Saturday, January 17, 2009

Las Vegas...deep-fried oreos at Mermaids! Tropical Margaritas for 99 cents...






At Mermaids, pretty hostesses gussied up in Carmen Miranda-style outfits, greet dudes (and dudettes) on a pub crawl with a string of festive rainbow colored beads and offer up a ticket for a cash draw.

This hole-in-the-wall watering spot may be a bit of an eyesore, without much innovation in the slot-machine department, but tourists in-the-know are sauntering into the funky bar to throw down some cash for a handful of delectable finger foods and cheap drinks.

The deep-fried oreos - though packed with a zillion calories and artery-clogging trans-fats - are a big hit for those with a sweet tooth.

I gobbled one down and was ready to cough up 99 cents for an encore performance in spite of the waistline consequences.

I expect the deep-fried twinkie is just as wicked!

As the old TV slogan used to taunt:

"Bet you can't eat just one!"

Another favorite is the chocolate-dipped banana (frozen).

Yummy!

For those looking for a traditional snack over the holiday weekend - who are stifled by a tight budget - the "All American Hot Dog" at 99 cents (plus tax) is sure to squelch any craving for mouth-watering food without breaking the bank.

Then, wash it down with a 99 cent Margarita.

Strawberry is the hot flavor right now among the locals.

And now, for a little slot play on the penny machines.

You know what they say, watch the pennies, and the dollars will take care of themselves.




Las Vegas...Queen light & sound show tribute dazzles tourists at Fremont Experience!


The sky turned pitch black, a bolt of lightning zig-zagged across the night heavens, and a crack of thunder sent shivers up and down the spine.

Should Vegas tourists dash for cover before wild torrential rains descended upon 'em?

Naw.

The stormy outburst was simply an intro - albeit a spectacular one - to an awesome light & sound show on Fremont Street paying tribute to the legendary rock band "Queen".

A montage of captivating images - juxtaposed with the words and music of the gargantuan hit - "We are the Champions" - kept a rapt audience in thrall on the packed street below.

An earlier presentation - built upon a Classic hit - "American Pie" - was just as mesmerizing.

In fact - when shots of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King were seamlessly spliced with images of the turbulent sixties - the visual montage broke free from the realm of entertainment and transformed into a powerful social and political statement that truly reflected the era.

The overhead canopy - which is billed as the largest wide screen on the planet, was constructed in 1995.

Fremont Street officials boast there are not only 12 million LED lights firing up the screen nightly, but up a rousing 550,000 watt sound system to rock your world, too.

In addition to the must-see VIVA VISION extravaganza - which pays tribute to top-notch recording artists - a myriad of stage performers entertain tourists nightly for free.

When you consider that a handful of the local bars on the strip offer up drinks at bargain-basement prices (99 cent Margaritas, for instance) and snacks at cost (All American Hot Dogs at Mermaids are $1.07 with tax) that makes the Fremont Street experience a destination nightspot for naughty boys (and girls) out on a budget.

See 'ya there!

Friday, January 16, 2009

Las Vegas...Riders of the Thunderdome wow rapt audiences at Fremont Experience! January 17th - 18th



Uptown, tourists are coughing up big bucks to catch a glitzy stage show or two in one of the Hotel Casino theatres on the strip.

But, the adventurous few who strike out on their own to the Fremont Street are in for quite a thrilling adrenalin rush, too.

Last night, for instance, the "Riders of the Thunderdome" were wowing rapt audiendes with dare-devil tricks that defied belief.

Imagine a golden globe (the globe of death) 15.3 feet in diameter - crafted in wire mesh - and not 1 - or 2 - but an astounding 3 motorcylists maneuvering their high-performances bikes "inside" the globe at hair-raising speeds!

Wild! Thrilling! Heart-pounding feats!

The manager of the motley crew wistfully recalled that he honed his skills for over two years before taking a risky grasp at the golden ring - er - globe.

"It takes a lot of guts even for a seasoned driver," one spectator noted.

After all, one false move, and it could be uncertain death!

The rag-tag bikers are performing through Sunday January 18th.
(2 shows nightly)

Free!
(Standing room only)






Carl Ferris...glorious sax playing nightly at Fremont St. experience!


