Saturday, October 27, 2007

Quentin Tarantino...Edgar Wright. Surprise appearances at Shaun of the Dead!!



I was finishing up touches on a "Tribute" to Herbie Hancock, when I noticed an e-mail communication wormed its way into my mailbox.

Regency Theatre apologized for the short notice, then proceeded to jog my memory about a midnight screening of the horror film - "Shaun of the Dead" - later in the evening.

The mention of a potential surprise guest piqued my curiosity!

Although I was scheduled to attend the play - "Third" - at the David Geffen Playhouse, I surmised I could wangle a quick exit and head over to the Fairfax District to take in the cult film.

What the heck, I'd gulp down a couple of Red Bulls - if necessary - to get me wired!

For a back-up, I'd make a pact with a filmgoer in the seat astride me to give a nudge in the ribs, if I dozed off.

At the theatre, I plucked up my ticket.

As I grabbed a juicy hot dog - only a buck at the Regency - I casually asked the usher:

"Who's the surprise guest?"

The server's eyes went wide; then, he shrugged awkwardly.

Ah, had the Theatre enticed me into the turn-of-the-century movie house on a false premise, to rustle up late-nite tickets sales?

I'd know soon enough.

I slipped into the half-lit room and found a cozy seat up-front on the aisle.

The Regency was packed with enthusiastic young film buffs, bubbling with small talk, and with a bad case of the munchies!

A couple of 'em wore white shirts, splattered with red, which caused a stir here and there in the packed movie house.

Go see the movie, you'll figure it out!

Then, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a man trotting down the aisle behind me.

Suddenly, he turned on his heel and plunked down in the seat across from me, a mere three feet away.

Although I am somewhat jaded, I was inclined to do a double-take nonetheless, when I turned to give the guy a nod and found myself staring into the face of director Quentin Tarantino!

In one dizzying moment, other audience members spied him too.

At this juncture, excited fans simultaneously turned sideways to friends - and either mouthed or whispered his name - "Tarantino".

There was a definite buzz in the room!

The night manager sauntered up on the stage at this point and announced he'd like to introduce a very special guest.

What an understatement!

As we held our collective breath, he paused for dramatic effect, then bellowed out:

"Here's the Director of the film - "Shaun of the Dead" - Edgar Wright!"

Whoa!

The audience went wild.

Mr. Wright was a slim hip-looking dude with a sexy English accent and a personable manner.

The famed auteur filled us in on the events.

According to his account, he was driving by the Theatre a couple of days just shy of October 31st, when he spied a notice on the marquee announcing a screening for "Shaun of the Dead".

"I was happy to see that 'cause we made this film for Halloween," he noted gleefully.

He thanked us for coming out, then hit us with another surprise.

Yup, another show-biz guest was lurking in the wings!

"Here he is, Simon Pegg," he shouted out excitedly.

Ah, the star of the horror film!

Lucy Davis - an actress who also worked on the ghoulish project - was in the Theatre as well; subsequently, she took a perfunctory bow.

Boy, did we hit the jackpot!!!

The crowd was ecstatic.

When the lights fell - needless to say - the audience was quite attentive.

Of course - occasionally there were stolen glances in the direction of Tarentino - who was now sitting with his famous buds in tow.

During the screening, Mr. Tarantino took me by surprise.

Over the years - perhaps due to his body of work - I imagined him to be cerebral at best.

On the contrary, he roared out loud in the seat next to me, and demonstrated a healthy down-to-earth sense of humor and a glaring sensibility about the cinema.

In fact, for the most part, the award-winning director and I tended to laugh the longest and the hardest at the same sight gags, lines, and awkward oddball moments on screen.

No sh**.

Uncanny.

Clearly, Mr. Tarentino would fit right in with my own set of zany friends!

By the way, it did not escape my attention that at the close of the entertaining film, the audience patiently sat through all the credits.

Out of respect to the filmmakers who remained in their seats 'til the end of the crawl, I expect.

Just maybe, there was an ulterior motive, though.

No doubt, a handful of fans were pining to walk up the aisle with Tarentino, so they could maneuver an up-close look - or in the alternative - land a hand-shake or two in the lobby?

No surprise, because that's what unfolded.

Mr. Tarentino was gracious, in good spirits, and mingled with the crowd all 'round.

