Michael Phelps...nabs 4 Golds! Bad boy persona worries coach!

Swimming dude with attitude problem?

With his girlfriend waving enthusiastically from the stands, Michael Phelps - in pretty top form for the most part and geared up to meet the competition (well, almost; he bowed out of one individual medley with the jitters) - nabbed 4 gold medals at last count today at the Pan Pacific Championships in Irvine (CA).

On occasion, the media star was late off the block, but - when it came to the wall - his turns were so precise that it caused a few sports commentators to refer to the studly swimmer as aquaman.

Underwater shots of the athlete's prowess revealed a style that was all power, full of grace, and a wonder for the eyes to behold.

In the final analysis, a strong focus - and controlled strokes - pushed the (of late "unpredicatable") smooth hard-body to the finish line to score gold booty time and time again.

Fortunately for Phelps - today's performances sharply contrasted with his last appearances at Irvine - where he was obviously out-of-shape (a big disappointment to fans in the stands) and struggling to keep ahead of a pack of hungry young swimmers on his tail vying for a spot on the coveted  U.S. team alongside the Olympic Gold Medalist.

Today, in the first leg he contributed in the men's medley, Phelps boasted a record-breaker - which must have left the likeable swimmer beaming when he broke the surface of the water and caught sight of the numbers.

In one one fly race, Phelps glided in to capture a Gold Medal at the Pan Pacific at a respectable 50.86 seconds flat.

Michael has the distinction of currently being the only swimmer in America to hit the finish line with times below 51 seconds (to date).

But, earlier today, elusive Phelps caught reporters off-guard when he bowed out of one event.

Phelps withdrew from the preliminary heats of the 200-meter individual medley at the Pan Pacific Championships which means that there will not be a rematch against long-time rival Ryan Lochte (the swimmer snatched up 5 golds as of this morning; one more than Phelps).

“Michael is going to skip the 200 IM this moarning so he can concentrate on the relay tonight,” coach Bob Bowman explained to startled reporters before the heat bright and early this morning.

The reason?

"It’s going to take three really good swims to get through that...and neither one of us feel...like he’s got three really good ones," his coach confessed.

Is Lockte edging out Phelps as the Numero Uno attraction at swim meets in America?

The scuttlebutt is not good.

Phelps backing down from healthy swim challenges?

The kid's trainer has been worried by the sudden change in the Phelps modus operandi.

 This is the first year Phelps willfully ignored training plans without excuse, for instance.

"Some days he would just not show for  practice," Bob Bowman confirmed for the record.

On occasion, the high-profile celeb was more inclined to dash off for a round of golf.

"There would be no phone call, no heads up," as Bowman anxiously walked the plank poolside a little perplexed by the unexpected turn-of-events.

Has Michael become water-logged - and lost interest in the sport - perchance?

The absences - and failure to communicate with handlers for days on end - some find alarming.

"Sometimes, I would get worried: 'Is he OK?'" Bowman confided to the press.

Is he?

News at 11!

 

Too much bonging & banging?

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Justin Bieber...35 minute stretched out SMILE a whale of a hit!

Bieber Warhol Pop style!

Nick Pittsinger had a hunch, tooled around with it, and ended rustling up a slow-mix version of a Justin Bieber hit that has been wowing even the most staunch cynics who previously wrote off the “Bieb” as pop fluff.

Granted, the crooner - who hails from Stratford-on-Avon (Canada) - tends to rattle out tunes in frenzied succession like some hopped-up speed freak on the edge.

But, with the “Smile” novelty circulating the Internet, there appears to be a wider appeal than ever before in respect to a fan base.

A thirty-five minute (29 second) stretched-out version (U Smile 800 % slower) comes across as some kind-of haunting chant that stirs the imagination.

It’s doubtful you’ll catch it on any of the commercial pop teen radio stations, but, it’s a trip worth tracking down on the wild-and-woolly net.

Shortly after the “Bieber's” slo-mo sound was posted on SoundCloud, it caught a wave, not unlike one in the eerily oceanic track which some find reminiscent of the plaintive cries of a whale.

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Hard Rock Cafe...Black & White Party! Benefit fundraiser tonight!

Tonight, the Hard Rock Café rumbles with style, as the annual Black &White party kicks-into high gear around 9 p.m. in Las Vegas.
Expect fashionistas to turn out in chic silhouettes - crafted in leather, elegant silks, you name it - alongside a slew of ensembles consisting of designer jeans with noticeable flourishes, graphic etched T’s, and sizzling hot footwear running the gamut from flawless heels to sturdy studly western-style boots.

The event is a fundraiser for AFAN - a non-profit agency - that is actively involved in the fight against HIV/AIDS in the Southern Nevada region.

Tickets
$35.00 (advance)
$40.00 (@ door)

Info
The Joint
Hard Rock Cafe
Las Vegas

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Addams Family...turning profit on Broadway despite bad critiques! Entertaining & Popular...

Depsite dismal reviews in April, when the curtain first went  up on The Addams Family on Broadway, the madcap production - adapted from the hit TV show of yesteryear - has soared to the top of the heap with a respectable rank in the top three.

