Saturday, May 7, 2011

Osama bin Laden...funniest comment on "Burial at Sea" post! Jokes fast & furious in wake of death!








In response to my post earlier in the week on terrorist Osama's "alleged" burial at sea, the comments have been coming in fast & furious.

While most dwell on the possibility of a "hoax" perpetrated by the U.S. Government - and tend to be serious in nature - occasionally I am surprised by an unexpected funny remark or two that are posted for publication.

For example, one comment a Tattler reader fired off made me LOL!

It reads verbatim:

"Osama bin lying"

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

Ba dump!

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Bang Bang...wins Best 1st Feature Award @ LA Asian Pacific Film Fest!

 







At the dazzling closing night gala for the LA Asian Pacific Film Festival last night it was announced that the flick "BANG BANG" (directed by Byron Q) got the nod for the Best First Feature by the Jury Awards Committee..

Frankly, the news came as no surprise to me!

As soon as the flick splashed across the screen earlier in the week at the trendy CGV Theatre complex in Hollywood, it was evident to me from the get-go that Byron Q possessed a rare gift - and a lot of raw talent - sure to catapult him into dizzying heights in the film business in the not-too-distant future.

If he keeps his nose to the creative grindstone, that is!

Although the low-budget project (which focuses a searing lens on an Asian street gang) was a bit ragged around the edges now-and-then - there were moments of brilliance which ultimately saved the film from disintegrating into mediocre bill-of-fare right before the filmgoers' eyes.

Needless to say, Mr. Q won this tough movie critique over, in a heartbeat.

For starters, there was an effective use of the RED camera, which set a dynamic overall tone which lent itself well to the gritty plot unfolding on the silver screen.

The unique way the 1st-time-out director weaved classical music into the sound track also bowled me over.

Sheer genius!

The haunting strains of strings strategically weaved in at an emotional arc in the storyline - at one point - resonated so sweetly that it caused a few members of the audience to weep.

Ah, powerful filmmaking that touches, resonates - and ultimately - heals!

"I love all music. That's why I tried to use hip-hop, rock, and classical in the mix," Byron Q responded to my query in the upbeat  Q &A  a few minutes after the curtain fell down.

His locales for the shoot were very natural, too.

"I was also the location manager," he fessed up.

"I scouted down locations (in San Diego) where I could shoot for free," he chuckled.

"One of the houses featured in the film is where I stayed when I was in town working on he project Bang Bang."

Uh-huh!

When a film director has a low-budget, he or she often ends up becoming chief cook-and-bottle-washer in the grand scheme of things.

The acting throughout the street-wise drama was first rate; in fact, a couple of the new faces on screen turned in performances which may launch their film careers, I expect.

Although the subject matter has been mined in the past by more-experienced directors - here - the director manages to rise above the obvious pitfalls and potential cliches to make his own distinctive cinematic mark.

I was particularly taken with the dialogue which was well-written and believable. 

Not stilted or phony, in the least bit!

When one audience member asked Byron Q how he accomplished that, he joked that the production team enlisted the aid of a sort-of "gang-speak" expert to ensure authenticity.

A bit of levity always goes a long way.

And, I expect that Byron Q will too.

Kudos!

Two PR folks on staff at the Asian Pacific Film Festival (Eseel Borasa and Abraham Ferrer) would be wise to take a cue from Byron Q when it comes to manners and effectively reaching out to filmgoers.

Their standoffish (aloof) manner tends to turn-off white folks - who can't help but feel that they are crashing the Asian Community's private party each year - whenever they attend the annual Festival in Los Angeles each year in Los Angeles.

Lighten up, eh?

Sorry, just an observation which may be worth looking into, David Magdeal (co-director).

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LA Asian Pacific Film Festival...Heartthrob Leehom Wang & "Love in Disguise" gala a blow-out! BANG BANG best first feature!














The atmosphere was electrically-charged at the CGV Theatre complex on Thursday evening as excited fans of Taiwan hearthrob Leehom Wang descended on the tony envrions at 1 Wilshire in Hollywood to catch the premiere of the his new romantic comedy-feature "Love in Disguise".

As the buzz in the lobby escalated to a fever pitch, Festival Officials scrambled to put the finishes touches on the glittering closing night Gala party in the spacious courtyard below as a local DJ began to spin sizzling hot upbeat platters sure to get the crowd hopping.

The 2011 Edition of the Los Angeles Asian Pacific Film Festival had been a huge success!

During the course of the week-long annual fest, excited film buffs stormed the venues and packed the houses, anxious to take in an eclectic program of flicks - short, experimental, highly original, feature-length, and documentary in style and nature.

Once the opening night kicked off with a premiere of "FAST FIV"E (which has since zoomed to a No. 1 spot at box offices around the country) there was no looking back.

Justin Lin, the director of the franchise film series - by the way - is an alumni of the LAAPFF.

One of his first celluloid offerings was unveiled at the fest about nine years ago.

As I noted in my feature on the Opening Night Celebrations, this year - according to Co-Director David Magdael - the LAAPFF was "bursting at the seams".

"In the first two days the opening and closing night galas were sold out," he beamed.

Indeed, on both occasions, I had to elbow my way through the swarms of excited ticket-holders in a bold-faced effort to snatch up a seat, and muzzle my way into the 'open bar" to secure thirst-quenching exotic cocktails on the house!

Last night, at the closing gala, thrilled upscale guests chatted each other up - as they nibbled on mouth-watering chicken wings and gobbled up delectable sweet treats that were simply divine.

