Saturday, January 24, 2009

Peter Bogdanovich...Cher a pain in a** says Mask Director at screening in Hollywood!


The 11th Commandment is never embarrass your employer, according to respected director Peter Bogdanovich.

That was one of a handful of nuggets of wisdom the personable down-to-earth creative visionary offered up to a captive audience last night at the New Beverly Cinema.

In fact - the director of classic hits such as "What's up Doc?" and "Paper Moon" - pulled out all the stops at a Q & A at the packed theatre (at times drawing on rich memories from a storied past) to illustrate a point, inject a bit of comic relief, or simply inspire an audience mostly populated by aspiring young filmmakers keen on his impressive body of work.

In fact, Mr. Bogdanvich should have been a stand-up comedian.

After all, the Hollywood legend's timing is impeccable.

His ability to conjure up the right turn of phrase to expess an idea - or ferret out the ironies of life at whim - is uncanny, too.

But, it was his honestly and straightforward shoot-from-the-hip manner that impressed me the most.

For instance, when I asked Bogdanovich if there was any one actor who stood out as problematic during the course of his career, he responded dryly in an almost aside.

"Funny you should ask that. Cher."

The audience roared.


Mask (in which Cher assumed the lead role) was screening next on a double-bill that showcased "Paper Moon" starring Tatum O'Neil and her real-life father Ryan.

"Cher was a pain in the a**," he quipped without skipping a beat.


In what respect, I asked, quick on the uptake.

"She had these suffering eyes. But, it was all self-pity."

Whoa!

But, clearly the iffy experience was not all based on personality issues.

When a fan asked Bogdanovich to elucidate his thoughts on the traditional method of shooting a "master shot", then going for massive coverage, he made a couple of insightful remarks.

Cher, he noted, had difficulty sustaining a performance for more than thirty seconds.

Oftentimes, he'd have to get the Pop Icon back on track because she tended to drift from the center of things.

"Cher, we're over here," he'd jibe subtly.

Ouch!

Actually, when the lights went down and the images flickered up on the screen, I noticed - for the first time - that scenes with Cher featured in 'em never lasted more than half a minute.

On the heels of this Diva trivia, Bogdanovich noted his preference for continuous shots.

"The camera should observe the players and never influence the audience."

In "Noises Off" - he proudly noted - a fifteen page sequence was shot continuously without one cut.

Filmgoers present roundly applauded the challenging filmmaking accomplishment.

Bogdanovich poignantly recalled that when he asked good buddy Orson Welles about continuous shots - verses a "master" and coverage - that the Citizen Kane director chuckled.


"It's what separates the men from the boys."

Bogdanvoich was quite close to Welles and often turned to film great for advice.

It appears, he was a mentor, of sorts.

Although the O'Neil/O'Neil starrer was being adapted from a book - Addie Pray - Bogdanovich was inclined to sift through old tunes of the era for a title he found more appealing.

"It's only a Paper Moon" struck a positive note when he stumbled across it.

"Paper Moon, that's it," he made a mental note to himself.

But, the Studio Execs "hated it".

Addie Pray was a bestseller, after all, and the studio needed the brand name recognition to push the project in the theatres.

The studio suits were adamanant.

"It has to be titled Addie Pray."

Frustrated, Bogdanovich called up Orson and asked what he thought of "Paper Moon".

"It's great.You don't have to release the movie at all, just the title."

He recalled creative and professional differences with the studios in respect to the making of the Mask, too.

Originally, Bruce Sprinstein offered up five or six songs about to be released on the new album, Born in the U.S.A.

Universal dickered over the matter, then passed on the soundtrack idea.

"It was all about greed, envy, ego - 'ya know - the seven deadlies," Bogdonovich asserted.

Well, what a mistake!

Bruce's album became the biggest hit of the season.

In addition, the studio cut two scenes - one which featured Cher's character singing "Little Egypt"with her son by a roaring campfire - and another where a handful of bikers lowered a dead compadre's motorcycle into the open grave to be buried alongside the owner.

"I was pissed," he lamented.

The film Universal turned out was depressing.

So, when Universal and Bogdanovich each arrived in Cannes to promote "Mask" that year, there were two press conferences.

At one, Universal plugged the cut version they stood behind.

In another bitter session with the press elsewhere, Bogdanovich screamed bloody murder that Universal had totally botched the project.

In addition to the scenes and songs that were cut, Bogdanovich was not pleased with the way the color turned out on the big screen, either.

"I told Laszlo Kovacs (cinematographer) that I wanted the picture sharp. And, the footage was great originally."

However, in spite of this, the studio allegedly keyed the color up about five points to give the project a more disney-like quality.

Bogdanovich thought the "look" sucked.

Eventually, after "Mask" made the rounds and ended its run, Bogdanovich engaged in rigorous talks with studio execs to package his own Director's "cut" (which was the version that screened last night to a discerning audience at the New Beverly Cinema) .

But, the whole process of editing that cut was problematic, from the get-go.

