Saturday, June 20, 2009

AFI Festival...calling for Film Submissions. Filmmaker requirements & due dates...




Probably one of the most prestigious Festivals to hit the circuit during the course of each year is the one hosted by the American Film Institute (AFI).

Actually, AFI organizes two fests each year.

One, which I covered a few weeks ago, was held in Dallas; the other, in our own thriving metropolis (Los Angeles).

AFI not only endeavours to unveil first-run big-budget feature films at each fest, but also, an eclectic mix of thought-provoking shorts, documentaries, and Foreign Language celluloid masterpieces.

In addition, organizers round out the screenings with stimulating seminars, insightful Q & A sessions, you name it.

And, the AFI's high-profile red carpet events, are not to be missed either!

By the way, my contacts at AFI just informed me that there is a call out now for filmmakers to submit their projects for consideration for the fall line-up (2009).

Submission Guidelines

Films that are 30 minutes or longer in length are considered feature films, while projects under 30 minutes are deemed "shorts".

Feature films (both narrative & documentary) that have previously screened for the public in Los Angeles or have been televised in the Los Angeles area are not eligible for consideration.

DVDs are accepted for preview screening.

However, preview video-cassettes and DVDs must be labeled clearly with the title, running time and contact information (including name, address and phone number).

More than one entry may be submitted. But, each entry must be accompanied by an official entry form and entry fee.

If a film is selected for inclusion in this year's fest, filmmakers will be asked to provide a head shot and filmography of the director; black & white and/or color stills from the film; press materials; and a video trailer (if available).

The entry fee is non-refundable.

AFI Conservatory Students

Students enrolled in the AFI film school can request a fee waiver by contacting AFI:


(No waivers available at this time)

DVDs & Submitted Materials

DVDs and other submitted materials will not be returned.

In view of this, it may be wise not to submit film prints, master tapes or other originals.

Confirmation

Filmmakers seeking a confirmation that an entry has been received by the AFI FEST organizers, should include a self-addressed stamped postcard to facilitate the request.

Film Entries

AFI FEST asserts the right to use footage, stills and/or titles and information for promotional purposes.

In view of the aforementioned entry stipulation, all films must be free from any legal disputes and the filmmaker must have cleared all rights for music and exhibition with appropriate individuals.

Deadline

Filmmakers agree to deliver prints to AFI no later than October 16, 2009.

Notification

All filmmakers will be notified of acceptance by October 9, 2009.


Gay Pride 2009...male stripper with sexy pelvic thrust @ The Abbey!

The Abbey rocked last weekend @ Gay Pride - in fact - the whole WeHo neighborhood did. Best Rainbow Fest ever in my estimation, and I have been trotting down to the Boulevard for the past twenty years to participate. HD Video captured by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

"No More Gay Bashing"...a plea by DIVA who sings @ Gay Pride 2009!

As Religious Fundamentalists screamed out insults at the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica the afternon of Gay Pride 2009 in WeHo (CA) , a Pop Diva chose to sing out against the hatred with a touching tune in which she stressed there be: No More Gay Bashing! Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

The Abbey...sexy male stripper down 'n dirty for cash! Gay Pride 2009...

The Abbey was a hotbed of activity over Pride weekend. Exotic cocktails flowed freely, guests chatted each other up feverishly, and male strippers gyrated for big bucks! Wild...Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

No More Gay Bashing

As Religious Fundamentalists screamed out insults at the corner of La Cienega and Santa Monica the afternon of Gay Pride 2009 in WeHo (CA) , a Pop Diva chose to sing out against the hatred with a touching tune in which she stressed there be: No More Gay Bashing! Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

The Abbey...Gay Pride 2009! Drunk as a skunk owner pours liquor down throats...

The owner of The Abbey - the "in" watering hole in oh-so-trendy WeHo (CA) - celebrated Gay Pride 2009 by jumping up on the bar, dancing a bit of a drunken jig, then pouring hard liquor down the throats of willing participants also partying-heartily! Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ The Tattler.