The sensual notes drifted up to my open window and lured me out in the street below - where throngs of delighted music fans were being treated to the soulful sounds of savvy sax player - Carl Ferris.

Ferris (aka Carl "safe sax" Ferris) is a regular performer at the Fremont Street experience who appears nightly on the strip with a lot of music in his heart and a humble hat in hand.

Unlike many who toy with an instrument to rustle up a few bucks for a square meal a day, Ferris is truly a masterful musical artist, surely on his way.

I just betcha folks will be snapping up his CD's in the near future and shelling out big bucks to catch him perform LIVE one day at the Hollywood Bowl or Carnegie Hall.
The sky is the limit, if you ask me!

For now, saunter up to the strip and treat your ear to song stylings that will not only lull you into a warm and fuzzy state - but likewise - touch your very soul!

Info: www.safe-sax.com





White Pine Fire & Ice Show...Ice Sculpting Competition! Fireworks Train...



For those of you who hanker for some frolicking in the snow - and an opportunity to craft a sculpture in ice - head on out this weekend to Cave Lake State Park to participate in the White Pine Fire & Ice Show.

1st prize: $1,000.00
2nd prize: $500.00
3rd prize: $200.00

In addition to the fun-filled ice escapades, there will also be a festive party to celebrate the oldest running train (Engine #93).

The highlight of the event will be two dazzling fireworks displays set ablaze on board the train by skilled pyrotechnic artists.

Saturday Jan. 17th (6:30 p.m.)
Sunday Jan. 18th (9:30 a.m.)

Catch you there!

Info & Registration Forms: cavelake@mwpower.net
White Pine County Tourism & Recreation Board: 800.496.9350



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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Jewish Film Festival (Las Vegas)...Fanny Brice doc a highlight!


Years ago I met a pretty young lady in Manhattan who was the great niece of actress Fanny Brice.

In her NYC digs, she prominently displayed a couple of antiques once owned by the legendary stage performer who appeared in the Ziegfeld Follies.

Of course, her uncle was Ray Stark, the producer who brought the intriguing Brice story to the silver screen starring Barbara Streisand.

This week, the Jewish Film Festival kicks off on Saturday January 17th - with the documentary "Making Trouble" - which focuses on Jewish women who broke comedy barriers in theatre, film, and and television - of which - Ms. Brice was one

Tickets: 702-341-7512

The festival is produced annually by the Desert Space Foundation as well as the Jewish Community Center of Southern Nevada.

Funding is also raised through grants from the Jewish Federation in Las Vegas, the Nevada Arts Council, and the National Endowment for the Arts.

Cinemark Theatres is also a generous sponsor.

According to the Festival organizers:

"The Las Vegas Jewish Film Festival utilizes the art of film to provide cultural enrichment, promote community collaboration, engage the unaffiliated, and offer educational education outreach to the Jewish and non-Jewish community by enhancing awareness and appreciation of Jewish identity, history and culture.

In addition to the "Brice" documentary, there are several other celluloid offerings worth catching for those who aren't inclined to trundle off to colder climbs to take in the Sundance film fest underway back east.

Some highlights include:

January 18th (1 p.m.)

Praying with Lior
The acclaimed doc focuses on Lior , a rabbi's son with down syndrome, preparing for bar mitzvah.

Valley Outreach Synagogue
Info: 702-869-0190

4 p.m.

My Mexican Shivah
In Mexico city, a dysfunctional Jewish family observes a seven-day mourning period for their patriarch, by sharing stories, secrets, conflicts and rivalries.

Chabad of Southern Nevada
Info: 702-804-1333

January 19th (1 p.m.)

Au Revoir Les Enfants
Director Louis Malle's award-winning 1987 drama - inspired by his own experience at a Catholic Boarding School during World War II - focuses on a friendship between two boys (one French and the other Jewish) who are hidden from the Nazis by the friars who run the school.

Adelson Educational Campus (free)

JANUARY 22 (7 p.m.)

Strangers (South Point)
At the World Cup finals in Germany, an Israeli man and a Palestinian women meet and find themselves drawn into a passionate love affair.

Congregation Ner Amid
Info: 702-733-6292

January 24th (7 p.m.)

Nina's Journey
An award-winning fact-based Swedish drama about a woman who - imprisoned with her family in a Warsaw Ghetto - escapes to the Aryan side and masquerades as a gentile.