When he first approached the studio, the powers-that-be reported back that the negative copies for the scenes were lost.

"Can we use the positive cut," Bogdanovich asked innocently.

"Yes. But we don't have those."

I know, he laughed, "I stole 'em."

So, with a bit of cajoling and arm-twisting, the studio agreed to work with the positive cuts.

In fact, Universal spent $100,000.00 to clean up the scenes to Bogdonovich's liking.

Sprinstein also got back on board and offered up the tunes for free.
How could Universal balk in view of the fortuitous turn of events unfolding each day?

Subsequently, the Springstein hits were cleverly weaved into key scenes here and there throughout Mask, and have enlivened the sound track considerably.

There were many fond behind-the-scenes memories of "Paper Moon" with regard to actress Tatum O'Neil, as well.

After all, Tatum - unlike Cher - was a real trooper.

Because the end of act one in the script established the relationship between Mose and Addie, Bogdonovich pushed for (and got) continuous takes without cuts.

"She was eight years old and it nearly killed her. In spite of all those props to handle, and the tricky ongoing dialogue back and forth with Ryan, the kid pulled it off like a real pro. She won the Oscar."

The seasoned director chuckled when a fan asked about Madeline Kahn.

Bogdanovich chose to reminisce about an amusing scene between Kahn and Tatum set on a hill at the side of a quaint country road.

In a conversation in the picturesque rural setting, Kahn's character was supposed to use the word "tits" to get her frustration across. But Madelaine didn't want to use "that" word.

"What word would you prefer, " Bogdanovich queried.

"How about breasts?"

"Okay," he responded casually.

He didn't even argue the point.

On the first day of filming, the key elements of the scene were shot and put in the can.

In a turn-around the second day, the crew prepared to shoot the remainder of the footage, which featured the "offending" terminology for the female anatomy.

Just before shouting out roll 'em, Bogdanovich strolled up and whispered in Kahn's ear.

"Say 'tits' just one time, please?"

Then, he walked off without looking back.

When it came time to utter the unspeakable, Kahn pulled if off with surprising results.

"After she says 'tits' a divine laugh pops out."

And, the expression on her face was priceless, too.

"It was fresh. No takes or rehearsing. What we call a moment in motion."

I expect Bogdanovich has many techniques up his sleeve to get actors into the swing of things.

"When directing I am always connecting to acting. When acting, never connecting to directing."

Bogdanovich noted that in Kansas, he was not sure how Paper Moon would end.

But, loose ends - yet to be resolved - steered him in the right direction.

"In comedy, three is the magic number," he explained to the rapt filmgoers.

"There is the set up, then the pay off."

At the near-end of the shoot in Kansas, Bogdanovich suddenly realized that issues pertaining to "the" $200.00, a photo of the "Paper Moon" and Addie, and a broken-down truck - although set up earlier in the film - and not been "paid off".

Once the revelation befell him, it became a sort-of eureka moment!

At this juncture, the end scenario fell into place.

Peter Bogdonovich was born the son of immigrants fleeing from the Nazis.

His mother was descended from a wealthy Jewish Family in Austria, while his father was a humble painter and pianist.

Bogdanovich studied the craft of acting under Stella Adler when he was approximately sixteen years of age and went on to appear in TV shows that were proliferating in the new medium and on stage in summer stock.

His love of film blossomed when he was called upon to program movies for the East Coast's Museum of Modern Art (NYC).

Through that illustrious post, Bogdanovich was able to screen work of directors and film greats he held in high regard such as John Ford, Howard Hawks, and Allan Dwan.

He wrote for Esquire briefly and admits he was influenced by French critics of the day.

At one screening in Hollywood, shortly after a move to the West Coast, Bogdanovich was viewing a film when he discovered that Roger Corman was sitting nearby.

The two struck up a conversation.

Taken by the charismatic young man - Corman offered him his first important jobs directing for projects such as - Targets and Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women.

On record, Bogdanovich had this to say about his partnership with the director.

"I went from getting the laundry to directing the picture in three weeks. Altogether, I worked two weeks – preproduction, shooting, second unit, cutting, dubbing – I haven't learned as much since."

Films to date include The Last Picture Show (1971), What's up Doc? (1972), Daisy Miller (1973), At Long Last Love (1975), Mickelodeon (1976), They All laughed (1982), Illegally Yours (1986).


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Friday, January 23, 2009

Barack Obama...torture bill signed. Human Rights advocates applaud move...


Human Rights advocates are applauding three executive orders Barack Obama's signed into Law the first day in office.

On their face, the orders seek to close down the Guantanamo Bay detention camp, end the CIA's use of interrogation techniques that many in the civilized world regard as outright torture - and ultimately - shut down a network of shadowy overseas prisons where the dirty work of the intelligence agency has been carried out since the war in Iraq began.

Many Americans may recall viewing a shocking expose about the issues on Sixty Minutes last year which established wrongdoing on the part of the CIA.

