Saturday, April 3, 2010

Robert Duvall...honored with Peter J. Owens award! San Francisco Film Festival...








Seasoned pro - Robert Duvall - has been  honored with the prestigious Peter J. Owens award by officals at the San Francisco International Film Festival.

The actor - known for playing crusty well-fleshed out characters - will receive the coveted award on April 29th at the annual award ceremony.

The following evening there will be a tribute to Mr. Duvall at the Castro Theatre in San Francisco.

The Festival organizers announced that in addition to clips featuring highlights of the actor's long-and-distinguished career, Duvall will appear in person on stage for an intimate interview.

Duvall's latest feature - "Get Low" - will also screen that evening.



With Brando in "The Godfather"

The Last Song...soppy tear-jerker! Star turn for Greg Kinnear...





With all the negative ink spilling out in dailies around the Nation, I wasn't inclined to take the risk of plunking down top dollar for a ticket to a screening of  "The Last Song".

So, I took in a matinee at AMC for a paltry six bucks.

When I strolled into the theatre with my kiddie's pack in hand, I wasn't surprised to find myself surrounded by a gaggle of giggling girls who were obviously die-hard Miley Cyrus fans.

As soon as the flick sprang to life on the silver screen, it was evident from the get-go that I was going to be thrust into an over-the-top production, where the emphasis was more on sensual song than solid story line.

For example, in the opening scene a posse of firemen carry an injured man out of harm's way, as a church burns furiously in the background.

Unfortunately, the music laid in under the dramatic images, was just short of pop puff.

Talk about jarring subliminal messages!

In a nutshell, "The Last Song" is a high-strung emotional tale, about a teen who is shipped off for the summer to bond with her Dad (who is separated from her doting mother) with young brother in tow.

Shortly after the specifics of  the conflicts within the family circle have been served up on a tinny platter, "Ronnie" (played by Cyrus) gets swept up in a summer romance that appears to be more trouble than its worth.

To critics, the scenario was particularly difficult to swallow, for starters.

One film reviewer noted that the malelead's fascination with Ronnie didn't hold much water.

"The object of his affection is supposed to be so special that he pursues her ardently non-stop.  But, because Cyrus's character is not that enticing to begin with , the idea totally suspends belief," he noted in so many words.

While I agree with the critic in respect to the character's overall lack of appeal, on the other hand, there was a justifiable reason for the young stud to pursue her.

For example, it was established in the plotline, that he was intrigued by "Ronnie" because he had grown tired (and disappointed) with the local girls who were shallow and stuck up.

Ms. Cyrus's performance is a little ragged at times - so much so - that after the screening even she was inclined to admit to one media hound that acting lessons would be a good idea.

Her screen image flip-flopped so much (pretty and glowing in one scene, down 'n out and slutty the next)  that I started to ponder whether it was the lighting that was the culprit.

Just maybe, a handful of the shots were "picked up" later, when there was a bold-faced effort to salvage the project after test results were initially negative?

But, don't write Miley off,  because there is a lot of raw talent and potential just waiting to bubble up, given the right material and a director at the helm who knows how to draw it out.

As to the scripted material?

Once I was clued in to the fact the screenplay was conjured up by Notebook writer - Nicholas Sparks - I pretty much fathomed that "The Last Song" was bound to be a tear-jerker of epic proportions.

Sparks did not disappoint in that regard.

There were so many cliches and stale old ideas to wade through, too.

In sum, "The Last Song" is a Hollywood-style Disney pic, with a predictable boy gets girl ending.

Greg Kinnear turned in a stand-out performance that may rustle up award nominations later in the year.

As to the lead actor, Liam Helmsworth, I'd say he's got a shot at Hollywood stardom if he relaxes into his roles and picks more meaty material better suited to flex his "acting" muscles.

After all, pretty-boy hunks are a dime-a-dozen in Hollywood, with a dubious future.

Even if they are sleeping with a star with some clout in the industry.



Big Bucks Beefcake!


John Stamos...sexual addiction? TMZ getting warm...






Folks who tune in to TMZ are familiar with their sly modus operandi when it comes to celebrity scoops.

Harvey's young cubs usually stake out territory at one of the trendy bistros in West Hollywood, or the airport, then hunker down and wait for the golden opportunity to catch a celebrity on the fly in an embarrassing moment.

