Saturday, February 21, 2009

San Diego...Fat Tuesday & Mardi Gras Street Party! Feb. 24th...



A few years ago, West Hollywood used to toss a festive Mardi Gras celebration in the alley next to the post office off San Vicente Boulevard.


Usually, sensual riffs wafted through the starry night, as bejewelled party-goers sipped on exotic cocktails, nibbled on Cajun cuisine, and jockeyed for beads tossed from the upper levels of balconies and back stoops.

But, the celebration fizzled away into oblivion, and the locals are now left to fend for themselves in nightclubs & house parties 'round town.

On Tuesday, February 24th - if you're inclined to hop on AMTRAK or take a quick jaunt down the highway to San Diego, you'll be able to catch the New Orleans spirit at the Hillcrest Community Mardi Gras Street Party!

According to organizers, it's going to be a scintillating night of glitz, glamour, and gluttony!

There will be a bevy of magical street performers, tons of food, and enough shiny-colored beads to satiate any glittering bauble Queen.

Entertainment

Swinging jazz & blues vocals by Candye Kayne.
Drag extraordaire by Tootie & the Lip Girls.
Acrobatic thrils by Il Circo.

All Proceeds go to community improvement through the Hillcrest Association & GSBDA Foundation.

So, kick up your heels, eh?



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I find it ironic that the person who created the "face" book
Doesn't have much of one himself!

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Vioxx Settlement...a fraud perpetrated on the American people!


After a few skirmishes in the courts with litigants over allegations that the intake of VIOXX resulted in life-threatening ailments, the manufacturer - Merck - agreed to a settlement with the claimants.

In the wake of that landmark announcement last year, the pharmaceutical giant proceeded to rehabilitate its image, claimants scrambled to sign the paperwork, and attorneys rubbed their hands with glee over the spoils to come.

In recent days, there have been grumblings from claimants that Merck has not been following through on their promise.

Moreover, as the accountants get ready to divvy up the pie, it appears that - as usual - the sharks (lawyers) will gobble up the lion's share of the settlement money, while needy claimants end up with a few crumbs or - in some cases - nothing at all.

Claimants started to get nervous late in the summer when checks were not forthcoming.

After all, a few months earlier they signed off on the agreement with the understanding that payments would make their way into their hands in August (2008).

Today, some are still twiddling their thumbs, waiting for their checks to arrive.

Are they in the mail?

Heck, no!

Now there is a new twist to the ongoing deception.

Some claimants have received confusing notices from claims administrators (Mr. Brown at BrownGreer with offices back East) and high-powered law firms handling the litigation in the local courts (Khorrami Pollard Abir LLP; Kabateck Brown Kellner) advising them that there is a "deficiency" in their paperwork which must be cured, otherwise their claim(s) will be in jeopardy.

The legally-binding document is deceptive on its face because it is not meant to resolve any deficiency at all, but rather, to trick the claimant into signing a "dismissal" of their lawsuit pending in the U.S. Courts.

A couple of wise old owls figured that one out and have informed Brown (claims office) that they don't intend to dismiss the suit until he produces two things: a release and - the obvious - a draft the sum agreed to.

But, the scurrilous conduct of the lawyers handling the settlements extends further.

Victims of the VIOXX fiasco have also been mailed "lien" documents.

A cover letter urges the addressee (claimant) to sign the paperwork to ensure that no problems arise (or delays occur) in the final stages of the settlement process.

In reality, signing the "lien" documents, guarantees that doctors and/or medical facilities - and lawyers who handled the litigation and subsequent claims - receive their fees upfront before the claimant receives their settlement check!

If anything is left, that is.

Claimants I have spoken to are suspicious and holding back on those signatures.

Frankly, I don't blame them.

Complaints directed to the Judge presiding over the case in Los Angeles (Victoria Chaney) have not triggered any investigation, or appropriate action, whatsoever.

Is it possible that the female Jurist is taking money from Merck under the "bargaining" table or does she have a cushy pact with the heavyweight law firms involved that guarantees her a cut to keep her yap shut?

News at 11!


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Friday, February 20, 2009

Barack Obama...touches down in my "homeland". Anti-American sentiment once real...




Barack Obama flew into Ottawa to meet with the Prime Minister - and according to news reports - was given a hearty welcome by a posse of high-spirited Canucks!

One reveller manipulated the wording on a tag from a well-known Beer Commercial popular above the border to get a message across.

"Yes we CANada!"

By the way, our Canadian ale packs a bigger wallop than those pi**y American brands.

Hope you chug-a-lugged one, Barack!

A local bakery one-upped, though, by serving commemorative "Obama Tails" - a version of the beaver-tail fried-dough pastry - topped with a maple-syrup flavored frosting in the shape of an Obama "O".


There was time when my fellow countrymen may have shaken their fists - or given the "finger" to a U.S. President - on the heels of which they may have angrily shouted:

"Yankee Go Home!"

Having been raised in the great white north - in the suburbs of Toronto - I have always been keenly aware of the anti-American sentiments that run deep in the Canadian psyche.

Years ago, Canadians felt that the U.S. was gobbling up the country.

In fact, I recall a joke from my youth, that said it all:

"America drinks Canada Dry."

Many Canadians didn't much like living in the shadow of a major super power, either.

On occasion, when disputes arose over fishing territory, the price of lumber, or an outbreak of mad cow disease on a wild outreach at a cattle farm in Calgary, it was fists across than border.

When I was a kid, I recall that adults were particularly put off - by what they perceived - as a vulgar respect for the almighty dollar in America.

Why, the U.S. mint even etched a handful of sacred symbols on the greenback - an all-seeing eye in a pyramid, the awesome image of an eagle, even mystical symbols - then crowned 'em with an uplifting spiritual message.

In God We Trust."

Even so, Canadians were ever wary of their neighbors to the south.