Though normally a tea-totler, I jumped in with gay abandon, and tossed back a few potent drinkie-poohs.

By the end of the night, my head was swimming, and I was ready to boogie with all the other filmgoers hot-to-trot and at-the-ready to end this year's celebrated fest with a resounding BANG!

Meanwhile, earlier in the evening, the Fest Directors announced the winners of the coveted LAAPFF awards.

Here is a rundown:
2011 LOS ANGELES ASIAN PACIFIC FILM FESTIVAL AWARD WINNERS

Documentary Feature:

Grand Jury Award

Documentary

THE HOUSE OF SUH
Directed by IRIS K. SHIM
Produced by GERRY KIM

Special Jury Award
Outstanding Director

IRIS K. SHIM
THE HOUSE OF SUH

Special Jury Award
Outstanding Cinematography

JASON WOODFORD
ONE BIG HAPA FAMILY

Special Jury Award
Outstanding Editing

JEFF CHIBA STEARNS
ONE BIG HAPA FAMILY

Special Jury
Prize for Human Rights

FINDING FACE
Directed by Skye Fitzgerald and Patti Duncan

Narrative Feature:

Grand Jury Award

Narrative Feature

LIVING IN SEDUCED CIRCUMSTANCES
Directed by Ian Gamazon and Produced by Quynn Ton

Special Jury Award
Outstanding Director

IAN GAMAZON
LIVING IN SEDUCED CIRCUMSTANCES

Special Jury Award
Outstanding Screenplay

STEPHANE GAUGER
SAIGON ELECTRIC

Special Jury Award
Outstanding Cinematography

GAVIN KELLY
WHERE THE ROAD MEETS THE SUN

Special Jury Award
Best Ensemble Acting
ERIC MABIUS, FERNANDO NORIEGA
WILL YUN LEE & LUKE BRANDON FIELD
WHERE THE ROAD MEETS THE SUN

Special Jury Award
Best First Feature

BANG BANG
Directed by BYRON Q

Special Jury Award
Breakout Performance for New Actor

RYAN GREENE
ONE KINE DAY
Directed by Chuck Mitsui

Short Film:

Festival Golden Reel Award

TEAMWORK
Directed by HONG SEO YUN

Linda Mabalot New Directors/New Visions Award

FIRECRACKER
Directed by SOHAM MEHTA

AUDIENCE AWARDS:

NARRATIVE FILM

RAKENROL
Directed by QUARK HENARES

DOCUMENTARY FILM

AMONG B-BOYS
Directed by Christopher Woon

For film fans who missed original first screenings last week, there wlll be an encore performance of a few this weekend at the CGV Theatre Complex.

The schedule is as follows:

SATURDAY MAY 7TH

11:00 AM

ITSY BITSY SHORTS 20...

1:00 PM

WHERE THE ROAD MEETS...

3:30 PM

BANG BANG

6:00 PM

AMONG B-BOYS

8:30 PM

BOY

See 'ya there!

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Osama bin Laden...angry protesters cry "Barack Obama will die!" Muslim rally in front of Embassy!







A radical fragment of the Muslim world - who were staunch supporters of felled Al Qaeda terrorist leader Osama bin Laden - caused an angry stir in front of the U.S. Embassy in London on Friday!

The high-spirited mob denounced the U.S. President and America as they blocked traffic and disrupted a calm that normally prevails in the staid neighborhood.

"America will die!"

"Barack Obama will die!"

Law Enforcement Officers were quickly dispatched to the scene to ensure the protests did not get out of hand or turn violent.

Political analysts are speculating that the threats are real and that it will just be a matter of time before anti-American terrorist entities act on their "promises".

Meanwhile, on this side of the big pond, controversies still fly over the terrorist's highly irregular "burial at sea" (which some allege is an elaborate hoax) as the Obama administration continues to struggle with a backlash and cries of foul in the wake of the President's refusal to release the gruesome photos of Osama bin Laden's corpse.

Stay posted for updates!

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Hollywood Inn Express...Motel twist on room service! Sex on demand!

More than free breakfast at Hollywood Inn Express!






After a strenuous few all-nighters reporting on the Royal Wedding, and scrambled for two days to stay on top of the breaking news about the Osama bin Laden stealth mission that resulted in the terrorist's death (?), I was finally too popped to participate.

So, I plopped down on the comfy king size bed at my Motel, and slipped off into dreamland.

Suddenly, as I lay deep in slumber, a disturbance shook me from my peaceful state..

As I started to reach waking consciousness, I glanced in the direction of the door, and was startled to spy a man standing there!

As I quickly collected my thoughts in a concerted effort to free a fog hanging over my head, the unidentified male proceeded to strike up a conversation.

"Did you want fresh towels?"

OMG!

The male maid assigned to my Motel room just breezed in without knocking first.

I nodded in the affirmative as I proceeded to pull myself together

Within minutes, the Motel employee was back quizzing me once again.

"Are you single?"

Say what?

Not to be rude, I noted that I was.

But, it struck me a second later that I should not be having this bizarre dialogue with a total stranger hired to service the room, not me!

Before I could get my wits about me, the Latino male hit me with another question.

"Why?"

I quickly noted that I hadn't met the right person, then proceeded to wave him off.

"Thank you for the towels," I responded in a stem dismissive voice.

In all the years I have been a guest at Hotels, I've never experienced this kind of inappropriate intrusive conduct by a maid or any other employee.

I suppose it's to be expected at a Motel where graphic pornos are broadcast on the TV 24.7.

