Saturday, March 20, 2010

Representative Jerry McNerney...to vote "yes" on Obamacare! Health Reform bill creaks forward...




Voodoo Medicine?



Yesterday, Representative Jerry McNerney was in a quandry about how to cast his vote on the issue of the controversial landmark Health Reform Bill due for consideration tomorrow (March 21st) up on the slippery slope that is otherwise known as Washington Hill.

To help the undecided politician along, a rag-tag band of unhappy constituents (with catchy slogans in hand) plunked themselves down on a highway overpass (just outside of San Francisco proper) to urge McNerney to vote "no" on Obamacare.

"No, I don't mind being lumped in with the teapot crowd," one woman bellowed on the heels of an accusation that the fringe party - oft jolted into action by their alleged Queen , Sarah Palin - was behind the highly-vocal protest.

In a nutshell, the nasty come-latelys threatened to oust McNerney, if he gave a nod to the Prez's proposed Health Care Reform Bill.
At McNerney's headquarters today, it was confirmed that the California rep elected to give the nod to the Democrats pushing "Voodoo" medicine.

In a prepared statement, McNerney (of Pleasanton, ironically) asserted that it was time to address the skyrocketing cost of health care around the country.

In  so many words, he argued that it was of great import to deliver reform for thousands of families who faced financial crisis, so they could finally afford medical care.

McNerney was of the opinion, too, that small business owners would benefit from the "Bill" in these tough economic times when they are struggling to keep their doors open.

The response by the opposition was swift and severe!

Approximately 400 people dashed out their front doors on Friday, and scurried down to his Pleasanton Office, to openly protest.

Curiously, there was a split in the numbers.

Half of the protestors were opponents of health care reform; the remainder, once long-time supporters who have now turned on the politician.

In the wake of his nail-biting decision, it is expected that McNerney will face a tough up-hill battle getting re-elected in November, according to political pundits.

McNerney represents California's 11th Congressional District where Republicans currently savor a slight majority.

Once the news of his unpopular decision streaked across the news wires (and Internet) Republicans quickly blasted the decision and vowed to retaliate come election hour.

Joanna Burgos - at the National Republican Congressional Committee - was blunt about the politician's prospects for the future.

"Rather than standing up for California families, McNerney will walk the plank for his party's health care takeover that will hike taxes, slash Medicare and punish his constituents."

 Yikes!

Hell hath no fury like a Republican skirt-wearer scorned




McKerney to go with tide!

Ellen DeGeneres...shameless promotion! Chelsea Lately gets a**y-face with dog...




Ellen turning into a woofer!



Will success spoil Rock Hunter - or - Ellen DeGeneres for that matter?

Usually, when I tune in to the perky talk-show host's afternoon show, Ellen is all sweetness and light.

And, the content - an hour or so of entertaining fluff - pretty harmless for the most part.

So, I was taken aback when the "aw-shucks" down-to-earth stand-up comic made a tasteless commercial pitch to guest Chelsea Lately.

Chelsea, who hosts a show featuring her own personal brand of humor on E Entertainment, was sharing an amusing tale about a dog she adopted (that otherwise would have been put to sleep) had she not stepped forward to provide shelter.

"I didn't have a dog for the same reasons I didn't have babies. I don't like feeding 'em or cleaning up after 'em, " she lamented with a look of smug satisfaction on her pretty face.

But, the experience of owning a pet warmed her heart a tad.

For instance, in spite of the fact she imagined she'd never be the kind of individual to allow an oversized dog into her comfy bed at night, Chelsea confessed the little charmer won her over.

In about two seconds flat the pouch was hopping up onto the bed snuggling up.

"But, it wasn't what I expected. I thought he'd curl up and put his hang-dog face next to mine," she giggled in so many words.

Fat chance!

After he did a little helicopter whirl around the bed once or twice, he flopped down, and thrust his a** right in her face!

The ultimate compliment, Chelsea!

Can 'ya hear me snickering?

