Friday, July 6, 2012
Now that Katie has taken the necessary steps to get a new lease on life, understandably, the normally down-to-earth star has made a bold-faced effort to put a spanking-new face forward, too.
But, really darling, that Elle Magazine cover is too spooky!
Katie, you look like a Stepford Wive, more now than ever before!
And, Tom didn’t even lift a finger.
It only took one expert make-over artist – and some airbrushing here-and -there – to accomplish the feat (that even Scientology was unable to dredge up from the depths of your troubled soul).
Scrub your face, honey!
And, above all, high-tail it away from those slick misguided fashion photographers.
Otherwise, you’ll lose yourself – honey - in the twinkling of a Hollywood Talent Scout's eye.
‘Nuff said, eh?