Saturday, September 25, 2010

Brian Williams...staid image transformed on late night talk!






Did your jaw drop?

In a "top-ten" comedy sketch on a Late Night entertainment show last night - normally-staid NBC News Anchor - Brian Williams - shattered both his pristine public persona and squeaky-clean image in one fell swoop.

"It doesn't matter how big your business is," he uttered up with a straight face, seconds before the punch line.

"It's how you use it."

Girth is important, too, Brian!





P.S.

Brian landed on my "Best Dressed" list twice!




Lindsay Lohan..."Get out of Jail" card costly! Judge Fox eats crow!







Lindsay Lohan snagged another "Get out of Jail" card last night just before the witching hour.

But, the price tag was a pretty hefty one.

Earlier in the day, when Ms. Lohan appeared in court to answer to charges that she failed a drug test last week, Judge Elden Fox pulled the rug out from under the starlet when he denied bail and ordered a Sheriff to hand-cuff  the startled defendant and haul her back to the slammer until a probation Violation hearing on October 22nd..

But, the ruling was struck down later in the afternoon just shy of 6  p.m , when Lohan's lawyer filed a "motion" with the court, lamenting that denial of "bail" was illegal in the instant scenario since Lindsay had committed a couple of misdemeanors (not felonies).

An assistant supervising Judge found there was merit to lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley's argument, and subsequently, overturned the stiff penalty imposed earlier by Judge Fox.

However, the stakes got higher for Ms. Lohan.

The court granted her release with the provision that her legal team post $300,000.00 bail.

In addition, the strong-willed actress was placed on a tighter leash.

Until the hearing in late October rolls around, Lohan is required to sport an ankle bracelet once again, to monitor her every move.

The trendy watering holes the par-ta girl frequents - that primarily flog alcohol - are off-limits, too.

Individuals in rehab treatment programs often refer to social setting such as these as "triggers" because of temptations that lurk everywhere in those sleazy environs.

On October 22nd, the disgruntled Jurist will render a finding as to whether or not Lindsay violated her probation last week when she failed a mandatory court-ordered drug test.

Lindsay herself has admitted that shaking her drug habit has been a daily challenge.

"Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn't go away over night," Lohan fessed up a few days ago on Twitter, on the heels of admitting she relapsed and that her test came back dirty.

When Judge Fox initially granted Lohan's release, he mapped out a 67-day course of action for the pretty starlet to follow which included drug testing, counseling, and substance abuse meetings.

At Friday's court proceeding, probation officers were asked to report back on the extent of Lindsay's compliance, how faithful she's been to the court's directive, and so-forth and-so-on.

With reliable facts in hand, it is anticipated the Judge will be capable of rendering a decision that is equitable under the circumstances, with the specific aim of settling a case that has gotten old and grey and (yawn!) begging for closure.

I echo Mr. Lohan's sentiments.

The talented thespian is in dire need of therapy.

Stints behind bars just frustrate and hinder the healing process on all levels.




 
Dueling Lohans!

Friday, September 24, 2010






Contacts at DNA Magazine in Australia invited me to - SPLASH! - a venue party at Sydney's Ivy Pool Bar hosted by Hautes Vacances.

Darn, I'm languishing hundreds of miles away on the West Coast of Calfornia, and unable to take the plunge.

But, Aussie bums - down under - should mark the calendar!

DJs Adam Love and Jason Barry flap the platters for what is expected to be an afternoon of sexy boisterous fun in the lazy  mid-day sun.

Against the sizzling sensual Splash! backdrop, DNA intends to unveil this year's much-anticipated swimwear edition

Uh-huh!

Studly male models will be flexing their stuff amidst a wild sea of hot 'n horny dudes yahooing on the sidelines poolside and at the bar where exotic cocktails and trendy ales are expected to flow throughout the high-energy event.

Kick one (or two) back for me, eh?

Tickets & Info

www.dnamagazine.com.au/splash




Lindsay Lohan...motion granted for release! Starlet must rustle up $300,000.00 bail...