At one point, the Canadian Government became troubled by the fact that the airwaves over Canadian space, were being dominated by broadcasts of trite sitcoms and fluffy action-adventure dramas from below the border.

To shore up the Canadian identity (ha!) the CRTC implemented stringent requirements that a portion of shows broadcast daily must contain Canadian Content.



In Vancouver, CKVU circumvented that little hurdle by broadcasting a two-hour live show - packed with local celebrities, National News, and endless dog & pony shows - to meet their staggering quota.






Local on air personalities like Pia Shandel (who later married into the wealthy Southam Family), and Laurier La Pierre (who?), saw their stars rise in Hollywood North!



And, don't get me started about run-a-way production and greedy producers in Tinsel Town struggling to keep a stranglehold on the whole pie!

Shortly after landing on Canuck turf, Obama thanked supporters who trekked stateside during the elections last fall to work on his campaign.

I expect the folks he was referring to - in part consisted of a handful of "snowbirds" - retirees who migrate south each year to escape the bitter-cold winters.

After all, for half-of-the-year, this sector of Canadian Society is inclined to be mindful of the way Uncle Sam is running things during the duration of their cozy stay at their properties in Florida and other states in that region of the country.

Of course, Barack was probably singling out a number of draft dodgers, no doubt, who took flight to escape the draft during the Vietnam War and tricky Dick's rein of terror.

Most, have since become legal residents of Canada since.

The Government sponsored an amnesty program a couple of decades ago - much like the one the U.S. Government implemented in 1986 - to resolve the long-standing issue of illegal aliens within Canadian borders.

As to the current war?

Although I was residing in the U.S. when the Iraq War broke out, I felt very proud of my countrymen - and Government - when the decision was made not to go full-throttle and get involved in the "Imperialist Occupation" of that Nation.

Likewise, I gave my full support when Canada refused to become part of the "Star Wars" fiasco many years ago.

To some, Barack is probably a bit of an oddity.

Yes, Prime Minister Trudeau opened the "immigration" door wide a couple of decades ago.

And, today - because of it - Canada is a multi-cultural Nation.

But, when I was a boy, things were quite different north of the border.

I was raised in an all-white neighborhood, and attended district schools that were - likewise - entirely Caucasian in make-up.

The balance of race wasn't planned that way - truth of the matter is - there weren't many blacks residing in Canada during that era.

In fact, it wasn't until I attended Humberside High in the West End of Toronto as a teen, that I came into contact with a multitude of students with multi-cultural backgrounds.

In fact, one of my first new friends at Humberside - Shaheen - was a lively boy with dancing eyes - who hailed from India!

For the most part, Canadians are a generous kind-hearted people.

But, if you're an American visiting one of the major cities - Toronto, Ottawa, Vancouver - you'll probably notice right-off-the-bat that Canucks are bit reserved and that they mind their own business.

Years ago, when I first moved to New York City, I always withdrew like a shrinking violet when strangers on the street - and die-hard New Yorkers in general - would get right up in-my-face.

And, ask frank questions, that would be considered rude in Canada.

Questions like - "How much rent do you pay" - are strictly verboten.

I guess it's a carry-over from the English Empire.

Politeness, giving people space, respecting privacy - yup - all Canadian traits.

Gosh, in view of that, I can't help but wonder.

How well did Barack and Harper get along?

Obama, if there were tense moments, don't blame yourself!

Harper is quite a conservative - an old-stuffed shirt - if you ask me.

Yes, time we had some young blood in politics in Ottawa.

Justin Trudeau, are you interested in carrying the torch?


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2nd Annual Tattoo Convention & Music Festival...top-notch tat artists, music, seminars & more! Feb. 20th - 22nd....


Starting today, the 2nd Annual Musink Tattoo and Music Convention Festival revs up at the Orange County Fair & Event Center.

Last year's event attracted more than 15,000 attendees.


Also, over 200 tattoo artists participated, including legendary tattooers Juan Puente, Jack Rudy, Nikko Hurtada, Kari Barba, Rick Walters, Clay Decker, and many others.

The Used, Tiger Army, and Steel Panther - three renowned bands, also performed live!



This year, bands slated to tear up the stage, include The Rocketz, Danzig, Winds of Plague, Atreyu, Manic Hispanic, Far, Story of the Year, Rev. Horton Heat, and Throwdown.



A highlight of the pop culture extravaganza, will be a handful of seminars focusing on the art of "Tattooing".

Here is a sampling:

How one dollar can change your life forever (Seth Ciferri)

In this Seminar, learn tips and tricks to tune and trouble-shoot your problem machines, from long time Tattooer and Machine Builder Seth Ciferri.
After a 9-year hiatus from seminars Seth returns to share his experience and vast know-how involving the tools of our trade.

You will need to bring one or two machines that run poorly, and materials for taking notes.

Saturday February 21st
11 am - 1:30 pm
Ticket: $301.00


Prima Color Theory (John Montgomery)

John Montgomery will be discussing color theory and techniques of what he calls "Alla Prima" style tattooing. Color blending in the skin and in the tube to achieve all the tones and effects so sought out in newer tattoo styles. John will cover machine set ups, supplies and reference.

This will be a very open and honest discussion of today's tattooing & techniques.

Saturday February 21st
2 pm - 4:30 pm
Ticket: $50.00


Black and Grey Seminar (Big Gus)

One of the "Masters of Black & Grey" tattooing, Big Gus let's you inside his head.

Find out what it takes to learn the techniques in perfecting your application to get the best black and grey possible. Be sure to bring 3 of your best tattoo pictures from your portfolio for Big Gus to constructively critique to learn tips that will take your tattoos to the next level. Learn the difference in the material you use from inks to needles!