And, when the Tony Awards passed the quirky production by, industry-insiders were prediciting doom and gloom.

But, John Doe and a posse of out-of-towners (in particular those who saunter into the Big Apple for a dinner and Broadway Show) don't pay much attention to the critics.

As the old saying goes:

"I may not know much about Art, but I know what I like."

Obviously, this truism carries over to live! stage! comedy bill-of-fare along the lines of the off-beat Addams Family.

Theatre-goers have also been scrambling to pluck up coveted tickets for - The Lion King and Wicked - while sure contenders (award-winners who got the nod) have been left in the dust behind all the glitz and glamour of Tin Pan Alley to duke it out with tough competition on the gloomy sidelines.

According to show-biz sources, the entertaining comedy - starring Nathan Lane - has mustered up a whopping fifty percent "pay back" to date - to the original backers of the show - with no end in sight.

Hopefully, during the end run, no one whistles back stage.

Who wants to tempt fate, after all?

TV Cast of Addams Family!

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Hillary Clinton...plastic surgery shocker! Stranger @ Press conference...

That's my gal!

(before botched surgery)

As usual, old antsy moi, was channel surfing (my attention deficit disorder was kicking in as usual this lazy afternoon) when a Press Conference -  focusing on a crisis and overseas political update - caught my eye.

OMG!

For a moment, I thought I spied a familiar mug in the slew of Officials faces on-camera - but no - that wasn't Hillary Clinton (was it?).

When the woman spoke, there were no noticeable inflections in the muscles, any spontaneous light-hearted emotions welling-up, or even a spark of  truth rippling across the dead-looking expressionless skin.

In fact, this woman almost looked of Asian decent, somehow.

An imposter, perhaps?

The visage of the well-coiffed dame was flat, smooth, and strikingly unreal (odd).

Sure enough - when a caption below singled out the name of the speaker on the podium - it turned out be the Secretary of State.

What happened to Hillary's face?

At first, under closer inspection, I thought that perhaps Clinton had changed her make-up to a thicker flatter base for effect.

What effect, God only knows!

The "look" was all wrong for the former 1st Lady - because her skin came across as lifeless, one-dimensional, and stretched ( in an unhealthy restricted way).

From what I could fathom in my armchair perch at home - although Mrs. Clinton was prettied up a tad with rouge and lipstick and eye-liner - the problem was not due to a bad touch-up job by a cheap make-up artist!

It appears that - poor Hillary - had the misfortune (like comedian Joan Rivers) to run a-muck with a plastic surgeon with unskilled of surgeon's hand - or just ended up a victim of a botched-up botox injection at the hands of an aesthetician who wasn't paying attention.

The lively spontaneous expressions that once spread across Hillary's face - rife with smidgens of mirth, consternation, delight, wonder, and candor - were no longer evident in what used to be a charismatic persona which was a joy to marvel.

Did Hillary go under the knife in a bold-faced effort to look "younger" - or simply to succumb to her vanity (and a desire to be wrinkle-free?)

I thought Hillary had more common sense (and self-confidence) than that!

Now, she looks like just another fake socialite with stretched skin that bespeaks of hideous self-loathing and tiresome common fear of aging in our youth-oriented hedonisic society.

Was it a bid to keep hubby - slick Willy - in the sack?

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Hillary's new face macabre!

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Michael Jackson...Western Style celebrated by Gene Autry Museum! Birthday tribute...

The Gene Autry Museum is sponsoring a Michael Jackson event on the anniversary of his birthday which takes a fun foray into how "The West was Worn" by the Pop Icon.

For example, the organizers at the Museum have focused on a few wardrobe items from the Pop star's eclectic collection of western outfits, and elected on the occasion to take an insightful peak at his fascination with the "look" and durability of the style.

The show opened August 17th and is installed in the imagination Gallery.

The space is a permanent Art Gallery dedicated to the imagery of the American West as it is depicted in popular culture.

Access to the installation is free with museum admission

Jeffrey Richardson, the Autry’s Associate Curator of Film and Popular Culture, hosted the opening event which was attended by Michael Jackson’s longtime costume designers Dennis Tompkins and Michael Bush.

The two generous industry professionals loaned the outfits to the museum.

Karen Faye, Jackson's hair and make-up artist, made contributions as well.

This exhibition was actually in throes of the planning stages before Mr. Jackson passed to spirit last year.

“When the Autry approached us in 2009 about contributing to this exhibit, we discussed it with Michael [ Jackson ] and he was excited and humbled by the request,” said Bush.

"It is our honor and privilege to in any way help fulfill Michael’s vision and to be able to share with the world a glimpse into the artistic collaboration we were so fortunate to have had with Michael Jackson for almost 25 years and contribute to furthering his incredible legacy for generations to come,” added Tompkins.

“I am delighted to have this exhibit here representing Michael and what Michael meant to this country and so many generations of fans,” beamed Jackie Autry, Founding Chair and Lifetime Trustee of the Autry National Center .

The Michael Jackson outfits stand inside a specially designed three-sided case featuring two full-size mannequins.