Now, excuse me, while I throw up at the thought.

But, what really irked me yesterday, was the tasteless promotional plug that followed.

"Chelsea, I have some gifts for you," Ellen teased.

From a hiding-place nearby, the comic scooped up a dog collar and presented it to a surprised Chelsea.

"I have something else for you, too," the out-host excitedly piped up.

At this juncture, Ellen made a pitch for a product she sponsors.

"You know, Chelsea, I have a line of pet food. So, I put together a gift basket."

When a gofer strode out with a pretty basket chock full of dog food (and pet treats) Chelsea was speechless understandably.

Embarrassed for Ellen, perhaps?

It was such a shameless promotion, after all.

As Chelsea sat stone-faced for a second, Ellen made a pitch to the audience.

"It has a lot of nutritional value and the brand is good for your dog," she chirped with all the charm of a snake-oil salesman.

Don't they pay her enough at the Network?

Ellen, don't lower yourself, please!



San Francisco...art in Union Square today! Hand-picked fruit @ market a great treat...








Out for a morning stroll, I stumbled across an art show in full swing at Union Square.

While the bulk of the creative renderings on stretched canvas tended to focus on familiar local terrain - such as bird's eye views of the quaint cable cars on Nob Hill and breath-taking panoramas of picturesque San Francisco Bay - a few artists had gone their own way.

One painter I struck up a conversation with was exhibiting striking highly-stylized landscapes of quaint Chinese villages for instance.

Another gentleman's canvases of stick figures were quite light and whimsical - well-crafted - too.

Included in the mix, was an eye-catching array of slick black & white photographs, elegant examples of sculpture in-the-round portable enough to tow around, and one-of-a-kind original works of art that may be investment-worthy for the astute collector.

I spied one couple scouring the exhibition for just the right piece for their new digs.

"I'd like to go with natural colors," I overhead the petite art-lover whisper to her mate nearby.

Just betcha, they'll find what they're looking for here.

After a quick gander at the remainder of the paintings, I headed off down the street to an open market off Grant Street in the heart of Chinatown.

Fortunately, the comfortable (out-of-the-way) economical Hotel I am firmly ensconced in, has provided a microwave and mini-fridge.

So, I intend to take a cue from Kirstie Alley (star of "The Big Life") this week, and stock up on delicious nutritious fruits and fresh vegetables - which I can prepare myself - with the ultimate aim of slimming down a pound or two.

The three flights of stairs I have to climb up daily may help!

And, since there is unlimited Wifi access in my Hotel suite, I'll be able to hunker down  - and pen a few posts - as I channel surf and catch up on the scuttlebutt on TMZ, Inside Edition, 360, and so forth and so on.

What a charmed life I lead, eh?


Lively Union Square uplifts spirits!




Justin Bieber...fans chase Pop Idol down London Streets!





In the wake of surge of frenzied fans descending on his motorcade as he exited a London Studio - Pop heart-throb Justin Bieber - was forced to tweet an urgent message to ecstatic fans.

"Don't bang on the car windows. Someone might get hurt," he cautioned from inside the comfy environs of a chauffered vehicle as a mob of anxious girls overtaken by emotion swarmed all around with the hope of catching a mere glimpse of the object of their desire.

Justin Bieber is the latest pop sensation to break onto the entertainment scene at the tender age of 16.

The cute singer - discovered on YouTube by a jaded music promoter (Scooter Braun) with a keen eye towards talent - soared into the lofty teeny-bopper stratosphere shortly after an audition with USHER resulted in a recording contract with Island records which struck chart-topping gold.

Subsequently, Bieber is currently taking the world by storm.

The 1st part of a two-part debut album titled - "My World" - has been well-received by music critics, too.

A handful of the original tunes - "One Time", "One Less Lonely Girl", "Love Me", and "Favorite Girl" - took off like a bullet and landed in the top 15 slot on the Canada's Hot 100 and Top 40 hits on the Billboard Hot 100.

