Saturday, July 17, 2010

Death...releases the spirit! But, the footprints remain...










Out-of-the-blue, now and then, a screwball comment glides into my e-mail box which causes me to scratch my head in disbelief.

Some folks are so ignorant about subtle Noble truths and glaring realities on this mortal plain of existence, that it boggles the sensibilities.

Yes, life is like a box of chocolates, rife with both treacherous land mines and awesome treasures.
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The nerve of a pushy handfull is downright disconcerting, though.

For instance, over the weekend, two individuals (unknown to me 'til now) zipped off e-mails urging me to delete a post which contained negative comments about a pal of theirs who met an untimely death in a traffic accident recently.

One of the blustery characters tried a bit of psychology to bully me into zapping the offending post into oblivion on the grounds that "allowing" negative comments about a person - in this instant case, quite a despicable one - was disrespecful to the dead.

In a nutshell, the publication of the disparaging post was initially triggered because of shocking abusive conduct levelled at me during the course of a local film festival (all to my damage).

I was attending festival circuit screenings in my capacity as a Film Critic in the Los Angeles area, and in the nerve-wracking midst of zipping off upbeat posts for publication on the Tattler (from a make-shift Press Room hastily thrown together by the organizers at a local Mall), when the wiry little know-it-all strode up and chastized me for allegedly "hogging" a laptop.

What a heapload of BS!

Instead of being grateful for the thouands of dollars of free publicity - and flattering posts which triggered quite a few ticket sales at the box office - the demented gal continued to gun for me thereafter.

At every turn, she pestered and annoyed me whenever possible, in fact.

At this juncture, her snotty unprofessional conduct - and a gross lack  of organization at the Festival - inspired the idea for an expose on the film festival circuit.

For example, I tossed  the glare of the spotlight on disturbing behind the scenes screw-ups, a lack of organization on the red carpet which caused film honchos to groan and mumble, and the shoddy way festival officials and inexperienced "could-care-less" volunteers dealt with crowd control, celebrity guests, and so forth and so on.

The neurotic little whiff of a thing must have been sitting on her computer to catch my posts fresh off the laptop - because seconds after the article was published on line - she bolted  through the press room doors and made a bee-line for me, crouched down, and hissed:

"I want you to leave right now!"

"Okie Dokie," I mumbled, or something to that effect.

As I started to exif, she suddenly screamed at me in a nails-on-the-blackboard tone of voice:

"Why would you do that (post the nasty article)," she angrily demanded, as festival-goers lolling about nearby snapped to attention all ears.

"Because you're an asshole," I retorted.

She glared at me in shock and - for once  - was totally speechess.

"And," I quipped - almost as an afterthought - "You know what? I never used to think a woman could be an asshole. But, you are definitely an exception to the rule, obviously."

In a sincere effort to avoid any further altercations, I plucked up my briefcase, and headed toward the glass doors for a quick exit.

Just as I was about to step through the opening that beckoned, the looney co-ordinator suddenly grabbed the handle, and tried to slam the door in my face.

As I was about half-way through the exit, the screwball loser grabbed my body, and tried to physically prevent me from going my way.

Gosh!

One moment, the dizzy broad was demanding I leave the festival grounds - in the next - she was trying to prevent me from departing the press room in one piece.

As I dashed down the walk to get as far away as possible from the mentally-disturbed young lady, she proceeded to scream out at the top of her lungs:

"Security! Stop that man."

Huh?

I continued on in a bold-faced effort to escape her bizarre clutches.

However, as I started to trot across the parking lot, she came from the rear (spunky little spitfire!) and  yelled at shoppers in the Mall parking lot to detain me.

When I spied security about to cross my path, I came to a stop out-of-breath, and asked for his kind assistance.

"Some wacho festival employee is trying to hold me against my will," I managed to utter.

Almost on cue, she dashed up to the security guard, and demanded that he prevent me from driving off until her boss arrived on-the-scene.

The security guard, an intelligent thoughtful man, scolded her.

"Miss, you can't physically hold this man against his will. He hasn't done anything."

So, with a nod from the Mall employee, I headed off to my car.

That was the last night I ever saw Miss goody two-shoes alive!

Then, as aforementioned herein above, I learned a couple of days ago that the power-hungry festival nut lost her life during the course of a traffic accident recently.

For this reason, and "out of respect for her", a couple of friends asked that I delete the original post.

On the contrary, it shall remain in its published state on the world wide web, until the sorry day the Internet falls down and goes boom all around us.

For the record, I take the position that while death "releases" the spirit from this mortal coil, the footsteps of the individual (DNA, too) remain etched in space and mark their place in time (whether good, bad or indifferent).

The notion that the young woman's untimely demise should be worthy cause to delete the post - which reported on her shocking abusive conduct -  is sheer lunacy.

When Hitler died, was there a cry for an expungement of all documents and papers and things Hitler, and his gang of murderous thugs?

No, of course not!

If I am not mistaken, while obit authors handle the "dead" with kid gloves generally, it is not beyond History buffs to give a brief run-down on scandals and/or associations which may have plagued their sorry individual lives, which resulted in a fall from Grace, and so forth and so on.

The attainment of " Death" does not bestow great honors on the dearly departed.

So, why should life's chroniclers take a stab at polishing up flawed personalities on the world stage, after the last gasp has finally sealed their fate?


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Lady Gaga...Poker face slips as Justin Bieber zooms to top slot! Oh, baby!





In recent weeks, the mercurial Lady Gaga - oh she - of the wild madcap chapeau, racy (at times avant-garde) tribally-inspired ritual garb inclined to incite, and ubiquitous towering heel (OMG!) - had much to shake her gender-bending image about.