Sunday February 22nd
1 pm - 3:30 pm
Tickets: $100 (includes guide book)


Location:

Tattoo Convention & Music Festival
OC Fair & Event Center
88 Fair Drive, Costa Mesa map

Tickets: $25 (daily) $65 (weekend pass)

http://www.ticketmaster.com

See 'ya there!





Tiger Woods...ready to hit the green! Arizona bound...



The word out of the Tiger Woods camp is that the sports giant is ready to hit a few balls down the green again.

The news perked up an otherwise dismal week for many on courses around the country.

Since Woods has been laid-up recovering from an injury, Golf matches have suffered a noticeable slump in attendance.

Now, Sports enthusiasts are jumping for joy.

"Tiger is the most charismatic golfer. And, the best golfer ever," one seasoned pro stated matter-of-fact to upbeat newsies scrambling for tid-bits to report on in upcoming sports page features.

Tiger is slated to appear at the PGA Tour next week in Arizona where he will compete in the World Golf Championships-Accenture Match Play Championship.

Already, the upcoming Tiger Woods matches are being much-ballyhooed and considered must-attend Golf events.

On ESPN this morning, Woods noted the time-off during the healing process was quite enjoyable.

"I've enjoyed my time at home with the family and appreciate everyone's support and kind wishes."

The proud father beamed when asked about his kids.

"Elin and our new son Charlie are doing great."

The tournament will be his first event to compete in since winning the US Open last June at Torrey Pines.

Shortly after the US Open, Tiger underwent surgery to reconstruct the anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee - which, ultimately - ended the season for him.

Woods also had stress fractures in his left tibia, injuries that undoubtedly affected him during the challenging US Open win.

PGA Tour Commissioner, Tim Finchem, jumped on the green-light from Woods.

"We received confirmation today that Tiger Woods has committed to play in next week's Accenture Match Play Championship in Tucson, Ariz."

Woods will be included in the 64-player field which begins play February 25 at The Ritz-Carlton Golf Club course in Marana, Arizona.

"We are delighted that Tiger is returning to competition and look forward to watching him compete next week."

Woods is not unfamiliar with the territory.

The affable golfer has won the Accenture Match Play Championship three times.

Last year, in fact, he beat Stewart Cink 8 and 7 in the 36-hole championship match.

Tiger has seven top 10's of his nine starts at the Accenture Match Play Championship.

Woods is scheduled to face Brendan Jones in the opening round on Wednesday unless a golfer steps forward and withdraws from the event.

Go get 'em, Tiger!


Thursday, February 19, 2009

Facebook...terms of use changed in wake of protests!


When FACEBOOK announced in a press release the other day that terms of use at the interactive social hub were being changed - and that content on the web site would be viewed as the property of the site providers - a thought crossed my mind.

"Oh, oh! Folks ain't gonna like that."

Curiously, over the past few days, I haven't heard a peep out of a multitude of Facebook-savvy "friends".

Have they been holding back on their "secret passionate thoughts" for fear FACEBOOK staff will squirrel 'em away for future posterity?

On the heels of that startling news - and the uproar that erupted thereafter on the blogosphere and throughout civilized parts of the known world - FACEBOOK did an about - um - face!

Chief Executive Mark Zuckerberg assured concerned FACEBOOK members that the company was revising its policies this week in respect to the "Governing Document" which dictates the terms of use.

Feedback from the 170 million or so users at the trendy Internet watering hole is welcome, the pimply-faced CEO was quick to note for the record.

Some breathed a sigh of relief.

A content of a post on Zuckerberg's blog - during the throes of the controversy in recent days - disturbed die-hard fans, after all.

The chief's pollyanna attitude - "just trust us" - didn't fly with many!

But, there was a silver lining to the whole fiasco.

In the aftermath of the avalanche of protests, FACEBOOK has taken up the arduous task of zealously crafting a spirited "Bill of Rights" to facilitate the sharing of information in the future.

"We need a license in order to help share information with your friends, but we don't claim to own your information."

The way the unexpected "take over" of data came down - and was summarily abandoned by virtue of a hasty retreat - remains highly suspect to a posse of industry-insiders.

Harvard Professor Harry Lewis - who teaches in the field of Computer Science - was in accord with analysts who opined on the issue.

"People will have legitimate suspicions until they see the result."

Something tells me - no matter how the issue is ultimately resolved by FACEBOOK - that Big Brother is still watching.

Welcome to an Internet version of George Orwell's 1984.





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Proposition 8...Supreme.court will hear arguments to repeal March 5th!





When Proposition 8 (gay marriage ban) passed in California - supporters of the right for gays to marry - sprang into action.

Activists staged raucous highly-vocal protests in the streets which came close to turning into full-scale riots.

Meanwhile, in the trenches, foot soldiers tried to ferret out the names of individuals and businesses who donated funds in support of the anti-gay marriage initiative, so that their homes and businesses could be picketed.

Indeed, a cat & mouse game has persisted.

Supporters of Prop 8 filed a lawsuit in California Courts asking bench warmers to issue a directive that the names of contributors be kept private, for instance.

Legal counsel challenged the constitutionality of the State's Political Reform Act and urged the court to take action on the grounds that donors were being harassed and that some had received death threats.

In essence, Prop 8 supporters were seeking extraordinary relief (and a protective order) from the Courts.

The act, passed in 1974, requires campaigns to reveal personal information on people who give more than $100 to campaigns. The law is intended to prevent money laundering and other illegal campaign activities.

The long and short of it?

Prop 8 supporters were not only asking for "special treatment" - but making a pitch to the court to be exempted from the law - as well.

A Judge did not find their arguments meritorious, however, so he dismissed the case.

Not to be out-maneuvered, anti-prop 8 supporters proceeded to lodge a lawsuit specifically drafted to effect a repeal of Proposition 8, if granted by the Justices in the High Court.

Oral arguments are set for March 5th.