The fact that there wasn't any Gideon's Bible in the drawer  of the night desk should have tipped me off, too.

In the future, I guess I'll have to place the chain over the Motel room door before I take a nap, or at least double-latch it from inside to prevent unwanted advances from male (or female) maids.

I suppose if I post a review on Orbitz - with a detailed account of the incident - there will be a non-stop avalanche of bookings at the Motel

Don't forget your rubbers!

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Coffee, tea, or me at Hollywood Inn!

Friday, May 6, 2011

President Barack Obama...in the dog-house over nasty Tamale quip! 1st Lady annoyed!









Getting down 'n dirty with the troops earlier today back east obviously had a down-side.

Did some of the rough-house manners of the salty Marines rub off on the Commander-in-Chief?

For example, tonight - when President Obama was quizzed about his favorite snack food at a festive cinco de mayo celebration at the White House  - he was quick on-the-uptake (and put-down).

'Mexian food," he beamed, without hesitation.

Then, for some inexplicable reason, he was inspired to take a dig at his wife Michelle out-of-the-blue.

"Just try to get between a Tamale and Michelle," he quipped, to a shocked audience in attendance.

The 1st Lady obviously wasn't amused, judging by her body language.

In fact, if looks could kill, the Secret Service would have been dashing up to the podium to try to revive the President after the fatal blow took its deadly toll.

Something tells me the Prez ain't getting any nooky, tonight!

Barack will have to settle for the couch, a porno, and a hand-job - I guess.

Of course, he could order "out".

Give Charlie Sheen a call, Mr. President!


Just betcha the "machine" can hook 'ya up with a pricey babe made-to-order.

But, don't sniff any of the white stuff she offers up, okay?

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Lady Gaga...mentors American Idol!













On the heels of her sizzling-hot release, Judas - Pop Diva Lady Gaga - will charge into the rehearsal hall at American Idol next week to mentor the four finalists vying for pop star super stardom.

The segment - featuring the Queen of the Monster circuit - will be broadcast May 11th.

James Durbin, Scotty McCreery, Haley Reinhart and Lauren Alaina will perform songs written by award-winners Leiber & Stoller.

The songwriters are best-known for drumming up memorable musical top-charters like "Hound Dog" and "Jailhouse Rock."

"Stand By Me" was another big hit they penned.

In addition to the exciting news about Lady Gaga, American Idol producers have acknowledged that there is another treat in store for fans next week.

Steven Tyler will premiere his new music video, “(It) Feels So Good" on the May 12th results show.

Finally, it should be noted that Ryan Seacrest (MySpace friend) announced that auditions for Season 11 will begin Tuesday June 28th in St. Louis.

The show will follow up that open-call session with others in Portland (OR) and Charleston (S.C).

Audition tips?

*Relax
*Start the audition only when you're ready to avoid false starts
*Maintain control throughout the performance & build slowly
"Focus on breathing, phrasing, and style
*Make eye contact with the Judges

Break a leg, eh?

See 'ya there!

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Prince Wills & Kate...proud parents of baby! Penguin?





Well, the wedding gift was unique, alright.

But, I'd love to have been a fly on the wall in the Royal couple's bedroom the night they first learned of the surprise addition to their "family", courtesy of the Chester Zoo!

For those who've been out-of-the-loop, Handsome Wills and pretty Kate became the proud adopted parents of a baby penguin by the name of Acom.
The Humboldt penguin, which is on the endangered species list, will be fostered by the Royal couple for the next twelve months.

The newlyweds aren't required to take hands-on nurturing when it comes to the upkeep of the new addition to the fold.

Acom will remain at the zoo where he'll continue to splash around with his winged friends.

The Royals will have visitation rights, though.

"We thought that as they're both fairly nearby now on Anglesey, then William and Kate might like to take advantage of the free tickets in the adoption pack and spend a day here," a Chester Zoo spokesperson told the BBC.

No word from the Cambridge Manor at press time.

But, I expect the young one, may trigger thoughts of starting a family of their own.

Don't 'ya think?

In that event, Kate will no doubt found a myriad of fashionable ways to dress her "baby bump" in style.

News at 11!

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Mark Zuckerkberg...$7 million-dollar home reminiscent of Osama bin Laden's compound?





 
 
Is it just me, or is Mark Zuckerberg's spanking new mansion somewhat reminiscent of slain Osama bin Laden's luxury digs in Pakistan?
 
With the exception of the pool, of course! 


Paddling about a pool in a flowing robe makes the recreational leisure past-time tough - even for an expert swimmer - after all.

The upscale property in Palo Alto has that certain shabby secluded aura about it that reminds me of the sprawling compound where the former Al Qaeda leader was serviced by his five accommodating wives.
 
Do you suppose Mark has a few bottles of virility boosters around the house, too, or are the big buck dividends that flow daily into the coffers enough to trigger an adrenalin rush and the libido of the single twenty-six-year old?
 
Valued at $13.5 billion, and now a recongized-on-sight celebrity made famous by the Oscar-winning film The Social Network, Zuckerberg is quite the catch.

Curiously, that!
 
Although the flick explored a myriad of aspects of the Facebook CEO's life, there wasn't even a hint or two about his sexual yearnings or his demanding tastes between-the-sheets.
 
Does the young stud like it missionary-style, for instance?
 
On the other hand, Doggie-style might be up his alley, too.
 
Who knows!
 
The restored upscale home boasts 5,617 square feet and rests on a 17,100 square-foot plot.
 