At the " World Music Awards", for instance, the pop flavor of the year  was singled out - and consequently - buoyed up into the International glare of the musical spotlight when she nabbed four  coveted trophies in top prestigious categories such as Best New Artist, Best Single, Best Album, and Best Pop Rock Artist.

And, just this past week, the Pop Diva boasted that her fan base on Facebook was just rocking - thank you very much - at a staggering 10 million plus.

Unfortunately, just yesterday, there was a hiccup.

"Poker Face" - 'til now the most-highly-viewed video on YouTube - was left idling in stardust when Justin Bieber's pop hit (BABY) zoomed into the blogosphere a silver bullet.

Imagine the creative outcome, if Justin & Lady Gaga knocked heads on a studio recording session, or two.

The dynamic duo would take the free world by storm.

Music is the Universal language, after all!




Friday, July 16, 2010

Las Vegas...the strip's "Deuce" a poorly-designed double-decker bus!








City Officials thought they were being so hip when they drummed up the idea for the "Deuce" - a double-decker bus (etched with splashy images and eye-catching colorful designs on the exterior shell) - to whisk tourists along the glitzy strip in a bold-faced effort to reduce bumper-to-bumper traffic.

Although the fares have always been pricey ($3.00 for a two-hour stint around the desert oasis and seven bucks for a twenty-four hour pass) savvy world travellers haven't  blinked-an-eye at the expenditure.

Unfortunately, the manufacturers who designed the Deuce, must have used midgets for role models when fathoming the spacing requirements.

For example, on many occasion when I have stood to exit, I have bumped my head on the ceiling (or spied another tourist  doing the same) because the overhang is low over the seats which rest on a podium.

If an average-sized male doesn't crouch and gingerly step out of the alcove - BAM - he'll bump his noggin'.

Ouch!

Notwithstanding that glaring design flaw, another one tthat was conjured up to create a cozy four-seater nook, went totally awry.

Unless the rider is a child, or short in stature, they'll end up knocking knees with the tourist across from them (as they shift in their seat to find a position where their body space won't be invaded by undesireables).

And, the rinky-dink stairwell - crafted in plastic - is so steep and narrow that cautious passengers do a double-think before chancing what is bound to be a precarious adventure.

Lady Gaga beware!

The drivers, with all the personality of a worm leave a lot to be desired, too!

One day, I chatted up an English bloke from across the pond who was on vacation with his wife.

According to the affable gent, the Deuce was designed by an English manufacturer.

Uh-huh.

Those clever limey's found a way to stick it to the Americans!




Lindsay Lohan...enters rehab! Toxic friends shunned! Shapiro to head up defense!




Lindsay's once-healthy glow!



Amid a swirl of speculation, Lindsay Lohan "checked into" a respected rehab facility yesterday afternoon with a copy of "Toxic Friends" tightly grasped in hand.

Uh-huh.

In the old days, insider-druggies were referred to as enablers - but, oh! - how the times have changed.

Now that Ms. Lohan has dumped former legal counsel, celebrity lawyer Shapiro (of O.J. Simpson fame) has stepped up to the plate to try to bat a 100 for the troubled starlet desperately seeking a get-out-of-jail-free card.

Rumors abound that the "Mean Girls" star is pinning her hopes on smooth-talking Shaprio to convince the Judge to forego on the slammer so that LL may continue on at rehab a girl uninterrupted.

I expect Lohan anticipates that Her Honor will have a short memory and won't take the part-ay girl to task in respect to disrespectful scribbled texts (Fu** you) subtly etched on her pampered nails last time before the bench warmer which hinted at her contempt for the court.

Does Shapiro have the chutzpah to pull it off?

The clinic - Pickford Lofts - was set up Shapiro, after his son Brent died of a drug overdose in 2005.



Shapiro will spin legal magic!

Chelsea Clinton...ties knot in chi-chi enclave amidst celebrity guests! July 31st!


Chelsea to don designer gown fashioned in snow white!
(though not a Virgin)



Quaint Rhineback
(New York)



To the locals, it is being hailed as the wedding of the century.

Nothing but the best for Daddy's little girl!

Though a fresh-faced beauty now, Americans may recall those awkward days in the glare of the spotlight at the White House, when it wasn't always so for the once-gangly young teen who blossommed into womanhood a pretty young woman nonetheless.

Did a surgeon's hand play any part in it?

Of course, I am referring to Chelsa Clinton, the daughter of a former U.S. President.

After a long sensible courtship, Chelsea and her reliable beau - Marc Mezvinsky - are finally headed for wedded bliss on July 31st.

In many respects, the much-anticipated union, is nothing short of a fairy tale in the making.

The handscome couple have chosen to tie-the-knot amdist the luxurious trappings of an exquisite turn-of-the-century estate designed to resemble the Grand Trianon at Versailles.

The Beaux Arts mansion, set atop a high bluff, was built by legendary tycoon John Jacob Astor IV.

In spite of the fact there has been a bold-faced attempt to shroud the high-profile union of the two celebrated families in secrecy, as usual, insiders "in-the-know" have managed to feret out enough details to satiate the hunger of the locals and media hounds craving juicy gossip about all the delicious goings-on in their midst.

Terrapin Restaurant, a popular watering hole in the heart of town, will cater the rehearsal dinner.

There are sure to be ample generous servings of the prime dish (horseradish-encrusted Ahi tuna with miso aioli) to feed the inner circle (a picky lot, by the way) according to sources.