Dykes on Bikes...roar down strip in WeHo! Gay Pride 2009...

The gleaming machines revved up, Lipstick Lesbos and Bull Dykes straddled on 'em, then the rowdy procession roared down Santa Monica Boulevard in WeHo for the 2009 Gay Pride Parade celebration. The crowd went wild, as usual. Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

Newsom for Governor...lone supporter @ Gay Pride 2009!

Spied this one lonesome political sign in support of Gavin Newsom for Governor @ Gay Pride 2009 in WeHo. Does the SF Mayor have the ba**s to do battle with the Terminator? Captured on HD Video by Julian Ayrs @ the Tattler.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Kenny Loggins...plastic surgery? Fan says so...


Yesterday, when I received info from Universal Music Group for a trailer featuring Kenny Loggins' new CD, I included the link in a post I penned on the release due out this week.

Then, I proceeded to alert fans of the handsome singer.

Today, when I returned to the site to play back the trailer once again, I spied a comment posted below from someone by the name of David LaCrone.

The individual - unknown to me - was inclined to utter up an observation.

"Looks like Kenny is having a hard time singing expressively, probably because of all that horrible plastic surgery."

Gosh, I didn't pay that much attention to Kenny's face when I first viewed the video, since I was primarily focused on verifying it was broadcasting properly before I directed readers to the Amazon.com site.

You can bet your sweet bippy I replayed the trailer on the heels of LaCrone's analysis of Loggins' on-camera performance, though.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/mMRRVMZU6YYPB

Well, the skin looks a little stretched, and the overall complexion a bit ruddy in texture.

Too much face-time under a sun lamp prior to lensing?

A face peel!

If I knew he was a drunkard, I'd speculate he tossed down too many ales in the backwoods somewhere before the cameras rolled.

Kenny, enquiring minds want to know!

By the way, they say you get the face you deserve at fifty, 'ya know?

Schwarzenegger...have 'ya got the ba**s?



News flashes in recent days have tended to focus on a surprising subject.

Ba**s.

Ah, the male anatomy!

For example, in my report on Chastity Bono's decision to pursue a sex-change operation, I applauded her for having the ba**s to go through with it.

Then, the following day, Schwarzenegger rustled up some controversial headlines when he special-delivered a bust (?) of a set of testicles to a political opponent in Sacramento, which included a hand-written note which teasingly taunted:

"You'll need these."

Without so much as a grunt, the gift was volleyed back into the Governor's court, thank you very much.

Understandably - the Lakers' b**s have not only been scrutinized up-close and personal on the court(and off) this season - but analyzed left, right, and center also.

Go figure!

I can't help but wonder where the spotlight will fall tomorrow.

Especially if it turns out to be a slow news day.

Haiku and the art of Zen Twittering anyone?

News at 11!



Sun...warning! Harmful rays at noon damaging to fair skin...(June 19th 2009)


Scientists have issued a warning that the intensity of the sun at noon on Friday June 19th (in Los Angeles) may be harmful to fair-skinned (or red-haired) individuals.

Sun-bathers, walkers, and happy-go-lucky types cruising around in open convertibles, are urged to wear sunscreen, don a hat, or - quite simply - remain indoors out of the potentially dangerous mid-day sun.

Better safe than sorry!


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Ellen DeGeneres...Twitter Escape! Between tweets, perky talk-show host whipped up a fun-filled fan-packed cruise!


The morning started off quietly.

Not one peep from Ellen (DeGeneres) on the Twitter landscape.

Had she attended a screening of "Hangover", and ended up with one, or was she simply laying low before the curtain went up on her daily talk show?

Suddenly, about mid-afternoon, the perky blond with the infectious grin, breezed onto the Twitter site brimming with a handful of novel ideas for a whimsical holiday Ellen-style.

How about a cruise, she excitedly queried her fans online.

"Yes, " I quipped.

"If the buffet doesn't give us the trots and we loll about in some exotic locale," I added with glee.

On the heels of this brainstorm, Ellen tossed in another teaser.