The in-depth probe established that sly government agents registered a plane to a P.O. Box under a fictitious business name - and under the guise of being a private enterprise - flew alleged terrorists overseas to allies of the U.S. who were ready able and willing to torture the suspects to extract information.

The feature film, Rendition (a thinly-veiled account of the scandal) stirred up a lot of controversy, too, when it was released in theatres nationwide and pointed an accusing finger at the wrongful (and potentially illegal) activities of the CIA.

In that feature, Meryl Streep's character - a U.S. Official - uttered a line that resonated with hundreds of thousands of filmgoers here and abroad.

"Americans do not torture people."

No, they just farm the work out, to keep their hands clean.

Post: 10/11/07

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2007/10/renditionamericans-dont-torture-people.html

Although the executive orders ensure that the U.S. will break free from a Bush administration policy that has been highly criticized - and likewise brought a lot of scorn upon Americans - the new President has not addressed any of the particulars.

For example, no decisions have been made about what to do with the detainees when Guantanamo is shuttered for good.

In addition, sources note that in spite of the executive orders signed this week, the CIA appears to still have a bit of "wiggle room" in respect to methods used to extract highly-sensitive information from terrorists.

The surprisingly quick move on the part of Obama was based on his position that the "executive orders" reflected an understanding that dates back to the Founding Fathers.

"We are willing to observe core standards of conduct not just when it's easy, but also when it's hard."

As John Adams astutely noted:

"People and Nations are forged in the fires of adversity."



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Thursday, January 22, 2009

Hello Kitty...Mac launches color cosmetics collection! Feb. 13th...


When I popped in to MAC Cosmetics to check out the Dame Edna line last week, a pretty young saleslady whispered in my ear that the Hello Kitty collection will launch at the Las Vegas outlet on February 13th (and Nationwide).

Yes, amid a swirl of intrigue, MAC joined forces with Sanrio Global Consumer Products to create a "Hello Kitty" color cosmetics collection.

"MAC has been mining pop culture since the brand was founded," asserted John Demsey, group President of the Estée Lauder Cos. Inc.

"This is a sexy and innocent fashion line. A true MAC moment. In these times, everyone can use a little fun and a little Kitty."

James Gager, senior Vice President and creative director of MAC Worldwide added that the idea was a "no brainer".

"We cater to people who love to play with makeup."

Like moi?

"They had never done makeup before and I was certain that all those women who already own a bit of Hello Kitty would also want to own branded makeup," Gager gushed enthusiastically.

"We are thrilled to partner with a brand that shares the vision of offering an innovative, authentic and transforming experience to our loyal fan base,” piped in Janet Hsu, President of Sanrio.

Janet Hsu is President of Sanrio.

Sanrio is well-placed in the market.

Obviously, worldwide retail sales of licensed products for 2007 was estimated at a staggering $5 billion.

So, what is the big fuss about?

For starters, it is important to note that "Hello Kitty" - although assumed to be a cat - is actually a girl who "speaks from the heart".

And, she's a pop Icon, collected by millions of adoring fans.

Ironically, she doesn't have a mouth!

"Still, she’s going to sell a lot of lipstick," the savvy business exec conjectured.

For those involved with the launch at MAC, Hello Kitty embodies many things.

"The ultimate beauty icon," noted Jennifer Balbier, who develops products at MAC.

"Hello Kitty is sweet and sexy, slightly edgy, and appeals to a wide range of customers. We wanted to reflect that through a sweet side."

In order to accomplish this, Balbier first conjured up a bit of whimsy by creating a palette of pinks for the spring launch.

Special make-up flourishes followed in keeping with the character.

"We incorporated glitter eyeliners because she loves anything that twinkles. Then, we took the coral and hot pink theme and whipped up a pretty poppy-colored blush," added Balbier.

To complement the line - a plush doll, purse mirror, and three-brush collection - will be available at MAC stores, Nordstroms, and the Mac web site sometime in the near future.

"A mirrored key clip, beaded bracelet, tote, and soft vanity kit have been designed to animate the counter presentation and create an entire Hello Kitty world at retail," Gage excitedly added on an upbeat note.

Perfection...quote!


I tried to be perfect
In an imperfect world

Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
Collection of Poems

Barack Obama...photo reveals darker side! Gotcha...


The photograph on the front page of the Los Angeles Times capturing the 44th President at his desk the first day in office was a little disconcerting.

On the campaign trail - at election rallies and while on the road pursuing his American "dream" - the paparazzi snapped poignant stills of a smiling thoughtful man who resonated ripe leadership qualities.

Today's image was startlingly different.

The lens has uncannily captured a smug - almost prissy - Barack as he exchanged a few words with a Number 1 lapdog.

Am I misreading the photo, or is Obama assuming a noticeable air of superiority?

Is the Prez looking down on his right-hand man at the White House - Chief of Staff - Rahm Emmanuel?

And, the curious aura Obama projects is a telling one.

"I'm in charge now. So, fu** 'em," appears to be the message the head honcho is communicating.
In the final analysis, it appears that there are mysterious facets of Barack Obama's personality yet to be revealed.