The lawsuit argues that Prop 8 severely alters the California Constitution's quarantine of Equal Protection to minorities because the rights of a minority - in this case the fundamental right to marry - cannot be eliminated by a simple majority vote in an election process.


The court is expected to hand down a decision ninety-days after the hearing in March.

Meanwhile, bodies continue to be strewn about the Prop 8 battlefield.

This past weekend, for instance, former President Bill Clinton was forced to face the wrath of anti-prop 8 supporters when he appeared at the Manchester Hotel in San Diego on Sunday to give a speech.

The owner of the Hotel donated $125,000.00 to the Prop 8 cause.

Rather than cancel his speaking engagement (and run the risk of losing a $100,000.00 fee), Clinton opted to go ahead with his well-orchestrated plans in California.

After-the-fact, Fred Karger at "Californian's Against Hate", was in touch with Clinton's "people" - who swore up and down that before the engagement took place - Clinton made a good-faith effort to switch the venue to another when it came to his attention that the Hotelier supported a cause he has gone on record as being opposed to.

In fact, this past week - after the sting of the highly-publicized protests in the media damaged his name and reputation around the country - the slick politician went so far as to urge that Proposition 8 be repealed!

To me, it was a lot of Monday morning quarterbacking, and I'm not buying it.

If the State Bar Association was unable to switch locales - Bill, if he had an ounce of ethics - should have bowed out of the commitment whatever the consequences.

Meanwhile, the hotly-debated issue rages on.

I'm betting that the High Court will overturn Prop 8.

What then?

Mormons and their supporters will try to oust the Judges (who repealed Proposition 8) come next election.

Then, they'll take a shot at it again.

Yeah, Mr. Smith would be proud.

Those Utah zealots are some Christians, eh?





Mother...memories indelibly etched in my mind!




Occasionally, I flash back to my childhood.

One memory of my Mother - though tucked away in the dusty recesses of my mind - remains the Saintliest!

I recall her lovingly washing my wee body in a basin of sudsy lukewarm water as I splashed about and squealed in delight.

In another precious moment she cradled me in her arms as she sang a popular tune of the day.



You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away

The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms.
When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken
And I hung my head and cried.

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy, when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please, don't take my sunshine away


To this day, I imagine, she was not only singing out those heartfelt thoughts to me, but also to my dear father, Victor, who had just passed away.

J.M. Barrie once said:

"God gave us memories that we might have roses in December."

 

Sarah Palin...owes back taxes! Told 'ya so...


When Sarah Palin first breezed into Washington during the highly volatile presidential race last year, bloggers rubbed their hands with glee!

The frigid Alaskan's stance on the environment, gay marriage - and a myriad of political issues - were so off-the-wall that the wild fodder was inclined to fuel enough tawdry tales to spin into the blogosphere ad nauseam until the next political fool sauntered into the Republican landscape.

At that time, I noted in one post that - in addition to gracing her lithe little beauty Queen bod with fashions funded from her political party coffers - that it was alleged, too, that the wily broad wrongfully billed the Government for expenses with the specific aim of pinching a greenback or two here and there.

Well, contrary to the cries of foul from her supporters, it has just been announced that the little spitfire engine - that couldn't - did cheat on her taxes at the expense of the public purse.

In a nutshell, Palin must pay back taxes on expenses she charged the state while living in her home outside of Anchorage instead of at the state capital.

According to state policy and federal tax laws, per diem payments must be treated as income.

Palin conveniently failed to acknowledge this glaring fact when she filed her return.

Commissioner Annette Kreitzer (Department of Administration) has confirmed the Vice Presidential hopeful's unscrupulous attempt to avoid payment of tax.

Emphasis on "Vice".

The feisty little upstart from the frozen north collected nearly $17,000.00 in per diem payments before she was named McCain's running mate in the 2008 political race.

The expenses were racked up when Palin spent three hundred nights at her home in Wasilla (with the 1st Dude, presumably) - and commuted forty miles each day to her Anchorage office - instead of taking advantage of living quarters provided for in the Governor's Mansion in Juneau.

Don't feel too badly, Sarah!

There's an Obama administration pick on Capital Hill right now who got caught neglecting to fork over scads of bucks to Uncle Sam, too.

Maybe you should have warmed up to old big ears instead of that war-monger born with the silver spoon in his mouth.

'Ya live and 'ya learn, eh?


Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Oscars...Hugh Jackman & Beyonce to tête-à-tête! Zak Efron saunters on stage...



Fasten your seat belts, you're in for a bumpy ride tonight!



The rumor around the town the past few days is that Oscar producers have been trying to keep the identities of celebrity presenters and stage performers under wraps so that their glitzy walk-ons will be a surprise to viewers when they tune in on Sunday night.

But, this is Tinsel Town - after all - and the walls have Obama-sized ears!

In addition to hosting the little Gold man's big bash this year, hunky stud Hugh Jackman is allegedly slated to trip-the-light-fantastic under the flood lights with pop chanteuse Beyonce!


And, with the specific aim of rustling up nubile young blood in a bold-faced effort to boost ratings among the teeny-bopper set this year, the producers have hired on Zak Efron and Amanda Garrett (High School Musical) to showcase a catchy ditty or two at the 81st Annual Awards Show.

An insider whispered in my ear there will be close-up shots of the heart-throb's sensual eyebrows.

They're not waxed, 'ya know!



Mamma Mia stars will warble an upbeat tune or two, too.

Yup, quite a few in-the-closet dancing Queens in the audience in at the Kodak, will be tapping a foot or two when the musical hits ratchet up the night's festivities.

Who knows, maybe Pierce Bronson will toss in the Bond tuxedo image and squeeze into spandex pants and silk shirt, and twirl a tad with Meryl Streep in the wings.

One thing is for sure, though.