"How about poker? Last man standing?"

I chuckled out loud.

After pointing out that I was graced with a great poker face (!) I joked that the bosses in Las Vegas also welcomed "whales" to sin city.

Imagine that, Ellen was quick on the uptake.

After conferring with her loyal assistant toiling on the sidelines off-screen, she surprised us all with her flexible no-holds-barred approach to the smorgasbord of choices before us.

"We can do both! A whaling cruise one day. A poker night the next."

The twitter site was all abuzz now.

Indeed, the walls had ears, too.

An alert from Twitter informed me that Texas Hold 'em was now following moi!

And, shortly thereafter, Poker Mom jumped on board, as well.

Meanwhile, Ellen issued a turning-point "tweet".

"We'll call it the Twitter Escape."

After that, the details just started to fall into place.

When to set sail - Ellen wondered express tweet to her fans - July or August?

While I would have liked the outing sooner, an August date was stamped on the itinerary.

After all, that calendar month gelled best with the schedules of all pining for the relaxing get-a-way with their Clown Princess, Ellen.

Fifty EllenFans was a cozy cut-off number for the cruise, all agreed.

Meanwhile, the entertaining banter continued on in an upbeat, entertaining fashion.

Gosh, I don't recall ever having so much amusing interplay with folks on twitter, since I joined a scant few moons ago.

From the get-go, it was obvious that charismatic Ellen was not only a great party-planner, but one to jump in and roll-up her sleeves to get the task done, when the occasion required it.

Around 5 pm when I was forced to log off to honor a prior social obligation, I half-expected that by the end of the business day, EllenFans would wrap for a day or so until the stardust settled a tad.

No, Sir!

When I perused my e-mail late this evening I spied a direct message from EllenFans regarding the much-anticipated outing with Ellen and her adoring flock mid-summer.

Ellen's sidekicks were busy firming up guests for the cruise, securing contact information, and moving full steam ahead.

At the Ellen Show site, fans signing up for the magical cruise that Ellen plans to officially helm, were already gushing about the Twitter Escape.

One staffer was inclined to note for the record:

"Of course there will B dancing @ The Ellen Fans Twiter Escape Aug 21 - 23rd. Someone will be crowned Dancing Queen! or King! R U That Person?"

Who, moi?

Do I look like the type?

Okay! Nuff said, Ellen.

Another excited Ellen cruiser offered up some useful info on the whaling expedition.

"This region is a feeding ground for 13 species of whales, amongst which, the blue whale, the most imposing animal on Earth."

Will there be video?

Ellen's response:

"Yes of course we will film a video of it. That's a GIVEN! :)"

Who knows, maybe there will end up being an offshoot reality TV show!

In the interim, Ellen, looking forward to meeting the Missus.




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Kenny Loggins...trailer for CD released this week!

One of my contacts @ Universal Music Group zipped off an e-mail yesterday to inform me that the new Kenny Loggins CD will be released this week.

It's a catchy tune featuring playful children in a video titled:

There is a Mountain!

To take a gander @ the trailer click on the link below.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/mpd/permalink/mMRRVMZU6YYPB

Sarah Palin...white trailer trash! Letterman incident a fiasco...


I'll give that toothy guy my best shot!


Well, the brouhaha over a remark David Letterman made about one of Palin's rat pack last week, appears to have finally blown over.

If you recall, on the late show Letterman uttered up an off-the-cuff quip about Palin's daughter getting "knocked-up" after a brief fling in the big bad city with some high-profile dude who chases skirts.

Palin was allegedly offended by the so-called "crude" remark and demanded an apology.

Initially, Letterman scoffed at the idea of retracting the unflattering barb.

Then, TV's resident late-night bad boy proceeded to play up the brewing controversy, as the ratings revved up in the heat of the nasty spat.

Over-night, though, his cushy world turned upside down as a handful of spiteful Palin followers turned the screws.

Bowing to pressure from CBS higher-ups, and with an eye to squelching impending protests in the mean streets of NYC, Dave finally relented.