Nevada Governor's Advisory Council on Education (Free)

The festival runs through January 25th (with one screening on Feb 1st) at various venues around Las Vegas.

Tickets are $10 except for those advance-posted as free.

Info: http://www.desertspace.org/film_festival/index.html



Dame Edna...MAC cosmetics promotion boosting sales!


I was scurrying through the retail thoroughfare in the lower levels of the oh-so-opulent Caesar's Palace, when I glanced up and was amazed to find myself staring into the face of that bodacious babe, Dame Edna!

MAC recently launched a cosmetics promotion - starring the outrageous lady from down-under - in outlets around the country.

"The brand consists of lipstick, rouge and nail polish. Mac will feature the products until they run out," a pretty young sales woman noted when I queried her about the novel line.

Dame Edna is a popular show gal who tours regularly - known particularly for her infamous naughty chit-chats with rapt audiences during her side-splitting performances - wherever she appears on the glitzy entertainment circuit.

According to her bio, she was born Edna May Beazley in the rural city of Wagga Wagga.

Her stage career began humbly enough when she first sauntered into the glare of the spotlight on December 19th in 1955 - as Mrs. Norm Everage (just an average Australian housewife) - from Moonee Pondsa (Melbourne).

The Dame swears that the lilac-coloured hair she is known for is au naturel.
Yes, she's a blue-haired lady!

Ubiquitous diamond-studded cat-eye glasses are also her stock in trade.

She traverses the globe - kibitzing non-stop with crusty old world leaders - as she jet-sets between her luxury residences in London, Sydney, Los Angeles, Switzerland and upper crust Martha's Vineyard.

Allegedly, Dame Edna is a friend and confidante of the Queen.

Elizabeth, silly!

Now that a few of her beauty secrets are out-of-the-bag, can a juicy (insightful) tell-all be far behind?

News at 11!



Las Vegas...blood-smeared towel subtle message from mob?


My stomach turned when I strode into the bathroom this morning to take a shower and I spied a towel neatly folded on the rack with blood smears on it!

Eugh!

Was this an ominous warning from the "mob" to take caution when criticizing the methods of the goons who man security at a handful of the Hotels around Las Vegas?

Post: 01/13/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/01/las-vegas-boundnot-fitzgerald-hotel.html

Just maybe, it was simply an oversight on the part of a maid with poor vision?

Or, in the final analysis, a sign that quality control is pretty much non-existent at the Hotel that was once famous for introducing poker to the glitzy Vegas strip?

If I saunter back to my suite later and find a horse's head nestled snugly between the sheets, I expect that will be the tip off, eh?






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Wednesday, January 14, 2009

The View...hell hath no fury!


After a brouhaha erupted over the air waves last night - on the heels of a nasty cat-fight which busted out on the View earlier in the day when writer Ann Coulter made an appearance on the incestuous gab fest - I was reminded of an old truism.

Hell hath no fury like 5 women scorned, eh?




Las Vegas...a fashion plate? Who knew...



Think of Sin City, and the desert oasis will undoubtedly conjure up images of gambling, booze, and broads.

But high fashion?

For the most part, the strip has been known to be rife with tourists in comfy colorful shorts, Hawaiian shirts, and ubiquitous flip-flops.

'Til now, that is.

Lost in thought one day, I strolled off the Casino floor at Caesar's Palace, and ended up amidst a handful of tony haberdasheries in the cavernous lower levels of the gambling house.

At Gianni Versace, exquisite silk dress shirts beckoned from one corner of the aesthetically-pleasing shop.

And, from another, finely tailored suits caused me to squeal in delight.

The moment recalled a scene in the Great Gatsby.

As Daisy (Mia Marrow) rummages through her lost love's walk-in closets, she is overcome with sensory overload as she takes in the spoils his fabulous vulgar wealth.

I was curious about the Vegas scene.

"Aren't folks pretty casual here," I queried the salesman.

"Oh, no," he responded quite emphatically.

"There is a great fashion sense here. Sales at this location are only second to the Los Angeles outlet," he noted somewhat proudly.



























At John Vervatos, the focus was more on individual style.

The trend tended toward monochromatic color schemes - in black and grey - for instance.