Bieber is the only musician in Billboard history to have four singles from a debut album chart in the Top 40 of the Hot 100 before an album's actual release.

In the first week after its initial splash onto the music scene, Bieber was able to boast that 137,000 copies flew off the shelves, no problem..

In fact, "My World" debuted at #1 on the Canadian Albums Chart and went Gold in a week.

In less than a month the album was certified Platinum in Canada.

Bieber became the first artist to have all songs from a single album to chart in the U.S. Hot 100, too.

"I sing about girls," he confessed ruefully to one reporter in a recent interview after admitting pretty young ladies turned him on.


Because of his own crush on Beyonce - who he met recently amid a lot of fanfare - he understands the need to give his fans a bit of up-close personal attention whenever possible.

"I give them a hug. Sign autographs, that sort-of-thing," he beamed.


Of late, Bieber has been a mainstay on popular shows on the TV circuit such as Lopez Tonight, the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Chelsea Lately, and Good Morning America (to name a few), which has heightened his International image somewhat.

The likeable musical phenomenon sang for the President and the 1st lady recently at a White House Christmas celebration which was a televised event to benefit the National Children's Medical Center.

High-profile events such as these have caused many to tout Bieber as a positive influence on North American youth.

Just prior to a recent trek on stage to perform, the singer huddled with his devoted handlers for a moment of prayer, which also sat well with the squeaky clean image he savors.

But, every day on the concert trail is not all that rosy, though.

At a scheduled concert in Long Island, for instance, a near riot broke out due to a crowd control problem which got out of hand.

Allegedly - after a fan screamed out that Bieber was in a local Abercrombie Kids store - mayhem broke out as concert-goers swarmed the retail outlet.

Police feared that the crowd (cramming the mall's upstairs corridor) would force a metal-and-glass railing to snap and possible send hundreds of girls tumbling to the lower level.

Therefore, the police denied entry to Bieber because of the potential danger.

"It was so crazy that I couldn't get to even come in the building," the singer lamented later on a popular radio show.

No hoody purchases that day, folks!

"They basically threatened to put me in cuffs and send me away to jail."

Oh my Gosh!

The price of Pop Stardom, I guess!


Friday, March 19, 2010

Royal King Cafe...Worst Chinese food in all of San Francisco! Golden Rubber Chicken Award...





Take life in hands @ Royal King Cafe!



There's there nothing worse that bad chinese food.

In fact, it ranks right up there with icky sex!

So, if you're strolling down Kearney Street towards Chinatown, and tempted to alight at the Royal King Cafe (Kearney & Commercial) to order up some Chinese, keep walking!

The Royal King Cafe has the worst Chinese food in San Francisco (possibly on the West Coast).

How a chef could screw up a simple order of steamed garlic chicken on a bed of white rice (and a cup of soothing hot tea) is beyond me!

The chicken was tough and rubbery and consisted mostly of lifeless undercooked skin.

The spoon and fork (no knife was offered up) made it a difficult proposition to get to the meat at the center - if a few tasty morsels lurked there - that is.

Doubtful!

The cook either forgot the garlic seasoning, or it was sprayed on so thin, that it evaporated during the heat-up process.

Seriously, folks - did 'ya warm up yesterday's left-over entree in a microwave - or what?

When I asked for a cup of green tea, the server noted that the restaurant only stocked regular tea!

Although, I politely passed on the American brand, the waitress sauntered over with a cup of it anyway.

Frankly, it tasted like luke-warm water.

Eugh!

By the way, the owner has framed photos of himself posing with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Mayor Gavin Newsom, gracing the modest interior walls.

The winsome twosome must have been in-their-cups when they endorsed this joint!

To make matters worse?

No fortune cookie.

Just as well, it probably would have uttered up an ominous message, anyway.

Fooey!


Swimsuits (Spring 2010)...sizzlin' hot threads for coolin' down at the beach!






The mercury is rising in the downtown streets of Frisco as residents - and tourists alike - trot off to a spa or Hotel pool (or one of the pristine beaches nearby) to cool down and catch a few rays.