Usually, the ambush technique works.

If not, a full-frontal attack may net results, too.

More often-than-not, the snoops on the look-out for a scoop, will hurl a piece of bait - then pray - that it will land a morsel of juicy gossip.

In the case of a John Stamos, an opportunity slipped through their fingers, though.

For example, when one of the reporters from TMZ spied John heading in his direction on the street, he nonchalantly uttered up an observation.

"John, you're a handsome guy. How come you don't have a sexual addiction?"

An odd expression spread over his face before he shrugged and move on down the gauntlet.

That reaction should have been the tip off!

The truth of the matter?

Years ago, a male acquaintance confided in me - that one evening when he was out for a stroll in Hollywood - Stamos drove by and cruised him!

Before you could say - "easy pick up" - he was romping hot 'n heavy between the sheets with the sexy sitcom star.

Apparently, Stamos has an insatiable appetite for sex with studly males.

Unlike losers like Jesse James, the pretty boy actor is intelligent (and discreet) enough to keep his di** from getting caught in the wringer, fortunately.

And now for the big question.

Is Stamos a top or a bottom?

News at 11!


 

Anna Paquin...bisexual confession crashes PSA web site! True colors...






A web site that posted a clip of Anna Paquin "outing" herself on the Internet has reported that the announcement triggered such a widespread response that the server became overwelmed and subsequently crashed.

I spied a news alert on Yahoo on Thursday afternoon which reported that the "True Blood" star was actively participating in a Public Service Announcement for Cyndi Lauper's - "Give a Damn Campaign" - in which she was taking the opportunity to disclose her own  "bisexuality".

Because there has never been a hint of her sexual persuasion in the media 'til now, the surprising unexpected announcement piqued the curiosity of the Nation.

That evening, Anna Paquin soared into the top ten search lists at Alexa and Yahoo, and the trend continued throughout the next day.

Alongside celebs such as - Elton John (who knew?), American Idol contestant Clay Aiken (natch), and  comic Wanda Sykes (who cares?) - Paquin declared her sexual orientation to promote equality for the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community.

Two videos were shot in Los Angeles on January 30 and were released online April 1st.

It was not an April Fool's Day joke, folks!





Tales of the City...San Francisco's ACT premieres Maupin musical adaptation!





Barbary Lane!



The American Conversatory Theatre, based in San Francisco, will premiere a musical adaptation of Armistead Maupin's hit cable series "Tales of the City" in the upcoming 2010-2011 season.

"It's a wonderful Valentine to the community in which we live," beamed current Artistic Director Carey Perloff.

Local residents may recall that Armistead Maupin's highly-entertaining musings sprang from a series of engrossing columns in the San Francisco Chronicle that kept fans of the gay-themed potboiler chattering at the water cooler at the crack of dawn each day.

The first book was made into a television miniseries, Tales of the City, which was produced by Channel 4 in the UK (screened by PBS in the U.S. in 1994).

My two favorite characters? 

Mouse & Mary Ann.

In the series opener, naive Mary Ann Singleton arrives from Cleveland, Ohio.

She finds an apartment at 28 Barbary Lane, owned and operated by a mysterious character by the name of Anna Madrigal, who is keen on growing marijuana in the garden (and sharing the bumper crop with her mostly-gay bohemian tenants).

Mary Ann throws caution to the wind and becomes fast friends with her neighbours: bisexual hippy Mona Ramsey, straight ladies man Brian Hawkins, odd-ball roof tenant Norman Neal Williams, and cute Michael Tolliver who is an outgoing "out" gay man known to his friends as Mouse (as in Mickey Mouse).

At press time, it was hinted that the production may make it to Broadway eventually, with a dynamite score by Scissors Sisters songwriters Jake Shears and John Garden, and director Jason Moore at the helm.

News at 11!


Bill Campbell a sizzling hot affair!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Sonoma Film Festival...Demi Moore feature "The Joneses" premieres!








Fans of Demi Moore - wife of punked heart-throb Ashton Kutcher - will be thrilled to hear that her new release premieres closing night of the Sonoma Film Festival (April 18th).

David Duchovny stars opposite Moore in "The Joneses".

In a nutshell, the plot focuses on a seemingly normal American couple who move to the suburbs.