Although the guest list is top secret, it is rumored that President Obama and 1st Lady Michelle have been offered the opportunity to breeeze into town to catch the nupitals under the close scrutiny and watchful eyes of a top-notch detail of seasoned FBI security personnel.

White House staff swear up-and-down that the President will not attend, though.

Ted Turner, feisty talk-show host Oprah Winfrey, and politico Barbra Streisand - are allegedly on the guest list - alongside respected film director Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw.

I guess my invitation must have been waylaid by gremlins at the U.S. Post Office.

Rhinebeck has been dubbed “the Hamptons of the North."

And, is a paparazzi heaven.

Over the years, locals (approximately nine-thousand residents swell the ranks in the quaint Gatsby-style enclave) have managed to quietly mingle with the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker, Uma Thurman (Kill Bill), and Drew Barrymore (without much fuss).

On the heels of titillating leaks, enterprising gossip hounds have managed to fan the media frenzy, that do the professional proud.

For example, insiders are whispering that a slew of guests will be hunkering down at the Beekman Arms (a ninety-minute drive from the town) which is a Bill & Hillary mainstay when it comes to wining and dining the celebrated elite.

Because Amtrak rattles through the Hudson River side of Astor Courts, a neighbor has speculated, that the wedding party may snap up all available lounge cars to comfortably ferry guests to and from their tony Manhattan digs just two hours south.

Or, was that just a red herring tossed out, to throw snoops off the track?

Inquiring minds want to know.



Chelsea wisely stayed out of dirty politics!



Slick Willy's top campaign contributor invited!


Thursday, July 15, 2010

World Music Awards...Lady Gaga gushes over 4 statuettes & Scorpions get Rock Band nod in chi-chi Monaco!




David Guetta Best DJ & French Artist


Lady Gaga nabs 4 nods!



Pop Diva Lady Gaga was telecast live! from a perch backstage on the concert circuit, a glittering high-profile audience rubbed shoulders in the rarefied air of tony Monte Carlo, and a string of celebrated musical artists trotted up to the stage to snatch up coveted prizes that symbolized the best to offer in a myriad of musical genres the world over.

Lady Gaga - unusually low key in a brassy orange "do" and glitzy show-biz trappings - ended up nabbing trophies for four major categories: "Best New Artist" (beating out Justin Bieber and Susan Boyd who were in the running); Best Single (presented by a ragged-looking Pussy Cat Doll for "Poker Face"); Best Pop Rock Artist (in which Lady G  eeked out material girl Madonna and pretty Rihanna); and Best Album (Fame Monster).

At the last cut-a-way to the mecurial pop star, the thrilled musical phenomenon, noted that she was especially grateful for the "album" win more than any other accollade.

"I wrote every melody and lyric, inspired by fans and friends, and my life in New York," she beamed to camera

"Thank you fans and little monsters. Thank you world!"

Jennifer Lopez, elegant and gracious at every turn, was honored for her significant contributions to the music industry.

And, to a warm round of applause, Robin Gibb (Bee Gees) strode on stage to present the Best Classical Music Award.

"The human voice is still the greatest musical instrument in world," he noted sincerely, before announcing winner Andrea Bocelli.

Paul Potts was nominated, imagine that!

They must have been scraping the barrel for candidates, eh?

Mr. Bocelli was gracious during his acceptance speech, as always.

"This award is dedicated to all the friends who were with me from the beginning of the adventure 'til today."

Best Producer award was snapped up by David Guetta, who dashed up on stage swaddled in an over-the-top over-sized designer scarf, which enlivened a chic black two-piece ensemble underneath.

With his toothy grin, and shaggy mop of hair, he was the picture of youth.

Actually, Guetta was also honored with the Best DJ kudo.

To the hip sexy artist, the prize was appropros.

"I started spinning at the age of thirteen," he beamed in so many words.

There were quite a few enteraining upbeat numbers - stand-outs were by N.E.R.Z. (their stage threads were sloppy and unimaginative, though), Kelly Rowland, and AKON.

A misguided number by the Best Italian Artist, flopped miserably, I dare say!

The five-minute spot (would it never end?) was over-acted, amounted to melodramtic song-styling, and was too jerky and amateurish for my liking.

The stale performer reminded me of a loung lizzard grasping for the brass ring in a desert Karaoke bar.

That was all that Italy had to offer?

Pointy eye-catching boots would have better suited Lady Gaga and one of her bondage-style get-ups.

The ultra-thin tie was fabulous, though, little darlings.
Black-Eyed Peas, meanwhile, got the nod for hip-hop category.

Tommy Hilfiger - always anxious to get his mug on camera - strode out to tout the "most exciting continent in the world" and cough up the trophy to Akon for Best African Artist.

Paris Hilton, who appeared to suffering from a make-up glitch or lop-sided eye surgery, rustled up whoops and hollers when she presented the award for Best Asian Artist (Mamie Amoro).

Kelly Rowland's gig - mirror-balls and all - transported me back to heady Studio 1 nights when I was a young horn-dog on-the-prowl in WeHo (Circa 1980's).

A highlight of the night turned out to be the live performance of "Sexy Girls" by the two composers -  Will i. am and David Guetta - which featured a chorus of Vegas-style Divas strutting the stage with peacock plumes, beaded caps reminiscent of 20's flappers, and sexy erotic outwear.

David Guetta summed up the night's festivities to a "t".

"The World Music Awards is all about music, partying, and the celebration of sexy girls."

With a few hard-rockers thrown in, for good measure, which included Best Rock Band winners - "The Scorpions" - currently on a two-and-a-half year World Tour.

'Til next year!