The screening of "Shaun of the Dead" was part of the "Insomniac Cinema" series at the Regency which starts up like clockwork at the stroke of midnight every Friday night at the Theatre.

Check the Theatre's listings for upcoming must-see features!

Teaser at "Shaun of the Dead" website:

http://www.paramountpictures.co.uk/romzom/

Enjoy!

Reflection...mysterious!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Hillary Clinton 60th birthday bash...ominous wishes!


Today's newspaper is reporting that at Hillary Clinton's 60th birthday bash in New York, well-wishers raised a staggering 1.5 million in cash for her bid for the Presidency.

The journalist, Glenn Thrush, wrote,

"The Clintons have always blurred the line between personal, political, and financial, and Thursday night's party at Manhattan's Beacon Theatre, with 3000 paying guests, was perhaps the crowning example."

Well, if you had any doubts, I can attest to that, from a behind-the-scenes perspective.

You see, last week I got this great, lightbulb of-an-idea.

A little world-weary of scouring the Internet for the latest tidbits on Hillary's comings and goings - the width and breadth of her cleavage in any particular week, that sort-of-titillating thing - it dawned on me to surreptitiously check her website on occasion.

When I got to the vanity site, a stroke of luck befell me!

Yes, I was invited to sign on for her newsletter.

I could barely contain my excitement.

Imagine that, now Hillary would be firing off e-mail communications to me, unknowingly updating me on her deepest thoughts, travel plans, and all-manner of inside scoop on future events, in the 2008 Presidential Race.

So, I keyed in my e-mail address, threw my feet up on the coffee table, and sat back!

Well, looks like my plan backfired.

A few days later, I got an e-mail from Mr. Bill Clinton - himself! - inviting me to click on a link and sign a birthday card for Hill's 60th!

Ah, shucks!

I'm pretty sentimental when it comes to B-days!

As far as I'm concerned, every celebrant should have cake, best buds in tow to toast with champagne splits - and most importantly - there has to be a ceremonious, satisfying romp in the hay...to confirm, at least in some small fashion, that the individual is still in the game...

So, I enthusiastically mused, "May your innermost wish be fulfilled"...

Then, just after I hit the send button, I recoiled in shock!

What had I done?

I am a pretty superstitious guy, after all; surely, if you blow out all the candles, you'll get the wish?

What do you suppose Hillary's would be - to retire and pen children's books?

Something tells me it is much more ominous and far-reaching than that!

Especially, in view of the fact that once the wish was sent, a pop-up box pandered for a donation!

Well, I won't worry - not yet, anyway.

I mean, do you think Hillary Clinton had wind enough last night to blow out 60 candles - raging away ferociously on a tiered cake?

Naw, I'm dreaming...

Dalai Lama...sophisticated New Yorkers don't bat an eye!


There was a big flap in the State Capitol last week when the Chinese caught wind of the President's plans to meet with the Dalai Lama in honor of the Congressional Medal bestowed upon him by the U.S. Government.

I reported in my own posts last week that Chinese Officials demanded - no other word for it, folks - that the honor be "revoked".

Over the weekend, when I stumbled across Clyde Haberman's take on the issue in the New York Times, I just LOL.

That's internet-ese for: laughed out loud!

When Mr. Haberman noted that the Communist party boss in Tibet denounced the Dalai Lama's actions in recent years as "splittest", he quipped,

"Now, there's a word you don't here often these days. Sounds like someone who likes his champagne in small bottles."

To be honest with you, when I proof-read my own article (where I also referenced the term) spell check reared its ugly head.

The dictionary came up empty-handed, too; no references!

However, there was an alternative offered up: splitter.

Webster notes,

Main Entry: split·ter
Pronunciation: \ˈspli-tər\
Function: noun
Date: 1623
1 : one that splits
2 : one who classifies organisms into numerous named groups based on relatively minor variations or characters — compare lumper
3 : split-fingered fastball


Ah, so maybe something was lost in the translation.

Maybe, the party boss was really inferring that the Dalai Lama was throwing a fastball, putting the screws to them, that sort-of-thing.

On the other hand, what would be so wrong with classifying organisms into numerous named groups based on minor variations or characters?

In that case, maybe he was calling His Holiness a "lumper"?

Well, he has been known to teach that sentient beings are "equal".