When the film screened at the Toronto International Film Festival, first-time writer-director Derrick Borte's feature was described as an insightful foray into the wobbly undercurrents of a frenetic consumer culture with a dash of humour, warmth, and clever zesty fun.

Catch it if you can!

Info: http://www.sonomafilmfest.org/


Red Carpet dazzlers!

Jennifer Lopez...shows off bu** crack @ the Grove!



Cougar scouts the terrain!



TMZ ambushed Jennifer Lopez yesterday when she was out on a shopping spree at the Grove (with a posse of handlers in tow).

Like many celebrities, cautious J. Lo was inclined to keep her distance, which hindered the photo op a tad for the aggressive media pups.

When the fleshy star catches sight of their revealing segment which broadcast this evening, she may be inclined to be more kissy-face next time Harvey's kids cross her path.

You know the old saying.

"You get a lot more with honey than vinegar."

As Jennifer was alighting into the backseat of the limo, a sharp paparazzi dude - quick on the uptake - managed to zoom in and get a bulls-eye view of her butt-crack!

The gossip hounds compared the ghastly sight to the grand canyon!

"The continental divide," another gossip monger guffawed.

Ouch!

It reminded me of the old joke.

"If you had a million dollars, what would you buy?"

"A new ass. Mine's cracked."


Rump roast anyone?

http://www.thetattler.biz

Twitter...Charlie Sheen jokes! Exiting sitcom...





There's always DVD!



Just recently Twitter redesigned their web site which has turned out to be a big plus for fans keen on being on top of all the celebrity gossip (and titillating scuttlebutt) streaking like lightning around the blogosphere.

Without logging in, visitors are now able to gleen a number of top tweets that crawl across the screen in a manner not disimilar to a ticker tape updating stock results.

Lazy celebrity gossips are ecstatic!

Shortly after the rumor started to spread that Charlie Sheen was quitting the his highly-rated TV Sitcom - Two And A Half Men - tweeters began to post hilarious jokes about the troubled star and utter up their snide take on the surprising turn-of-events.

"Charlie Sheen is leaving "Two And A Half Men" so he has more time to beat his family at home," one quipped.

One of my favorites?

"Now that Charlie Sheen is leaving his sitcom, the show is being retitled Two Men."

Ouch!


Pregnant with possibilities!

Justin Bieber...butches up act on Jay Leno!







Was Justin Bieber intentionally transforming his squeaky-clean image, right before our very eyes on the Jay Leno show last night?

From this perch, it appeared that the teen sensation was trying to butch up his act.

When he strode up to take a seat next to Jay shortly after dancing up a storm to the beat of his new hit single, he revealed a cocky side, when he plunked down on the couch and tossed one foot up on the coffee table.

I sensed that the lack of manners, though a show of sudden butchness, may have ticked Leno off.

But, not one to turn his back on  a meal ticket, the congenial host proceeded to ignore the rude conduct.

Then, the young Canadian upstart surprised us all when he noted - with a straight face - that if he wasn't a performer he'd like to be mechanic.

Now, baby-faced Bieber was swaggering into sure-fire studly territory

Perhaps it was Justin's knee-jerk reaction to  a hilarious segment on TMZ last night which turned the spotlight on a web site that pays tribute to young lesbian women who are the spitting image of the pop idol.
The novel social hub features candid shots of lesbian women outfitted in tight t-shirts, straight-legged designer jeans, and requisite page boy "do". 

The web page is known for loving beaver - um - Bieber.

Chaz Bono eat your heart out!

The tom-boy look is all the rage among nubile lesbos, after all.

I wonder, do they strap their breasts down tight, or were the gals just flat-chested (like Justin) to begin with?

Bieber is basking in the glow of the phenomenal success of his new release My World 2.0.

It roared to the top of the charts after rustling up 230,000 sales.

The popular musical whiz is the youngest male solo artist to chart since Stevie Wonder in 1963.

The night before, Bieber put in an appearance on American Idol with image-maker USHER in tow.

"If you were a contestant on the show, could you handle Simon Cowell," Jay quizzed.

He laughed out loud and shook his head (in disgust?).

Piece of cake, obviously.

Bieber took everyone by surprise this week, when he bought out an established show-biz web site, lock stock and barrel.