And, dress shirts tended to be sparked up with enticing motifs etched on lush enticing fabrics.

A high-quality leather jacket (cut at the waist) - with fashion flourishes like zips and snaps - was even paired with a dress shirt, chic tie, and designer slack - for a decidedly daring "look".

A posse of jackets were crafted in blends with a metallic futuristic look to 'em.

At Bernini, I gasped when I spied a white linen jacket dangling on the rack.

Pure heaven to the touch!

A great wardrobe choice for lunch dates under a lazy mid-day sun or the cocktail hour where the man-about-town is sure to impress with the right accesssories to match.

At Ermenegildo Zegna, the saleswoman was pushing shades of white, pink, and sand.

A Royal Blue dress jacket crafted in lightweight cashmere was a knock-out.

Zegna pays a lot of attention to the finer details when crafting the clothing in their factories in Italy, Switzerland, and Spain.

Fans of the celebrated designer may take a gander at the Spring/Summer collection which is featured in an eye-catching catalogue that has been published in slim book form.

Models were flown to the "pink city" - Jaipur - for the photo shoot.

The exotic locale was the perfect backdrop for Zegna's stunning offerings this season.

When I strode into DKNY (sweaters in sheer fabrics feel great on bare skin), a young salesman noticed the Zegna catalogue in my hand and excitedly queried me about it.

"I want one. It's great for the coffee table."

Undoubtedly!

If you hotfoot it over to one of Zegna's many retail outlets, maybe a bit of sweet-talking will nab 'ya one.

Say Julian sent you!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Las Vegas bound...not! Fitzgerald Hotel Casino security guards harass guests...



On the heels of a program the Tourism bureau launched to rustle up travel to "Las Vegas", security guards at Fitzgerald's Hotel Casino have managed to sabotage the promotion by engaging in reprehensible conduct that is scaring travellers away!

Sources have reported that unsavory-looking security guards have been following slot-players around the gambling floor at whim - and on occasion have not only demanded I.D. - but unlawfully detained the unsuspecting victims in the process.

And, more often than not, the victims have been treated in a rude and insulting manner by these "pigs".

When complaints were made to Hotel Management, employees at Fitzgerald's Casino showed little remorse for the reprehensible conduct, which has angered a number of regular visitors to the city.

One irate gambler noted that when he was stopped - singled out, if you like - the shake-down gave onlookers the impression that he was some kind of criminal, or at a minimum, that he had engaged in some-kind-of wrongful conduct which resulted in unwarranted harassment at the hands of the bonehead guards.

Obviously, these losers are rejects from the police academy with psychological problems, who swear by a badge and a gun to assert their manhood.

Dudes, a gun is no substitute for a long stiff di**.

Get therapy, quick!

When calls were put into Hotel management to register complaints, staff at Fitzgerald's tried to toss the blame on the security company.

But, the truth of the matter is, the Casino is responsible because they hired the wild cavalier rent-a-cops without proper screening.

And now, there will be hell to pay.

Notwithstanding, because Fitzgerald's Casino is private property - staff are under the mistaken impression that a guest's rights are left at the door along with the U.S. Constitution and the law of the land - the Bill of rights.

In fact, when I put in a call to a Manager - "Stacy" - she shrugged off the complaint issues.

She harped it was a silly complaint - in spite of the fact the guest(s) in question were not only stopped and harassed - but demeaned and thoroughly humiliated in front of bystanders witness to the shocking events.

Obviously, the woman is not only ignorant about rights issues, but suffers from a low IQ.

I find it ironic that at a time when City officials are wringing their hands over a dramatic loss of business in sin city in recent months - that employees at Fitzgerald's are hastening the exodus from the desert by touting heinous conduct that is not only wrongful - but flies in the face of the right of an individual to be treated with fairness, dignity and respect.

Vegas bound?

Not until the Fitzgerald - and other Hotels who engage in similar reprehensible conduct - change a barbaric policy that can no longer be tolerated in a civilized community.


Monday, January 12, 2009

Golden Globe Awards...Surprises! Shut-outs! Glitz! Slumdog's mighty bite!




























High profile celebs dazzled the excited red-carpet gazers, actor Heath Ledger won a prestigious award posthumously, and jaws dropped when Sting pranced on stage in a bizarre fashion-victim get-up.