As the Office of the Presidency makes demands, takes its toll, and - ultimately - tests his mettle, I expect new aspects of the man's true nature will spring forth as shining revelations.

James D. Miles once opined:

"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."

Barack Obama...2nd Oath-taking episode stupid!

Barack, never trust a wrinkly old white dude to get it right


If the incident over the "Oath of Office" is any indication of what is to come in the new administration, God help us!

Yesterday, when Justice Roberts was administering the "Oath", he inadvertently uttered the word "faithfully" out of sequence.

When the gaff rang out in the hushed hall, Mr. Obama hesitated for a moment before proceeding to follow Roberts' cue.

There was much speculation during the course of the day that the new President was keenly aware that the phrasing was incorrect - but out of respect for Justice Roberts - chose to recite the words "his" way.

Later, Obama was dogged by foes on the issue, in spite of his kindness.

On the heels of the snafu, there was wild speculation that in view of the botched proceeding, Obama's Presidency was not legit

What a load of hogwash!

It is the intent of the words in the "Oath of Office", that is of paramount importance, not how they are phrased or set forth in a ceremony.

Notwithstanding, Obama and his gang of young tax cheats and foundation-funding thieves, sprang into action and arranged for a second shot at the brass ring.

The first one was just a dress rehearsal, 'ya see?

High-powered lawyers were in accord with the idea of a repeat performance, too.

Understandably.

Crossing the "t's" and dotting the "i's" is a big bucks industry!

But, as luck (or fate) would have it, the second take was not without fault either.

All the President's brilliant young foils forgot to proffer up a Bible for Obama to swear on.

Although White House staff pooh-poohed the notion that Obama has yet to get it "right", the oversight is quite telling, isn't it?

In the final analysis, are the "Oaths of Office" taken by Barack Hussein Obama, binding in the eyes of God?

I find it ironic that the word "faithfully" was what tripped up Obama and is at the center of the controversy.

A Freudian slip, of sorts?

Yes, the little snafu hammers home a point.

Will the 44th President be faithful to "the people"?

Months from now, when voters get disillusioned and grumble about this 'n that (as they undoubtedly will, such is the nature of the beast) a handful will look back to that dark day yesterday and muse.

Was it an omen of what was to come?

Nancy Gibbs once said:

"For the truly faithful, no miracle is necessary. For those who doubt, no miracle is sufficient."


Oscar Nominations...few surprises! Nods to Button, Milk & Slumdog. Eastwood shut out, though...


There were few surprises when the Oscar nominees were announced bright and early this morning as the Nation struggled to survive an Obama hang-over from the night before.

"The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" garnered 13 nominations - some worthy - others not.

If you recall, "Benjamin Button" snapped up a gaggle of nods at the Golden Globes Awards, but walked away empty-handed at the end of the glamorous day.

There was at least one oversight in the Oscar run, though.

Clint Eastwood failed to nab any respect from the Academy for his acting chops in the newly-released drama, Gran Torino.

Pity that; after all, the down-to-earth actor's actor was deserving of a nomination.

Gran Torino represents a crowning achievement in acting after at least fifty fruitful years in the business.
(review to follow)

Speaking of male leads, nominees for Best Actor are Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler), Richard Jenkins (The Visitor), Sean Penn (Milk), Frank Langella (Frost/Nixon), and Brad Pitt (Benjamin Button).

Actresses nominted lead roles include Kate Winslet for a star-turn in "The Reader", fifteen-time nominee Meryl Streep for a stint in "Doubt", Ann Hathaway for her potrayal of an addict struggling with addiction in "Rachel Getting Married", Angelina Jolie as a distraught mother urging corrupt police to locate her missing boy in "The Changeling", and Melissa Leo as a desperate woman in "Frozen River".

The Academy is pinning their hopes on Hugh Jackman - sexist man of-the-hour - to inject new life into the Oscar celebration which is slated for broadcast next month on February 22nd at ground zero - the Kodak Theatre - in Hollywood, California.



Oscar Nominations

Best Picture

  • 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • 'Frost/Nixon'
  • 'Milk'
  • 'The Reader'
  • 'Slumdog Millionaire'

  • Best Director

  • Danny Boyle, 'Slumdog Millionaire'
  • Stephen Daldry, 'The Reader'
  • David Fincher, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Ron Howard, 'Frost/Nixon'
  • Gus Van Sant, 'Milk'

  • Best Actor

  • Richard Jenkins, 'The Visitor'
  • Frank Langella, 'Frost/Nixon'
  • Sean Penn, 'Milk'
  • Brad Pitt, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Mickey Rourke, 'The Wrestler'

  • Best Actress

  • Anne Hathaway, 'Rachel Getting Married'
  • Angelina Jolie, 'Changeling'
  • Melissa Leo, 'Frozen River'
  • Meryl Streep, 'Doubt'
  • Kate Winslet, 'The Reader'