The costumes include a blue rhinestone and fringe cowboy outfit worn on the television variety show - The Jacksons - on March 2, 1977; a red-and-black bib-front shirt designed by Tompkins and Bush (who were responsible for many of the Western influences found in Jackson’s clothing); a fedora hat; aviator sunglasses; and a pair of altered Levi 501 jeans (embellished by Tompkins and Bush) that Michael wore on November 17th (1996)  while promoting the HIStory World Tour in Sydney.

In the center of the display case is the iconic single white glove which Jackson wore on the March 2002 cover of Vibe magazine.

That was the last official occasion that Michael was professionally photographed wearing his signature  trademark accessory.

Michael Jackson requested that  everything made for him be of museum-quality.

"This needs to be able to be displayed in a museum. It has to be detailed," MJ  underscored to Tompkins.

“It didn’t matter what the cost or the process it took to create a piece, if it didn’t work when he danced, it came off,” said Bush.

Other items on display include a Western-style belt and buckle that Jackson wore on several occasion - most noticeably - for the “Beat It” single record cover and promotional materials.

In addition, the exhibit includes a pair of steel cowboy boots, designed by Dennis Tompkins and Michael Bush, that Jackson wore to the White House in April 1990.

An original sketch of the red-and-black bib-front shirt by Tompkins and Bush is also prominently displayed and includes Michael Jackson’s signature.

A video accompanying the display features Jackson ’s performance of the hit songs “Cisco Kid” and “I Shot the Sheriff” on a set decorated to look like a Western saloon.

The Jackson western tribute is actually surrounded by objects belonging to the Cisco Kid, the Lone Ranger, John Wayne, and Clint Eastwood  - which makes for a nice touch - at the Autry.

“The Autry explores the diversity and complexity of the American West, a place of hopes and dreams where myth and history intertwine,” said Richardson .

For this installation, the Museum staff explore how a pop icon embodied the tradition and style of the American West throughout his illustrious career.

Because Michael Jackson was larger than life and a global icon, the influence behind his style may never be measured exactly, but it is undeniably felt as this exhibit attests to.

At the dazzling Autry, fans have the rare opportunity to get a glimpse at how Michael took everyday Western styles and made them uniquely his own.

"In the world of style, Jackson ’s willingness to try different patterns and designs made him truly special, " note the curators.

'While many of Jackson ’s costume influences - from military jackets to aviator sunglasses - are readily apparent, his frequent use of Western wear has gone virtually unnoticed."

The Michael Jackson installation is made possible by the generosity of the costume designers Dennis Tompkins and Michael Bush.

The Autry and Hot 92.3 FM Celebrate Michael Jackson’s Birthday on Sunday August 29th from 11:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.

The event will include Hot 92.3 FM DJ's spinning Michael Jackson music in the Museum Plaza, live dance performances and classes, zombies, birthday cake, and fun give-a-ways throughout the day.

Details & Info

www.TheAutry.org

www.Hot923.com

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American Airlines...to charge extra for front-row seats! Darling, it's all about baggage!

More leg room without the baggage!

 

You thought it was bad this past week when folks started to take a vacation with only the threads on their backs to avoid paying for baggage fees to the airlines.

Who wants to lug a suitcase, or an over-stuffed back-pack, and pay a pretty penny on top of it to be precious cargo down below in the hatch?

Yes - economy-mnded smart-minded travellers - figured they might as well pluck up a few duds along the course of their trip and boost their spirits in the process.

Times may be tough, but when that happens, the tough-minded get hip to novel ways to combat the dilemmas.

Looks like AA  (the airline often confused with Alcoholics Anonymous) has fathomed a way to wring out the last buck or two, though, just in case those trend-setting upstarts thought they could pull one over on 'em out on the tarmac.

Starting Wednesday, coach travellers had the option to pay $19 to $39 to cozy up front in coach, be the first to board, and have access to excess lockers in the overhead bins for their baggage at a smidgen of the cost most tourists are coughing up daily.

The fees will vary based on the length of the trip, so don't put your legs up for too long, 'cause you'll be dinged for it.

The tickets - known as Express Seats - are expected to be snapped up pronto.

It's a jungle out there, after all!

Who knows, just maybe, disgruntled first-class passengers will catch the trend, and forego on the pricey seats behind the curtain where they're normally treated to cheap cocktails and peanuts.

In that event, the flight attendants can just heave-ho the bags in that direction, snap closed the nifty partition, and charge what they want 'til doomsday.

Innovative travel is alive and well in America just bet your bottom dollar on it!

Fly the thrifty skies!

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Ken Russell...to appear at Aero Theatre! Devils & Altered States!

The first time I ever caught a screening of - "The Devils" - it was with a pal from Canada when we took a trek over to England and toured Paris and the South of France one sensual summer so many moons ago.

I vividly recall stepping out of the theatre into the picturesgue London Street around midnght, and remarking, how thoroughly disgusting I found the film to be.

But, I confess, over the years I have come to change my ideas about the Ken Russell masterpiece.

Russell will be forever remembered as a controversial and visionary artist with something of a third eye when it comes to making oddball dramas that have captivating images and themes, according to a Wikipedia biography.
Tomorrow evening - "The Devils" - will be on a double-bill with "Altered States" at the Aero Theatre as part of a tribute to the celebrated filmmaker.