However, instead of accepting the apology with little more ado, Palin's handlers seized on Dave's mushy moment to rush in for the kill.

"See, he apologized," they lamented in so many words.

"We were right. Letterman admits what he did was wrong."

Some silly a**hole then made a pitch that Letterman be suspended or fired over the incident.

Talk about petty!

In a turbulent time when banks are failing, unemployment is high, and people are losing their homes, Palin's pack of pit bulls have nothing better to do than focus on such silly piffle?

The truth of the matter is that Palin brought all these woes on herself for failing to implement sex education in the curriculum in Alaska .
Indeed, she never even taught her own children about the birds and the bees, much to their detriment.

In the final analysis?

Sarah Palin and her clan are white trailer trash, no bones about it.

I expect they'll be turning up as guests on the Jerry Springer show any day now the laughing stock of the Nation.



Wednesday, June 17, 2009

The Geffen Playhouse...premiere of Farragut North! Ticket discounts while they last...


Farragut North is premiering at the Geffen Playhouse in Westwood June 16th - July 26

Although the play contains mature themes and salty langugage, the well-written drama was awarded a grant by the Edgerton Foundation for new American Plays in 2007

Farragut first opened at the Atlantic Theatre company in the fall of 2008 to rave reviews.

The drama is set against the backdrop of a political race.

Stephen ( Chris Pine of Star Trek Fame) is a press secretary who works in the employ of an ambitious up-and-coming candidate.

His heart set on the seat of power, the novice boldly goes forward in pursuit of his political goals, sure that he and his seasoned campaign manager, Paul (Sex and the City's Chris Noth) can steer their campaign successfully into the West Wing.

But, before the polls close at the primaries, Stephen's dreams are shattered as he falls victims to backroom politics and the machinations of veteran operatives and the likes of a seductive intern (Olivia Thirby; Juno).

According to press releases, Farragut North is a timely cautionary tale about hubris, loyalty, and the lust for power.

Sit up and take notice, Barack!

My friends at the Geffen Playhouse are offering tickets (4 maximum) at the rock-bottom price of $25.00 for a handful of select performances by using the code: FNii25.

Performance Dates:

June 20 (Saturday): 8:30 pm
June 21 (Sunday): 2:00 pm & 7:00 pm
June 23 (Tuesday): 7:30 pm
June 25 (Thursday): 7:30 pm

Available while tickets last & by calling the box office only @ (310)208-5454
(7 days a week 12 noon - 6: 00 pm)

Info: http://www.geffenplayhouse.com/



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Bloggers...abandoning blogs according to New York Times! Misleading info...


I would be remiss if I did not respond to the New York Times article just recently in which a reporter asserted that bloggers were abandoning their sites in droves. (06/07/09)

For starters, some of the reporter's statements were terribly misleading.

According to the journalist, one source - Technorati (the largest blog site in the world) - alleged that blogs were sitting idle and not being updated on a regular basis.

Although that bold-faced statement warranted a follow-up interview with at least a blogger or two to confirm the facts - the reporter was inclined to accept Technorati's observations as true.

In this instant case, the lack of journalistic ethic on the part of the writer, has left egg on the face of the New York Times staff.

The truth of the matter is that Technorati has been experiencing quite a few ongoing glitches at their site which account for the reason a handful of bloggers may have been reluctant to follow through in recent days.

For example, when I first signed up with Technorati, my blog posts at google's Blogspot (The Tattler) and WordPress (Pop Culture) were pinged on a daily basic; consequently, my material was always current and up-to-date.

So, time-sensitive notices about local and National events - and spur of-the-moment news flashes - were published quickly enough for readers to act upon them.

However, in recent weeks Technorati has been experiencing a number of technical problems which they have not been very quick to fix in spite of their professional obligation to do so.

Specifically, it should be noted in my own instant case, that although I wrote daily posts for weeks-on-end - on more than one occasion - Technorati falsely reported that no new posts had been published for days!

On those occasions did Technorati staff incorrectly assume I abandoned my blogs, too?