  • Best Supporting Actor

  • Josh Brolin, 'Milk'
  • Robert Downey Jr., 'Tropic Thunder'
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman, 'Doubt'
  • Heath Ledger, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Michael Shannon, ' Revolutionary Road'

  • Best Supporting Actress

  • Amy Adams, 'Doubt'
  • Penelope Cruz, 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona'
  • Viola Davis, 'Doubt'
  • Taraji P. Henson, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Marisa Tomei, 'The Wrestler'

  • Best Animated Feature Film

  • 'Bolt'
  • 'Kung Fu Panda'
  • 'Wall-E'

  • Best Foreign Film

  • 'The Baader Meinhof Complex' (Germany)
  • 'The class' (France)
  • 'Departures'(Japan)
  • 'Revanche' (Austria)
  • 'Waltz With Bashir' (Israel)

  • Best Original Screenplay

  • Dustin Lance Black, 'Milk'
  • Courtney Hunt, 'Frozen River'
  • Mike Leigh, 'Happy-Go-Lucky'
  • Martin McDonagh, 'In Bruges'
  • Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon, Pete Docter, 'WALL-E'

  • Best Adapted Screenplay

  • Eric Roth, Robin Swicord, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • John Patrick Shanley, 'Doubt'
  • Peter Morgan, 'Frost/Nixon'
  • David Hare, 'The Reader'
  • Simon Beaufoy, 'Slumdog Millionaire'

  • Best Documentary Feature

  • 'The Betrayal'
  • 'Encounters at the End of the World'
  • 'The Garden'
  • 'Man on Wire'
  • 'Trouble the Water'

  • Best Original Score

  • 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • 'Defiance'
  • 'Milk'
  • 'Slumdog Millionaire'
  • 'WALL-E'

  • Best Original Song

  • 'Down to Earth,' WALL-E
  • 'Jai Ho,' 'Slumdog Millionaire'
  • 'O Saya,' 'Slumdog Millionaire'

  • Best Film Editing

  • Kirk Baxter, Angus Wall, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Lee Smith, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Mike Hill, Dan Hanley, 'Frost/Nixon'
  • Elliot Graham, 'Milk'
  • Chris Dickens, 'Slumdog Millionaire'

  • Best Documentary (Short Subject)

  • 'The Conscience of Nhem En,' Steven Okazaki
  • 'The Final Inch,' Irene Taylor Brodsky, Tom Grant
  • 'Smile Pinki,' Megan Mylan
  • 'The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306,' Adam Pertofsky, Margaret Hyde

  • Best Cinematography

  • Tom Stern, 'Changeling'
  • Claudio Miranda, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Wally Pfister, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Chris Menges, Roger Deakins, 'The Reader'
  • Anthony Dod Mantle, 'Slumdog Millionaire'

  • Best Costume Design

  • Catherine Martin, 'Australia'
  • Jacqueline West, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Michael O'Connor, 'The Duchess'
  • Danny Glicker, 'Milk'
  • Albert Wolsky, 'Revolutionary Road'

  • Best Sound Mixing

  • David Parker, Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce, Mark Weingarten, 'Benjamin Button'
  • Lora Hirschberg, Gary Rizzo, Ed Novick, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke, Resul Pookutty, 'Slumdog Millionaire'
  • Tom Myers, Michael Semanick, Ben Burtt, 'WALL-E'
  • Chris Jenkins, Frank A. Montaño, Petr Forejt, 'Wanted'

  • Best Sound Editing

  • Richard King, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Frank Eulner, Christopher Boyes, 'Iron Man'
  • Tom Sayers, 'Slumdog Millionaire'
  • Ben Burtt, Matthew Wood, 'WALL-E'
  • Wylie Stateman, 'Wanted'

  • Best Live Action Short Film

  • 'Auf der Strecke (On the Line),' Reto Caffi
  • 'Manon on the Asphalt,' Elizabeth Marre, Olivier Pont
  • 'New Boy,' Steph Green, Tamara Anghie
  • 'The Pig,' Tivi Magnusson, Dorte Høgh
  • 'Spielzeugland (Toyland),' Jochen Alexander Freydank

  • Best Animated Short Film

  • 'La Maison de Petits Cubes,' Kunio Kato
  • 'Lavatory - Lovestory,' Konstantin Bronzit
  • 'Oktapodi,' Emud Mokhberi, Thierry Marchand
  • 'Presto,' Doug Sweetland
  • 'This Way Up,' Alan Smith, Adam Foulkes

  • Best Makeup

  • Greg Cannom, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • John Caglione, Jr., Conor O'Sullivan, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Mike Elizalde, Thom Flout, 'Hellboy II: The Golden Army'

  • Best Art Direction

  • James J. Murakami, Gary Fettis, 'Changeling'
  • Donald Graham Burt, Victor J. Zolfo, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Nathan Crowley, Peter Lando, 'The Dark Knight'
  • Michael Carlin, Rebecca Alleway, 'The Duchess'
  • Kristi Zea, Debra Schutt, 'Revolutionary Road'

  • Best Visual Effects

  • Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton, Craig Barron, 'The Curious Case of Benjamin Button'
  • Nick Davis, Chris Corbould, Tim Webber, Paul Franklin, 'The Dark Knight'
  • John Nelson, Ben

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    Wednesday, January 21, 2009

    Cheating Death...quote!