Mr. Russell will be on hand to discuss his craft with the audience, so get there early, since I expect the special event will sell out quickly.

Aero Theatre
1328 Montana Avenue
Santa Monica, CA

Tickets
$11.00

Curtain:
7:30 p.m.

Altered States

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Eminem...album sales soar! 2.1 million bucks to date!

Billboad reported on Wednesday that Eminem has reclaimed the top slot for his newly-released offering "Recovery".

Initially, the album jump-started out of the gate when it was first released a few weeks ago.

Then, it slumped behind "Suburbs" to fall into the No. 2 slot.

This past week, when Suburbs dropped 66 percent, Eminem surged forward to hit No. 1 again with no competition coming from the rear.

Sales to date total a whopping 2.1 million - which puts Eminem in the enviable position of breathing down the neck of ever-popular "Lady Antebelum" - which remains top album to date with cash receipts tallying 2.5 million this year.

Eminem fans may purchase the "Recovery" album directly from the Tattler site by clicking on the link provided (to the right above and next to the publicity still of the rap star).

Make me rich in commissions, eh?

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The Expendables...big, loud, ballsy! Cliche waste of celluloid!

The credits were smart and slick, and a dynamic score built up a helluva-lot of suspense in the opening scenes, but once the Expendables began to unravel (!) on the silver screen, it was obvious that a few once-celebrated careers were most definitely (out-of-whack) or on the wane.

In the build up to the World premiere, Sylvester Stallone trotted out his cocky old self on all the high-profile tabloid talk shows, to promote his new bag of celluloid tricks.

With a whimsy of snake-oil-salesman smoke-and-mirror chicanery, the still-attractive hunk, managed to convince TV viewers that it just may be a hoot to travel down memory lane with his paunchy over-the-hill gang of body-builders.

For example, in a sly effort to pack the movie theatres, the aging Lothario actually waxed poetic about his once-masterful action-hero days.

If "The Expendables" is Sly's vision for the future - and the much-ballyhooed return of action! thrills! and adventure! to the genre - then the biz is in trouble!

There were a few commendable bravado moments on screen - indeed - which flashed forward-and-back now-and-then, but most of the pickings were pretty slim.

The flick had a lot of firepower, alright, but it was predictably pre-packaged and Fed-Exed from the special effects team at the studio.

Call it formula flim-flam.

Hollywood Action Hero Film 101.

Even the popcorn was wasted on this doozey; after all, I fell asleep in my comfy theatre seat about twenty minutes into a thin plot that went nowhere fast, man!

If it wasn't for an - overly-loud in-your-face explosion or two - I probably would have slept right thru.

In fact, that was probably part of Sly's failing here.

There was too much emphasis on visuals and smash-ups - and not enough focus - on plot or story or character development and - blah blah blah.

Well, with Rocky, what did 'ya expect?

Stallone must have texted this baby, from one over-the-hill hunk to the next, until the script was finally hammered out eventually piece-by-sorry-piece.

If what Mickey Rourke said was true the other night on Jay Leno - about crafting his own dialogue for his scenes - then he gets the nod for being the one lone talent in a cast of misfits that couldn't act (or fathom) their way out of a paper bag these days.

Oh, with one exception.

Eric Roberts, in a smaller role, stole scenes (that's how good an actor he is).

But, when you get right down to the nitty-gritty, there wasn't much to crow about in that department.

Sure, the Expendables boasted a cast of action-hero heavyweights from an inglorious yesteryear.

Except for Rourke & Roberts, it was all mere fluff, I dare say!

In fact, when Arnold Schwarzenegger strode in at one point in a surprise (?) cameo, he managed to sully his whole career in an acting stint that was so stinko bad that it rates a "Razzy" this year.

And, it just may ruin his bid for President!

As to the action, well, a dash of explosions here - a tense moment or two there - does not an entertaining (or critically-acclaimed) film make.

One astute men's room critic hit the nail on the head after flushing the toilet on his way out the theatre door.

"That didn't make much sense at all, did it?"

Heck no!

Flush twice, it's a long way to the Executive offices.

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Gold Nugget Collection...for sale in Nevada's Carson City!

A unique gold collection is up for sale.

If  you're in the market for 170 specimens of gold in nugget and crystalline form, then this is the collection for you.

The "World's Rarest Gold Collection" is valued at $5 million.

The decision to sell the collection, comes when the precious metal is selling at an all-time nominal high of more than $1,200 an ounce.

Bidding on the collection will start at $1.1 million.

The collection first went on display shortly after a gentleman by the name of Richard Graves  purchased the Carson Nugget in 1954, said Guy Rocha, the former state archivist.

But, if you're looking for a bargain - because of a high-pressure need by the Casino to increase their cash flow - forget it.

The Carson Nugget in Carson City is doing very well.

"The collection is not an asset that's necessary for the daily general operations of the Nugget," resort President Steve Neighbors noted for the record.

The sale started on Aug. 1st and will end at 12 p.m. on Sept. 14th.