But, the discerning social butterfly, is not about to don last year's water-logged worn-out "look".

Especially, in view of the fact designer swimwear on the market right now, is apt to set a true trendsetter apart from the tawdry struggling masses.


Besides, a sexy come-hither look isn't going to cut it on its lonesome, honey!

There are a myriad of scintillating offerings for the ladies - one pieces, bikini-style stunners, stringie-thingies that take the breath away - you name it.

But, the big emphasis is on splashy eye-catching colors boosted  up with bright bold-faced designs etched beautifully on fabrics that sheath, hug, flaunt - well - you get the idea.

Men will be in-the-face, too, and not just kicking up sand, baby!

Confident strident macho guys will be slipping into speedo-style trunks that show-off the package.

Or, lounging about in surfer-style boxers that double as wave-catchers or sporty shorts that emphasize a dude's signature style (on the beach and off).

The suits pictured  here - courtesy of Calvin Klein, Giorgio Armani, & Aussiebau - are sure to make a big splash as summer turns the corner into full glory a few weeks from now.

Surfs up!


 



Congressman Dennis Kucinich...drama Queen! Reluctantly supports Barack Health reform...



Hype & Congressman Dennis Kucinich larger than life!




Congressman Dennis Kucinich is quite the drama Queen isn't he?

If you caught him on the morning news, you know what I mean.

In a preface to an annoucement about his decision on the landmark Health Reform Bill due for a vote on Sunday (March 21st), the ditzy politico mumbled to reporters ad nauseam in front of the mic about this 'n that.

No, the package was not what he originally pinned his hopes on.

"I'm voting on the bill as it is and not as I would like it to be."

There was no public option, for instance, which was regrettable (indeed!).

The bill fell short in many respects on key issues - so he was hesitant - 'ya know?

The members of the press held their collective breath.

Where was Kucinich going with this?

Heh, Dennis, sh** or get off the pot!

Allegedly, at a much-publicized meeting with the President, the Congressman's arm was delicately twisted (maybe he got a great blow job on Bill Clinton's favorite carpet at the White House?) - enough so, anyway - that he was able to toss his towel into the dirty laundry bag along with Baracks' sweaty dress shirts rolled-up at the sleeves.

Yup!

Those late-night squeakers not only kept the Prez burning oil at both ends of the candle, but kissing a** from here to healthcare eternity and back.

Something tells me, Barack Obama made a handful of staunch promises, that may come back to haunt him.

By the time Obama is done wrestling with the power-brokers on Washington Hill, he'll need a moment or two to meditate in the mystical east to get his head back-in-whack, for sure.

Until then, he'll need to rustle up some favor with the abortionist upstarts, especially if he pines to get on the fast-track to affixing his John Henry to a raft of documents that will undoubtedly turn a page in U.S. history.

News at 11!

Kirstie Alley...big reality! Zoftig star slimming down to size...


The "big" one starred with Shaun Cassidy in Hardy Boys!



Kirstie Alley has been bouncing around the boob tube bellowing about her new reality TV show.

"The Big Life" premieres on A&E on Sunday evening (March 21st).

The fleshy offering tosses the searing lens of the camera on Alley's dumpy frame and her subsequent efforts to slim down as voyeurs around the country peer on in gut-wrenching disbelief.

What a p-i-g (some might utter under their breath); thankful, they're over the hump themselves.

On one early-morning talk show, Ms Alley was quite adamant that her religion - Scientology (more like Science Fiction to me; after all, writer Ron Hubbard wrote in that genre) had nothing to with her decision to go public on the issue of her Highness's "bigness".

One perky host quizzed Alley about her long-term goals in taking on such an - um - hefty assignment.

"It's not about staying slim, because that would be a difficult goal to maintain. To find the right weight for me sounds comfortable (and ideal)."