 




A few minutes ago, there was good news - bad news, too - for Lindsay Lohan.

This afternoon - when Judge Elden Fox ordered Lindsay Lohan back to the slammer for failing a drug test (and sent her reeling in shock) - the disgruntled Jurist also denied her legal eagle's  request for bail.

Consequently, the Sheriff was instructed to hand-cuff Ms. Lohan - at which point - she was hauled off to a secure facility for female prisoners in Lynwood, California.

End of story?

Not.

At the hearing this afternoon, the lawyer representing the "Mean Girls" star, vowed to file a motion with the court, replete with arguments outlining the merits of re-instating bail and a quick release for Lindsay.

True to form, the aggressive attorney quickly drafted the requirement paperwork, and the brief was summarily submitted to the court's clerk for a proper legal review.

OMG!

Ms. Lohan's highly-paid arm-twister must be a legal whiz because the "motion" was granted by Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg.



Who's out-foxing who?


Unfortunately for the actress, her release hinges on her legal team's ability to rustle up a startling $300,000.00 in bail - in what amounts to fool's gold at this point - backed by appropriate security (such as bonds, stocks, and/or property).


In addition, Lohan must get fitted for a trendy ankle bracelet once again, so that her activities may be monitored up-close-and-personal each waking-and-sleeping moment until a hearing on the issues (slated for October 22nd) determines Lohan's fate.


I expect the paparazzi will not only be camped out-front of the big house, but may be inclined to position a scout out-back, in the event the sly par-tay girl attempts to slip out the backdoor once again.


I'm pulling for 'ya, girl!



No-nonesense Judy Judy may be good medicine for starlet!

Lindsay Lohan...hand-cuffed & jailed! No bail for screw-up!






Lindsay Lohan was in for a rude awakening when she sashayed into court today to answer to charges that she was  in Violation of probation for failing a mandatory drug test last week.

The Judge's reaction was swift and severe.

Throw her in the slammer!

A few minutes earlier, Lindsay roared up to the courthouse - stylisly outfitted in a dark blazer and peering out from behind dark shades with her mother in tow - half-expecting the proceeding was just a formality.

But, the troubled addict was in for a jolt when the disgruntled Jurist - Eden Fox - instructed the Sheriff to hand-cuff the pretty starlet and take her into custody.

After denying bail, a hearing was set for October 22nd, at which point the "Mean Girls" star was whisked way to the country jail where she is expected to don an orange jumpsuit and suffer a loss of privileges once again.

Ouch!

Those weren't crocodile tears Ms. Lohan shed when she was placed inside an unmarked police car and hauled away to women's facility in Lynwood, California, to be incarcerated once again.

On the sideliness, gossip-mongers tittered.

To paraphrase a quote from the musical "Chicago":

"She had it coming!"

In spite of the fact the high-profile celeb  was released early from Jail last month - and give leniency - Ms. Lohan neglected to count her blessings.

A mandatory drug test which came back "dirty" signaled to the court that the social gadfly was defiantly thumbing her nose at the justicial system.

According to one Sheriff, Lohan is being kept away from the general population at the slammer "for the safety and security of the entire jail system."

Lohan, 24, is to be held in an 8-by-12 foot cell on lone stints that may stretch out twenty-three hours or so without contact with other inmates.

Not a charmed existence, by any stretch of the imagination.

Meditation may be a usetool right now for Lindsay to facilitate self-reflection.

Good luck, Ms. Lohan!





San Francisco...trigger-happy security guards upset residents!







Recently, some San Francisco residents have been up-in-arms over hired security guards who patrol the downtown streets - sporting a uniform similar to one worn by the San Francisco Police Department - and packing a gun.

Because the cocky cop look-a-likes have no police training - or formal knowledge of the law (especially in respect to Civil Rights) - concerned individuals have been rallying to end their rein of cowboy-style justice in the Bay area.