The investment property include five bedrooms, five and a half baths, a banquet-size dining room, a music alcove and glassed-in porch.
 
The backyard is a bachelor's virtual (!) playground, natch, and features a saltwater pool, a spa, an outdoor gazebo with a wood-burning fireplace, and a carport.
 
Like Osama's infamous pad, the retreat is shielded from nosy neighbors and lookie loo's with a high wall.

Pretty Citrus trees line the edge of the Zuckerberg estate, too.
 
The tony neighborhood - known as Crescent Park - is comprised mainly of median single-family homes which sell for an average of $1.9 million.

Public records have established that the deal closed in mid-March.

And, aht the hush-hush sale, was conducted through a third party LLC.

Obviously, if those Winklevoss twins win a court judgment eventually, it will be tough placing a lien on the Zuckerberg Castle.

Smart dude!

Do you suppose he paid cash-on-the-barrel or in Facebook overvalued stock?

News at 11!

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Julian Ayrs...Happy Birthday George Clooney, Wllie Mays & moi!











Today, a Happy Birthday greeting goes out to Gorgeous George.

No, I am not referring to the colorful wrestler of yesterday, who delighted fans on old boob tube Saturday afternoons with his wild antics in-and-out-of the ring.

Of course, I mean superstar George Clooney - who, like myself - celebrates another anniversary of his birth.

As I noted jokingly on Facebook yesterday, although George and I share a birthday, there are some differences in respect to our status on this mortal coil.

I am just as sexy as George - according to friends - but the superstar actor has quite a bit more moolah  (big bucks) than I do!

If any of my readers caught the recent article I penned on "time twins" (which took a glance at the realm of astrology and the mysteries of the heavens) the reason for that should be easy to fathom.

Post: 04/15/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/04/astrologydarwins-theory-proves-occult.html

Though born on the day, we were not born under the same unique set of astrological circumstances under the mid-heavens when we both entered this world to play out our destinies according to the cosmic design.

Other famous (celebrated) individuals with a May 6th birthday include Willie Mays (baseball great), Rudolph Valentino (legendary silent film star), Sigmund Freud (noted dream analyst), and Orson Welles (genius film director).


Curiously, there appear to be some uncanny coincidences in respect to our chosen paths in life that have not gone unnoticed by moi!

A handful of us have been involved in the film industry in some capacity - either directing, acting, or film critiquing - for example.

I attribute my tendency to experience bizarre, symbolic - sometimes suggestively sexual dreams - to Freud's influence, by the way!

Intriguing!

In different cultures birthdays are celebrated differently.

Muslims not only celebrate their own birthdays, but those of the Prophets, as well.

In the Jewish faith, particular birthdays are singled out and give rise to ritual ceremonies.

For example, a bar mitzvah is held for 13-year-old-Jewish boys which is benchmark in manhood.

The tradition of birthday parties started in Europe.

It was originally feared that evil spirits were particularly attracted to people on their birthdays - so, to protect them -  friends and family would ceremoniously present their loves ones with good thoughts and wishes.

Early Christians did not celebrate Christ's birth, though, because they considered the celebration of any one's birth to be a pagan custom.

Jehovah's Witnesses - and some Sacred Name groups - refrain from celebrating birthdays on the basis that they are portrayed in a negative light in the Bible and have historical connections with magic and superstitions.

Some Saints are remembered by a liturgical feast.

Colored lanterns at the Lotus Lantern Festival in Seoul (South Korea) are facilitated to honor the Buddha's birthday

The ancient Greeks believed that each person had a protective spirit that attended the person's birth and thereafter watched over him or her.

That spirit "had a mystic relation with the God on whose birthday the individual was born," according to the book "The Lore of Birthdays".

When Christ was born, the relevancy of his entrance onto the grand stage, was heralded by Angels who exalted to the Shepherds.

"I bring you good news that will bring great joy to all people."

"The Savior - yes, the Messiah, the Lord - has been born today in Bethlehem, the city of David!  And, you will recognize him by this sign. You will find a baby wrapped snugly in strips of cloth, lying in a manger."

Suddenly, the Angel was joined by a vast host of others - the armies of heaven - praising God and saying.

"Glory to God in highest heaven and peace on earth to those with whom God is pleased.""

In different cultures birthdays are celebrated differently.

North America families often mark a girl's 16th birthday with a Sweet sixteen party.

In Hispanic-American countries the quinceañera traditionally marks a girl's 15th birthday.

In India, Hindus have the 12th or 13th birthday replaced with a grand "thread ceremony."

The child takes a blessed thread and wears it to symbolize his coming of age. This is called the Upanayana.

This ceremony is practiced amongst boys in the Hindu Brahmin culture.

In some Asian countries that follow the Zodiac calendar, there is a tradition of celebrating the 60th birthday.

In Japan there is a "Coming of Age Day" for all of those who have turned 20.

In North America, family and friends often prepare a special cake for the celebrant - with candles on top marking the years - in addition to offering up gifts.

Usually, this is a joyous harmless occasion for the individual who is often shy about revealing their age as time marches on.

Fortunately, for citizens of the world, a handful of old customs have fallen by the wayside.

For example, according to the Greek scriptures, King Herod beheaded "John the Baptizer" at his birthday celebration.

Today, individuals are more inclined to hear enthusiastic words instructing them to try to their best to -  "Blow out the candles"  - rather than a more ominous one uttered up in the dark ages.

"Off with his head!"

Personally, I intend to treat myself to a movie and delicious supper, and count my blessings.

