it's kind of like an initiation rite frat boys are subjected to.

For example, after Adam Lambert fans became avid readers of my tongue-in-check musings, I took a bit of a humorous jab at Adam and the sudden trappings of his success.

No problem, though!

They ate it all up and have been hanging around pining for more.

Just gluttons for punishment!

Likewise, when Ellen Fans started to follow, I fanned the flames a bit by putting the spotlight squarely on their perky talk-show host and some of her quirks and misses for a day or two.

Yup, American Idol was a perfect target for my blend of humor, too.

So, I excitedly plunked myself down at the PC one morning and penned - what I thought - was a hilarious fun jab at Cowell and contestants like Adam Lambert who have appeared on the talent showcase for up-and-coming pop singers.

Post: 06/29/2009

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/06/american-idolno-1-tv-entertainment-show.html

In fact, judging by the reaction of my regular readers & Lambert fans, the post was a hoot!

ALF folks quickly pinged my blog site, linked the insightful humorous hang-dog Valentine to a handful of entertainment (and fan) sites around the globe, and so forth, and so on.

However, American Idol was not - as the (um) Queen would say - "amused".

On the heels of publishing the post at high-traffic web sites I am part 'n parcel to both here and abroad, American Idol pulled the plug!

Yup, the spoil sports stopped "following" within a measly twenty-four hours of signing on.

What hypocrites!

Each week Cowell and his gang of hollow has beens trot contestants out in the spotlight - and then mercilessly - proceed to shamelessly toss darts at (in some cases totally humiliate) their targets to rustle up a cheap laugh.

Ah, but when the shoe is on the other foot, Cowell heads straight for the Fox dugout.

Cowell, in particular, can dish it out - but in the final analysis - can't take it when the tables are turned.

Indeed, all the wide smiles and mugging for camera, is nothing more than a public-relations ploy.

In truth, the cads at AI are a humorless cast of conceited talent-show-lizards (related once removed by their cousins, the lounge lizardsl) with all the personality and charm of a can of earth worms.

Just betcha, that when the lights go down on the sound stage and the 1st Assistant cries out - "It's a wrap" - that the whole sorry lot of 'em scurry back under the rocks from whence they came.

Regular readers one "truism" I posted on my blog a few months ago.

"Mediocrity is the opiate of the masses."

Uh-huh!

Cowell and his gang of whores are the worst purveyors to sling it in the TV Show ratings game.

Adam steals whole enchilada!

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Michael Jackson...fans wait in line in hot sun to view "star" on Walk of Fame!

On Sunday June 28th, the Walk of Fame was swamped with tourists who stood in line under the sweltering sun to pay their last respects to Pop Icon Michael Jackson. HD Video captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the tattler.

Michael Jackson...fans place beautiful flower bouquets @ Pop Icon's "star".

When fans walk by Michael's "star" on the Walk of Fame their nostrils are assailed with the scent of Bouquets of Beautiful flowers that have been placed there by admirers and music-lovers alike. Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

Micahel Jackson...fan @ Walk of Fame pays tribute!

A music-lover expresses her sorrow over the death of Michael Jackson. An image of the Blessed Virgin Mary is placed @ the mourning site with lit candles to protect Michael on his journey "home". Captured on Video by Julian Ayrs @ The Tattler.

Michael Jackson...Security guard insults and harasses tourists on Walk of Fame!

The man pictured in this video started to harass tourists when they sought to pay tribute and view flower bouquets left by fans at Michael Jackson's "Star" on the Walk of Fame on Sunday June 28th. A separate line was constructed behind a barrier where folks could pay last respects to Michael up-close (although the wait for this privilege was long). On the other side of the barrier, though, things got testy when 3 women chose to stand against the wall and take a glance from afar. When they lingered too long for their own good (according to security) the gentleman in the video lashed out at them in a harsh voice which was shocking to witness. "You are trespassing" he yelled at them. "We just want to watch for a second for or two. We're not bothering anyone." "Well, you're trespassing, ladies. And when you do that, you are harassing me!" What an absurd twisted interpretation of the law. How could a citizen be trespassing on public property on the sidewalk? Moreover, it boggles the mind to imagine that this man under hire by the Walk of Fame is under the bizarre impression that "alleged trespassing" amounts to harassment! In essence, a pleasant day turned ugly due to this a**hole who doesn't know a thing about the law, city codes, or what-have-you. Shame!

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Starbucks...down on homeless! Nope, no compassion, just greed...





I was sipping a cup of piping-hot tea @ the Starbucks WeHo/24 Hour Fitness outlet when one of the barristas strolled over with a purpose and started to arrange four big leather easy-chairs in a "nook-like" setting.

I smiled.

"Cozy," I chuckled.

The pretty mid-twenties employee noted in a firm (but condescending tone of voice) that the Starbucks strategy was to psychologically "steer" guests who sauntered in the front door in the direction of the front counter & cashier so they wouldn't take a side route straight to the restroom.

I pointed out at this juncture that some patrons may have to relieve themselves.

So, of course, it was not only logical - but practical - that they may be inclined to head to the water closet first (limey term for head).

After all, what if they - as a Valley-girl might say:

"Like, really have-ta go".

A latte or specially-ordered cup of java takes a few seconds to conjure up - which means (perhaps tragically in some instances) that the poor soul have to cross their legs (and pray!) while they wait for the tasty beverage to appear at the take-out.

Then, after selecting a table and plunking down the Starbucks goodies, there would be a trot across the trendy cafe to the "John".

In that event, the beverage would have cooled off considerably by the time the patron was ready to stretch back and toss it back!

Of course, these youngsters aren't bright enough to figure that one out for themselves.

The neatly-attired personnel at Starbucks are trained to just Sell! Sell! Sell!

And now - exhibit their skills at giving a hefty heave-ho to the homeless - when they haplessly wander through the "unwelcome" door.

"They smell," she sniped - with what I thought for one sliver of a second was a pointed nod in my direction - as she moved on to carry out the rest of her perfunctory duties.

At this juncture, I surreptitiously sniffed my own "pits" (when no one was glancing in my direction) and did the old hand-cup gesture at my mouth (breathing out slowly) to verify my breath was not a dragon Meister, either.

In the final analysis?

No wonder the logo for the Seattle-based giant has become the symbol of greed!


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