    God blessed me with all the breaths that I need
    So, to try to cheat death
    Would be an exercise in futility
    Julian Ayrs
    Divine Grace
    Collection of Poems

    Go Green Expo...Eco-friendly show! "Doors" tribute @ Molly Malones...Jan 21st @ 8:15 p.m.



    The annual "Go Green Expo" roars into town once again much to the delight of environmentalists around the sunshine state.

    To spark up the Expo this year, there will be a pre-event musical performance on Wednesday, Jan. 21st at 8:15 p.m. (tonight)

    Join members for an evening of Classic Rock - "Feast of Friends" - a tribute to the legendary "Doors".

    Currently, the band consists of original drummer Ty Dennis (who plays & tours alongside Ray Manzarek & Bobby Kreiger annually) and Matt Katz-Bohen (Blondie musician).

    The keyboards are managed by Chad Dinzes (Green Expo producer) while the pipes (lead singing) are handled by Bradford Rand (CEO /Green Expo).

    Video clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS4HYtf0Fmg

    Location
    Molly Malones
    575 S Fairfax Ave, Los Angeles,
    CA 90036-3128
    Tel: 323-935-1577

    Info: http://MOLLYMALONESLA.COM

    As to the Expo itself, on behalf of LifeSource Whole-House Water, Ed Begley, Jr. - noted environmental speaker on the "green" trail - will be on hand to discuss Eco-Friendly issues.

    Other keynote speakers scheduled to appear include Mariel Hemingway (Healthy Living), Josh Dorfman (The Lazy Environmentalist), Nigel Baker (NYC Show), and Ashley Van Dyke (Green Race Car Driver).

    The much-anticipated event kicks off on Friday at the Los Angeles Convention Center, but only on a "Business-to-Business" basis the first day.

    The weekend program (open to the general public) features over 200 fascinating Booths & nifty Exhibits to sift through, specialists chatting up their pet projects in the green arena, a handful of Eco-Film presentations & more!

    Sat: 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.
    Sun: 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

    Reserve Space: 212.655.4505 (ext. 255)
    Tickets & Info: www.GoGreenExpo.com


    Location
    Los Angeles Convention Center
    1201 South Figueroa Street
    South Hall J
    Los Angeles, CA

    Did you know?
    The Los Angeles Convention Center is the first convention center in the U.S. of its size and age and the first L.A. City Building to be awarded Leed Green Building Certification for existing Buildings by the USGBC.


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    Whole Foods...security guard pee* on toilet seat & fails to flush!


    Just as I was about to slip into the men's room for a tissue to blow my nose at Whole Foods at the corner of Santa Monica Boulevard and Fairfax, a towering well-built Afro-American security guard dashed in ahead of me and locked the door.

    Obviously, appearances are not always right on the mark.

    In his spiffy well-pressed uniform, the average-looking rent-a-cop gave the impression he was a well-mannered educated individual with a modicum of class.

    But, when he exited the men's room a few moments later, the image was shattered!

    As I sauntered into the bathroom to take a whiz, I was aghast.

    The guard not only urinated on the toilet seat, but neglected to flush as well.

    Indeed!

    Inside the bowl, a nasty neon-yellow shade of pi** stared back at me, and just about turned my stomach.

    Eugh!

    Did the lad's parents forget to potty-train or was the little stinker born in a barn?

    I just betcha he didn't wash his hands, either.

    As Henry Fielding once noted astutely:

    "Handsome is that handsome does."



    Barack Obama...National Prayer Service for the elite?



    When I flipped on the boob tube bright and early this morning, CNN was in the midst of broadcasting a prayer being offered up to - Barack Obama, his wife Michelle, and their children - in a Church ceremony rife with a lot of pomp and circumstance.

    At one point, I was startled to spy a caption at the bottom of the screen which read in plain script:

    "National Prayer Service is by invitation only."

    Oh, God is exclusionary now?

    Well, at least Reverend Jeremiah Wright, Jr. wasn't entertaining the masses with one of his wild and woolley Sermons!

    Praise the Lord for that, at least!


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    Tuesday, January 20, 2009

    Chalk Rep Theatre..."Three Sisters" production to star Ricardo Antonio Chavira of Desperate Housewives! Feb 1st premiere causes buzz...

    When I received an invite to the premiere of "Three Sisters" - an upcoming stage production of the renowned Chekhov play - I was enthused about the project from the get-go for a couple of reasons.

    The drama is generally cast in a traditional bent - but in the instant case - the director has taken an adventurous departure from the norm.

    In Chalk Rep's adapted version, Asian-American actors will take on the challenging roles in a thought-provoking dynamic sure to conjure up a riveting night of entertainment on stage for theatre-goers.