In that scenario, he has sort-of lumped us all together, I guess!

Mr. Haberman then reported that the Chinese threatened that if their demands were not met, there would be a serious impact.

Now, it got sinister.

Yes, Mr. Haberman managed to go where no other journalist had boldly gone forth before; he lamented, somewhat astutely,

"They offered no specifics. Maybe they'll stop sending us any more lead-painted toys, defective tires, toxic toothpaste, and tainted pet food. Wouldn't that be awful?"

Ha!

Haberman is a laugh riot, to be sure.

He proceeded to confidently report that in New York - sophisticated city-dwellers in the Big Apple - barely noticed the Dalai Lama on his recent visit; in spite of the fact His Holiness swirled through the streets in billowing saffron-colored robes.

And, in spite of the fact it was not even Halloween eve or in the vicinity of the Village.

Finally, he concluded with the notion that the United Nations were so much in the thrall of China, that they cast a blind eye to His Holiness. In fact, he duly reported that Officials didn't even have the courtesy, or good taste, to invite Tibet's spiritual leader for a look-see at the building.

Heck, the Chrysler Building - or the Cloisters - offer up better sight-seeing ops!

But, I do thank Mr. Haberman for telling it like it is - fall out - or no!

When you live in the moment - a Buddhist tenet - there is a whole world of possibilities.

For starters, not having to worry about repercussions!

Space...Helix Nebula!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

"No Age"...surges into stratosphere!


"NO AGE" is striking out, here and there, across the Net.

Dean Spunt and Randy Randall are the dynamic duo that head up the group, who are often defined by their punk rock sensibilities and noisy rock sound.

Formally known as the "Wives", "No Age" has been creating quite a buzz.

Industry critics, with a sense of historical reference, say they are reminiscent of early "Black Dice", "The Ramones", and "My Bloody Valentine".

"Weirdo Rippers" - a first release - captures the mercurial band hitting their stride.

The EP consists of vinyl-only recordings the band released simultaneously on five different labels.

Pitch-fork - an online music site - raised the hysteria level by giving "No Age" a nod recently.

No Age scored an 8.0, which added critical credibility to their innovative song stylings.

The musical segments jar at times, and prone to jump erratically from punk rock squalls one moment - into melodic riffs - the next.

Some say, Randall's controlled clashing and Spunk's jabbing punk riffs, rise and fall like a kind of mystical poetry.

Their musings are both colorful and imaginative!

It's obvious, the band has continued a "Wives" credo.

They play frequently, spur of the moment, and endeavour to maintain their organic roots.

And, in the process, manage to delight their fans as they hone their musical spontaneity.

In essence, the "No Age" song structure is simplistic and loose in construction.

In spite of that, the riffs manage to hit you in the gut and in the heart, and are thoroughly compelling.

"No Age" jumped into their first gig at "The Smell" in Los Angeles (April 2006) when the band was keenly involved in the development of a performance space for local hacks.

In sum, "Smell" is a venue exalting the vestiges of underground music and pop culture.

The band's creative roots are in performance and visual art, with a leaning toward multi-media and video.

"No Age" is often compared to "Lightning Bolt", which is quite a compliment.

As to the music, well, it's captivating.

In "Neck Escaper", the notes sit on the air a little, then push forward - with urgent drums, cymbal clashes, and catchy guitar riffs that strike the air - then fall back into submission.

"Boy Void" is a signature piece that exposes the listener to raw musical elements.

Because I did not own any of their five limited-edition recordings in my possession, I scoured the Internet recently, and stumbled on a treasure-trove of stellar early recordings.

Yes, "Boy Void" was among them.

I was positively enthralled!

My collection resonates sharply now.

Stay tuned for future updates, eh?

Marilyn Manson...Halloween Lingerie & Costume Ball.



Marilyn Manson hosts "The Highlands" 5th Annual Halloween Lingerie & Costume Ball on Saturday, October 27th, 2007.

Talk about a Monster Bash...

Manson's entrance into impolite society is billed as the biggest, baddest Halloween event yet!

Of course, Manson is well-known as a shock rocker, who rose to the top of the charts on a morbid platform of sex, drugs, and Devil worship.

Though music critics have dealt harsh blows, his brand of heavy-metal musical eruptions, nevertheless, struck a major chord with the youth market...and, he still has a cult following, today.