Best Middle Eastern Artist
Elissa




Las Vegas...opens "cooling" stations as mercury soars! 111 degree sizzler potential health risk!






Bellagio Fountain mist provides relief!




In an "emergency call" fo relief, City Officials swung into action bright-and-early this morning, and swiftly threw open the doors of 11 "cooling stations", in a bold-faced effort to get a handle on a potentially dangerous health crisis brought on by the heat.

After all, the mercury soared to 111 degrees by noon, and was inching higher.

The record for the desert oasis is a startling 115 degrees.

By 10 a.m. today, one of the shelters just off the Vegas strip was packed with wilting tourists and a posse of homeless individuals, anxious to escape the intense rays of the cruel sun beating down without mercy.

The City has facilitated a handful of gymnasiums around the mainland to carry out their humanitarian effort - to offer up a safe haven for individuals with no place to seek refuge - as the heat wave rages on.

Volunteers are providing water and a comfortable cool environment for the needy.

A spokesperson noted that the shelters will be open on the weekend, but will be reduced to 5 in number on Sunday, for  some inexplicable reason.

Information and directions may be obtained by calling up 211 locally.

One charity that relies on donations by pick up - the Goodwill - was forced to give nine drivers a break to prevent heat exhaustion during the course of their hectic routes along the busy strip and in sweltering downtown Vegas.

This evening the mercury is expected to drop to 109 degrees, but expected to zoom up to life-threatening double-digits tomorrow afternoon, and throughout the upcoming weekend.

Stay cool, eh?


Tao Beach provides a respite from it all!


Twiggy, Mods & Rockers, and old London town!





Oh, I how I yearn for Twiggy
mods and rockers
And, the innocent charm of an era
fondly relegated
to dusty memories
 Sacred now
in the inner recesses
of my gleaming
mind!


Julian Ayrs
Warp Factor
Collection of Poetry & Prose



Mel Gibson...Argh! Enough is enough, folks!




When love turns ugly!



If  I flip the TV channel one more time, and stumble on another lunatic clip of Mel Gibson foaming at the mouth and caught ranting at the top-of-his-lungs on a tabloid-talk show, I'm going to rage on with my own angry self-styled tirade.

Enough is enough, folks!

Just watch out - or I'll huff and I'll puff - and I'll blow your house down!

Although I admit a slew of the vile remarks were shocking, it is not uncommon for divorcing couples, to call it quits amidst a similar end-round of nasty scenarios like those delivered up by Mel.

Especially, when the wounded twosome are bound at the hip with child, and the spoils of a multi-million-dollar fortune are at stake.

Notwithstanding, Mel's bitter outburst - though out-of-control - may have been warranted.

Out of context, who knows?

In addition, there's a nagging question lingering behind the origin of the tapes.

Were the incriminating recordings saved intentionally for future leverage?

Mickey Rourke said it best off-the-cuff on a busy NYC street the other night.

"Bitch!"

Talk about manipulative and conniving!

No wonder "that woman"  never made it to the altar.

Is this full-frontal attack on the mega-star her coup de grace?


Levi Johnston...Bristol Palin to wed! Sarah's Presidential bid...




And, baby makes three!



Levi needs re-programming!



A couple of tabloid news shows had a field day last night - speculating on this 'n that - on the heels of an announcement that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are reuniting as lovebirds.

In fact, one insider hinted that wedding bells were about to ring out in the Great White North!

Just a short while ago (in-between stripping down to his skivvies and conducting sly cat-and-mouse interviews with trendy rags for the check-out counter at groceries around the country) Johnston was at the Tea Party Queen's throat going for the jugular.

Why the sudden change of - um - heart?

One pundit's assessment was hilarious.

"Levi is sort-of-a - "Jason Bourne" character - a loose cannon about to go off. He needed to be brought in and fully re-programmed for the next phase of the Sarah Palin agenda."

What might that be, pray tell?

A run for the Presidency, natch!

Maybe, Bristol's recenthigh-profile appearance on a popular reality soap, triggered thoughts of following in her pampered foot-steps by virtue of an in-between-the-sheets co-habitation?

Or, just maybe, Levi pined to be to the manor born when he caught site of Bristol's comfy new digs?

Except for his teen sweetheart, there haven't been many prospects for the plotting Lothario, except for a handful of offers from gay magazines - and horny dudes - anxious to get into his scandalous pants.

Some hint that he's been paid off to toe the Palin line.

Inquiring minds want to know!

News at 11.




For her sake, hope he's got a big one!



Punch but no panache!

 
 

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Divine Intervention...when the invisible hand of God appears!






Occasionally, there are moments in an individual's life when the daily trials and tribulations are bound to drag the soul down.

But, just when there appears to be no hope, the invisible hand of the Lord appears and sets things right.

For example, the other day I took a jaunt down to a government agency - in an emergency situation - to obtain an important legal document.

About a half-hour-or-so later, after I was deep in a long queue that snaked out the door, it suddenly dawned on me that I might be a few dollars short of a transaction fee in the event a clerk rejected my plastic.

Should I get out of line, dash off to an ATM, and return to the end of the line?

"Have faith," my inner voice whispered.

After a brief stint waiting in the main line, an employee strode up and quizzed me about the nature of visit.

At this point, she plucked up a ticket from a machine nearby, and waved me to a corner on the other side of the facility to wait for my number to be called out.

About sixty individuals were scratching and yawning ahead of me, so I adjusted my mind-set to meet the demands of the long haul ahead.

Sure enough - when I finally slipped into my seat across from the calm, cool, and collected data processor - I was informed there would be a $8.75 processing fee for the permit I was seeking.

Uh-huh.