Bids must be sent by e-mail to Neighbors and Fred Holabird, a licensed broker from Reno.
Holabird, also a mining geologist, said the Nugget collection is one of the country's two premiere public gold displays, the other in Mariposa, Calif.

Neighbors said a portion of the income from the sale will be used on deferred maintenance for the casino and its City Center Motel, 800 N. Carson St.

The rest will go to the Hop and Mae Adams Foundation, which will help fund the City Center downtown redevelopment project that includes developing a library, business incubator and office and retail space.

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Steven Slater...reality show! Offers for Jet Blue renegade rolling in!

Steve at home in kitchen rustling up some grub!

Word out of Hollywood is that Steven Slater - the "take your job and shove it guy" - has hooked up with a top-ranked publicist with clout who is now fielding a myriad of enticing offers being floated his way.

Books. TV appearances. Nightclub routines.

First up?

A reality show that would have Slater smack dab in the glare of the spotlight finding ways for unhappy American workers around the country to "quit" their jobs.

Novel idea, eh?

Some of the tabloid new anchors are up in the arms at the mere thought of it - though - in view of the intriguing developments that have unfolded in the past forty-eight hours or so.

For starters, authorities at the airport have been unable to locate the feisty gal the flighty flight attendant alleged bopped him on the head (which supposedly triggered the startling chain-reaction turn of events being discussed the world-over now).

Was it all a figment of his imagination, I wonder.

Too many drinkie-poohs, Steven?

With that in mind, one busty broad with a loud mouth at a Geraldo-style gab fest, was inclined to hazzard a guess that Slater had a credibility problem.

In a nutshell?

"You can't have a reality show, if the incident never took place."

What, no security video available, to sift through at an airport???

Body scans, yes. Those perverts!

"America would never accept a reality show, if it wasn't based on reality," another piped up in disgust.

You don't say!

Even still, there is an obvious built-in ratings twist.

The train - um - plane wreck mentality is bound to rustle up a truckload of ratings.

Today, in one quarter, an irate talk show host got mad when she caught sight of publicity stills of the former Jet Blue employee backstage mingling with Pop Diva Barry Mannilow.

'OMG!"

"He's just cashing in, isn't he?"

Just maybe, they were sharing tips on highlighting.

Jealous!

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Yoko Ono...Orpheum October Concerts! Yes! We are the Plastic Ono Band!

Yoko Ono's live! concerts in New York last year were such a success that the former Mrs. John Lennon has slated performances for the Los Angeles upbeat club scene this fall.

In fact, critics at the New York Times raved that the "Plastic Ono Band's" sold-out performances in the Big Apple were:

"Ghostly, furious, dreamy, caustic, urgent, exultant, and orgasmic."

Sean Ono Lennon will take on the heady task of musical direction when the concerts rage on stage at the Orpheum in October (2010).

Yoko and Sean will be backed by musical gems Yuka Honda and Cornelius (featuring Keigo Oyamada,  Shimmy Hirotaka Himizu, and Yuko Araki).

According to Yoko, once the names of the guest stars are announced, there will be a run on tickets.

The musical extravaganza is appropriately billed:

"WE ARE THE PLASTIC ONO BAND"

Tickets
(Pre-Sale)

IMAGINEPEACE.com

Ticketmaster.com
1-800-745-3000.

Ticket Prices

$60.00 - $150.00

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Barack Obama...tracking the PREZ's motorcade in LA LA LAND! Seattle-bound!

Cutting down on Motorcade needs!

In spite of some harping in recent days about the President's sagging popularity in the polls, normally-jaded media hounds were inclined to gush - and eagerly track - every move of the President this morning from tony Hancock Park to the industrial arm at LAX airport before his hasty departure.

"Oh, there he is," one female reporter blurted out like a silly schoolgirl, as the door to the helicopter opened wide on the tarmac, and Barack Obama gingerly stepped out.

As Obama strode a few short feet from the snazzy whirley-bird to Government Jet, he quickly rebuffed one ballsy local reporter, who tried to engage the President in a conversation by shouting out a timely question Barack allowed to fall on deaf ears.

Ooops!

Inappropriate protocol!

With all eyes glued on Obama, one local news outlet opted to toss the glare of the spotlight on last night's fiasco in the mean streets of Los Angeles.

Irate motorists were allegedly furious over the snarling traffic that erupted like a flash flood once the main arteries in-and-out of Hancock Park were cut-off forcing the locals to fend for themselves in a hopeless barrage of honking horns, frazzled nerves, and stalled vehicles on side streets in the vicinity of the President's motorcade.

And what an entourage it was.

"Excessive," fumed one.

To add to the annoyance?

In spite of the fact Barack was inside and out of harm's way for a few hours during the height of rush hour traffic, the Secret Service needlessly kept residents at bay.

The oversight triggered an onslaught of angry calls to KTLA.

There were quite a few tweets, too, in which frustrated residents grumbled about the disruptive traffic jams caused by an excessive influx of government security details and a flash of motorcade glitz.

"It was almost a miracle when the grid lock finally let up," one dial-in-caller joked..

At the airport this morning, it looked like a lock-down, though," another one sniffed.