On the strength of ingenuous, skillful, PR campaigns, Manson scaled the heights - sunk to the depths, perhaps - to become a mainstream anti-hero, much to the chagrin of politicians who frothed at the mouth, along with hysterical, concerned parents.

Appearances like the one at "Highlands" will no doubt fan the flames!

For a general admission of forty bucks, fashionistas of the deadly set, will be able to writhe to the rantings and ravings of eight DJs...yeah, six main floor areas will openly entice the Children of Lucifer into naughty play.

Expected to attend? Oh, about 3500 Freaks...Satan, willing!

With a precious VIP TICKET, why not go all the way to the Church of the Dark Lord?

On the 5th floor, an additional three dance floors will keep the spooky event hypnotically gyrating into the gaunt hours of the wee dawn, in Hollyweird, California.

If ghoulish affairs rustle up "Silence of the Lambs" kinds of appetites - with an insatiable craving for sauteed liver, and an urge to imbibe - then go for VIP Status, which includes six tickets and two bottles of Pink Vodka!

Skoal!

Party hearty, eh?

Rails & Ties...Eastwood's daughter directs!



Occasionally, life's path twists and turns in unfathomable ways with no apparent rhyme or reason; but, each step may ring true along the way, nonetheless.

Such is the case with Kevin Bacon's theatrical release aptly titled "RAILS & TIES".

Imagine this scenario...

In one part of town , a desperate mother prepares to commit suicide to end her emotional pain.

Across town - another struggles valiantly to deal with a terminal illness which threatens to end her life - long before she's prepared to let go.

What kind of justice does God mete out, anyway?

Fortunately, the filmmakers don't venture there.

Instead, with a competent no-nonsense first-time director at the helm - Alison Eastwood (yeah, Clint's daughter) - a thought-provoking tale unfolds which impacts.

Through a glass darkly, universal themes about - survival, forgiveness, and compassion - rear their ugly head.

Without any apologies, the filmmakers force the audience to stare mortality in the face!

An engineer is barrellin' down the track one crisp morning when he spies a car parked on the rails ahead.

In a split second, the railroad worker (Bacon) must render a tough decision.

Should he tug on the emergency brake - in a bold-faced effort to avoid hitting the car - and run the risk of derailing the train?

Or - in the alternative - play it by-the-book.

When a young mother dies because of the difficult choice he makes, there is a full-scale investigation, and Bacon is placed on suspension until such time as the facts can be determined.

To complicate matters, Bacon is not only forced to grapple with his wife's terminal illness, but suddenly deal with a reality that has somehow eluded him until now.

It gnaws at him - too late - that he hasn't been a particularly thoughtful or dotting husband.

Is it possible to still mend those wounds?

As Bacon's character deals with the dilemmas, the young man who lost his mother in the rail tragedy, arrives on his doorstep demanding answers.

Well, maybe God's mysterious plan is suddenly apparent, and the Universe is unfolding as it should!

"Rails & Ties" is a modest film in many respects.

But, it is so beautifully crafted - that in one unsuspecting moment - it will tear at your heartstrings - with devastating effects

As usual, Marcia Gay Harden was a revelation in a finely-tuned performance.

Mr. Bacon delivered a measured understated performance - a little too minimalist in nature for my taste at times - but kudos to the maturing actor for pulling off a characterization that does resonate.

As to Alison Eastwood - well - it's evident she has a great directorial career ahead of her.

I, for one, shall be looking forward to her next project with great enthusiasm, whatever it may be.

Bon Jovi...Bed of Roses, music video!

Lions For Lambs...Preview

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

David Beckham...top stud! Just, ask me.com



The ever slick - AskMen.com - tallied over 1 million votes recently and from the frenzied response figured out who is a true "man's man".

Silly me!

I thought that a "man's man" was either a gay guy's lover - or one of those traditional forms of help - otherwise known as a majordomo, butler, whatever.

So, I turned to the pages of Webster for the answer.

According to the dictionary, a "man's man" is,

"A man noted or admired for traditionally masculine interests and activities."

So, who soared to the top of the masculine dog pile?

Becks, of course.

He, of many tattoo, and great kickin' legs.

The list this year, released annually, was sprinkled with some other notable male studs.

Matt Damon, squeaked behind Beckham into the No. 2 slot, for instance.