As I expected, Murhphy's Law chose to rear its ugly head.

Out of all the credit cards and debit cards accepted - wouldn't 'ya know it - mine was on the strictly taboo list!

"I do have some cash on me," I chirped as cheerfully as possible.

"How much," the official asked dryly.

"About $7.00," I responded, as I squirmed in my seat uncomfortably.

My eyes went wide when he motioned to me to hand over the cash, at which point, he reached into his upper left pocket for his wallet.

In about two seconds flat, he slipped a couple of crisp bills out of his elegant billfold, and co-mingled it with my own.

I tried to object, but he silenced me.

Then, something quite inexplicable happened.

As I turned my eyes downward to scoop up  the papers on the desk, I suddenly noticed that two prayer cards had slipped out of my shoulder bag, and fallen face up.

The images of the Virgin Mary and Christ were gazing in my direction bathed in a dazzling white light!

I was stunned for a moment or two.

When I turned back in the direction of the employee, his eyes spoke volumes to me.

The Lord sent me an Angel in my hour of need.

In the scenario that was destined to unfold, what were the odds (or chances) that after a two-hour wait, the computer would randomly assign me to a compassionate individual with a kind and generous spirit?

"I am so fortunate to have been sent to your cubicle," I blurted out almost reverently.

I can recall a handful of incidents I witnessed over the years - where a "by the book" up-tight bureaucrat - wouldn't budge an inch in a similar situation.

As I was about to stroll off with the paperwork, I was taken aback, when he expressed concern about my well-being beyond the confines of the hectic mundane office environment.

"Are you okay?  Will you be able to get back to where you're staying without any problems?"

I just about choked up.

Clearly, the invisible hand of the Lord, was at work.

"Bless you," I found myself uttering up as I bowed my head in respect.

Today, whenever I am  in doubt - or uncertain about the future - I place my faith in God.

He appears in the humblest of places, after all.




Intelligence...the smartest boy in Las Vegas!




Intelligence



The lines for the high-thrill rides were three-deep and creeping along at a snail space, so there was ample opportunity to people watch.

After delighting in the antics of a handful of mischievous kids in my midst, I encountered - what must have been - the most intelligent boy in all of Las Vegas.

At the Circus Circus ticket booth, if a child stands against the side of a sturdy pole - and falls short of a ubiquitious marker etched in the wood - the rides in the amusement park are on the house.

What a relief for a parent's pocketbook!

Without any instruction, the little darling slipped off his high-tops, then proceeded to snuggle up tight against the marker to learn fate.

I swear, in about a thirty-minute time frame, that adorable child was the only one blessed with the smarts to figure out in advance, that in his sock feet he'd shave a bit of height off his wiry little frame.

Fascinating!


 




Death...life fulfilled! Quote...







If I passed to spirit tomorrow
I would vanish from this mortal coil
contented


Julian Ayrs
Divine Grace
Collection of Poems


The Big Lebowski...9th Annual Festival! Live bands! Unlimited bowling! Coen screenings!






Amid a lot of fanfare - the 9th Annual Big Lebowski Fest pertaining to all things Lebowski (and the Dude, of course) - will roar into the forefront of cult classic phenomenons in WHY (Louisville)  this upcoming weekend commencing July 16th.

Lebowski-ites are keen to the fact I am a big fan and have posted clips on Insomniac Cinema screenings around the Los Angeles film terrain over the past year or two.

BIG LEBOWSKI FANS STORM THEATRE

Post: 11/05/07

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2007/11/big-lebowskifans-storm-theatre-time-for.html

THE BIG LEBOWSKI AT INSOMNIAC CINEMA

Post: 01/09/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/01/big-lebowskiscreens-at-insomniac-cinema.html

Just last year, I was blessed by the webmaster at the Big Lebowski podcast site, when I was invited to toss in my three-cents worth at the highly-trafficked fan base  featuring Lebowski trivia (and what have you).

THE BIG LEBOWSKI PODCAST

Post:  02/28/09

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/02/big-lebowskipodcast-up-and-running-dude.html

The festival (and Coen Brother tribute) is slated to feature live bands, a screening of the film, costumes, games, and unlimited bowling.

ABC News's "Nightline" crew will be at the fest to document the antics and hi-jinks for posterity.

Info: http://www.lebowskifest.com


German Soccer Team...conspiracy to fill ranks with bunch of gays!



German players too light in the sneakers?




A controversy erupted overseas - and triggered alot of macho banter in football locker-rooms - after Captain Michael Ballack's agent reportedly characterized soccer studs on Germany's World Cup team as a "bunch of gays".

According to Der Spiegel, Michael Becker uttered up the startling dish a couple of months ago.

And, the titillating quip, was not just a flippant off-the-cuff jab either.

According to Aleksander Osang - a journalist for the Magazine - Becker confided which players on the team were gay in an interview he gave just shy of their third placement in the World Cup Series.

In what amounts to an absurd notion, in my estimation, he referred to one player as "half-gay".

Which half?

In the event it wasn't evident to fans of the sport, the "homo" factor has contributed to the team's new style of playing, too.

"Joachim Low's style is more graceful than the team's previous more aggressive style."

But, don't use the word, swishy!

A bit light in the heels, perhaps?

"All sports journalists seemed to already know the alleged homosexual conspiracies enveloping Löw's team. The rumours accompanied our team to South Africa and evidently belong to the team," Osang summed up smugly.

Conspiracy?

To what end?

Maybe we shouldn't go there!

In response, Becker noted for the record, that the scuttlebutt was not authorized for publication.