Though some local shop-keepers have supported their presence in the neighborhood - after all, SF Police Officers are not capable of taking on the task of copper-on-the spot 24/7 in the mean streets of the downtown city core - others lament that without proper training they are a disaster waiting to happen.

Indeed, in recent weeks, one resident was fatally shot by a security guard who many thought was trigger happy and out-of-line.

Personally, I have found that rent-a-cops - and security guards - are not qualified to carry a gun or function in a capacity as citizen protectors.

In fact, I have written articles in the past on security guards at - Safeway, Pavilions, and Ralph’s - underscoring their lack of judgment, tendency to bully individuals and overstep their authority, and so-forth-and-so on.

When you consider that the large percentage of these guards are uneducated and lack the intelligence to act responsibly in the setting they’ve been hired to inhabit as local super hero, it’s obvious that the public at large is at risk.

Indeed, many of the guards are flunkies.

They couldn’t pass the police exam, or land a post as a Sheriff, so they took the job that was the next best thing.
If the truth be known, many of these losers probably have psychological problems to boot.

For example, they may have been pushed around when they were kids.

Or, a handful of them may be impotent.

So, a - uniform, badge and gun - are used to bolster their manhood.

That is a dangerous proposition from the get-go.

I agree that the cop wannabees should hang up their monkey suits and turn in their guns.

Until they do, no Citizen will be safe or free of harassment on the streets of  San Francisco.
 
 
 




Thursday, September 23, 2010

Paris Hilton...exotic Japan barrs stylish Heiress! Drugs snafu...

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Occasionally foolhardy individuals find out - too late - about the repercussions of  their actions.

What do they say?

If sentient beings had more foresight, than hindsight, they would be better off  by a damn sight!

Paris Hilton is eating crow over that one after a brush with Customs & Immigration in Japan just a scant day or so ago.

On the heels of her guilty plea for cocaine possession, the Japanese - who usually welcome the fashionista with open arms - did a nasty about-face.

After detaining the shocked heiress for about six hours, officials informed Ms. Hilton she was barred from remaining in the country to tie up loose ends in respect to dangling business ventures and - for that matter - even saying "boo" to her fans.

Red-faced, and dejected, Ms. Paris jetted home shaken and stirred by the incident.

Years ago, John Lennon fought vigorously to remain in the United States when Immigation and Naturlaization learned of his drug conviction, and the Justice Department openly sought to deport the talented mop head - in spite of the fact - he was loved the world-over.

Ironically, if John had failed in his bid for U.S. residency, he may have been deported - and, as a consequence - might be very much alive today across the big pond.

In the final analysis, it's best to meet our fate - in my estimation - than to fight it.

There may be many blessings in following the path less travelled.


San Francisco...Oktoberfest on Pier 48! Chug a beer! Munch on tasty snacks!







Fans of robust ale and tasty gourmet food - in San Francisco, anyway - don't have to trek overseas to party hearty!

After all, Oktoberfest by-the-bay kicks off tonight (September 23rd) and continues full steam thru September 26th at Pier 48.

The organizers promise a memorable festive event in a traditional Octoberfest setting.

There will be music, of course, courtesy of the world-famous  21-piece Chico Bavarian band.

Don't forget your dancing shoes and jaunty hat, eh?

Tickets & Info

http://www.octoberfestbythebay.com/


Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Writing tips...from the desk of Julian Ayrs!







To give variety to your writing - and break up the monotony - intersperse long and short sentences to effectively express thoughts, ideas, and the unfolding of events in a convincing rhythm that captures and mirrors the essence of life itself.

Cocaine...the lure of the potent snuff! Paris Hilton's monkey on-the-back!









In the wake of Paris Hilton’s cocaine bust - and the 29-year-old’s subsequent conviction for possession of the party favor - I have been inclined to reflect on the insidious drug and its potent ability to seduce - and ultimately - addict.

Why insidious?

Unlike a fistful of other designer drugs that splash onto the nightclub scene to enhance the senses for a few short hours on a frenzied dance floor behind heavily-guarded doors - cocaine (a pricey white powder that is usually snorted up the nose) - is in for the long haul.