Christian Bale (3:10 to Yuma), Daniel Craig ( ah, the man with the golden gun) , George Clooney, and the very musical - Justin Timberlake - fell into the ranks somewhere behind.

Brad Pitt must be slipping, since he was a no-show in the top ten. But, he held firm at the No. 11 spot.

Ryan Seacrest, No 27, fussed farther back in the stellar line-up, unscathed.

No surprise, he's such a confident metrosexual male, after all.

No prizes for the winners, save for the obvious ego stroking that goes along with the territory.


Blackwater...trigger happy security for hire!



According to the Iraq Government, on September 16th, a Blackwater convoy opened fire indiscriminately at a busy Baghdad crossroads killing 17 bystanders.

Blackwater officials argued that the men were forced to react in defense because they had allegedly come "under fire".

Of course, Blackwater is the private security firm that has racked up more than 1 billion dollars in American Government contracts, mainly to protect diplomats overseas.

To many, the Blackwater guards are just plain trigger happy; in fact, according to a report by the House Committee on oversight and Government reform, Blackwater was involved in at least 195 shootings in 32 months to their knowledge.

On four out-of-five of the occasions, evidence supports the allegations that Blackwater guards often shoot first, then ask questions later.

Investigative agencies have gone so far as to accuse Blackwater of engaging in "cover-ups" and allege that company officials are prone to make pay-offs to keep the incidents out of the press and under wraps.

Erik Prince, a former Navy Seal who founded the company, told the committee that:

"No individual protected by Blackwater has ever been killed or seriously injured."

He admits, however, that over a thirty-year period staff have died.

None of the security staff have been prosecuted for their alleged wrong-doings, though.

In addition to a formal request that Blackwater exit the region, Iraq officials are demanding compensation for the victims' families, as well.

I think it is pretty much common knowledge that security guards, in general, lack people skills.

Through my own experience, I have found that guards on a campus, or on duty for property management companies, are ill-qualified to handle the job.

In my estimation, a number of them couldn't make the "cut" as cops, so they selected the next best career option within their grasp: security!

A number of these guys appear to have psychological problems, often substituting a badge and a gun to compensate for their inadequacies (sexually and otherwise).

A case in point.

One day I was a passenger on the Metro line when an in-uniform, off-duty security guard - who was not even in the employ of the subway - started to harass a passenger about the way he was perched on his seat.

For some inexplicable reason, he thought the fact he was a security guard gave him carte blanche to hassle a citizen at whim!

The commuter quickly put the "guard" - and I use the term loosely - in his place.

All the passengers cracked up as he wimped away having been made a fool of!

Ralph's supermarkets have the creepiest security guards you'll ever encounter in the Los Angeles area - but Pavilion's runs a close second.

One female guard often sits at a table outside with dark glasses, glaring at all the customers as they come and go.

Somehow, she managed to forget her true duty - to patrol the parking lot - and make sure customers' cars are secure!

I'm willing to bet if you crossed her, there would be hell to pay!

Yeah, rent-a-cops are the worst!

And, Blackwater is the ultimate example.

In spite of this - the outfit, and its dubious modus operandi - are sanctioned by the U.S. Government.

Graffiti @ Metro Madrid (Linea 5)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Dumbledore gay?


Gossip-mongers were all fired up over the speculation that one of the popular characters in the Harry Potter mega-hit movie series may be a flaming fag!

Is Dumbledore a member of the pink mafia?

According to the tongues that wagged on two popular Harry Potter fan sites - "The Leaky Cauldron" and "Mugglenet" - the answer is a resounding yes.

Apparently, the news is straight (wrong choice of words, I know) from the horse's mouth, so-to-speak!

According to Associated Press, JK Rowling dropped the news at a fan session in New York.

Or, was the celebrated author just talkin' tongue-in-cheek?

Associated Press rubbed their hands with glee!

"JK Rowling calling any Harry Potter character gay would make wonderful strides in tolerance towards homosexuality."

Frankly, I'd have to admit that Dumbledore has all the trappings!

The festive dress (attire) - and the musical bounce to his step - remind me of so many Queens - um - gentleman in the neighborhood of a certain age who are still single and looking for the right girl!

Wink! Wink!

Curiously, on the heels of this announcement, I found a video on the Internet that infers that Harry Potter - the lad himself - may also be a little light in the loafers, too.