A well-trained actor or two will get all tongue-tied on stage come acceptance-speech time (and summarily make a fool of his-self) and jokes that writers half-expected to gag viewers will undoubtedly fall flat as Jamie Curtis' chest.

But, if die-hard Academy Awards fans are lucky - there may be a wardrobe malfunction or two - to keep the gossip-mills generating hot air balloons around the blogosphere for months on end.

Even so, at the end of the no-tinsel-unturned 3 1/2 hour show, Oscar devotees will be switching off their flat wide-screen high-definition sets, and wondering aloud.

Is that all there is?

'Til next year, anyhoo!


Hugh babe, ready for 'ya!

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Kramer vs. Kramer...Robert Benton (Director) & actor Justin Henry appear at screening in Beverly Hills! Production crew screws up...


The man - who appeared for all-the-world a country gentleman in a casual sport coat and slacks, salt 'n pepper hair, and a neatly-trimmed beard - was knowledgeable, charming, and witty.

His name?

Robert Benton - director of the Oscar-nominated feature film - Kramer vs. Kramer.

Last night, Mr. Benton and Justin Henry (one of the actors who starred in the film opposite Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep) appeared at a screening on the 30th Anniversary of the initial release of the film which has just been overhauled and re-mixed for a much-ballyhooed release on DVD this week by Sony.

Unfortunately, a production crew hired to capture a Q & A on-camera for future posterity when Kramer faded to black last night at the Fine Arts Theatre, screwed up royally.

For example, after Benton and Henry took the stage, incompetent members of the crew continued to futz with camera angles and sound snafus - much to the annoyance of film buffs - who shook their heads in disbelief as the unprofessional workers bumbled and stumbled their way through.

Meanwhile, the director (!) of the on-site shoot frustrated matters when he continued non-stop to interrupt the proceedings on stage without rhyme or reason.

In addition to the blatant incompetence of the documentarians on hand, the host hired to field questions appeared to be suffering from the same "me" syndrome.

In fact, on occasion, he was downright insensitive to his guests.

For instance, while the technical problems (!) were being sorted-out (for over an hour and a half before I departed in disgust with a raft of other disgruntled film buffs) Mr. Benton chose to answer a few questions from the audience to avoid a lot of dead air in the cozy movie house.

On one occasion, just as the insightful director was about to offer up a juicy tidbit about Hoffman, the high-strung host cut him off and shouted out into the footlights below:

"Have 'ya got a mic yet for the folks asking the questions?"

Then, he turned back to his gracious guests, oblivious to his unprofessional behaviour .

When Benton gave the punch line for his amusing anecdote, he lamented to his crew in a bit of an aside:

"Gee, I guess we should have gotten that on tape."

Do 'ya think?

Staff toiling at the Theatre were a bit "off" and lacked manners.
For instance, when filmgoers arrived and took a detour into the confectionary for snacks, servers acted rudely.


"Do you have a ticket?" one gruff young man barked.

No, I was invited," the guest politely responded.

"Well, do you have a copy of the e-mail?"

The person in question was invited by the owner of the Theatre - Michael S. Hall - and was a little unnerved at this juncture.

Mike, hire some decent staff, will 'ya?

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot!

All unpleasantries aside, the night was very entertaining; after all, Mr. Benton was a great storyteller, who lucidly recalled dusty old memories from thirty years ago at whim, much to the delight of everyone in attendance.

Originally, Dustin Hoffman turned down the project, he chuckled.

Not to be rejected so easily, Benton asked Hoffman's "people" to give some feedback.

Benton felt that if the actor could point a finger at holes in the script (adapted from the best-selling book) that perhaps he could rewrite it to the satisfaction of the actor.

After a handful of rewrites, and some judicious editing, a polished script was handed over to Hoffman's handlers for consideration.

Lo and behold, as fate would have it, word came back that Hoffman would meet with Benton for lunch on location in London at the world-famous Inn on the Park.

Why not, he mused?

"At least we'll get a free trip to England out of the deal even if we're rejected," he quipped.

The audience roared!

Once he arrived at Hoffman's Hotel, he spied Dustin in a small tea room just inside the lobby.

"Oh oh," he thought to himself, "We're going to get a handshake and a polite brush-off."

On the contrary!

According to the Maitre d, the main restaurant was "booked solid", so Hoffman would have to sup elsewhere with his celebrated guest.

Hoffman assumed his perch near the front door until the filmmaker arrived - and once greeted - proceeded to lead Benton up to his suite where he immediately committed to the project.

"I've always felt we should have given that Maitre d a commission," Benton cackled.

There were some stumbling blocks for Meryl Streep, too.

Although her star was on the rise, the respected actress was relatively unknown to many power-brokers in Hollywood.

The producers originally wanted to go with an actress with established box office appeal.

In spite of that reality staring Benton in the face, Meryl was invited to test for the part.

"When I saw the footage, I thought it was the worst cold-reading I'd ever seen," Benton softly noted to the rapt audience last night.

"She just sat there. And, sat there. Doin' nothing."

But, after reflecting on the scripted material and "Joanne's character" - particularly in respect to the opening scenes - the director suddenly realized her interpretation was exactly right!

"She didn't try to give a grand performance to impress us. She did what was appropriate for that scene; moreover, she had authority, which impressed me."

Understandably, I was awestruck by Robert Benton from the get-go.

Indeed, the man is not only a talented intuitive director - capable of drumming up solutions outside of-the-box - but one who is open and sensitive to the needs of his players.

For instance, a pivotal point in the film takes place when Meryl's character is on the witness stand.

It dawned on Benton one day that a speech he wrote was "written" by a man and from a male (or husband's) point of view. So, to combat the dilemma, he approached Meryl one day and asked that she rewrite the dialogue with the ultimate aim of better expressing a female sentiment in her own words.

"She nabbed it, too."