    At the center of the traditional Russian tale, the Prosorov family members are being played by Joy Osmanski, Jennifer Chang, Aileen Cho, and Feodor Chin.

    And - "Desperate Housewives" actor Ricardo Antonio Chavira - appears in the lead role of Vershinin.

    The cast is soundly rounded out by an adept ensemble cast which includes: actors Tony Aguilar, Tony Amendola, Corey Brill, Tom Carey, Owiso Odera, Teri Reeves, Adam Smith, Richard Tanne, and Eva Wielgat.

    In the director's notes, Larissa Kokernot remarks:

    Three Sisters is a play about a family who is crippled by nostalgia, unable to move forward under the weight of their past."

    Notwithstanding the dramatic twist in the scheme of things in respect to casting, the production is also being staged in a rather sacred space (the Masonic Lodge) amidst the old-world charm of the legendary Forever Hollywood Cemetery.

    Just a scant few weeks ago, I attended the launch party for the Chalk Rep Theatre group, which was founded by five multi-faceted ladies.

    Post: 12/18/2008

    http://ijulian.blogspot.com/search?q=chalk+rep+theatre

    On that occasion, the founding "mothers" elucidated their thoughts on the potential of the spanking-new theatre company surviving in carefree sunny California where the tinsel and glamor of Hollywood has normally - until now, anyway - been the major thrust for aspiring thespians breaking into the business.

    Indeed - the human dynamos chatted up enthusiastic guests about their vision for the future non-stop that delightful evening - between sips of thirst-quenching cocktails, lively banter, and mouth-watering treats hand-baked by the homespun gals.

    And (in-between hosting duties) the troupers managed to rustle up seed money that very night, so convincing were they in their pledge to enliven and enrich the local theatre community.

    Break a leg, ladies!

    Previews 8 p.m.
    Friday January 30th
    Saturday January 31st

    Opening night 7:30 p.m.
    Sunday, February 1st

    Regular Stage Performances (thru Feb. 22nd)
    Fridays: 8:00 p.m.
    Saturdays: 2:00 p.m. & 8:00 p.m.
    Sunday: 7:00 p.m.

    (11 performances in total)

    Location
    Masonic Lodge
    The Hollywood Forever Cemetery
    6000 Santa Monica Blvd
    Los Angeles, CA 90038

    Preview tickets: $20
    Regular seats: $30.

    Pay What You Can: Sunday Feb. 8th

    Tickets: http://www.ticketweb.com/
    Info: 866-468-3399


    *Half price student rush tickets & Military discounts available at door one hour before curtain.

    Chalk Repertory Theatre is dedicated to presenting classical and contemporary plays in unconventional spaces around Los Angeles. www.chalkrep.com




    Gift of life...quote!


    The gift of life
    is life's gift
    With the wisdom of a sage
    Savor each precious moment


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    Divine Grace
    Collection of Poems

    Barack Obama...bid for change speech falls on deaf ears at Stock exchange. Dow drops 300 points...


    In spite of the fact thousands braved a wintry blast on Capitol Hill today - to warm-up to the 44th President's promise of "change" for Americans across the Nation - the stock exchange turned a cold shoulder.

    Same old, same old?

    After hearing the new President's inaugural address, investors went back to selling stocks - promptly sending the major indexes down sharply - according to New York Times newsies who have been monitoring nervous markets in recent days.

    "Traders on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange paused at times to watch the inauguration ceremony and President Barack Obama's remarks, but the transition of power did not erase investors' intensifying concerns about the struggling economy," one reporter astutely noted.

    At the close of the day, the Dow Jones Industrial average plummeted more than 330 points (about 4 percent).

    Elsewhere on the economic front, Standard & Poor's 500-stock index fell 5.2 percent.

    Does this telling turn-of-events bode well for middle America's great white hope, Barack Obama?

    News at 11!


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    Barack Obama...large turn-out hinders newscaster efforts. Port-a-potties good sound barriers...


    Thousands braved the bitingly cold Washington weather this morning to witness the swearing in of Barack Obama as 44th President of the United States.

    There were a number of familiar faces in the crowd - Steven Spielberg and former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor - for instance.

    The turn-out was so large that disc jockeys complained on morning talk shows that when their newscasters called in to broadcast their assignments, the noise level was so high around 'em that their voices amounted to mere mumbles.

    One platter-slapper joked that their reporter was inclined to take refuge in a port-a-potty in a sly effort to muffle the hub-bub a tad - and likewise - beat out the competition hindered by the same exasperations.

    Under his breath, I expect he was muttering:

    "It's a shi**y job, but someone's got to do it."

    At the inauguration ceremony just after high noon, Michelle Obama held the bible, as her husband was sworn in.

    Then, Mr. Obama stridently spoke his first words as President of the United States.

    "Starting today, we must pick ourselves up, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking America."

    Mr. Obama was scheduled to meet Congressional leaders and other dignitaries at a luncheon in Statuary Hall after the swearing in.