The likeable zoftig  gal - who once starred on "Cheers" opposite seasoned pro Ted Danson - admits the reality bill-of-fare transformed her ideas about herself a tad  during the course of piecing the project together.

"I wasn't going to worry about touch-ups, but when I caught a glimpse of the footage, I realized I am definitely a make-up girl."

"I'm not going to be perfect-looking like the Kardashians, though" she sniffed.

Athough she appears to have a lusty appetite for male company, the breezy outgoing Alley hasn't seriously dated for about ten years, she confessed.

Years ago, at an awards ceremony, the ballsy broad strode up to the podium to snatch up a coveted Emmy she won, and thanked husband (at the time) Parker Stevenson for the "big one".

That's what got her juices flowing, I guess!

Is she pining for the earth to move once again?

If you read between the lines, I surmise the answer is, yes.

Kristie has a pretty face, and luminous eyes, so a svelte figure is all she needs now to turn heads once again.

Of course, as Jessica Simpson recently lamented on Dave Letterman, guys like something to grab onto apparently.

Post:  03/10/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/03/dave-lettermanjessica-simpson-quote-on.html

Alley is certainly worth her weight in gold in that regard.

While chubby chasers are a rarefied - quirky breed - just betcha there is one waiting in the wings for the TV personality currently rising like a phoenix from the ashes of despair.

You go, girl!


Kirstie poses challenge for make-up gal!

Chris Botti...PBS Boston concert dazzling! Steven Tyler electric! Sting low-key...








Unable to sleep at the crack of dawn, I turned on the television and channel-surfed a bit.

A dazzling concert (captured for posterity on film in Boston) - featuring popular horn player Chris Botti and a roster of high-profile talent - was being broadcast on San Francisco's KTEH (9) as part of a fundraising effort for the Public Network (PBS) which focuses primarily on the fine Arts.

The well-rounded concert featured jazz, pop, and classical selections by leading minstrels of the day.

"The greatest aspect of the Boston concert is the variety. In essence, it's a gem," the handsome musician with the shock of blond lustrous hair underscored with pride.

"When an artist is on stage, it shouldn't be a performance only. The occasion should draw in the audience," Botti asserted to the rapt host.

Although the performers in this concert hailed from different strains of the musical arena, there was  a lot in common with each, Botti underscored n so many words.

"They're all showmen with unbelievable artistry. The level they've reached in their careers is similar."

When Steven Tyler strode out on stage, the atmosphere became electric, as the memerizing rocker broke into one of his memorable chart-toppers.

And, of course, the sold-out house roared their approval.

An appearance by Sting was surprisingly low-key. 

Is the headling front-man slowing down, or was he just clued into the fact that the Tyler show-stopper would be difficult to top?

Uh-huh!

It was smart not to go there!

Josh Groban's appearance - while entertaining - appeared to be a bit experimental in nature.

The curly-haired pop tenor warbled a tune that was somewhat free-form in style (to his disadvantage).

Mr. Groban is better suited to song material that is more structured - in particular, musical compositions that build and arc and single out his range (and richness of voice) - with greater emotional intensity.

Botti's instrumentals on the horn were pure magic, on the other hand, and prone to uplift the spirit throughout the course of the glittering concert.

The closing number - "Time to Say Goodbye" (backed by a glorious full orchestra) - was performed so eloquently that shivers literally ran up and down my spine at one point.

Bravo!



Thursday, March 18, 2010

Break.com...young male demographic revs up revenue! Oh, and sex! sex! sex!


 
Spring break!




Sophomoric humor is a big seller, just ask the founders of rising Break media!

By focusing their market strategies on the nasty essentials for dudes 18 to 34 - such as beer, lifestyle products, and movies - the top brass at break.com found themselves salivating over the profit margin as their web of sites geared towards hornie young men soared in popularity.

Curiously, that's my demographic (according to Alexa)!

Perez Hilton, eat your heart out.


A bevy of bodacious babes - a mainstay at the high-profile perch at the trendy gung-ho social hubs such as Chickipedia, Cage Potato, Mademan, and Holy Taco - have succeeded in rustling up an avalanche of hits, too.