By the time the glitter settled on the walk of fame, the popular hit - "Slumdog Millionaire" (the little film that could) shut-out "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button", "FROST/NIXON", and "Doubt" in four categories: Best Film, Best Director, Best Screenplay, and Best Score.

After interviewing Simon Beaufoy (Full Monty) and Danny Boyle at the premiere of the run-away hit a few weeks ago at the AFI Fest, I have been inclined to root for both since.

After all, Beaufroy is a charming down-to-earth man deserving of the honor.

And, Boyle is not unlike an excited kid with a new toy, still intrigued with the wonder of the potential of the medium of film.

For the most part, the women sashayed along the red carpet in simple chic gowns, with a touch of understated jewellery to spark up their fashion flourishes.

There was an exception with Eva Mendes, though.

Her over-the-top frock ( swept up on one side) appeared to have been jolted by a gale force wind. Even still, spectators were wowed by a stunning diamond necklace which drew attention to her graceful neck.

The males tended to go for dark suits and ubiquitous bow ties - a number of which - needed tweaking. Some were a tad floppy, or too wide, or just downright stingy when it came to fabric (and individual flair).

When it came to the male peacocks, stand-outs included heart-throb Leonardo Di Carpio (at ease in a tasteful black suit & skinny tie) Colin Farrell (spiffy in a dark ensemble which included a vest and properly-knotted cravat) and, believe it or not, Tom Cruise.

Mr. Cruise took a risk with a black tuxedo-style jacket with wide satin lapels and matching slacks and pulled the look off admirably.

In contrast, when Sting strode on stage, jaws literally dropped.

A three-quarter-length boxy-style jacket - skirt-like in appearance and teamed up with a sparkly shirt underneath open at the neck) - conjured up a hideous fashion disaster.

An English gentleman run amok in Frederick's of Hollywood?

Kate Winslett was positively stunning in a strapless black cocktail dress, as was Drew Barrymore in a pretty feminine gown in a distinctive pastel shade which complemented her fresh complexion.

There was a buzz in the room when Renee Zellwegger floated on stage in what can only be described as a witchy apparition.

For starters, fabric pulled unpleasingly at stress points (there were a few).

Worse still, her bodice played beek-a-boo with her unmentionables underneath which was very tacky! tacky! tacky!

There were also a number of side-splitting awkward moments when the camera panned in on unsuspecting guests, too.

In one shot, Leonardo Di Carpio was focused somewhere a thousand-miles away.

A penny for your thoughts, Leo!

Sally Field appeared to be laughing at two earnest young presenters trying to get it "right" at the podium until a friend pointed out she was on air.

With little aplomb, she half-turned and waved, with a slightly sheepish look on her face.

Yeah, we like you! We really like you!

Highlights of the night?

Mickey Rourke rolled off the ropes at long last and landed a knock-out punch in the acting arena which garnered him a Best Actor prize.

Kate Winslett faced an embarrassment of riches - Golden Globes for her roles in "The Reader" and "Revolutionary Road" respectively.

Laura Linney snatched up a Best Actress Award for her role in the mini-series John Adams, which rustled up some elation in this corner.

I've been loyally following Laura's rising career since she first appeared in one of my primo favorite cable shows "Tales of the City".

Comments that got laughs?

One actor quipped that he would never sleep with 200 female Foreign Press Correspondents again.

"Too many wispy beards."

Ouch!

Aaron Eckhart, responding to queries about his role in Dark Knight, laughed:

"It was great to be in a film people actually saw."

What about Erin Brockovich, dummy???

Tina Fey won for 30 Rock, and took the golden opportunity to give the finger to Internet critics who have been razing the funny-lady throughout the novel Sarah (who?) Palin impersonations in recent days.

"Suck it," she gleefully shouted at the camera as she held her statuette high and proud.

In an inspirational moment, Steven Spielberg took the stage to received a tribute for his life's work in the form of the Cecil B. DeMille award.

Martin Scorsese, a buddy since Film 101, stood on the sidelines humbly - and if I am not mistaken - actually shed a genuine tear or two.

For some inexplicable reasons, the camera crew didn't shine a light on it.

Some moments are too precious for celluloid intrusions.




 
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