The site - Bieber or Die - features a multitude of publicity stills of the pop singer.

And, some hilarious comedy sketches.

For instance, in one video he spouts off into the camera that a trendy nightclub turfed him out for being underage.

 "So, I bought the place. Turned it into a Chuck E. Cheese," he laughed hysterically into camera.

"I swim after I eat, too. I don't care," he mugged to the camera with an adorable pouty grin on his mug.

At this juncture, he jumped on his bicycle, and quipped to a pal.

"Let's go get a lollipop!"

Actually, he probably roared off in his new Range Rover.

Will success spoil Justin Bieber?

News at 11!


Roman Polanski...extradition on hold 'til California Courts show hand!






The Roman Polanski fiasco continues along at a snail's pace.

According to a spokesman, the Swiss courts will not rule on the issue of Polanski's extradition to the U.S. to face the music in Los Angeles, until California Appellate Justices rule on the question of the legality of a sentencing in abstentia.

In the event the U.S. Court rules in favor of a hearing in abstentia - and Polanski ends up facing less than six months behind bars, Swiss officials have noted for the record that they will not turn the aging Lothario over to authorities on these shores.

On the other hand, if the ruling does not pan out favorably for the respected film director, his lawyers will undoubtedly exhaust all legal options available ad nauseam (which is his right, of course).

In the final analysis, Polanski is wasting precious judicial resource, and stalling and delaying the inevitable either way.

Shame!


Mia Farrow in Polanski's Rosemary's Baby!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Twitter...Gary Busey quote! Poetry in motion...






With this poetic flourish at the keyboard, actor Gary Busey established he still has a great sense of humor, in spite of the storms constantly raging all around him.


Roses are red. Violets are blue
I want you right next to me, but a court ordered 200 yards will do.

Stalker Thoughts




Book of Revelations...4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse!








This evening I thought my thoughts - as I listened to my favorite piece of classical music - Handel's Messiah.

At one point, I recalled that just before I embarked on my journey to San Francisco, I did something I rarely ever do.

I took the paper money out of my wallet (a fine mess of presidential faces turned this way 'n that) and counted  it.

I froze on the spot.

The total?

$666.00

"Oh, gosh," there must be some meaning in that, I thought to myself.

Barely a day passes without some sign or omen descending from the heavens.

Of course, my immediate focus turned to the beast, the anti-christ.

But, what did it  mean?

Unfortunately, the answer - not even a hint of one - remained elusive that day.

Tonight, as I sat in the dark listening to the uplifting strains of Handel's composition, it suddenly hit me like a bolt of lightning.

The message of the 666 omen (by virtue of the cash in my billfold) was crystal clear.

Money is the root of all evil.

A remarkable notion swept over me.

If only we could pool the resources of the world - spread the wealth - feed, clothe and house the needy!

The hour is upon us.

The prophecies of the Book of Revelations are unfolding.

And, the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, are riding in the distance just off the  horizon.

The signs are all around us.

But, it's so obvious, we are blinded by the light of reality.

Consider the following translation @  Daniel 9:27 in the Holy Bible.

"The Antichrist (the beast) will come into power and sign a covenant (with Israel, some say) for seven years."

This seven-year period of time is known as the “tribulation.”

"During the tribulation, there will be terrible wars, famines, plagues, and natural disasters."

God will  pour out His wrath against sin, evil, and wickedness.

The tribulation includes the appearance of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse and 7 trumpets sounding as 7 seals are cracked open.

The first horseman of the Apocalypse is mentioned in Revelation 6:2:

“I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.”

This first horseman refers to the Antichrist who will be given authority and will conquer all who oppose him.

The antichrist is the false imitator of the true Christ who will also return on a white horse (Revelation 19:11-16).

The second horseman of the Apocalypse appears in Revelation 6:4:

“Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.”

The second horseman refers to terrible warfare that will break out in the end times.

The third horseman is described in Revelation 6:5-6:

“And there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand."

 Then he heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures saying:

"A quart of wheat for a day's wages  and three quarts of barley for a day's wages and do not damage the oil and the wine!’”

The third horseman of the Apocalypse refers to a great famine that will take place.

The fourth horseman is mentioned in Revelation 6:8:

“I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.”

