Saturday, March 6, 2010

Alice In Wonderland...must-see flick with dazzling visuals! Johnny Depp so-so...






Whatever the producers spent on "Alice in Wonderland" - it's all right up there on the widescreen in glorious  color and  rife with animation techniques that are state-of-the-art  - dazzling excited filmgoers by the calculated second.

The much-anticpated Tim Burton flick does not disappoint for the most part.

In fact, the exquisite special effects make "Alice" a must-see fantasy.

Curiously, Johnny Depp falls short, amid a cast of actors that have excelled in characterizations which push the envelope to the max without going over-the-top or taking away from the film's natural ebb and flow  which undulates without much wobbling (admirably).

Of course, Tim Burton's visual feast is an adaptation of the celebrated children's book by Lewis Carroll, "Alice in Wonderland".

True to form, Burton sets up the storyline with a minimum amount of fuss, and within minutes, the rapt audience is swept up into a breathtaking other-world deep beneath the earth's crust.

Alice, a bit emotional  and pensive about a pending engagement, dashes off to think her thoughts - when she unexpectedly tumbles down a hole - and ends up in a realm (that in its own context) appears to be so much more than one of make-believe.

Within moments of getting her bearings in the subterranean dream-like world, a posse of resident descend on her with a desperate plea to rise up and meet her alleged destiny.

According to history, Alice (a human girl) will slay the Queen's favorite pet dragon - and ultimately - set the townsfolk free of the Queen of Hearts (tarts?) tyranny.

Burton has out -done himself here.

The quirky director has managed to create an intriguing world that takes a foray into the innermost workings of the "mind" and psyche "imagery" (and beyond) without much difficulty (or so it would seem).

In fact, with all the ability of a skilled sorcerer, the expert craftsman draws the audience into the fanciful dimension he's conjured up, without revealing any of the magic up his sleeve that rendered the illusion possible.

Thus, filmgoers are enterained for a couple of  imagination-packed hours that captivate.

Although the costumes were exquisitely designed - and are fascinating to gaze upon - the make-up is a big disappointment.

This flaw especially rings true in respect to Johnny Depp's character ("Mad Hatter").

When Depp first appears on film -  instead of being a show-stopping moment (which the audience expects given all the hype in recent days) - his grand entrance amounts to nothing more than a whimper.

For some inexplicable reason, the make-up appears to be all wrong.

And, poorly executed as well.

Though the production office spent millions on costumes, sets - and creating the eye-catching underground world of Alice through the looking glass -  the studio obviously skimped on a make-up artist (sadly).

Although the "design" ideas for the characters' faces are excellent, because the makeup application is sloppy and unprofessional-looking, the whole effect fails miserably.

In fact, in some instances - sloppy lines and smudged pancake make-up - to the naked eye appear to be the botched handiwork of unskilled workers on the set.

The persona they dredged up for Depp - a down-'n-out hooker - was a total miscue.

Pity!

Even still, the smorgasbord of visual delights here, are worth the price of admission.

"Alice in Wonderland" is one of those films, like Avatar, that you have to catch no matter what your taste be.

Just squint a little when you gaze on the faces of the well-developed characters on the silver screen.

That might correct the flawed appearance of the make-up.

If not, down a brewskie or a stiff scotch, 'cause that will certainly do the trick!




McDonalds...cheap bast**ds reduce Parfait twenty-percent!





What the -?

Yesterday, on my way to catch "Alice in Wonderland (a review to follow) I cruised into McDonalds and plunked down some cash for my favorite treat.

Yogurt and Fruit Parfait

After the counter-person handed over the dessert, though, I did a double-take.

Imagine that!

The tasty treat was now packaged in a smaller container with about twenty-percent less product inside!


Surely, there was an employee slip-up.

When I turned back to the cashier and asked if I was given a smaller size or free sample by mistake - instead of the one I paid for - they were speechless.

The guilty look on the employee's face screamed out loud and clear.

In retrospect, it was obvious, that McDonald's launched the dessert in a larger size last year to attract consumers;  after all - for $1.00 - the parfait was a great deal on the value menu.

Nutritious, too.

Once loyal customers got "hooked", and after the product became a "mainstay" on the menu, McDonald's slyly sprang into action this past week and reduced the size of the container.

The move was obviously orchestrated to squeeze the profit margins.

Cheap bast**rds!

Do they think we were born yesterday?

Not moi!

I gobbled down my last yogurt parfait yesterday at McDonalds, for good reason.

I don't support deceptive business practices, customer manipulation, or corporate greed!

McDonalds,  you know where you can put your yogurt parfait.


 


Friday, March 5, 2010

Kristen Stewart...alluring in Adventureland! Hilarious college pic entertainining...







Big fans of Kristen Stewart may want to catch ADVENTURELAND, a youth-oriented film which focuses on College students and their sexual hi-jinks, while toiling away at their ho-hum summer jobs.

At New Beverly Cinema last night, on a double-bill (with Zombieland!), I found myself chortling away at a lot of snappy dialogue, sight gags, and the folly of youth depicted in the 2009 production.

Ms. Stewart essentially steals the film out from under the other talented actors - in part due - to her natural acting style and a confidence on screen that resonates with filmgoers.