And, take a moment to wish George Clooney and Willie Ways, all my best.

Happy Birthday George!

Happy Birthday Willie!

Many happy returns, eh?

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Thursday, May 5, 2011

THOR...studly Chris Hemsworth stars! Jay Leno audience squeals with delight!




 
Tomorrow, when THOR is released across the country, I expect that Chris Hemsworth's star will soar into the stratosphere!





And - If the reaction the actor received Jay Leno 's audience last night is any indication, the studly actor is bound to become the hunk flavor of the month, too!

When Jay dragged out an old clip of the star performing on Australia's version of the entertainment show - Dancing with the Stars - female fans erupted into wild impromptu squeals of delight.

Uh-huh!

When the Aussie shook his tight little butt for the camera - in revealing skin tight slacks (you could have seen a pimple on his ass as plain as day) - it was evident that he was going to give Ricky Martin (appearing in Concert on May 7th) a run for his money!

Personally, I loved his classy distinctive accent when he chatted up Jay on the hot seat.

But, can he act?

When you look that good, who cares!

Needless to say, it is worth noting that Mr. Hemsworth is trained actor, who does not necessarily rely on his looks to propel his career forward in fickle Hollywood.


In fact, his resume boasts that he actually studied the performoing Arts at the  "American Dialect at Screenwise Film & TV School for Actors" in Sydney Australia.

Currently, he is lensing "The Avengers".

Past credits are nothing to sniff at and include Star Trek and the Perfect Getaway.

Thor should be his break into more commercial spot-light-grabbing starring featured roles if he plays his cards right!

In a nutshell, Thor is an action adventure flick about a powerful arrogant warrior, who is cast out of the fantastic realm of Asgard and sent to live amongst humans on Earth (God forbid!) where he soon becomes one of their fiercest defenders.

Hooked already, how 'bout you?

Chances are the the big-budget fantasy venture will be fairly entertaining with a loft of delicious visuals since Director Kenneth Branagh was at the helm of this much-anticipated project.

The project is also boosted up by that fact is was written by Ashley Miller and Zack Stentz.

Of course, if you've been tuning in to the late-night talk0-show circuit, you're keenly aware of the fact the film also stars Academy-Award-Winning actors Anthony Hopkins and Natalie Portman (fresh off of the Oscar-winning project Black Swan).

Undoubtedly, once the flick splashes across the wide-screen at Theatres tomorrow, ticket-holders and film buffs alike will be swept up and enthralled as the action unfolds from the get-go.

See 'ya there!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor...hospitalzied for pneumonia! Feisty screen siren is tough!









Screen legend - Zsa Zsa Gabor - was rushed to the hospital yesterday when her personal physician determined that the feisty star was stricken with a serious bout of pneumonia.

According to the latest update from one of Ms. Gabor's handlers, the ailing film star has been having trouble breathing because of fluid in her lungs.

Apparently, the prognosis for recovery is poor, as medical staff engage in an all-out effort to literally save the screen siren's life.

In recent months, Ms. Gabor suffered through major health problems, which resulted in at least one surgery and the amputation of one leg.

The actress - famous for being famous - is the second oldest of three Gabor sisters.

One sister - Eva Gabor - was well-known to American audiences for a role she played in a popular TV sitcom (Green Acres) and for being a close friend and confidante of legendary talk-show host Merv Griffin.

Although it alleged that Eva and Merv were lovers, later the truth was revealed that Griffin was actually gay, and that Ms. Gabor was basically a "beard".

I met Zsa Zsa - a Hungarian-born actress - briefly on the set of Naked Gun 2 1/2 a few years ago.

In that off-the-wall big-budget comedy feature, Gabor took a poke at herself in a small cameo role.

I found Ms. Gabor to be charming and gracious.

Gabor was once married to Conrad Hilton and the union produced one daughter.

The flamboyant actress received acclaim for a role she played many years ago in John Huston's film bio of Toulouse-Lautrec titled "Moulin Rouge".

Gabor also landed a part in Orson Welles' classic "Touch of Evil".

By the way, tomorrow is the anniversary of Orson Welles' birthday (May 6th).

Mine, too!

On the heels of the sad news, fans of Ms. Gabor are optimistic - no doubt - that she will once again pull through.

Get well soon, Zsa Zsa!

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Osama bin Laden...neighbors deny terrorist in their midst at compound! Denial! Denial! Denial!









One news outlet is reporting - that they have interviewed neighbors in the upscale enclave where terrorist Osama bin Laden was felled by a Navy Seals bullet  over the weekend - and that their findings were surprising.

Curiously, all of the individuals quizzed in the one-on-one probes appear to be in total denial.

Say what?

In spite of the news reports worldwide - and unverified evidence offered up by the U.S. Government - one-hundred-percent of the interviewees polled stated for the record that they did not believe that terrorist Osama bin Laden was ever a resident at the secluded compound where he met his demise.

Astounding!

I expect that if Iraqi Officials did not have one of Osama's wives in custody at this very hour, that a majority of Americans would be disbelievers, as well.

Meanwhile, other news agencies are reporting that at least one Navy Seal has come forward and stated for the record that Osama was a "coward" and "scared" in the final minutes of his life.

"He shoved his wife towards us to protect himself," an officer in the elite Navy Seal 6 team has accused.


Talk about low-ball slime actics!

If  U.S. citizens didn't think Osama bin Laden was scum 'ti now, it appears that the Seals are out to ensure that is how his image is left dangling in the wind in respect to his final stance at Geronimo.