The fourth horseman of the Apocalypse is symbolic of death and devastation.

The four horsemen are “precursors” of worse judgments that come later in the tribulation. (Revelation chapters 8–9 & 16).

I pray for peace, perfect peace!



San Francisco...parking fees hiked! Slew of new meters for Bay area...





Smart meter!



Yesterday morning, I tossed on my jeans and a t-shirt, laced up my sneakers, and sprinted down the street for my morning cup of java.

An article about parking fees - on the front page of the Examiner - caught my eye.

OMG!

The feature jogged my memory.

I forgot to move my car out of a "no parking" zone.

In a scant few minutes, a street-cleaner would be cursing me out loud, and a snarling meter maid would be careening up to the curb to slap a parking violation on the windshield of my beloved SUV.

Ouch!

So, I passed on the brew, and streaked down the street to alter destiny.

Whew! 

Mission accomplished.

As to the report in the Examiner, well, it wasn't good news for locals (or tourists either).

A proposed hike in meter fees - estimated to rustle up a million or so bucks a year - may be given the green light.

But, there are other changes on the horizon that may turn the bay area into a battle zone.

When it comes to parking, at least!

For instance, parking hours may be extended to Sunday in five highly-trafficked neighborhoods.

And, approximately 5400 snazzy new meters will be installed, with state-of-the-art features designed to reduce congestion, step up occupancy, and facilitate easy pay.

A pilot program (90 days in length) may test the waters to determine the impact (negative or positive) on a proposed plan to extend hours at Fisherman's Wharf.

Slated changes:  9 p.m. on week-days; 12 midnight on week-ends.

Pretty soon, folks will be paying toll fees through the nose to travel along city streets!

Google will be right there to map out the routes.


Ellen DeGeneres...Miley Cyrus niave! Fibber at it again...


 



Shortly after I published a post yesterday afternoon which focused on Miley Cyrus's growing lack of credibility (she's a teller of tall tales, after all) I found myself yelling at the old boob a few minutes later when Miley trotted out on the stage of the "Ellen Show" and proceeded to chat up a storm.

"There you go again."

In a post last week, I reported that Miley shut-down her twitter account, because she alleged threats were received from users who were angry with comments she made in support of Gay Marriage.

Post: 03/22/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/03/miley-cyrustweet-or-twit-gay-marriage.html

Since that time, Miley has been reluctant to confirm those shocking events on-camera, unless cornered to do so.

For example, when Jay Leno quizzed her about the twitter incident, she tried to change her story.

"Oh, I quit because twitter-users tweet about stupid things, like going to the bathroom," she chided in so many words.

Leno appeared to be taken aback.

"I thought it had to do with the fact you supported Gay Marriage?"

Perhaps it slipped Miley's mind?

After all, the excuse about the "Gay Marriage" comment, is the one she offered up to Parade magazine a few weeks ago.

Miley got a little flustered for a sec, then fessed up that Jay's take on it was correct.

Did she wise up to the fact that - once a comment is made on the record about a particular subject - it's probably best to stick to the original story for credibilty's sake?

No!

On Ellen's show yesterday she claimed there was another reason why she quit twitter.

Arghhh!

The perky talk show host (herself gay) probed further.

"I heard it was because you supported Gay Marriage!"

Good one!

Go in for the kill, Ellen.

In the aftermath, Miley scrambled to sort-out the dilemma she found herself in.

"I was asked a question. So, I gave my opinion."


But her naivete really charged to the fore when she quipped:

"They were saying that love was wrong. How could love between two people be wrong?"

Huh?

Ms. Cyrus has obviously not mingled much with folks in the mainstream around the country - or for that matter, given the issue much thought - otherwise she wouldn't open her yap and make such a silly remark.

The argument for gay marriage does not hinge on the question of "Love" per se.

Contrary to what Ms. Cyrus thinks, the people she was complaining about, don't believe that love is ever "wrong".

Christians in the heartland, for instance, tend to take a cue from scriptures that teach that homosexuality - "a man lying down with another man" - is not only sinful but goes against the laws of nature.

There is a better argument to pursue that has a lot more bite in respect to the issue of "gay marriage".

For instance, there isn't any proof that the passages in the Bible Christians refer to in support of their position, are - in fact - the word of God!