Heck, boys just want to have fun!

The precise marketing campaign boosted the traffic thirty-five percent in 2009 to a staggering 27.9 million visitors in February.

Currently, Break.com is the 11th most-popular video network behind you-know-who.

Investors have not been shrinking violets, either.

Lionsgate invested about $23 million dollars in stock in 2009 which amounts to a 41 percent  stake.

Keith Richman (CEO & founder) chuckled in a recent interview that "break" is Comedy Central meets MTV's jackass meets America's Funniest Home videos meets Maxim magazine.

As the success of properties streak along at break-neck run-a-way speeds, Richman has turned the corner and expanded into gaming.

A Shanghai-based development studio is slated to introduce 5 new games in the near future with the break logo etched on the eye-catching packaging.

The success of their current offering - MMA FightPicker - paved the way.

Some may recall that break.com was formally bigboyz.com in its halcyon days.

Richman and his associates snapped up the potential money-maker with a paltry start-up nest egg of approximately 1.5 million dollars in 2004.

Unlike YouTube, break.com pays for video content, but getting the nod for broadcast from the powers-that-be is a tough nut to crack.

Most submissions (they pay flat fees of $400.00 to $2,000) don't have a lot of mass appeal, Richman sighed.

"The videos appeal to friends and contemporaries," he noted for the record.

The ideal "break" artist goes beyond content that consists primarily of prat falls, pranks, stunts, music video paradies, and stupid pet tricks (sorry - Dave Letterman - keep submitting).

At break, a young filmaker may land just that - a break into the business - according to the astute exec with a finger on the pulse of America's raging hormones.

Judging by the tone of his interviews with the media, the innovative visionary with an eye on the almighty buck, is proud to be a part of the lofty achievement beyond all the farting, gratuitous sex, fantasy gaming, and what-have-you.


San Francisco...meter maids have sh*t for brains! Harassment of tourists...




Meter maid in San Francisco a dumb fuc*!



Quite a few tourists were startled to return to their new vehicles and spot a parking ticket on their windshield this morning in San Francisco in view of the fact their meters were either paid up to the max or a disabled placard was posted visibly for any city official to spy.

Upon close scrutiny - after determing why the ticket was issued - the victims were mad as hell.

Obviously, the meter maid had sh** for brains, and was ignorant of the law.

In spite of the fact the subject vehicle(s) bore "dealer" plates - and there was a prominent temporary registration in the front windshield - the officer issued a citation!

What a useless worm!

On the tickets issued, the piece of ka ka's initials appear (T.C.) with Badge No. 0179, if you are one of those unfortunate individuals who crossed paths with this mean-spirited loser.

In California, T.C. - and other states around the country - a "dealer's plate" and temporary registration visibly affixed to the windshield - is acceptable under the law until the new plates arrive from the DMV!

In sum, the actions of the officer amount to harassment of innocent motorists, plain  and simple.

I trust the Mayor will investigate this matter, void the tickets in question, and put an end to this shocking stupidity designed to frauduently extort money from local residents and tourists alike!

San Francisco a sophisticated intelligent city?

Not on your life.

City of a**holes!


No, you can't ticket a cable car, dummy!

Twilight...Gus Van Sant or Sophia Coppola to direct final chapter? Heart-throb sought...



Vampires?
(I could milk that one dry)







Word out of the Twilight camp at Summit is that the money men are flaunting untold riches at Gus Van Sant (Good Will Hunting) and Sophia Coppola (Daddy's talented girl) to helm the final chapter of Twilight.

Well, as final as final is, by Hollywood standards - that is!

Whispers abound that the last book to be adapated for the silver screen may end up a cliff-hanging two-parter.

Needless to say, an Oscar Award-winning director is bound to scout down their own talent for any high-profile project they are inclined to undertake, like it or not.

Hence, the rumor, that producers are anxious to put the bite on an exciting up-and-coming heart-throb to raise the stakes (and blood pressure of frenzied fans) a tad.

