Thursday, August 4, 2011
Last evening - when President Obama attended a star-studded soiree in honor of his a birthday, he uttered up the Medicare quote of the day.
"When I turn 50 tomorrow," he chirped jokingly, "I will automatically receive an e-mail from AARP urging me to contact the White House to protest potential cuts to Medicare and Social Security."
Ok, so the President doesn't have the best delivery - not when it comes to stand-up comedy - go figure.
Mr. Obama will have to leave the one-liners to seasoned pros like Letterman, Jimmy Fallon, and Mr. Leno over at NBC.
But, surely - he has a unique gift or two to rely on - in the event that the gig on the hill doesn't work out.
If that's President Obama's actual hand imprint posted above - then golly - there is hope for the classy man-of-letters (for sure).
It just so happens, after all, that I am a well-known palmist (who has fathomed up an accurate analysis or two over the years since I first began following the teachings of renowned palm-readers and psychics like the likes of celebrated Ceiro).
In view of the fact it is Mr. Obama's birthday today, I am offering up a free reading!
In the words of Marilyn Monroe?
"Happy Birthday, Mr. President!"
Palm Analysis of President Barack Obama
The life line on the palm pictured above is long - and subsequently - indicates a life span into the nineties. The crease on the "inside" to the left is a positive sign of protection from out-of-the-blue accidents, and mishaps, which might normally occur during the regular course of the President's daily schedule.
The heart line starts below the 1st finger and runs across the entire hand, where it finally rests just below the pinky. Generally, this indicates a long love affair (with a childhood sweetheart) that survives the trials and tribulations of time. Because the line ends on the Mount of Luna, the lovebirds will end up retiring in a foreign land (near the sea).
Unfortunately, the head line breaks at the career line, which indicates a sudden career change due to unexpected events or an error in judgement.
But, because the Sun Line is strong and healthy - and rises up into the third finger - there are definitely many accolades, awards, and honors crowning Barack's life.
Part of Mr. Obama's fate is unwritten, though.
How the President handles the opportunities that come his way in the next five years will determine how his life will pan out for the next twenty years.
Bony fingers denote an analytical mind and profound thinker.
You know what they say: still waters run deep!
Because the mount of Venus is half-developed (not too fleshy) there is a need for Obama to relax more and court some of the finer "things' of life such as the Art, Music, and the Theatre.
Obama's thumb is a bit flexible, so it shows he can be a "push over", at times.
And, how was your day, folks?