No wonder their data is out-of-whack!

Notwithstanding the aforementioned, once the flaws in the Technorati software came to my attention, I began to ping the posts daily since the automated system was not reliable from the get-go.

In spite of that dedicated effort on my part to ensure readers would receive all updated posts in a timely fashion, Technorati still managed to prevent material posting in a timely manner (sometimes for durations of twelve or thirteen days).

To make matters worse, Technorati's site crashes often, which adds to the frustration.

When a blogger attempts to log in, a bizarre message - The Monster got loose - may flash across the screen and instruct the individual to try back later (without any explanation).

Also, I can't count the number of times I have logged in to my account and received the startling message that my blog (The Tattler) didn't exist!

Duh!

As to the other issues raised by the New York Times?

The reporter asserted in the article that bloggers were abandoning their blogs because they were frustrated by the fact their arduous efforts were not panning out in spite of the fact they busted their butts - with the ultimate aim - of being "discovered".

For instance, the reporter surmised that because book deals (bloggers were eagerly anticipating) were not forthcoming - and fame did not come knocking on their door with a promise of untold overnight - that disenchanted bloggers were opting to jump ship.

If that was/is the case for many - who are now seeking recognition elsewhere because of their failed attempts on the Internet - the truth of the matter is that a multitude of artists over the years (in a myriad of fields of creative expression) have similarly offered up their talents in a non-paying capacity with the express hope they would be catapulted into the spotlight.

For example, comics have often signed up for open-mike night at celebrated nightclubs, with the express hope that a talent scout in the audience might recognize their talent - and ultimately - land 'em gainful employment.

Actors have also been known to perform on stage in equity-waiver theatres - to specifically showcase their talent - in order to land a starring role in a major production on Broadway or in a feature film.

All things considered, it appears that the New York Times really screwed up on this one!

Took a blustery blogger to set the record straight, eh?



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The past...quote!




The past is like a ship
that glides through the night
running silent, but running deep

Julian Ayrs
The Daily Planet
Collection of Poems

www.julianayrs.com

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Friends...quote!



Friends are usually the last to know
Who you truly are


Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
Collection of Poems


http://www.julianayrs.com

Monday, June 15, 2009

Chastity Bono...pursues sex change! A man in a woman's body?



Even revellers at the weekend Gay Pride celebration in West Hollywood were surprised when the startling news flash zig zagged around the globe.

Chastity Bono announced her decision to have a sex change operation to become a man.

The sexual identity scenario faced by Cher's daughter raises a couple of intriguing questions.

Did Ms. Bono encounter mental and emotional (even physical difficulties) when she tried to pursue a loving lesbian relationship with another woman in her current sexual persona?

Once Chastity goes under the knife - and ultimately transforms into a man - will any relationship she pursues with a woman in the future be considered a heterosexual one?

I applaud her courage in "coming out" on the issue.

When I was a teenager, anyone who declared themselves "gay" (we didn't use that term in those days") was considered "queer" and ripe for therapy.

One doctor, if I recall correctly, asserted that he could "treat" homosexuals and cure them of their "affliction" so that they could go on to live happy (normal) lives in nurturing straight relationships.

Personally, I've always felt that the individual (and society) should go along with the natural inclination (sexual instinct) instead of fighting it (oftentimes with disastrous heartbreaking results).

I recall the wild musings that rumbled around the world when the Christine Jorgensen story broke a few decades ago.

In the "dark ages" of sexual identity - and gender-bending - it was quite a mind-blower.

According to Ms. Jorgensen, it was simply a case of a man being born in the wrong body at birth.

I'm sure glad there weren't any slip-ups like that when I arrived in the world a bundle of joy!

To this day, when Jorgensen's name pops up on the news or in a conversation, it triggers an image of her stepping off an airplane waving happily to reporters and curious onlookers after the transformation was complete.

Many more have paved the way since - so, I expect the journey will be easier for Ms. Bono - who appears to be bent on resolving her sexual identity crisis.

Well, she's got ba**s, that's for sure!




 
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