However, soccer's bad boy has not denied his alleged musings to Osang (who claims to have jotted them down for posterity in his notebook verbatim).

The notion intrigues a handful of gay socceer fans; after all, Germany has never had an out gay top-level footballer.

The curious don't have to venture far for the reason why.

In March, former German football manager Rudi Assauer outraged and angered many after taking the old-fashioned 50's era position that gay men should not play football because they would be ridiculed.

If found "out", I expect Aussauer would have issued a pink slip and sent them packing, eh?



Male bonding in sports?

Enrique Iglesias... Spanglish upbringing reflected in Hot album! Akon & Usher featured!


 

Eclectic mix includes collaborations with Usher!





Euphoria - the new musical release by Enrique Iglesias - is a departure for the handsome Pop star.

This time out of the recording studio, Iglesias pooh-poohed the notion that it was necesssary to press one version of a musical release for the Spanish market, another for English-speaking fans.

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Consequently, Enriques's offering is chock-full of collaborations and an eclectic mix of tunes that reach out to a diverse spectrum of musical tastes under the sun.

Enrique is obviously thrilled that two of the songs - "I Like it" and "Cuando me enamoro" - are racing up the charts (hits).


But, one of his favorite compositions is a reggae duet with Akon.

In fact, the charismatic singer teamed up with a handful of artists on "Euphoria".

Each of the collaborations - such as those with Usher, the  duo Wisin and Yandel, and Nicole Sherzinger - shone with their own "grace and magic" gushed Iglesias in a recent upbeat interview.

Enrique was born in Madrid (can he really be 35 now?) and grew up in Miami.

According to the outgoing performer, he was rasied on Spanglish, which amply prepared him to record his latest musical gem without stumbling.

The album was a three-year effort and features tropical ballads, reggae, and pop.


 




Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Las Vegas...high velocity winds sweep in off desert!









Hold on to your wigs, folks!

The prevailing winds blowing in off the desert right now are enough to un-hinge - and send flying - the most tightly-weaved toupee!

One huge gust swept in out of nowhere and knocked me back a foot or two on the busy Vegas strip.

In the words of Popeye?

"Well, blow me down."

So, batten down the hatches, eh?

Fortunately, the temperatures are still soaring, so the winds are not icy blasts.

The sensation is not disimilar to a blast of searing  heat wafting out of a kitchen over-door.

I expect by tomorrow, the unexpected blast - which appeared out of thin air - will have swept away all the smog.

Blue skies!



 

Big Elvis...whole lotta lovin' goin' on! To marry @ Bill's gambling hall Thursday!




Whole lotta lovin' goin' on with Big Elvis!



As I passed by Bill's gambling Hall several months ago on the glitzy Vegas strip, there was quite a lot of wild cheering and frenzied fhigh-spirited clapping joyously being directed towards the Casino stage on the main floor.

Big Elvis just wrapped up a vastly entertaining set of Elvis hits and was now basking in a blanket of love streaming his way from adoring fans!

Fat Elvis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww4YXLymG4E

Thursday, the lovable 400 lb. lug (give or take an ounce or two) will be bowing to a posse of International Journalists from around the globe, who are flying in to witness Big El's wedding to a sweet gal by the name of Amanda Lasham!

Pete Vallee (his real name) met his betrothed-to-be last fall.

At least count, at least two films crews from overseas (Argentine & Italian in origin) have committed to filming the festive event!

At press time, Details magazine confirmed they assigned a photographer and feature writer to cover the event.

See 'ya there!


South Strip Towing...staff at Vegas rip-off demean tourists, abuse authority, cause undue hardship to motorists!


Chief Tony Almaraz resign, please!






After sweating in a hundred-degree weather in the mid-day sun for a couple of hours or so, a  motorist - who was suffering shortness of breath and not feeling too well - arrived at the Highway Patrol's impound unit at South Strip Towing (3255 Pollux Ave / Vegas) to recover his vehicle after an illegal stop by dim-witted Nevada Highway Patrol trooper Del Padre (Badge @ 691) resulted in wrongful seizure of the vehicle.

When the exhausted individual produced a "Drive Away" permit issued by the DMV in Nevada, a snotty little clerk in the employ of South Strip Towing, snarled at the motorist that the paperwork was not sufficient.

"You need a pass from the Nevada Highway Patrol," she barked at him.

The tourist tried to explain that the "Drive Away" permit was already sanctioned by a Nevada Highway Patrol Officer by the name of Sgt. Charles Haycox.

At this point, another disgruntled motorist in line, spoke up.

"I got the same run-around from these people and the Nevada Highway Patrol. It sucks. I had to come down here twice, take a day off work. And it has cost me. I am furious."

Then, the irate young lady lamented that in spite of the fact it was public knowledge that this tow truck facility engaged in shocking mean-spirited conduct on a regular basis, the Nevada Highway Patrol had never taken any legitimate  action to correct the situation or consider turning over the account to kind professional operators with a modicum of compassion and understanding.

In spite of the obvious misunderstanding, the clerk refused to permit the motorist to borrow their phone, so he could speak to a Nevada Highway Patrol officer regarding Sgt. Haycox's directive, and the obvious screw-up in his office at the behest of Chief Tony Almaraz.
"I don't have a vehicle. I am ill. I am just about ready to collapse in this heat. Can't you help me, please," he begged.

No way, Jose.

Then, after claiming there was no manager on the premises to speak to, the cold fish went and hid in the back of the small trailer and continued to make fun of the desperate motorists grumbling about the outrage of it all.

It was bad enough that State Trooper DelPadre  engaged in an illegal stop in Violation of the motorists rights, but worse still, to get the run-around by corrupt incompetent officers like Sgt. Charles Haycox and Chief Tony Almaraz after-the-fact.