Streep's inclusion of the phrase - "I'm his Mommy" - was right on the money, asserted Benton.

"That is what a mother would say."

Benton also chose to shoot the scenes in sequence.

Undoubtedly, that was a costly aspect of the filmmaking process on Kramer vs. Kramer.

Producers usually schedule the shooting of scenes and the grouping of actors to be as cost effective as possible.

Benton took this route to ensure Justin Henry - a child actor on his first film project - would not become confused.

Moreover, this out-of-the-norm approach, allowed for the young performer to settle into his character scene-by-scene naturally.

"Probably the best scene in Kramer was not written by me," he humbly admitted.

"A pivotal scene with the chocolate-chip ice cream was improvised off-the-cuff with Dustin & Justin."

Also, the director (who co-wrote Bonnie & Clyde, by the way) gave direction for young Henry to Dustin to pass on to the child actor playing his son.


"I wanted the authority to come from Dustin, his father, so that bond was established early on."

The amusing man noted that he chose Justin Henry to play the role over a posse of other young hopefuls because the little cutie demonstrated in a sort-of "bull" session one day during the audition process that he could "push back" at Hoffman.

"Actors are cast in weights," he theorized.

"If you put a heavyweight with a middle-weight, then the middleweight has a struggle to come up to the other level. Or, the heavyweight is forced to drop to the lower weight to match it."

Benton was adamant that Henry and Hoffman were of equal weight.

Henry squirmed a little in his seat at this point.

In a bold-faced effort to downplay his talent, he joked:

"Oh, I was just playing. That was all it was to me."

The seasoned professional wasn't buying any of it.

In the final analysis, Benton was quite a revelation last night at the Fine Arts Theatre in Beverly Hills.

If ever I have the opportunity to be on one of his sets - or the good fortune to be offered a part in one of his films - I'll jump at the challenge.

I'd be a better actor and man for it, I just betcha!



Robert Benton directing "Feast of Love"


The Superior Intellect...quote!



The Superior intellect is ever mindful
of the consequence of grovelling with fools



Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
Collection of Poems



Monday, February 16, 2009

Chalk Repertory Theatre uses strong-arm tactics & harassment to force press to use publicity materials & coerce good reviews!


When "All About Eve" first flickered up on the big screen decades ago, the back-stabbing high-stakes world of show business - and the theatre, in particular - became known to stage buffs near and far as a treacherous haven for bruised egos, badly-behaving Divas, and unscrupulous gold-digging glory hogs grasping for the brass ring in Hollywood.

Well, they surely lurk in the shadows at the Chalk Repertory Theatre company in my experience, at-the-ready to bite the hand that feeds 'em, and try their hand at playing Brutus!

Oh, what a classless troupe of nasty bast**ds!

For example, a few weeks ago I penned a couple of upbeat posts for the Hollywood Forever Cemetery to promote theatrical events at the staid Hollywood memorial park.

Shortly thereafter, one of the managers in charge of the resting place for a handful of Hollywood notables - Tyrone Power and Rudolph Valentino, for instance - zipped off a press release to notify me that a space renovated on the grounds - the Masonic Lodge - was going to house a new troupe to be henceforth known as the Chalk Repertory Theatre Company.

I was invited to attend a launch party where the "founding mothers" proceeded to gleefully toast guests and announce their first production of the season.

The staging of 3 Sisters by Anton Chekhov was going to be a unique theatrical experience, they promised!

Since I am always interested in promoting local Theatre Groups, Movie Houses down-on-their-luck, and other community-related events that warrant good press, I penned a beautiful post to help their project along and bring it to the attention of my readers.

When I attended the premiere, however, I was disappointed.

In fact, the production was so amateurish, that I was inclined to be kind and forgo on writing a review.

Then, something odd occurred.

Out-of-the-blue, a woman by the name of Elizabeth Liang contacted me by e-mail, made some wild allegations, and then proceeded to demand that I make edits to my promo post (which I found not only inappropriate, but unethical, and downright annoying).

In response, I politely informed the hair-brained twit, that I was not in the habit of handing the reins of editorial control over to any third party and rejected her menacing overtures.

At this point, the woman went off-the-handle and made a series of threats, so I blocked all future incoming e-mail communications.

In retrospect it appears that she was in "league" with the Chalk Repertory Theatre troupe who were not happy with the promo post because I did not facilitate the use of publicity materials provided by their PR person.

Tough ti**y.

Once it was evident that I would not budge, Ms. Liang and actors at the Chalk Rep troupe hatched up a twisted plot to undermine the blog post, force their will - and ultimately - try to damage my name and reputation with third parties.

On the premise that I was utilizing materials I was not entitled to for 3 Sisters, Liang and her red-neck ruffians, contacted Wordpress and made a number of false and misleading statements to turn the blog spot against me.

Unfortunately, the gentleman they contacted (Mark, who preferred not to provide a last name) didn't have much of an IQ and was unfamiliar with State & Federal Laws pertaining to the matters at issue.

Subsequently, he lamely jumped into the fray without checking the facts and proceeded to Violate my Rights and engage in wrongful illegal conduct, all to my damage.

In response, I zipped off an e-mail citing applicable laws (and arguments in support), and chastised him for engaging in such reprehensible irresponsible conduct that was in Violation of my rights.

At this juncture, "Mark" made some bald-faced claims - which sounded preposterous to me - and actually tried to throw the blame on an agency he claimed was basically above-the-law that he was bound to legally kow-tow to.

Needless to say, he whined in his e-mail that unless he took action he'd have to face liability.

Ha!

Within twenty-four hours, by virtue of his own conflicting statements and actions - and bolstered by incriminating evidence that was piling up the minute in my corner - I managed to establish that the silly moron misrepresented the facts and engaged in deceitful and dishonest conduct - and a nasty cover-up - to avoid blame for his wrongful illegal conduct at Wordpress.