Having grown up in the sixties - in an era of peace, love, and Jimmy Hendrix - it was a given that the temptation of mood or mind-altering substances (organic or whipped up in a lab by an inventive chemical genius) would rear its ugly head.

In my instant case, friends at a Christmas party in Kitsilano (Vancouver, B.C.), coaxed me into taking a toke on a big fat joint, and I ended up flat on my ass lost in the intricate pattern of an exquisite Persian rug.

At 15, I was pretty impressionable with defenses down, for sure.

But, obviously it was the DMT-cured marijuana that left me “stoned” (an expression of the day) for three days straight.

I was clueless and a tad naïve when I was a teen because I was raised in sheltered environs in the burbs.

In fact, I recall one incident that unfolded in the locker room at Humberside High (!) that makes me shake my head in disbelief when I look back.

On that specific occasion, a fellow student dashed up out-of-the-blue with, and blurted out a puzzling message.

“The gym teacher is a narc,” she hissed at me.

Understandably, I sheepishly froze on the spot; after all, I didn’t know what a “narc” was.

A year or so later - I’d come of age in that regard - shortly after I joined the exodus to the West Coast (Canada) and dropped out to become a hippie.

Although my lifestyle changed - to one that was more condusive to the creative spirit - my lack of interest in the drug culture intensified.

In contrast - my bohemian pals - not only continued to puff away - but moved on to experiment with an exotic array of mind-blowing illegal substances such as window-pane LSD, MDA, and Mescaline.

And, on one desperate occasion, downed some elephant tranquilizer, with staggering results.

No kidding.

The release of the film - “Performance“ (starring Mick Jagger in the role of a reclusive rock star) - prompted adventurous merry pranksters to also gobble down magic mushrooms (which they stumbled on by accident on vacant land overgrown with foliage alongside an airstrip at the Vancouver airport).
In those heady carefree days, critics of the burgeoning Mary-Jane culture, warned that smoking marijuana (or hashish) would open the door to harder drugs such as cocaine and heroin.

Hippies, fans of rock ‘n roll, exalted figureheads of the underground head culture - and a host of other liberated spirits - scoffed at the notion.

Even still - the hilarious lop-sided attitudes expressed in classic flicks like “Reefer Madness” a decade earlier - persisted in perpetuating wild myths about the alleged “killer weed”.

Unfortunately, one prediction appeared to ring true, after I took off the “rose-colored” glasses and faced the truth cold turkey.

It didn’t escape my attention that a number of friends and acquaintances ended up addicted to cocaine - in spite of the fact they swore up-and-down in their innocent teens - that smoking marijuana would never take them down that treacherous path.

In fact, when I trekked up to Vancouver last vacation, I was taken aback at what I encountered, when I dropped by a long-time pal’s digs near Kitsilano Beach.

It was like stepping into a time warp!

The walls were splattered with a smattering of psychedelic posters graced with images of legendary bands such as Led Zeppelin and the awesome rock Diva Janis Joplin & the Holding Company), curtains crafted in sprightly-colored beads (purchased at one of the head shops on 4th Avenue no doubt) were strung up in doorway frames where they doubled as eye-catching crash-pad dividers, a lava lamp continued to transform its contents at a snail’s pace, and drug paraphernalia - a small mirror with traces of white power skimming the surface, razor blades, and a straw (crudely-fashioned out of paper money) - signaled the tell-tale signs of cocaine use.

One of the prime reasons cocaine is such a difficult “monkey” to shake off the back - is in large part due to the fact - “blow” tends to be mind-addicting.

Once the seductive drug has washed over the senses and elevated the user to a high on the edge of Nirvana, the addict is inclined to wallow in the sheer ecstasy of the fleeting moment.

Some kinkier users allege that rubbing cocaine on their sexual organs actually heightens sexual pleasure during love-making.

But, too much of the potent white powder may cause a posse of dudes to suffer from soft-dick syndrome until they “come down” a notch or two.