Over the centuries the scriptures have been revised - and quite possibly rewritten - to  meet a specific agenda of the day (or the powers-that-be).

Elsewhere in the scriptures, another passage underscores that when God calls on an individual, it is not necessary for that person to change.

The Lord accepts the individual as they are.

Miley's on the right track in many respects, but needs to step out of her protected shell - get real - and spout off accordingly.

To quote myself:

"If your actions are pure of heart, there is no harm."

Amen!



Journalists...under attack by hackers! Malicious e-mails & a Soldier Virus!








Today, it was a bit of a relief to stumble across an article in the morning  paper - the San Francisco Chronicle - in which was reported that journalists have been under attack by unscrupulous hackers.

For good reason!

It is heartening to know that I have not been the only writer under attack!

Ever since I reported on malicious viruses I uncovered at google a few weeks ago - and the subsequent battle the owners of the leading search engine has been engaged in with the Chinese Government - my own e-mail has been targeted.

However, contrary to the allegations set forth in the Chronicle's informative article, the hackers have not only forwarded e-mail on occasionn (or deleted it) but also used malicious worms  designed to infect and disable the victim's computer.

In fact, I just reported on a malicious intruder - the Soldier Virus - which popped up on my own computer after checking e-mail at Yahoo yesterday afternoon.

Post:  3/31/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/03/soldier-virusscam-extorting-money.html

When I was checking the "registry" of my computer, I also located a user key which stated in the caption "blog this".

I determined that the "virus" was designed to disrupt attempts to access blog sites - post articles - and so forth and so on.

In the article in the Chronicle, a reporter noted that one journalist - Kathleen McLaughlin - was a victim last week when her account was disabled (she's a former Chronicle Foreign Service contributor).

"Someone is clearly targeting journalists," she lamented to a New York Times Beijing correspondence.

"It makes me feel very uncomfortable."

The Chronicle noted that for some inexplicable reason, Yahoo has remained silent over the matter, except for a vague statement issued to the press yesterday.

"We are committed to protecting user security and privacy and we take appropriate action in the event of any kind of breach."

If the FBI is involved - and there is an investigation underway - then that reponse would be understandable.

I intend to report the Soldier Virus incident to that Law Enforcement agency by way of their Cyber Crime unit online since the individuals are not only trying to disable computers but also extort money from the victims.

These allegations were reported in my article yesterday (link above).

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Soldier Virus...scam extorting money & holding PC users hostage! BEWARE consumers!!!







Some folks cruising the internet today were upset to learn that their computer was infected with a virus designed to extort money, block access to software programs, and quite generally fu** with their heads.

For instance, one victim was browsing over some material on a web site, when a dialogue box popped up and warned that their computer was infected.

Without their permission, the program - ironically named the "Security Tool" - began a scan.

During that unauthorized probe the user was startled to find that they were blocked from accessing software programs or conducting various functions on their PC.

In fact, when the individual attempted to launch their anti-virus software, the Security Tool blocked their access to the program on the grounds that myriad files were infected).

Then, the scan stopped, and issued an alert that there were 38 viruses and/or trojans threatening to damage their PC, steal credit card information, passwords, etc.

The software instructed the user to request a fix for the problem.

However, when the individual clicked on the link, he was transported to a suspicious-looking page that filled the whole screen.

Now, there was a demand for money to download  the necessary "upgrade" to quarantine and remove the threatening intruders.

The shocked computer owner was asked to input his credit card number, home address, and so forth and so on.

Did the bozos think he was born yesterday?

Curiously, there wasn't any "address" at the top of the page confirming the name of the software developer, their physical addresx, or where they could be contacted online, etc.

Weird, eh?

At this juncture, the victim clicked the X in the top right corner of the web page, to close the dialogue box and order form.

Guess what?

The pop-up box, and scanner, continued to bounce on and off the computer for the rest of the evening non-stop!

The user was also startled to spy an entry for "Security Tool" on the  list of installed programs on the menu.

When the unhappy internet cruiser attempted to use the "uninstall program" function he was unable to.

Why?

Cleverly, the culprits at the back of the scam, programmed "Security Tool" so that it didn't show up on the program list where it should have been posted (thus preventing the victim from being able to uninstall the rogue virus).

Imagine that!