I also pointed out for the record, that if what he said were true, I would have to take appropriate legal action to correct the obvious wrong.

After all, if something is broke - an intelligent individual doesn't ignore the problem - they try to fix it.

Of course, shrinking violets like Mark - without any ba**s to speak of - would prefer to just wimp out!

Notwithstanding the aforementioned, it was also obvious to me when the WordPress employee failed to provide vital information I requested that I was legally entitled to, that he was handing me a heapload of bullsh**.

Also, Mark openly and actively engaged in an ongoing conspiracy when he contacted the troupe at Chalk Repertory Theatre behind my back, and thereafter, secretly proceeded to do their bidding.

Once I put two and two together - and came up with skulduggery - I sent an e mail to Ms. Liang and advised her in no uncertain terms that if she continued to slander, libel, or defame me, I would sue for damages.

I also enlightened her to another serious reality.

Her conduct over the stretch of a few days amounted to threats and harassment; in view of this, I vowed to Ms. Liang that if she did not cease and desist, I would file a criminal complaint against her with Law Enforcement.

Then, something curious happened.

I began to receive a series of annoying anonymous e-mails as unknown individuals engaged in rapid-fire attempts to publish posts on my blog site in support of Liang and the theatre company.

From the nature of the content, it was obvious to any fool, who put the scurrilous individuals up to their outrageous disturbing conduct.

But, one message was the tip off.

In that communication, I was informed (again by an anonymous coward) that as long as there were good reviews of the production, no one would mind my use of the material originally objected to.

A-ha!

They were trying to coerce me into penning a glowing review!

I expect the evidence in my possession (saved for future reference) is sufficient to bring a criminal action against the parties on charges of coercion, implied threats, and attempted extortion.

After all, I do not respond well to threats, harassment, and intimidation tactics.

Needless to say, in view of the circumstances, I penned a review.

I don't expect it was the one Chalk Repertory Theatre was pining for, though!

Obviously, when you consider a comment an anonymous scoundrel tried to publish the afternoon the stinko run-down of their production was posted on my blog.

"You're a meanie," they lamented.

Ah, the Chalk Rep Theatre troupe and Ms. Liang don't know the half of it.
They fu**ed with the wrong person!

In view of what transpired over the past few days with demented Chalk Rep Theatre actors - and the diabolical Ms. Liang - I am inclined to refer to the production with a title that is more apropros under the circumstances.

3 C**ts, for instance.

To paraphrase a line from the musical Chicago:

"They had it coming."

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Medicinal Marijuana, dudes? Or, ball buster...



Has anyone noticed Arnold's balls are shrinking?



Whoa, dudes!

Have 'ya heard the latest medical news?

Researchers have determined that young males (ages 20 to 35) who are habitual pot-smokers are at high risk to develop testicular cancer.

The research was conducted by Fred Hutchinson Cancer Center in Seattle and the stats were downright scary!

The association between the two (age group and frequency of toking the evil weed) was strongest with nonseminoma which is a faster-spreading (more aggressive) subtype of the deadly testicular cancer.

Dr. Glen Justice, Director of the cancer center at Orange Coast Memorial Medical Center in Fountain Valley underscored a sobering point, too.

"It's not just that you develop testicular cancer, but you develop a worse type of testicular cancer."

A myriad of studies have been conducted to determine the impact of environment or lifestyle changes that could account for a 3% to 6% increase in the disease since the 1960's.

But, the one pertaining to marijuana use - just recently pursued - was the most intriguing.

Janet R. Daling was inspired to research the idea after determining that the testes, like the human brain, have receptors for tetrahdrocannabinol (THC) which is the chemical component of the marijuana high that appeals.

The researchers are still in a quandary as to why the associations were not seen in seminoma, so the studies will presumably continue.

So, dudes, which is more important to you?

Getting stoned or a lusty toss in the hay?


David Beckam...where are you? Get your a** back home!

Is the writing on the wall or what?



Well, it appears that the bloom is off the rose!

Has Beckham turned sour on the Golden State and the soccer team that scooped him up a couple of years ago in one of the most lucrative (and ballyhooed) sports deals in recent history?

As the hours tick away, it appears doubtful Galaxy owners will release Becks from his contract now.

In fact, end of last week, management announced to the press that their star soccer player (and King of media hype) will remain on these shores - in spite of Beckham's desire to hunker down in Italy - and despite frenzied hoopla over a recent stint with AC Milan that resurrected his career a tad.

No follow-up offer has been forthcoming from Milan, though, after Galaxy rejected their last low-ball offer.

The mid-fielder was particularly vocal this past week about jumping ship, after Italy helped spark his International career and made it possible for the thirty-something athelete to earn his 108th cap for England against Spain on Wednesday (which was a record for a non-goal-keeper).

Galaxy takes the position that they have been as gracious and courteous as possible to Becks as they could be, but insist, it is time to move on.

According to Tim Leiweke, President of the Galaxy's parent company, the ongoing drama has become a "distraction" and needs to be put to bed to satisfy sponsors, fans, and ticket-holders in the throes of purchasing season-tickets.

In the final analysis, owners are under the impression that AC Milan is just using David and Galaxy.

"We're not going to play that game anymore."

They're going to play ball, instead!



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Perez Hilton butches up act at Abbey! Off booze?

Perez in halcyon glam days!



I popped into one of hang-outs last night for a some upbeat music and lively chatter when I spied Perez Hilton smack dab in front of me as I nosed my way through the romantic courtyard towards the bar.

The celebrity gossip-monger was outfitted in a army flap-jacket (fatiques) which suited his trimmed-down frame to a "T".

And, under the flattering sensual light, his short "do" (sandy-brown with subtle blond highlights?) appeared less spikey and wild, too.