    That formality was to be followed by a review of the troops, his first as commander-in-chief.

    A round of formalities will fill out the Barack roster until late in the day, I expect.

    At which point, Michelle and her hubby will finally rest their weary heads behind White House doors.

    In the Lincoln room, perhaps?




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    Las Vegas...Clifford, the Big Red Dog & friends at Discovery Children's Museum!


    This past weekend, a delightful exhibit for children opened in Las Vegas at the Lied Discovery Children's Museum, featuring Clifford "The Big Red Dog" and his friends.

    Visitors to the library museum will not only have the opportunity to get better acquainted with Emily Elizabeth and all the residents of Birdwell Island (featured on the top-rated PBS show) but also take a gander at a number of "paws-on" adventures presented during the course of the run.

    Info: 702.382.3445

    For an interactive experience with Red Dog Clifford or one of his pals right now, just click on the link below.

    http://www.ldcm.org/

    Anyone taking a trek over to the library should be mindful that a few of the employees at the facility have a bit of an attitude problem, though.

    For instance, if you arrive just shy of library hours, a pudgy security guard will step outside the front door and bark at you to move to the "edge" of the property until the doors swing open.

    Yeah, the man has a stick up his butt, that's for sure.

    A tall black security guard - generally on duty throughout the day - also tends to scowl at patrons of the library which can be a little disconcerting to well-mannered individuals.

    The man is a pussy, though.

    I witnessed him gossiping with a female librarian and another wimpy security guard one morning last week.

    'Ya know, bitchiness is not a good quality in a man.

    Also, two middle-aged ladies at the reservation desk are bit uppity!

    For some inexplicable reason, the two bleach-blonds are under the mistaken impression that they're a couple of classy dames.

    On the contrary, they're both snotty, and tend to look down on visitors to the library with great disdain.

    If an employee has all the personality, charm, and intelligence of a worm - obviously it is not a good enough reason - to can someone at the Las Vegas library.

    Pity!

    I'm sure there a number of qualified individuals who are unemployed right now who would appreciate a good-paying job the aforementioned bozos are hogging to the detriment of the public at large.




    Sunday, January 18, 2009

    Las Vegas...festive partying in streets! Americans letting off steam...


    Judging by the wild party atmosphere rampant last night at the Fremont Street Experience, it appears that Americans have been chomping at the bit to let off a little steam!

    In front of Binion's Casino, for instance, enthusiastic music-lovers swayed to the jazzy upbeat sounds of soulful sax player Carl Ferris. (Post: 01/16/09)

    And, at one point, a handful of exuberant bystanders were inclined to spontaneously slip into the spotlight alongside the charismatic musician, and break into a funky dance move or two.

    Others sipped on exotic cocktails or guzzled a beer (bartenders served up quite a few non-stop in oversize containers shaped like a football) as they strolled along the strip to catch all the action.

    As a feisty gang of motorcycle enthusiasts stood around the gold-colored "Globe of Death" waiting for the "Riders of the Thunderdome" to perform their death-defying feats, slightly-tipsy guests at the Golden Nugget tossed beads from a 2nd floor balcony to fun-loving revellers who grovelled for the shiny baubles below.

    Probably, the funniest moment for me occurred when three boys - about 7 - 8 years old - lifted up their shirts teasingly in a bold-faced effort to entice a string or two their way.

    There was quite a diverse turn-out, too.

    Young lovers in romantic moods held hands and smooched openly in the packed street without a care in the world alongside elderly couples out for a night stroll.

    Quite a few married couples, with wee tots in tow, also braved the tangled exuberant masses on Fremont, to catch the entertaining street performers, too.

    I even spied a few members of the military maneuvering their way through the crowds, in full dress uniform.

    Fleet's in!

    The upbeat crowd roared approval every hour on the hour when the fantastic "light show" sprang to life on the world's biggest wide screen on the planet overhead.

    And like me, sighed a little, when the warm and fuzzy awesome eve came to an end.

    But, the party is not over yet!

    Tonight, the dare-devil bikers will perform in two closing shows.
    (8:15 p.m & 10:15 p.m.)

    World-renowned acrobats from Tangiers will wow the tourists & locals once again on Stage 1.

    And, the scintillating sax sounds of Carl Ferris, will touch souls under the romantic canopy.

    See 'ya there!






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    TMZ...Harvey Levin t-shirt! If it fits, then wear it...



    As I strolled along the Vegas strip amid throngs of tourists partying heartily over the long weekend, I spied a t-shirt at one of the outdoor flea markets that gossip-monger Harvey Levin would feel comfortable in!

    It read:

    "I like boys with big toys."

    Now there's some titillating dish for 'ya, eh?


    Las Vegas...Golden Gate slogan hits funnybone!



    As I trotted into the Golden Gate Casino to snap up one of my favorite appetizers - Shrimp Cocktail (99 cents a shot with a player's card) - I caught sight of a promo for the delectable treat which made me laugh out loud.

    It read:

    "The best tail in town."

    You betcha!
     
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