It will be mighty intriguing to hear what one of the lone detainees (Osama bin Laden  Wife No - ?) has to say about the shake-down -  and the subsequent death of her husband - that fateful night at the compound over the weekend.

Stay posted!

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President Barack Obama...lunches with 911 Firefighters! 1st responders wowed!










A short while ago, President Barack Obama's motorcade cruised up to a humble Fire Hall in downtown Manhattan, where a rag-tag band of firefighters anxiously waited to meet-and-greet the one of the leaders of the free world, who was expected to break bread and issue up heartfelt thanks for their heroic efforts during the 911 crisis.

The President did not disappoint!

Shortly after Barack Obama strode into the facility in the heart of the downtown theatre district, nervous firefighters suddenly found themselves face-to-face with the Commander-in-Chief and totally at ease.

"He was so down-to-earth. Like one of the guys," one firefighter excitedly gushed to one reporter.

"There was a bit of talk about the yanks, the white sox, and the cubs," the current Fire Chief confided to another newsie there to capture the event on film for posterity's sake.

"He talked a little about what things were like in the strategy room on the weekend and that it was a tense moment for everyone," he confided, at one point.

But, the Chief was reluctant to reveal a few of the personal comments the President uttered up casually and sincerely to his attentive crew during the course of his timely visit.

"I think the comments were made in confidence," he noted for the record.

The President was happy that everything "worked out:", apparently, according to the Official.

"He was so cool. Just like one of the guys sitting around the firehouse," another firefighter beamed from ear-to-ear.

In sum, the general consensus was that the Government - and two Presidents (Obama and Bush both) had fulfilled their promise.

After checking out Fire Engine 54, and acknowledging a plaque honoring felled firefighters, the President strolled into the lunchroom for a private breaking-of-bread with his hosts.

Uh-huh!

The press were forced to chomp at-the-bit outside the inner sanctum as they stood around begging for scraps of news!

"He took off his jacket. Sat back in his chair. And, was totally at ease," according to all who were present.

"The President loved the shrimp and the eggplant Parmesan," the chef fessed up when quizzed about the meal he prepared in anticipation of the President's informal visit.

Everyone's thoughts, however, were not far from the purpose of the visit.

Almost a decade ago, the Twin Towers were destroyed at the hands of terrorists, bent on destroying the very fabric of the American way of life.

At that time, President Bush - and other City and Government Officials - made a vow to apprehend the perpetrators of the heinous crime and bring them to justice.

In the wake of the news of the death of Osama bin Laden in recent days, it appeared that the time was ripe to acknowledge that the promise had been fulfilled.

It was also time for the President to give the heroes their due and pay his respects.

The fire hall is a symbol of the sacrifices that were made, after all.

For that reason, the President was inclined to praise the firefighters today personally with as little pomp and circumstance (and unnecessary fanfare) as humanly possible under the circumstances.

"The reason I came here is because you men run into burning houses to save citizens every day," the President solemnly noted in so many words.

According to the President, there was no political component to his appearance.

The Firefighters Association appeared to agree with that statement in view of the fact their organization just released a statement a few minutes ago commending the President for bringing closure (a word many have tried to avoid due to potential cliches rising up in the minds of the people) to the ongoing 911 saga that has dragged on wearily over the past nine and-a-half-years or so.

One of the firefighters said it in a nutshell.

"We wanted to tell the President we thank him what he did on Sunday. And, that we are with the troops and what they did. And, thank them. We are behind them all the way."

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Google Blogspot...installs follow gadget! Fans may track the Tattler!





 




Taking a nod from twitter, google has taken a huge leap forward on the Internet by adding a follow gadget to blogspot to catch the tail end of the comet!

Blogspsot is one of the largest most highly-ranked free blog providers on the Internet.

Now, instead of bookmarking - or conducting exhaustive searches - fans of The Tattler (and other sites) have simply to click on an icon on the homepage to trigger the receipt of blog updates daily the moment they're posted on the recently purchased google site.

Hop aboard, eh?

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Osama bin Laden...with terrorist dead Americans ask 3 important questions!










Now that the world has allegedly been rid of Public Enemy # 1 - otherwise generally known as al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden - Americans have been waking up each morning to smell the coffee!

And, they are inclined to ask at least three pressing questions bouncing around inside their numb little noggins, in the aftermath of the drama which unfolded this past weekend in Pakistan.

"Can we have our rights back now," one U.S. Citizen wondered aloud to one roving reporter.

The query appeared to echo the sentiments of Citizens residing around the U.S. and abroad.

Of course, the individual was referring to the unnerving intrusive practice of body scanning all travellers before they embark on airplanes at major airports around the Nation.

In other quarters, anti-war activists are asking U.S. Officials if American troops will start withdrawing from Iraq and Afghanistan.

In addition, in view of the recent revelation that Pakistan allies may have stabbed Americans in the back,  some are questioning the wisdom of providing U.S. financial aid to the terrorist-plagued country in the future.

Will funds stop flowing into Pakistan at American taxpayer's expense?

News at 11!

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Bring troops home!

Donald Rumsfeld...Yankee pronunciation of Osama bin Laden's name a hoot!









I LOL this afternoon when I stumbled upon a heated discussion Donald Rumsfeld was engaged in with a top news anchor at a major network in which the tight-assed politician referred to a certain felled terrorist as Osama bin Lay-den!

In fact, Rumsfeld's off-the-wall (hayseed) pronunciation of the former al Qaeda leader's name was downright hilarious.