Barack is now zipping off to Seattle for a 3-day visit and a tour of the city.

"The secret service's advance teams took off for the Pacific Northwest earlier today to do a baby check," one anchor laughed.

As the door of the aircraft closed, envious pundits joked about the perks.

"Now, he gets free peanuts."

 And, he can slip off his shoes, and relax a bit.

Hail to the Chief.

And, look out Seattle, he's heading your way!

Secret Service shadow Prez!

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WyldWhetherBrother$ - California Gurls

Proposition 8...court flip-flops! 9th Circuit to hear appeal on gay marriage ban!

 

"Stays" and being misunderstood at the altar!

There they go again!

In response to a petition to "stay" gay marriages (in California) pending a review by the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals - Justices in the higher court with appropriate jurisdiction have put an indefinite "hold" on the ruling of Judge Vaughn Walker who "lifted the ban" last week.

Confused yet?

In a nutshell, no gay man or woman will be able to trot down the aisle with City Hall's blessing, until all the appeals have been exhausted, or one of the parties has tossed the towel into the ring disgusted.

The decision - issued by a three-judge panel at the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals (on occasion nine- member panels may be petitioned to preside over appellate court proceedings) - effectively sets aside Walker's prior ruling which would have allowed same-sex marriages to continue at the stroke of midnight on August 18th (2010).

In a  precise two-page order granting the stay, the Justices noted their intention to expedite the proceedings, which will focus on Proposition 8 and Judge Walker's findings.

In what amounts to a break in normal scheduling, the Justices have announced through a court-house spokesperson, that the controversial case will be heard the week of Dec. 6th (2010).

To avoid any possible hint of impropriety - or scandal - a second panel (consisting of three Justices) will be installed to preside over the legal proceedings.

"We are very gratified that the 9th Circuit has recognized the importance and the pressing nature of this case by issuing this extremely expedited briefing schedule," beamed Ted Boutrous, who is a member of the plaintiffs' legal team.

To catch up on all the proceedings to date, follow the links below.

Post: 08/13/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/08/proposition-8us-judge-stays-ban-on-gay.html

Post: 08/05/10

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Currently, same-sex couples can legally tie-the-knot in Massachusetts, Iowa, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire and Washington, D.C.

Stay posted!

9th Circuit Justice got caught with Porno on laptop!

(Alex Kozinski)

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Barack Obama...no shirtless pot shots! $2500.00 blue plate specials...

Barack takes splash in Gulf's healed waters!

Barack steps into Hollywood glamour circles tonight!

In a bold-faced effort to boost the tourist trade in the State of Florida - Barack & Michelle (with a 1st daughter in tow) - jetted down to the Gulf Coast overnight for a fun relaxing day of sun and sand and surf.

"The beaches are open for business," the President assured Americans, just before he stripped down to his trunks and splashed about in pristine torquoise-colored swells, that rolled in on inviting sandy white beaches.

The setting was right for an exotic Cocktail, but the Prez sprang for ice-cream instead, to his handlers' relief.

Fashionistas probably noticed here was a style switcheroo or two.

Instead of wonky old "Mom" slacks, the President sported black designer jeans, with breezy white silk shirt open at the collar.

Sexy!

But, the sun-drenched junket was not without a tense moment or two.

Although Obama was in a festive mood, he still managed to warn the press about one thing.

"No shirtless publicity stills, please."

Meanwhile, the President will be sorting through a handful of pricey dress shirts tonight, as he prepares for an entrance at a ritzy high-profile fund-raiser in Hollywood.

A who's who of celebrities will cough up $2500.00 a ticket to rub shoulders with Barack Obama (and toss in an extra five hundred bucks to stick around for dinner).

That must be quite a burger!

Insiders have confirmed that Pop Diva Barbra Streisand and the award-winning filmmaker Steven Spielberg will attend the chi-chi affair.

Undoubtedly, the two high-profile power brokers will be forced to slip inside the gates of the Hancock Park estate in a clandestine fashion, to avoid  protestors expected to rally outside in the street voicing their disapproval over Obama's failure to take action on pressing immigrant issues.

Elsewhere in the tony enclave, irate residents were angry with the local police, for neglecting to inform motorists about the President's scheduled speaking engagement.

Undoubtedly, they hurled a few choice words at the President's motorcade as it roared by, while they stewed in the sweltering sun in snarling traffic jams until late in the evening.

Michelle's stylish Spain vacation caused a stir!

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Barack Obama...Mosque replaces World Trade Center! Slap to 911 victims!

Ground Zero Memorial

 

Over the weekend, the President ruffled a few feathers and triggered a controversy, when he weighed in on the subject of Muslims erecting a Mosque in the shadow of the Ground Zero memorial under construction in mid-Manhattan..

With a bit of a strain (tension?) in his voice, the President underscored in no uncertain terms, that Muslims have the right to build a mosque where they "choose" pursuant to the U.S. Constitution.

"Muslims have the same right to freedom of religion as everyone else in America," he declared in a White House speech on Friday evening.

Duh!

Most folks - critics and supporters alike - were already keenly aware of that fact.

And, are in accord with the acceptable argument.