For die-hard fans - who may be offended, annoyed, whatever - my apologies in advance.

Heck, I'm an avid fan myself!

Whatever gets the juices flowin', Harry!


Air Fare & Hotel Accomodation

Harry Potter...gay?

Madonna...exits Warner!


With a nod to Prince, Madonna has jumped on the bandwagon...another music pop star has abandoned the corporate jungle of a major record label - in this instance, Warner - for greener pastures elsewhere.

Live Nation has signed the mercurial material girl to a multi-album deal...with promises of icing on the cake - touring engagements and merchandising opportunities geared to stash some extra cash into her mad money purse.

Although there was an announcement that Live Nation, Inc. would make Madonna a shareholder as well, the specifics were not hammered out yet. Just maybe, no one's talking about the lucrative deal, to stave off an onslaught of pushy artists throwing themselves at the promoter's door!

Estimated worth of the deal? $200 million, industry-insiders say.

Although the company was criticized by Wall Street analysts for lavishing so much to land the musical icon, they defended their actions vigorously.

Chief Executive, Micahel Rapino, argued that the partnership with an artist of Madonna's calibre validated his company's strategy of developing longer and deeper relationships with touring performers through its new unit, Artist Nation.

For Madonna, the amicable parting with Warner, must have been bittersweet.

After twenty-five years of successful schmoozing, Madonna leaves a little empty-handed; after all, Warner still maintains all the recording and publishing rights to all her music.

Ouch!

And, she's still committed to a send-off album for Warner in the next year.

Yeah, she must be chomping at the bit to sever ties with her all-powerful task-master!

In a statement to the press, Madonna noted,

"The paradigm in the music business has shifted, and as an artist and a businesswoman, I have to move with that shift."

Madonna...frozen!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Patriot Act...U.S. to appeal court ruling!


Last month, a Federal Judge in Oregon struck down key portions of the Patriot Act as unconstitutional.

Judge Ann Aiken, of the Oregon Federal District Court, ruled that two provisions of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), as amended by the Patriot Act, are unconstitutional because they violate the Fourth Amendment of the United States Constitution.

In her ruling, U.S. District Judge Ann Aiken noted that the act cannot be used to authorize secret searches and wiretapping to gather criminal evidence - instead of intelligence gathering - without violating the 4th Amendment ban on unreasonable searches and seizures.

"FISA permits the executive branch of government to conduct surveillance and searches of American citizens without satisfying the probable cause requirements of the Fourth Amendment", she ruled.

The 4th Amendment stipulates as follows:

"The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

She also noted that,

"For over 200 years, this nation has adhered to the rule of law, with unparalleled success. A shift to a nation based on extra-constitutional authority is prohibited, as well as ill-advised."

She added that the Supreme Court cautioned, as follows:

"The price of lawful public dissent must not be a dread of subjection to an unchecked surveillance power. Nor must the fear of unauthorized official eavesdropping deter vigorous citizen dissent and discussion of Government action in private conversation. For private dissent, no less than open public discourse, is essential to our free society."

The legal issue arose because of a lawsuit filed by Brandon Mayfield, a Portland lawyer, whose home and office were secretly searched and bugged after the FBI misidentified a fingerprint in the Madrid train bombings that killed 191 people in 2004.

The FBI apologized, and the suit was settled in Mr. Mayfield's favor, for an out-of-court settlement of $2 million.

But the illegality of the FBI's conduct is still at issue.

Lawyers for the Government have announced an appeal will be lodged in respect to Judge Aiken's findings, and subsequent ruling, which puts a major dent in FISA and the Patriot Act.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

West Hollywood Carnaval...trick or treat!



In this neck of the woods, local thrift shops are packin' in excited masqueraders, in search of the perfect accessories for their titillating costumes, for West Hollywood's much-anticipated annual Halloween Carnaval party extravaganza, October 31st. (2008 Gay Edition)

Of course, the annual event is a show-stopper in the Los Angeles lower mainland.

The main street in "Boys Town" will be shut down to traffic to accommodate the two or three hundred-thousand costumers expected to hit the ghoulish trail.

According to MTV and E Entertainment, on the spirited occasion - the little city that could - throws the wildest bash of the year on the hippest square mile on the planet.