Unfortunately, when the drug wears off, many users are plunged into depression that is sobering, too.
What cures that ill?

A line of coke, you betcha!

Uh-huh.

Coupled with that downer, the cocaine-addicted are faced with another never-ending dilemma.

A stronger dose of the trendy “snuff” must be ingested to attain the previous level of drug-induced euphoria once tapped at lower dosages.

At this juncture, the addict becomes ensnared, caught in the drug’s stranglehold.

The cost of sustaining the habit may sky-rocket as the hunger for coke increases.

In addition, habitual drug use may negatively impact other areas of the addict’s life.

For starters, the user may start to suffer from nose bleeds,

A handful of sensitive individuals may develop nervous ticks and sensitivity to bright lights.

Hence, the dark shades many addicts wear, even in-doors.

Long-term use may cause mental and emotional problems to surface, too.

In that event, addicts are rarely capable of escaping cocaine’s far-reaching clutches.

In a twisted sort-of-way, Paris was lucky to be “busted”.

Now, under the glare of the spotlight, the pretty heiress will be forced to take appropriate steps (12?) to lick her craving for killer drugs like cocaine.

Is there another reality show on the horizon?



Lindsay's Euphoric moments!

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Don't Ask, Don't Tell...struck down by Senate! President blamed for miscalculating!






It wasn't even a squeaker!

Short of sixty votes, Democrats were forced to admit defeat today, when their bid for a repeal of the controversial Military policy - "Don't Ask, Don't tell" - was shot down by vigilant Republicans who gained the upperhand just moments ago once the votes were tallied in the Senate.

The outcome was a stinging blow to Senate Democrats and rights advocates who fought tooth-and-nail over the past year to have the military's stance on the issue of gays serving in the military overturned on Constitutional grounds.

The Bill's failure to pass means that an allotment of  $726 billion for defense programs - including a pay rise for the troops - slips through the cracks as well.

Politicians plotted to include the provisions for repeal  in the defense bill - with the hope that the Senate might vote "yeah" - if  only to save essential  military programs that legislators were not opposed to.

"The whole thing is a political train wreck," whined Richard Socarides, a former White House adviser on gay rights (who served with the Clinton administration).

Slick Willy was in the oval office when the policy originally went into effect, if you recall.

Socarides also accused the President of  outright "miscalculations" when the issue of the Pentagon's alleged bid for repeal was first raised.

The disgruntled activist took a swipe at the Democrats, too.

"If it was a priority for the Democratic leadership, they would get a clean vote on this," he said.

Interestingly, according to insiders, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) voted against the measure as a procedural tactic.

Under Senate rules and regulations - casting a vote with the majority of the Senate bench-warmers - will enable the crafty politician to revive the bill at a later date if he so chooses.

He'll probably play the card for all its worth 'til then!.

In fact, Jim Manley - a Reid mouthpiece - has already conjectured that the Senator would be willing to allow more debate on the bill after the November elections.

"Today's vote isn't about arcane Senate procedures," Manley said.

"It's about a GOP's pattern of obstructing debate on policies important to the American people."

Indeed!

Since the policy was first made law in 1993, 13,000 soldiers have been discharged - for either openly admitting their homosexuality - or because they were outed by anti-gay troops in the ranks.


I did not have sex with that soldier!

Michael Douglas..."Money Never Sleeps" premieres! Actor upbeat & in good spirits!







In spite of the recent announcement that he has been battling cancer - and the respected actor has been attending frenzied red-carpet premieres to promote his new flick - "Money Never Sleeps" (the sequel to Wall Street) - Michael Douglas (starring) has been pretty low-key about the season ahead at press junkets this past few days.

"Tennis has never been better, college football just started and it's been a great weekend of college football," he joked to a National magazine, off the cuff.

No bluesy moments for the A-list star who has - not only been optimistic and upbeat about his chances for survival - but straightforward about the fact he is undergoing intensive radiation and chemotherapy. 

Although the treatment has left Douglas exhausted on some days - and he has a difficult time speaking, eating and swallowing - he has kept a stiff upper lip and refused to be a downer to his circle of supportive friends.