Then, why are opponents (a smattering of Democrats, too) in a huff over the issue, bright and early this August morning?

For starters, a niggling question remains.

Does Obama honestly believe (in his own heart of hearts) that erecting a Mosque - "this-close" - to "Ground Zero" (where thousands died a horrible death at the hands of foreign terrorists) - is of little little or no consequence?

If so, then the President needs to re-think the situation.

After all, the two structures generating so much heated dialogue, are not just buildings being constructed out of mere mortar, steel, and stone.

In this instant case, the two architectural beauties envisioned by their creators, represent free-standing symbols intended to profoundly resonate (and speak volumes) in their own unique way about their own respective cultures.

In view of the events unfolding in recent days, one has to  wonder, will the Mosque (and what the structure represents) ever be able to overcome its potential to hurt?

Many believe that a Mosque built according to the plan that is underway - at the current location - amounts to nothing short of a slap in the face to the 9/11 victims and their loved ones - and ultimately - is indicative of poor judgment and "bad taste".

What is the subliminal message being transmitted here?

The World Trade Center - a symbol of America - was destroyed.

And, in its place, a Muslim House of Worship is being erected.

Mr. President, what are your thoughts on THAT sentiment?

Obama's willingness to side-step the obvious (i.e., lousy idea) - coupled with his audacity to speak up now (in the manner he did) for political reasons and with an eye on the upcoming elections - has turned the issue into a National one.

In fact, judging by the reactions of pundits and politicians over the past forty-eight hours, Obama's impromptu statements have propelled him full-throttle into a debate that Democrats have been trying to avoid for weeks.

Now, a handful of his cronies (and supporters) feel they've been put on the spot.

With three months to go before the mid-term elections, they were decidedly  nervous about the prospect of trying to hold the house, because of Obama's drop in popularity at the polls and approval rating.

Also, until the Friday night fiasco busted the political terrain wide open, the White House expressed its desire to stay out of local decision-making (Mosque controversy, for example).

What happened?

Well, 'ya know what they say.

"Loose lips sink ships."

In a nutshell, Obama couldn't keep his yap closed on the issue, for some inexplicable reason.

Yes, Muslims have the right to build where they wish - but shouldn't the land developers acquiesce under the circumstances - to show respect (something they so vigorously seek for themselves daily) for loved ones forced to grapple with the Mosque dilemma - now that Obama hurled it into the controversial light over the weekend?

One also has to wonder - in view of the outrage - why Muslims have refused to reconsider?

Constitution aside, shouldn't the Muslims (a religious entity) entertain the idea of a relocation, if only to appease the "dead" and the loved ones who mourn them?
God willing!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor...News alert! Star given last rites...

In the wake of a nasty fall which sent the former beauty Queen - Zsa Zsa Gabor - to the hospital for emergency medical care (and in spite of subsequent efforts by Doctors over the past few weeks to restore the celebrated Bel Air socialite back to good health) - it has just been announced that Zsa Zsa Gabor has been given her last rites.

Over the past week, a number of posts have been published to keep fans up-to-date on Ms. Gabor's medical condition, which just turned for the worse a scant few hours ago.

Background

Post:  08/06/10

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Post:  08/12/10

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News updates to follow!

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Elvis Presley...fans swarm to Graceland to mourn King!

The original Americn Idol!

  

Graceland!

A solemn procession of fans zig-zagged down the street, soft etheric light flickered from mood-enhancing candles casting shadows that played with the imagination, and strains of nostalgic Elvis Presley hits fluttered about soulfully this way 'n that.

Ah-ha!

The date marking the calendar (August 16th) is the 33rd Anniversary of the King's death and the fans haven't forgotten.

In fact, thousands upon thousands of El fans descended on Graceland from around the planet to put in a show at the annual candlelight vigil which attracted respectful mourners expected to hang-out overnight 'til the wee hours of the morning.

Some probably sadly shook their heads as they shuffled along to his resting place.

After all, the Pop crooner - who started out recording simple straight-forward tunes at Sun Records way-back-when - passed to spirit at such a young age (42).

Die-hard followers were inclined to play their favorite El tunes as they waited patiently for their chance to say a prayer or pay their respects in front of his decorative gravestone.

The procession toppe off (and officially closed out) a festive week of entertaining events such as feature film screenings, Elvis sightings, tribute competitions, and on-going upbeat dialogues about all-things Elvis Presley at fan club meetings.

This year, the Elvis event boasted insightful conversations  with writers, photographers and close friends of Elvis.

For example, Joe Esposito (a member of El's entourage also-known-as the Memphis Mafia) was on hand to the delight of those in attendance.

Fans from as far away as Japan and England browsed Graceland's sprawling souvenir shopping center and gathered under a large tent across the street from the mansion to listen to performers belt out Elvis tunes.

One fan's comments best expressed the feelings of many.

"Elvis has touched a lot of hearts, and there's something spiritual about him."

Amen!

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Tila Tequila...stoned on stage! Sexy tease angers fans!

Slutty star does not always cause rise in Levi's!

 

A sensual strut - that some dudes at the packed concert perceived as a slutty low-class tease - triggered a posse of rowdy rockers to lob rocks at perky reality star Tila Tequila.