The user hadn't even downloaded (or ordered) the alleged anti-virus program.

After clicking on various links, the upset computer geek finally located a notice tucked away at the bottom of one page (in very fine print!) with  insructions on how to remove the so-called soldier virus.

However, the link for the instructions failed to open, and the dialogue box continued to give alerts, blocks functions, and scan the computer!

At this juncture, the user scoured the order page, in a desperate effort to  locate some individual, web address, or company entity to contact to resolve the problem.

Finally, he stumbled on a two-line notice that stated that if a party was having trouble removing the software program (Security Tool) that they should contact the following web site.

http://www.softsailor.com/how-to/9824-how-to-remove-uninstall-windows-soft-soldier-virus-removal-guide.html

At the web site instructions were provided on what action to take to expunge the offending intruder.

The steps that were mapped out have been posted below.

However, although the site explained in detail the nature of the malicious virus - and the damage it could cause to a laptop or regular desk PC - no "free assistance" was offered up.

No, sir!

The owners of this site were asking a hefty little sum for an anti-virus software program they asserted would remove the dangerous virus from computers.

My antennae went up!

Part of the elaborate scam?

News at 11!

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Info & Instructions

http://www.soldiervirus.com/
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If your computer got infected with the SoftSoldier rogue anti-malware (Scareware) this article will provide all the information about what SoftSoldier is as well as instructions on how to remove it and all related files from your computer.

Just like we stated above, SoftSoldier is a rogue anti-malware. Soft Soldier works in a way that is highly similar to the other rogue anti-malware we talked about in our past articles (Cyber Security, Trust Soldier, Windows Enterprise Defender).

This malware will take the form of video codecs required for an online video or flash updates to install itself on your compute

Once installed, Soft Soldier will create a bunch of files that have random names.

When you restart your computer, you will notice that Soft Soldier will automatically start a scan (it’s actually a fake scan) of your computer.


When this fake scan will be complete, Soft Soldier will tell you that these files are infections and that you need to buy the program to remove them from your computer.

This article is part of our “Malware Removal Tips” series of articles.

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These files will be placed in C:\Windows and C:\Windows\System 32.

You won’t know that these files are created.

When you restart your computer, you will notice that Soft Soldier will automatically start a scan (it’s actually a fake scan) of your computer.


When this fake scan will be complete, Soft Soldier will tell you that these files are infections and that you need to buy the program to remove them from your computer.
In addition, Soft Soldier will also display some security alerts stating that your computer is under attack and that malware has been detected.


It will even fake a Windows Security Center that advises you to buy Soft Soldier to protect your computer (the original windows security center does not recommend any program).

SoftSoldier is just a scam, so don’t buy it (contact your credit card company if you already did) and don’t believe the warnings it will give you.

Here is a quick guide on how to remove Soft Soldier from your computer.


Tip: you should print these instructions as you will be needed to close all windows a little later.

Make sure that you follow closely these instructions:


1.Click here to download Malwarebytes’ Anti-Malware (MBAM). Save the file on your desktop. Don’t run it yet.

2.Close all open windows and then run the setup file for Malwarebytes’ Anti-Malware.

3.Follow the wizard instructions and complete the install without changing any settings.

4.When the install is complete, leave both “Update Malwarebytes’ Anti-Malware” and “Launch Malwarebytes’ Anti-Malware” boxes checked before clicking Finish.

5.Go to the Scanner tab and select Perform quick scan. Now click on the scan button.

6.Wait for the scan to complete. When it is, click the OK button.

7.Go to the scanner screen and click on the Show Results button.

8.When taken at the screen that shows all detected infections, select them all and click Remove Selected.

9.Wait for MBAM to remove all the infections. Note that MBAM may ask for a restart in order to remove all threats. Allow it to do so if prompted.

10.When the scan is finished, a scan log will be opened. Close it when you are done reading it.

Now you should have removed SoftSoldier and any related files from your computer.


Shannon Tweed...Autism Awareness Day!




I logged in to Twitter at the close of "Dancing with the Stars" last night when I spied a tweet that Shannon Tweed just posted (we follow each other) on the subject of Autism.

"Don't forget that April is Autism month."

Shannon also underscored that April 2nd (Friday) is World Autism Awareness Day.

The subject of Autism is close to Ms. Tweed's heart since one of her own children is autistic.