"I've got a Monday-night game coming up with the Jets, so sports looks really good. And to top it off, we have a picture that's rocking," he said.

"So, what's not to like?"

The film - which features Charlie Sheen in a cameo role - opens in wide release on Sept. 24th.

The much-anticipated follow-up pic also stars Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan,.

Oliver Stone helmed the intense drama which picks up where "Wall Street" left off.

Douglas plays a trader who is released from prison trying to heal wounds with his estranged daughter.

A review will follow.


Lindsay Lohan...warrant issued & stayed!! Paris & Lindsay's naughty diversions!




I let my hair down a bit!



OMG!

The two sultry sirens who once graced the slick pages of tony fashion magazines - starlet Lindsay Lohan and Heiress Paris Hilton - have been busy strutting the gangplank down at the local court house with their fates twisting in the wind as an ever-ravenous gang of  paparazzi have jockeyed for their best shot.

Yesterday, legal eagles for the chic par-tay babe in line for the Hilton fortune, wrangled with a Judge over a plea bargain for instance.

The bench warmer - who wasn't impressed with the pretty blonde's privileged background - ended up taking a swipe at the reality-show star.

Post: 09/20/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/09/paris-hiltoncops-plea-gets-probation.html

Meanwhile, Lindsay Lohan waits for the other show to drop, as her legal counsel prepares for an upcoming hearing to determine the outcome of a alleged probation violation.

On her twitter site a scant few days ago, the troubled starlet confided that she tested positive for a drug test ordered on the fly by the court.

I reported on that incident, too.

Post: 09/18/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/09/lindsay-lohanfesses-up-to-failing-drug.html

The response to the tell-all resulted in swift severe action by the Judge presiding over her case.

A warrant was issued for the "Mean Girls" star - and her 3-year probation was subsequently revoked - by the angry Jurist.

A short time later the warrant was rescinded - which I expect was brought about by lawyers working feverishly behind-the-scenes - to ensure Ms. Lohan would have a fair hearing on the issue.

Expect another huge crush of media hounds on the well-worn path to the court on Friday when Judge Eden Fox holds court once again.

I am surprised that a sharp enterprising producer hasn't tried to capitalize on the Hilton/Lohan debacles.

A film featuring the two high-profile "bad girls" has the potential to rustle up a welcome wicked diversion that would probably fair well at the Box Office.

I have a tentative working-title, too.

"The Heiress & the Tart" 
(Down and Out in Beverly Hills)

'Til Friday's show-down at High Noon!




Monday, September 20, 2010

Paris Hilton...cops a plea! Gets probation, community service, & fine!






Social butterfly - recreational drug-user Paris Hilton - fessed up in court today about the origins of a stash of cocaine (ferreted out of her pretty designer purse a scant few weeks ago ) which landed her in the slammer facing felony drug charges.

Although the court reduced the sentence to a misdemeanour, pursuant to a plea bargain, the strong-willed heiress did not get off lightly with a slap on the wrist.

Under the terms agreed to, the reality-show hostess with-the-mostest, will serve a year on probation (without supervision) and complete a court-ordered drug abuse program.

In addition, Ms. Hilton was fined $2,000, and sentenced to complete 200 hours of community service.

Hilton was arrested on the sumptuous grounds of the Wynn resort after a slip of the hand caused 0.8 grams of the addictive illegal snuff to spill out in plain view - at which point - she  was summarily apprehended, questioned, and booked by the local police in Las Vegas.

Originally, the socialite alleged that the expensive party favor was not hers, but later relented after a full investigation determined otherwise.

Paris made a stylish entrance into the normally-formal environs of the courtroom in a chic ensemble that caused heads to turn.

In Vogue, to the bitter end.

Not your typical drug addict, no Sir!

In spite of that glaring fact, the Judge was inclined to lecture the curvaceous blond about the need to change her conduct.