Don't educated folks usually refer to the former head of the al Qaeda as Osama bin Lah-den?

Was the mispronunciation a deliberate effort to insult the slain terrorist?

The glaring gaffe triggered memories from the past.

Years ago, a friend of mine in London (England), invited me to sit it on auditions for an overseas production of the musical "Chicago" he was financing.

Whenever an actor strode up on the stage to cold read for the part of an American character - invariably - he or she would effect a flat nasal accent to win over the director.

The Yankee persona is so indelibly etched on the psyche of foreigners around the world, that it is a difficult image to overcome on the world stage.

Individuals like Donald Rumsfield unwittingly perpetuate that myth whenever they open their yaps.

I sincerely doubt that President Obama would ever make such a slip-of-the-tongue.

Unless, there is a open mike at a press conference, he is unaware of!

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Osama bin Laden a Muslim Christ?



Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Osama bin Laden...12 year old daughter alleges terrorist captured! Interrogated! Shot!







News reports are filtering out that Osama bin Laden's 12 year old daughter has alleged that her father was captured, interrogated, then shot.

On the heels of this startling revelation, a couple of news agencies have re-reviewed the original reports out of the White House, and have uncovered conflicting statements which appear to infer that the child's allegations may be true.

For example, in the original news release a White House statement apparently stated that Osama bin Laden was "captured" then "shot".

If that report was true, it raises questions about the truthfulness of the statement made by the Navy Seal -  who stated for the record - that he shot Osama bin Laden because he appeared to be reaching for a gun and capture was out-of-the-question.

In retrospect, it appears that the White House engaged in a lot of Monday-Morning quarter-backing, in a diabolical bold-faced effort to hoodwink the American public and the world-at-large.

Notwithstanding, it has also been revealed that the Navy Seals slipped-up in at least one respect, in spite of claims by the White House brass that the stealth in-and-out - grab, kill, and go - was undertaken with military-style precision without any hitches.

News Footage now broadcasting on a least one major network verifies that - contrary to statements made by the Navy Seals - highly-sensitive data was left behind and not destroyed as previously alleged.

For example, the tail end of the helicopter - which housed the "brains" of the specially-designed aircraft - was left behind and has been confiscated by the Pakistan Military!

In my estimation, the recent news reports puffing up the stellar capabilities of the Navy Seal 6 team, which led the clandestine attack on Osama bin Laden's compound, was a concerted effort on the part of the Government to elevate the elite military arm's status in the eyes of the American public so their actions would be beyond reproach.

Heck, President Obama and his handlers have been one step ahead of all of us, with no one being the wiser.

Until now, in the aftermath, as the news reports leak out and reveal the truth.

As Ricky would say on "I Love Lucy".

The Navy Seals - and the President - have a lot of  "splaining" to do!

News at 11!

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President Barack Obama...refusal to release Osama bin Laden photos triggers cries of "Hoax" & "Conspiracy theories!

President Barack Obama thumbs nose at American public!





A few moments ago - when news swept across the air wires at media outlets around the globe that President Barack Obama has refused to release photos of felled terrorist Osama bin Laden - Americans reacted in shock and anger.

On one of my posts - which reported the highly irregular suspicious circumstances surrounding the alleged "burial" of the former Al Qaeda leader at "sea"  - citizens have been crying foul!

For example, one irate indiviudal posted the following comment:

"No photos! No photos! No photos to be released! What further argument do you need here - this is a massive, massive hoax!!!
Osama bin Laden died in 2001 in Tora Bora, there is no evidence of his death on 01 May 2011!

Post: 05/02/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bin-ladenburied-at-sea-death-hoax.html

The President has taken the position that gruesome photos of the corpse may prove to be too inflammatory - so, for that reason - he has chosen to has dig in his heels and refuse to comply with the demands of the American people to deliver up the photos to put the controversy to rest.

In view of the fact there have been so many discrepancies in respect to what actually went-down at the compound - and what was originally reported by the White House -  it is obvious to me that the release of any additional documented evidence may prove to be problematic for the President.

Personally, I believe that if the truth be told, once again it will be determined that the White House engaged in a deceitful cover-up to protect the current administration, the President's image, and the powers-that-be in the military.

President Obama should reflect a moment on the downfall of former President Richard Nixon.

It was not the original acts of misconduct that proved damaging - but rather - the cover-up in the aftermath that was truly criminal which warranted impeachment.

Is Barack Obama venturing down the same slippery road to scandal - and ultimately - oblivion on the political landscape in the future?

News at 11!

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Sophia Loren...honored with tribute in Hollywood! Glam Queen still radiant @ 78!











Tonight, legendary beauty - Sophia Loren - is slated to appear at the Samuel Goldwyn Theatre where she will be honored with a tribute by her peers.

Billy Crystal hosts the star-studded event which took her by surprise.

"I didn't expect it," Ms. Loren fessed up graciously upon hearing the exciting news.

"It's wonderful because I belong to Italian movies - and generally - we Italians, we don't get these wonderful, great, great honors, even though we deserve it sometimes."

John Travolta and Bob Marshall (who directed her in the musical bomb "Nine") are slated to attend the festive start-studded event.

As I noted in my  own review of the ill-fated musical - unfortunately - Ms. Loren's talents were greatly wasted in that uneven production - which was panned by many relevant critics in the show-biz arena.

Post: 02/02/2010

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/01/ninescripted-material-for-sophia-loren.html

Of course, Ms. Loren is probably best known for starring opposite film greats like Cary Grant, well-received studio features such as "Houseboat".