Trying to butch up his act?

In one hand he was toting a water bottle.

Off the booze, Perez?

Was the tall pretty stud at his mercurial side just a best bud or new main squeeze, I wonder.

On one occasion when he glanced my way, I was mystified by a curious light in his eyes.

A mischievous gleam, perhaps?

I'll have to cruise over to his site and check out what Tinsel town's celebrated court jester is up to this week.

Along with 3 or 4 other million capricious scoundrels, I expect!





Perez and "Teddy"

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Sunday, February 15, 2009

AFTRA...announces Smokey Robinson & Jeanne Cooper (Y&R) to receive prestigious Amee Awards! Biltmore Hotel gala event March 9th...





AFTRA announced on Friday that their Foundation will honor legendary recording artist Smokey Robinson, broadcaster Vin Scully, actress Jeanne Cooper, and voiceover artist Don LaFontaine at the AFTRA Media and Entertainment Excellence Awards (The AMEES), at a dinner gala event at the Millennium Biltmore Hotel in Los Angeles on March 9, 2009.

The AMEES recognize members of AFTRA (a national labor union of more than 70,000 performers, journalists, and other artists working in the entertainment and news media,) who have made a significant contribution to American culture.

The AMEES were created in 2003 to honor AFTRA members for excellence in their craft and their contributions to the fields of media and entertainment.

Proceeds from the 2009 AMEE Awards go to benefit the AFTRA Foundation - a separate and independent non-profit organization - providing support to charitable and educational endeavors sponsored by the entertainment Union

Long-time Singer-songwriter, Smokey Robinson, will be presented the AMEE Award for Sound Recordings.

Dylan once pronounced Robinson as America’s “greatest living poet."

The musical artist savors a dynamic career that has spanned over five decades.

Smokey also co-founded the Motown Record dynasty with Berry Gordy and created R&B legends such as "The Miracles". Their 1960 single - "Shop Around" - was Motown's first number one hit on the R&B singles chart.

Robinson wrote hit tunes for Mary Wells (My Guy) and served as The Temptations' primary songwriter and producer from 1963 to 1966 ("The Way You Do the Things You Do").

The acclaimed musician has received numerous awards including the Grammy Legend Award, Grammy Lifetime Achievement Award, an Honorary Doctorate from Howard University, and the covetted National Medal of Arts Award from the President of the United States.

Years ago, I acted in a small role on Young & Restless and crossed paths with Jeanne Cooper, who will receive The AMEE Award in Entertainment.

A consummate professional, no actress I know of, is more deserving of the honor.

Cooper recently celebrated 35 years as the grand dame - Katherine Chancellor - on the popular daytime soap opera.

In fact, Jeanne joined “Y&R” in its first season many moons ago.

The award winning CBS series, created by William J. Bell and his lovely wife Lee Phillip Bell, has been the #1 daytime drama for more than 20 consecutive years in the U.S. and is seen around the globe daily by millions of devoted fans.

During that time frame, the gracious actress has garnered nine Daytime Emmy nominations.

She nabbed the coveted prize in 2008 in the capacity of lead actress in a daytime drama series.

In May 2004, Jeanne was also honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the Daytime Emmy Awards.

Jeanne was honored with a star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1993.

Although her career began in film, Cooper is probably best-known for she numerous appearances on prime-time television series such as the "Playhouse 90," "The Twilight Zone," "Perry Mason," "The Untouchables," "Maverick,” and “Rawhide".

In addition to her busy schedule on Y&R, Jeanne acts as a national spokesperson for the Springboard Center in Midland (Texas) - a state-of-the-art comprehensive treatment center - serving individual and families affected by addictive disease.

Vin Scully will be presented with the AMEE Award in Broadcasting.

Vin’s 60th season as the “Voice of the Dodgers” is the longest of any current sports broadcaster with one team.

AFTRA reps note that the exploits of Jackie Robinson, Duke Snider, Don Drysdale, and Sandy Koufax - as well as the world championship seasons of 1955, 1959, 1963, 1965, 1981, and 1988 - were brought to life to millions of radio listeners as they unfolded before Vin's perceptive eyes.

In 1982, 32 years after he first became a Dodger broadcaster, Vin reached the pinnacle of his sparkling career when he was inducted into the Broadcaster’s wing of the National Baseball Hall of Fame as the Ford C. Frick Award recipient.

In addition to his Dodger broadcasts, the multi-talented broadcaster has called play-by-play for the NFL, PGA, as well as 12 All-Star Games and 25 World Series for Major League Baseball.

In 1995, Vin was inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame.

The “King of Voiceovers" - actor Don LaFontaine (who passed away on September 1, 2008 at the age of 68 ) will be posthumously presented with a special AMEE Tribute Award in Voiceover Artistry.

Don was the voice of ABC, CBS, NBC, Fox, UPN, TNT, TBS, and the Cartoon Network.

Mr. LaFontaine was the in-show announcer for the Academy Awards.

In addition, his distinctive voice has been heard in thousands of movie trailers, radio spots, and TV commercials (Chevrolet, Pontiac, Ford, Budweiser, McDonalds, Coke).

“Don will be fondly remembered by all of us who understand and appreciate that performers behind-the-camera give life and color to the stories onscreen,” observed National President Roberta Reardon.

“He was both busy and prolific during his 40-year career, and he always had time and a kind word for his fellow union members. He always supported his union. He will never be forgotten."

Don's wife and fellow AFTRA member - singer-songwriter and actress Nita Whitaker - will accept the award on his behalf at the Biltmore at the gala event in March.

Past AMEE recipients include Don Hewitt and his team of CBS on-air journalists (Ed Bradley, Steve Kroft, Dan Rather, Andy Rooney, Morley Safer, Lesley Stahl, and Mike Wallace), Susan Lucci, and Roberta Flack.

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