World Autism Awareness Day shines a bright light on autism as a growing global health crisis, according to the organizers.

WAAD activities help to increase and develop world knowledge of the autism epidemic and impart information regarding the importance of early diagnosis and early intervention.

Additionally, WAAD celebrates the unique talents and skills of persons with autism and is a day when individuals with autism are warmly welcomed and embraced in community events around the globe.

"By bringing together autism organizations all around the world, we will give a voice to the millions of individuals worldwide who are undiagnosed, misunderstood and looking for help" an official noted at the organization's web site.

Concerned inviduals are urged to join in the effort to inspire compassion inclusion and hope.

Info:


http://www.worldautismawarenessday.org/site/c.egLMI2ODKpF/b.3917077/k.186A/About_World_Autism_Awareness_Day.htm

Justin Bieber...unfollow on twitter? Punked or what...





One of the top tweets on twitter right now is this little ditty:

bieberfever4jb EVERYONE UNFOLLOW JUSTIN BIEBER TOMORROW FOR APRIL FOOLS AND SPREAD THE WORD CUZ IF ENOUGH PPL DONT DO IT THEN HE WONT NOTICE!!!!!!!!

Something tells me the Pop Star will be not be upset about being "unfollowed" for half-a-day (April Fool's).

Time to par-tay!

Just kick off your shoes, don some trunks, and soak up some rays for a change, Justin.

After all, you've been lookin' a little pale, lately!





Oh, baby!

Miley Cyrus...star's credibility problems & The Last Song! Stolen chickens...




 

Miley Cyrus has been making the rounds of talk shows this past week - to tout her new release (The Last Song) - which is being released today (March 31st) in tandem with her feature film release.

After catching a couple of the chats she engaged in with high-profile talk-show hosts over the past week - on the tonight show and the today show respectively - it appears that Ms. Cyrus has a nasty habit of fibbing (embellishing the facts to romanticize her life a tad) or in the conveninet alternative just has a foggy memory!

Maybe, she's just living in a fantasy world, starring a delusional Miley Cyrus?

For example, after a chat with a teen-bopper rag, other media hounds were inclined to spread the juicy scuttlebutt she generated about the casting of current boy-toy Liam Hemsworth  in the lead role opposite Miley.

With a lot of fanfare, she boasted that she gave the nod,  because "he showed he was a gentleman when he opened the door for her one day."

The juicy tidibt triggered a surge in good manners 'round Tinsel Town with a posse of actors keen on currying favor with someone with clout to land 'em a part (even if it meant flirting with a spoiled self-centered star with some kooky notions about life
).

And, the presses spilled ink all over kingdom cum - and the internet, too - about the infectious  puppy love blossoming in their midst.

Then, last night, Miley twisted and distorted the facts a bit.

For example, when Jimmy Kimmel attempted to confirm how Liam came to land the romantic lead in the film, she suddenly blurted out that it was her mother who was actually responsible for the casting.

"She had headshots of three actors on the kitchen table.  But, she kept staring at Liam's photograph for hours."

Looks like Mom had the hots for Liam, first.

In fact, Miley confessed she wasn't that keen on him, initially.

Hope they're sharing the spoils of their studly find, at least!!

So much for the fairy tale meeting, and her little white lies, spread out over a week rife with promotional burps.

Needless to say, her credibility was "blown" in this corner of the Universe.

At that juncture in Kimmel's  interview, I found it difficult to take her at her word, when she ran rampant at the frothy mouth about this 'n that throughout the rest of the gab fest.

Did she really steal a few chickens from an unsuspecting farmer in California?

And, if we're to put any stock in what amounts to a tall tale - in my estimation - she would have us believe that her and Dad (Billy Ray Cyrus)  smuggled the chicks into the passenger area of the airplane by simply stretching the truth.

"These are special chickens," they assured the other passengers, who wondered aloud why they weren't below in "cargo" where all of God's other lowly creatures were stowed (cats, dogs).

As to the ratty Willie Nelson Doll she hauled around everywhere when she was a tot?


A fan took some publicity photos for posterity's sake and now they have been rustled up to haunt the young starlett (who must feel like a total fool right about now).
And, how was your day?


Miley needs shower after stink she's caused with media!
 
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