There will be three stages featuring live entertainment - enough to rock anyone's world - including the much celebrated costume contest stage, where starry-eyed hopefuls can strut their stuff before the teaming masses!

A number of the clubs will be featuring parties.

This year, Chi Chi La Rue's wild outrageous soiree at HERE LOUNGE is sure to be packed to the cobwebbed rafters and rife with studly boys and a gaggle of ubiquitous gay celebrities toasting cocktail glasses and dancing the spooky night away to the wee hours of dawn with carefree abandon.

Chelsea Handley - star of "Chelsea Lately" on "E" - will be ceremoniously crowned the "Queen of the Carnaval" along with her assistant Chuy ("King of the Carnaval") at the Coronation of the Queen *& King which begins at 9 p.m. on the "Bat Stage."

The honorary title of "Queen of the Carnaval" and "King of the Carnaval" is a highlight at the Carnaval, with the coronation taking place in front of more than 250,000 anticipated revelers this year.

Costume Contest
The quest for the most creative, outrageous and original Halloween costumes in Southern California will take place on Halloween night—right on Santa Monica Boulevard—during the West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval on Friday beginning at 6 p.m.

Unlike in previous years, there will be no pre-qualifying contests in local bars the week before Halloween. Instead, anyone in costume on Santa Monica Boulevard on Halloween night will be a potential finalist for the Costume Contest.

A team of "secret" Halloween judges will be walking up and down Santa Monica Boulevard beginning at 6 p.m. and handing out wristbands that will qualify 20 contestants for the Costume Contest finals at 10 p.m. that evening on the "Bat Stage" located on the corner of Santa Monica Boulevard and San Vicente Boulevard.



So, if you want to get noticed, dress to impress.

Costume Contest finalists will be vying for the $1000 Grand Prize; $500 Second Place Prize and $250 Third Place Prize.

So, get crackin' on that costume, eh?

For spectators, the perennial favs will be out in full garb; the West Hollywood Cheerleaders, for example, in their wild bouffant hairdos, careening roller-skates, and eye-catching red & white outfits (with tight-fitting sweaters stretched to the maxso that over-size boobs can bob gloriously in the fray).

Any celebrity in the news will be fair game, of course!

I expect, there will be wicked, naughty, or just plain hilarious get-ups poking fun at Paris Hilton, Sarah Palin (no effigies please or Jeffrey Prang will getcha), John McCain, O.J. Simpson, you name it.

One year, I suited up as a cowboy, ho hum! Studly, yes. Exciting, no.

If I heard one more "Howdy partner" that night - I thought I would scream bloody-murder - or commit it! The chaps chaffed, too.

Ouch!

Probably one of the most thrilling, sexiest costumes I ever donned, was hatched at the last minute.

Yeah, one dismal year I was going to beg off from the outdoor festivities to catch the show ringside at home (yeah, old age was creepin' in, I guess) - but, last minute - I snapped out of the deep funk and sprang into action.

With despair, I gazed into my sorry closet.

Nada. But then, what did I spy?

Whoa, nellie!

A pair of boots, a felt fedora, and a slightly-wrinkled trenchcoat, beckoned...

Presto!

I tossed in a jockstrap and came up with a real party-pleaser: a "Flasher".

Boy, in that impromptu get-up, I encountered the zaniest, wildest gang of revellers in my entire Halloween-ie life!

No ****; as I elbowed my way through the crowded clubs, bar-hoppers were prone to surreptitiously slip their bejwelled, or hairy, ice-cold hands, under my topoat to cop a feel - non-stop!!!

Or, in a sort-of "truth or dare" moment, offered me enticing beads, if I would flash 'em right out there on the street!

Not only did I end up with a whopping set of jewels that year, but I nearly ended up with pneumonia, next day!

For years, I've been promising myself, I'd train real hard and sculpt my physique to perfection weeks before the big event...so I could confidently strut down the street in a black speedo, with glorious, outstretched Angel wings, revealing a fabulous six-pack, along with humungous pecs!

Well, guess I'll have to settle for "couch potato" this year!

Who knows? Maybe I'll meet up with the condiment of my dreams!

Heh, it's not as bad as one year; on that occasion, I woke up next morning with a rabbit next to me in bed - and hair in my mouth!

Yeah, too many Zombies, go figure!

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