"The Clark County Detention Center is not the Waldorf-Astoria," he quipped at one point, taking an obvious dig at her privileged background.

"Our main concern is that Ms. Hilton stay out of trouble over the next year," added a prosecutor, from his perch in the wings at the Clark County facility.

David Chesnoff - Hilton's legal pit-bull - assured press hounds that his client would avail herself of an outpatient substance abuse treatment program.

To satisfy the other conditions, Ms. Hilton take on a role as a volunteer with animal rights groups, and lend a generous hand at a couple of children's charities.

So, you won't catch sight of Paris in an orange jumper on the side of the highway, collecting trash.

That's for sure!

Funky Monkey...delicious fruit crunches! Explode with flavor...








Yesterday, a posse of beaming teens were enthusiastically handing out free samples of a new snack in the downtown core of San Francisco just off Union Square.

Funky Monkey is a scrumptious crunchy freeze-dried fruit that explodes with flavor in your mouth!

The tasty treat is fat-free, made from real fruit, and all natural.

The pink pineapple sample I was handed-off (with guava) was delicious.

I'm hooked!

Their web site is a blast, too!

Check it out:


 http://www.funkymonkeysnacks.com/





Sunday, September 19, 2010

The Town...Ben Affleck pic entertains! Same old same old...







Essentially, "The Town" (an unimaginative title, by the way) is a basic cops 'n robbers action adventure that entertains with a lot of heart-pumping chase scenes - but, in the final anaylsis - is just the same old same old.

Ben Affleck - Oscar-winner (Good Will Hunting / Best Screenplay) - helmed the project which he also stars in.

Indeed, there is nothing terrible original about this studio-backed flick (the celluloid reels slid into the can @ $37 mil), that sets it apart.

In fact, it appears that the screenwriters (of which Ben Affleck was one) lifted a few ideas from a handful of ground-breaking flicks of yesteryear that transformed the genre, in a sly effort to drum up a magic formula for commercial success.

Bank robbers in jarring masks, bold-faced smash-and-grab heists, and bloody high-speed get-a-aways are a bit played out - don't 'ya think - Ben?

Uh-huh!

The 2 1/2 hour plus tribute to Affleck's ego is a tad old-hat.

As a director, though, the Boston kid showed a lot of promise.

Frankly, I was - not only keen on the way he framed quite a few of the shots - but also blown away by the moods he managed to evoke with a confident brush that articulated his passions.

Once again, Jeremy Renner (who played a boyhood pal and street thug) dazzled audiences with a ballsy performance that was mesmerizing.

In fact, all the supporting players turned in stand-out portrayals that resonated on screen.

"The Town" is not thought-provoking high-brow art, but will undoubtedly rustle up quite a few ticket sales at box offices around the country.

Popcorn sells, after all!



http://www.thetattler.biz


Ben Affleck..."The Town" gets hyped at Toronto Film Festival! Box Office fairs well!








Ben Affleck made a couple of big splashes this past week - when he appeared in person at the Toronto International Film Festival to flog his new flick "The Town" - and at the box office over the weekend where the well-received project he directed (and stars in) rustled up big ticket sales at movie theatres around the country.

I plan to take in a screening this afternoon, so a review will follow later.

"The Town" is Affleck's second stab at directing.

"Gone Baby Gone" was a stellar first-attempt released in 2007.

Once again, the "Good Will Hunting" Academy-Award-Winner (Best Screenplay) returns to familiar terrain in Boston.

Affable Affleck plays a thief plotting a bank robbery - who falls for a teller - thus tossing a monkey wrench into the madcap caper.

A spokesman at Warner Brothers beamed that the flick tends to be playing well to older male ticket-holders.

I hazard a guess that film-goers flocking to the Theatres are Affleck's contemporaries who have been following his career (and sexual hi-jinks with the likes of Jennifer Lopez and others) since he first sauntered onto the scene over a decade ago alongside long-time pal (boyfriend?) Matt Damon.

A loyal fan base like that will sustain Ben's longevity in the fickle film industry.

No problem!