Or, was the dismal opening of - "Remember Me" - a death knell for sexy Robert Pattinson?

News at 11!





The Addams Family...Nathan Lane stars in Broadway Musical! April 8th...






The Addams family is going through another incarnation!

The Charles Addams cartoons were adapted in the 1960's for the boob tube, triggered a craze in the  burgeoning poplular medium, and savored a long successful run in syndication heaven!

Now, the Addams Family is about to tread the boards in Tin Pan Alley, in a new format as a bold splashy Broadway Musical starring comedic actor Nathan Lane & Bebe Neuwirth.

Book by Marshall Brickman and Rick Elice (Jersey Boys) and score by Andrew Lippa.

There will be no lookin' back for Gomez (Lane) and Morticia (Bebe), undoubtedly!

Star Interviews: www.life.usatoday.com



Robin Williams & Nathan Lane camp it up!



Boob tube's Addams family in 60's

L.A Fashion Weekend...Richie Sambora, Smashbox cosmetics & Lookbook! March19th thru March 21st...








Last season, The Gallery LA teamed with KPR to launch LA Fashion Weekend at The Cooper Design Space, putting fall collections on the runway in an intimate New York loft style setting.

The event consisted of design suites, high end sponsors, and live preview runway shows on the KTLA morning news.

The show was such a hit that it returns this weekend at Holllywood's legendary Sunset Gowers Studios!

On Friday, catch the presentation by Richie Sambora & Nikki Lund - White Trash Beautiful - to start up @ 8 p.m.

The followng day, there will be visionary shows with a big splashy spotlight on the Green Initiative, the Humanitarian Fashion Show, and Emily Factor (Lizzie Parker) to hit the catwalk @ 8 p.m.

Open bar stocked with Maran, Ashai (Japanese Beer), & Smartwater.

Beauty focus by California Apparel News, Elite, Aveda & Planet Salon.

Sponsors include Coca-Cola, Smashbox, Planet Salon, and Frontiers
Info:  www.losAngelesFW.com





Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Charlie Sheen...news leaks result in firing!








Mad money conjured up for keeping an ear to the wall is going by way of the dinosaur on the set of  - "Two and a Half Men" - according to inside sources who have chosen to remain anonymous for obvious reasons!

Charlie Sheen has lowered the big bad boom.

Any crew or cast member caught divulging juicy tibits of gossip about the troubled star during the throes of rehearsing and/or filming the hit sitcom will be terminated.

Yup!

The "Boys Next Door" star (I worked in one scene on the off-beat Penelope Spheris indie starring Charlie) is mad as hell and he's not taking it anymore.

Sounds like the stance he took in the Brooke fall-out, eh?

Betcha the tongues still wag!

As the immortal heart-throb Leonardo DiCaprio was inclined to once quip:

"Catch me if you can!"

Later!



Happier days with buxom beauty!

Betty White...Cleveland sitcom set in the most-depressing U.S. City!





Betty White in the pink?



The joke may be on Betty White!

Press releases just went out notifying the media that the seasoned comedy pro (who started out in radio decades ago) has signed on to star in a TV Sitcom titled "Hot in Cleveland".

Were the PR folks referring to a hot flash, perhaps?

Because when it comes to Cleveland the word is out!

According to a news alert, Cleveland is the most-depressing city in the U.S.

Yesssir!

A couple of disc jockeys announced at the crack of dawn - top of the mornin' to 'ya by the way (it being St. Pattie's Day 'n all) - that a recent poll lauded the Ohio city as the absolute "worst".

Well, we know how Charlie Sheen feels about Aspen, but who would have thunk it about Cleveland?

The 88-year-old star will play a caretaker, so maybe that's the tip off, eh?

Valerie Bertinelli, Janes Leeves, and Wendie Mallick co-star.



Valerie Rockin' in Cleveland?!


Jazzy Museum unable to lift spirits!

 
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