In that classic flick, Loren demonstrated a definite flair for comedy.

However, the heralded actress has also turned in fine dramatic performances over the course of her illustrious film career, which have also received rave reviews.

For example, in 1961, she starred in Vittorio De Sica's "Two Women" to much acclaim.

The drama - a dark tawdry tale about a mother who is raped while trying to protect her daughter during a conflict in war-torn Italy - showcased her acting gifts to a "t".

That raw heart-wrenching performance won her an Academy Award for Best Actress (in addition to twenty-two other prestigious awards in filmdom around the globe).

In additional to being well received critically, the flick was also a commercial success.

Other awards include an Academy Honorary Award for her contributions to world cinema.

On that celebrated occasion, Officials crowned Loren "one of the world cinema's great treasures".

In 1995, she also received a coveted Cecil B. DeMille Award (Golden Globe).

At 78, Ms. Loren (a grandmother) is still radiant, active, and sexy!

Ms. Loren was born in Rome, Italy.

When she was 14, Loren entered a beauty contest in Naples and was selected as one of the finalists.

Shortly thereafter, she enrolled in an acting class - and subsequently - was cast as an extra in "Quo Vadis" (1951 film by Mervyn LeRoy).

The cameo launched her career!

Tonight, the Academy will screen clips from Ms. Loren's long distinguished film career, and tout her as a film great.

Congrats, Ms. Loren!

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Ricky Martin...Sexy Superstar Crooner on stage live! Nokia Theatre! May 7th!












Ricky Martin - once the focus of a throng of hysterical teen-age girls - is slated to appear live! on stage at the Nokia Theatre on May 7th (Saturday) at 7:30 p.m.

Though the sexy superstar pop singer has disappeared from the searing glare of the spotlight in recent years, the Latino heartthrob still boasts a huge fan following.

In fact, in spite of  "coming out" at the height of his once-sizzling hot career, Ricky remains a big draw, and is one charismatic celebrity bon-bon shaker still capable of selling-out concert halls. 

Quite a few of his adoring female fans still pine for the ultra-hot bump-and-grind sex symbol - in spite of the fact he is not "available" - because of his well-known status as an "out" gay man.

"I don't care if he's gay, he' so cute and a great stage performer," one fan gushed when the news first broke about his private life.

In that regard, he's certainly a phenomena in the music industry.

His "homosexuality" came as no surprise to moi!

For good reason!

Years ago, when I was cast to play a small role on General Hospital, I overheard Ricky whisper sweet nothings to his boyfriend on the telephone when I sauntered into the green room unexpectedly out-of-the-blue.

Did the sexy soap stud flinch when he spied me "eaves-dropping" on his steamy conversation with his lover?

Heck, no!

He cruised me subtly.

Discreetly, in fact.

By the gleam in his eye, though, I just knew he was interested in jumping right in between-the-sheets.

Uh-huh!

With his pretty face, and long flowing locks, the Latino beauty was quite the catch back then.

Maybe I should have been quicker on the uptake?

Martin appeared on Jay Leno last night and was surprisingly candid about the drama he suffered through over the issue of his sexuality.

”I was the sex symbol and I needed to dance and I needed to make girls crazy and I couldn’t say that I was gay.”

“It was a lot of struggle. If you add to that just call it culture, religion, society, what people say. What I was feeling, according to what I had in my mind was evil.”

With those struggles behind him now, Ricky will undoubtedly burst onto the stage of a packed house on the weekend, just oozing with sensuality.

With kids in tow backstage, just betcha!

Though a a bit older, and a family man now, he can still wiggle that tight butt, after all.

Well, you've eeither got it, or 'ya don't.

Ricky Martin has it in spades, alright.

See 'ya there!

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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

President Barack Obama...assassination attempt! Shooter involved in retaliatory act?






I hate to be an alarmist - or frighten the President and his family - but a sensation swept over me early this afternoon that has led me to fear there may be an assassination attempt on Barack Obama's life in the near future.

Tattler readers will recall that this afternoon I published a post in which I reported that my personal laptop computer (an IBM ThinkPad) was attacked by unknown persons and infected with images of the former Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

In a nutshell?

Whenever I log on to my laptop an image of Osama bin Laden splashes across the computer screen.

And, the intense publicity still remains in the  background - as wallpaper - during the duration of the tasks I am performing on or offline.

Post:  05/03/2011

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2011/05/osama-bid-ladentrojan-attaack-on-my.html

An anti-virus program - provided by windows operating system - has failed to detect any virus infections or trojan intruders in the hard drive.

Meanwhile, there was an unexpected development, after-the-fact.

Just before I logged off, I glanced at a photo I posted of President Barack Obama - at which point - a waveof emotions washed over me.

As I headed down the street, it hit my like a thunderbolt.

In the near future, there may be an attempt on the President's life, if the vision I witnessed, is accurate.

In the event there is an attempt, a bomb will not be utilized to fell the President.

In the image of my mind's eye, it appears that someone has their "sights" on Barack Obama.

A high-powered rife - with long-range capacity - may be the weapon chosen by an expert marksman.

For this reason, I urge the President to be cautious in his travels in the next two weeks, here and abroad.

In the event there is an assassination, there will be quite a bit of confusion, along the lines of the John Kennedy murder.

On the surface, the blame may fall in one direction, when - in fact - other sinister forces were ultimately responsible in the shadows in corridors of power.

I feel that the President may avoid this tragedy, if he acts cautiously now, and moves tactically.

In closing?

I pray that my vision is wrong!

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