Affleck at the helm directing!

San Francisco...temporary terminal lacking ample restroom facilities!








On the heels of a post I penned on the temporary transit authority - in which I raved about its eye-catching architectural appeal - one of the dailies was quick to point out that the lack of bathroom facilities on the premises was clogging up - um - basic plumbing in the neighborhood.

For example, the reporter noted for the record, that because the “water closets” were few and far between - travelers passing through to other ports of call - were forced to seek relief elsewhere in the neighborhood astride the terminal.

Because of the way dudes are built, male animals can relieve themselves in an alley, in a leg-crossing pinch.

Not so with the ladies, unfortunately.

On the day I was strolling through the terminal downtown, it didn’t escape my eagle eye that a surly overweight gatekeeper (a security-guard) was keeping watch over the lone toilet and urinal like it was Fort Knox or something.

Even if a distressed out-of-towner held a ticket in hand, the ill-mannered terminal employee was reluctant to give up the gold key to the throne at the Transit authority.

Poor planning on the part of City Officials when you consider that tourists are often in dire need of a facility on the spur of the moment.

Travel in foreign locales, poorly-treated tap water, and impromptu sampling of gourmet delights peculiar to the region - oftentimes engender digestive upsets - that may require immediate remedy.

Some folks have weak bladders, or babies in tow that are rarely regular, also stressing the need for more adequate restroom facilities.

I trust that if Mayor Newsom - and his cronies in the planner’s office graciously answer the call to rectify a problem that has turned into a real - um - bummer - that common sense (and good taste) will prevail hereinafter.

God willing, they won’t slap together an unsightly hodge-podge of port-a-potties to alleviate the problem.

How about a contest to rustle up some ideas?

I’m flush with novel approaches that may suffice to meet the challenge pending construction and completion of the permanent terminal.
 
News at 11!






Johnny-on -spot with cultural appeal!

San Francisco...Autumn Moon Festival joyous celebration! Golden Gate Bakery delights!













Thousands packed quaint Grant Street this afternoon in Chinatown to catch the annual Autumn Moon Festival - on what turned out to be - a glorious carefree sunny day.

From old St. Mary’s Church down the length of the street to Broadway - shopkeepers and sponsors alike -  hawked their wares under pretty white canvas tents as tourists and locals meandered by at a leisurely pace.

Overhead, the balconies were strung with delicate lanterns, which swayed in gentle breezes that swept in off the bay teasingly for the better part of the day.

At one point, drums rolled and bells clanged louely, as a ceremonial Dragon danced in the streets to scare away the evil spirits in keeping with ancient custom.

On a mainstage, performers adorned with exquisitely decorated headdresses and ceremonial garb, delighted pedestrians with their lilting - at times haunting - musical repertoires.

There were quite a few freebies, too.

At a handful of booths, the excited throngs sampled green tea, soy beverages, tasty noodle dishes cooked to perfection in a wok on open burners ringside, you name it.

McDonald’s got in on the action and was offering up yummy generous-sized frappes topped with delicious fresh whipped cream.

At the Thunder Valley Casino tent, I took my turn at the roulette wheel, and won a pair of trendy sunglasses.

Meanwhile, the Golden Gate bakery was ringing up a staggering number of sales.

Patient customers waited in line for up to one hour to purchase their legendary custard tarts and mooncakes purchased singly or packed in fancy dress boxes affixed with a royal red ribbon.

As I stood in the line, a couple of strangers waltzed up and asked me what was so special about the Golden Gate to attract such a long line in the street.

A look at the beaming faces of the customers - exiting with purchases in hand - said it all.

The baked goods are simply scrumptious and worth waiting for.

All around, there was such a feeling of good will, too.

Many of the owners of the shops that lined the main alley that is Grant Street, were flogging quality jackets, sweaters, and souvenirs at bargain basement prices.

Good karma on such an auspicious occasion, I expect!

If you’re quick on the uptake, you can catch the festival tomorrow (Sunday Sept. 19th).

See ‘ya there!




 
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