Their motto is to protect and to serve!

Who are they kidding?

At this juncture,it's obvious they'relooking out for their own fat asses, at the expense of the innocent public-at-large.

I respectfully call for - not only Chief Tony Almaraz's resignation - but assignment of Nevada Highway Patrol impounds to a professional tow truck company that is inclined to respect the rights of the citizen - and likewise - endeavour to reat individual motorists with dignity and respect when this kind of misfortune befalls 'em at the hands of a corrupt State Trooper like Officer Del Padre.

Amen!



Sergeant Charles Haycox...Nevada Highway Patrol officer gives tourists run-a-round! Misconduct demands disciplinary action!



Call for resignation of Chief Tony Almaraz!





Over the 4th of July holiday, I reported a shocking shake-down on Highway I-15 in Las Vegas, instigated by a corrupt Nevada Highway Patrol officer by the name of Del Padre (Badge # 691).

Post: 07/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/07/nevada-highway-patrolofficer-del-padre.html

In sum, Officer Del Padre engaged in an illegal stop, harassed and insulted a motorist, and seized a vehicle in Violation of the motorist's rights.

In addition, Del Padre attempted to destroy incriminating evidence - after-the-fact - to avoid recrimination later.

I noted in the post my intention to contact Chief Tony Almaraz of the Highway Patrol with the specific aim of triggering disciplinary action - and ultimately - to hasten along the release of the illegally-seized vehicle.

When I initially e-mailed Chief Tony Almaraz, he responded the day after the holdays (Tuesday July 6th) with a promise that an officer would be in touch shortly to launch an investigation.

I was hopeful that Chief Almaraz - vested with the public trust - would follow through so that the ugly incident would be resolved as quickly as possible.

The motorist in question was experiencing ill health and was left stranded with limited funds in Vegas.

Unfortunately, Chief Tony Almaraz did not follow through on his word.

In spite of the fact I stressed the urgency of the request, Chief Almaraz neglected to get back in touch "shortly" as promised.

Three days later, I was forced to zip off a follow-up e-mail, and enlighten Almaraz about that fact.

To jolt him out of his complacency, I included a link on a damaging article I wrote about  his incompetence, which ended up right next to his career profile on the Internet under a caption for the Nevada Highway Patrol.

Post: 07/08/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/07/chief-tony-almarazdeceitful-illegal.html
Uh-huh! 

That got a rise out of the Chief!

Within two hours, he fired off an e-mail, to assure me  that  prior to my communication that morning,  two officers had been assigned to the case.

"They informed me (Sgt. Haycox &  Sgt. Snow) that they have already contacted you," he asserted in so many words.

Lies!

A review of the e-mail stamps verify that their communications were zipped off  at approximately the same time as his panicky disjointed message to me (more on that issue later).

I wasn't born yesterday, Chief!

Sgt. Haycox's e-mail was basically a hasty note in which he outlined the steps to file a complaint against State Trooper Del Padre, and legal notice that no investigation could commence until the paperwork was lodged with the Nevada Highway Patrol, etc. etc.

I proceeded to download the complaint form, draft the complaint issues for the victim, and prepare it for submission to the Nevada Highway Patrol for investigation.

At this point, I should note that - in spite of the fact I asked for the address and/or contact number for Internal Affairs as well - neither Sgt. Haycox nor Chief Tony Almaraz provided the information.

In fact,  over the past week, I made a request for the Internal Affairs info three tmes, but as of this date (July 13th) the information has not been forthcoming. 

Is it a State secret?

Afraid of something, gentlemen?

Meanwhile, the issue of the release of the vehicle was conveniently side-stepped by Sgt. Haycox and Chief Tony Almaraz.

Surely, the complaint issues against Officer Del Padre, didn't need to be resolved before the SUV could  be released to its registered owner?

Subsequently, I zipped off an e-mail to Sgt Haycox and Chief Tony Almaraz, with a demand that they prepare the proper documenation so that the victim could pick up his vehicle.

At this point, Sgt. Haycox set forth a couple of options in a follow-up e-mail, which he asserted would resolve the issue.

As it turns out, Sgt. Haycox was simply engaging in a lot of smoke-and-mirrors maneuvers.

Was this a mean-spirited attempt to punish the motorist for filing a complaint against a fellow officer?

When the evenets of the past week are reviewed, the answer rings out loud and clear.

Yes!

For example, in his instructions, Sgt Haycox assured the motorist they could drop into the Nevada Highway Patrol's "South Command" office and arrange for a release of the "hold"  with the appropriate doucments.

If the victim was not in possession of that paperwork, Sgt. Haycox noted that - in the alternative - the motorist could go to the DMV and obtain a "Drive Away" permit so the vehicle could be driven on to the victim's home state without further incident.

Because the Nevada Highway Partrol was out-of-the-way, and the motorist was without his vehicle, he elected to go to the DMV (which required one simple trip on a bus without any complications).

At the DMV, the motorist was able to secure the "Drive Away" permit.

On that occasion, there was a Divine Intervention, which I shall discuss later in a follow-up post.

Meanwhile, the motorist returned to their Hotel - hopeful that the following morning - they would be able to secure their vehicle.

Today - the motorist e-mailed an update on the status of the "Drive Away" permit to Officer Haycox, so he would be aware that all the  documents were in order.

In that e-mail, he also noted that he was proceeding down to the tow yard to pick up his vehicle.

Although Officer Haycox had hours to do so, he never responded to that e-mail, so the motorist proceeded to the tow yard confident that all his paperwork was in order.