The "Gathering of the Juggalos" concert (Hardin County, Ill.) turned ugly, in fact.

Amidst a swirl of confusion, Tequila swore up-and-down that she was not responsible for the mob scene which erupted on Saturday.

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got to the center, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair...'cause they threw fire crackers on stage."

Heavy duty, man!

A wild drama concocted to drum up much-needed publicity, perchance?

The County Sheriff's office confirmed that Tequila (A shot of  Love /MTV) confessed that she was injured by music-lovers who attended the concert.

But, officials have not released any additional details pending an investigation.

One performer - also booked for the event - confirmed to CNN that Tequila was mobbed by hundreds of fans who chased her off the stage.

"She was taunting them," he accused amidst a handful of excited onlookers from the sidelines.

"She didn't know how to handle the swarms of fans. She took her top off and they got really violent," another observant bystander noted to the paparazzi.

Apparently, Tequila twittered plans to file a lawsuit against the concert organizers, but I missed the tweet.

"Pretty soon the owners who run the "Juggalos" will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men," she wailed to all within earshot.

With a nod to Jimmy Fallon, I say:

"There outta be a law against earthy reality TV show stars from flipping off their enhanced D-cups disguised as cheezy bikini-tops."

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Triskaidekaphobia...Friday 13th fears & superstitions!

If you called into work sick on Friday, and hid under the covers all day, chances are you suffer from a rare disease that is recognized by the medical community.

Likewise, folks who were in Las Vegas this past Friday, may have lolled by the pool soaking up rays  instead of venturing into a Casino to gamble.

No wonder!

The calendar read Friday the 13th, after all.

Individuals who fear that day suffer from triskaidekaphobia (from Greek tris meaning "3," kai meaning "and," and deka meaning "10").

Although I am pretty superstiitious - I don't walk under ladders, for instance - I have no qualms strolling about on Friday 13th.

That isn't to say that the paranoia of some is not unfounded or to be ignored as a silly notion.

Indeed - from a practical standpoint - there may be a lot of substance to some fears.

For instance, it may not be wise to walk under a ladder for obvious reasons:

An open can of paint or worker's  tool may fall down out-of-the-blue - just because - sh** happens!

Pass a knife to a friend and you might cut them - hence the superstition - so, don't do it!

The fear of number 13 is a powerful one - so much so - that architects have designed buildings without a 13th floor for decades without batting-an-eye or feeling foolish about the practice.

Likewise, elevators are rarely ever numbered or programmed to stop at the 13th level.

Are the builders being irrational?

Not when you consider what went down in the feature films - Friday the 13th - or the screamer Hallowe'en!

There is a common myth that the earliest reference to thirteen being unlucky or evil is from the Babylonian Code of Hammurabi (circa 1780 BCE), where the thirteenth law has been omitted.

Some Christians teach that Judas (the disciple who betrayed Jesus) was the 13th individual to sit at the table at the Last Supper.

And, history confirms what kind of day Christ was faced with, after that.

A word of advice?

Walk quietly with a big stick when the ominous occasion rolls around again.

Better safe, than sorry!

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Writing tips...from the desk of Julian Ayrs!

The Internet provides a number of thought-provoking informative forums - and burgeoning blog sites - where inspired individuals may contribute their ideas on a myriad of topics ranging from the social to the political in nature.

In recent days, it has not escaped my attention - though - that many of the contributors fall short in their overall writing ability or the skills necessary to express themselves in a straight-forward understandable way.

For this reason, I am instituting a new feature at the Tattler.

"Writing tips...from the desk of Julian Ayrs."

So, with little more ado, here's the first new tip:

"Say what you mean"

  And,

"Mean what you say!"

'Til next time.

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Morphine...OMG! Don't mix with alcohol! Deadly potential...

Morphine potentially dangerous when mixed with alcohol!

In spite of all the sensational hoopla that tends to swirl around a celebrity when they get busted for a DUI - in tandem with a dose of prescription drugs - let's say - simple facts about the potential side effects of the interaction of the two are often left cloaked in intrigue and mystery.

Sometimes the end result may be a tragedy or two.

For example, even I invited a close-call the other night, when I threw caution to the oasis winds and headed out for a cocktail after it slipped my mind that a nurse gave me an injection of morphine just prior to my discharge at Sunrise Medical facility just earlier.

Suddenly, out-of-the-blue - as I delighted in a little action at the slot machines - blood rushed to my face as wobbly sailor's legs also gave the visual impression that I was slightly bombed to all of the other Casino guests in attendance at the midnight hour at the tony Hilton.

And, it was tough-going the following morning - when I found myself in a bit of a lingering stupor and struggling to haul ass out of my comfy bed - as I attempted to  locate an in-depth pamphlet on the subject of  drugs and their potential side effects.

OMG!

According to the manufacturers - inadvertently mixing morphine and alcohol was not only unwise - but potentially life-threatening.

No wonder I was nearly knocked on my a** unexpectedly as the romantic evening unfolded.

Needless to say, I expect to be more careful in the future when out for a night on the town.

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