After sweating in a hundred-degree weather in the mid-day sun for a couple of hours or so, the motorist - who was suffering shortness of breath and not feeling too well - finally arrived at the Highway Patrol's impound unit at South Strip Towing (3255 Pollux Ave / Las Vegas NV 891020).


When the exhausted individual produced the "Drive Away" permit, a snotty little clerk in the employ of South Strip Towing, snarled at the motorist that his permit was not sufficient.

"You need a pass from the Nevada Highway Patrol," she barked at him.

The tourist tried to explain that the "Drive Away" permit was already sanctioned by Officer Haycox.

At this point, another disgruntled motorist, spoke up.

"I got the same run-around from these people and the Nevada Highway Patrol. It sucks. I had to come down here twice, take a day off work. And it has cost me. I am furious."

Then, the irate young lady lamented that in spite of the fact it was public knowledge that this tow truck facility engaged in shocking mean-spirited conduct on a regular basis, the Nevada Highway Patrol has not taken any action to correct the situation or consider turning over the account to kind decent operators who have a little more compassion and understanding and professionalism.

In spite of the obvious misunderstanding, the clerk refused to permit the motorist to borrow their phone,   so he could speak to a Nevada Highway Patrol officer regarding Sgt. Haycox's directive.

"I don't have a vehicle. I am ill. I am just about ready to collapse in this heat. Can't you help me, please," he begged.

No way, Jose!

At this point, the nasty employee basically laughed at the both of them from the comfort of her glassed-in crawl space.

Then, after claiming there was no manager on the premises to speak to, the cold fish went and hid in the back of the small trailer and continued to make fun of the desperate motorists grumbling about the outrage of it all.

One motorist was kind enough to lend the tourist her cell phone so he could call the Nevada Highway Patrol himself.

Once he got a dispatch person on the line, though, the ditzy Nevada Highway Patrol employee showed little remorse about the obvious misunderstanding and escalating crisis.

At the request of the frustrated victim, she did contact Sgt. Haycox, but he refused to speak to  the stressed-out tourist on the telephone.

"You have to come down to South Command for a release, Sir," was the message he uttered up to dispatch to pass along.

Sgt. Haycox demonstrated by his actions that he could care less that the motorist was about to collapse, was suffering from heat exhaustion, and was in desperate need of assistance.

To add to the lunacy (and cruelty) of it all, it should be noted that when the motorist asked for instructions on how to get to South Command to obtain the release document, she proceeded to give  instructions for the highway route.

What a sorry excuse for a human being!

"Miss, I don't have a vehicle. Please don't give me freeway instructions," he pleaded.

Was she really THAT stupid?

Or, was it a deliberate slap in the face to humiliate the victim further?

"Are you going take a cab, then," she continued in the blink-of-an-eye.

"No, I don't have any money for a taxi," he replied in desperation.

Do these dummies think that money grows on trees?

Because of the illegal seizure of the vehicle on July 4th, the motorist was forced to extend Hotel accommodation a few days, and ended up - as a result - depleting funds.

Did she show any compassion at this juncture?

No.

When the motorist expressed his dismay that the Nevada Highway Patrol was supposed to protect and serve - and that inferred that she was failing to meet that mandate - she remained silent!

Did she apologize to the victim at any point?

Hell, no!

It shocks the sensibilities to imagine that a Highway Patrol Officer would act in such a cold heartless fashion and ignore a citizen's emergency needs!

Chief Tony Almaraz proved to be a slippery piece of work, too.

In recent days, for example, he established to me - by virtue of his sloppy unprofessional conduct - that he is uneducated, an ineffective community leader, incompetent, and not qualified to head up the Nevada Highway Patrol.

For starters, he has difficulty expressing himself in plain English!

For instance, it is obvious from the following excerpt from one of his e-mails, that Chief Almaraz lacks the ability to construct a simple grammatically-sound sentence in the language of the land.

Example
(July 8th e-mail excerpt written by Chief Tony Almaraz)

"I was informed by my command staff in Las Vegas that you have been in fact, contacted reference your complaint against Trp. DelPadre"

Huh?
His failure to correct the glaring English glitch hints at an additional lack of skills.

Doesn't the Chief  know how to conduct a grammar check or use the spell check tool?

Then, there is the question of actual performance, and the ablity to take appropriate action to expedite solutions to problems when called for, and so forth and so on.

For instance, it took three days for Chief Tony Almaraz and his bum-boy Sgt. Haycox, to inform the motorist in question that a trip to the DMV - and application for a "Drive Away" permit - would expedite the release of the vehicle.

Because of the Chief's negligence (and incompetence) in that regard, the vehicle sat in storage un-necessarily for three days racking up storage fees!

In view of the aforementioned facts, it is evident that Chief Tony Almaraz has a problem responding to emergency situations, assigning intelligent personnel to resolve important citizen complaints when they arise, or even exercise any leadership ability when the situation cries out for it.

Essentially, Chief Tony Almaraz is unqualified for the role of head honcho at the Nevada Highway Patrol.

As I noted earlier, Chief Tony Almaraz only bothered to step into the fray, when it came to his attention that I  am a journalist with thousands of readers on the internet and in a position to expose his incompetence, negligence,  and corruption to the public at large and various media outlets who follow my "feeds".

That's a shocking commentary on the Nevada Highway Patrol and Chief Almaraz, if you ask me.

For the foregoing reasons, I urge the resignation of Chief Tony Almaraz, with the ultimate aim of purging the Law Enforcement Agency of a corrupt element that flies in the face of Justice and morality.

Amen!



 
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