A curly-haired gawky teen - with active hormones - is hard to resist, too; in fact, his persona is downright captivating.

In the simple straight-forward storyline, the lead character - James (played by Jesse Eisenberg) - has just graduated with a degree from Oberlin College.

His big plan to tour Europe over a school break is cut short when his father is transferred and strained resources force James to take on a summer job at the local theme park

With the help of close friend Frigo (Matt Bush) he takes up smoking marijuana (which triggers some side-splitting scenarios) and the lusty pursuit of babe watching as his raging hormones start to kick into high gear out-of-the-blue.

In no time flat, he is bonding with co-workers, and finding his place in the scheme of things.

Oh, and on the fast-track to getting laid, too.

He's funny, offbeat, and perfect in the role of foil.

Ryan Reynolds is surprisingly low-key (and effective) in the skin of a part-time musician who claims to have once jammed with Lou Reed (keen on the right moves to launch to land a babe in the sack).

He's treading water as the park's mechanic who quickly and efficiently fixes things.

There is nothing earth-shattering going down in ADVENTURELAND, but if you're looking for a couple of hours of  mindless entertainment, this bud's for you.



Ryan Reynolds
(right where I want him)


Glee...tour! Tickets on sale for Amphitheatre show!






Fans of the hit show - "Glee" - will be thrilled when the news falls on their ears that tickets for upcoming concerts in Los Angeles at the Amphitheatre go on sale on March 13th!

Quite a few of the cast members are slated to glide on stage for performances that will ring up the curtain  May 20th - May 21st.

Broadway star Lea Michele has signed on to recreate her role as a popular high-school character (Rachel Berry).

Since a couple of the actors who play teachers on the trendy entertaining show won't be treading the boards in the upcoming live stage production, "Glee" fans might  be wise to check the roster of talent committed to appear before snapping up tickets (especially if they're keen on mingling with a particular star backstage after the performance).

See 'ya there!


Paparazzi...Style salon stormed in WeHo! Brittany & Oscar beauties...









As I strolled up Santa Monica Boulevard last evening, I spied a posse of frenzied paparazzi swarming around the front door and picture window at Style nail salon.



With the Oscars coming up, a bevy of bodacious babes are about to get all gussied up for the star-studded red carpet event on Sunday (March 7th) at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.



Since the full press corps will be out capturing the well-heeled arrivals on camera - head to toe - guests of the 82nd Annual event are dashing into stylist's local showrooms for their final fittings, plucking up last-minute accessories to spark up their outfits - and yes - popping into salons for manicures.

In fact, pedicures are not out of the question either, when you consider that the glare of the spotlight will also be keenly focused on high-end "sensual" heels, open-toed designer boots of all persuasion, even sandals.

Style nails, in West Hollywood, was working at peak capacity yesterday as photo journalists and gossip tipsters strained at all available window space to snap scintillating shots of a few female celebs inside being pampered and gussied up for the big day.


 

"Who's inside?" passers-by were inclined to query each other with a good deal of curiosity when they caught the wild circus-like atmosphere outside the trendy little salon.

Pssst!

Her first name was Brittany!

Me?

I'm out rustling up snacks for Oscar's much-touted celebrity-filled extravaganza which I intend to take in from my upscale comfy digs at a popular Hotel  in Las Vegas.

Keep 'ya posted!



Sensusal underthings key!


Thursday, March 4, 2010

Pavillions...insults customers to save face! Sagging profits pay-back...


 


Low-life Pavillions' employees insult customers!
(older blond hag on cashier the worst)




Oh, those a**holes at Pavillions will never learn, will they?

As I noted in a past post, the employees at the West Hollywood outlet have an IQ of about  2, between the lot of them.

Post:  02/22/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/02/pavillionscashier-jumps-to-conclusion.html


For example, in recent weeks on my consumer alert page, I warned readers (and shoppers near-and-far) about their racist African-American security guards, harassment of customers while they were innocently shopping (at whim) for the week's groceries, male employee closet-cases trying to put the make on customers in the men's room, and so forth and so on.

One day, I focused on Pavillions' tendency to jump to conclusions about the habits of some of their customers, who are regulars and long-time residents in the neighborhood.

For instance, at the crack of dawn - a posse of residents stream into the grocery store, snap up a bit of fruit, maybe grab a coffee and doughnut - then proceed to plunk themselves down in the Starbuck's cafe to read the paper (after they've paid for the items).

One employee (after-the-fact) - with a bad attitude and looks to match - would then stride through the cafe and assume that the customers didn't pay for their snacks (and what-not)  when he spied empty wrappers and half-full cups of java on their tables.

As I noted in my post, a number of loyal patrons started to get annoyed about being "falsely accused" (by inference, for starters) that they were gobbling up their morning breakfast in the cafe without paying (in spite of the fact they had their receipts in tow to prove otherwise).

Instead of recognizing the error of their employee's despicable unprofessional (unjust) conduct (which amounted to defamation of character and which warranted disciplinary action) Pavillions proceeded to post a rude insulting sign on the side panel of a partition in bold-faced type:

ATT: 
CUSTOMERS
PLEASE PAY BEFORE EATING
THANK YOU

Yup.

They're trying to toss the blame on the customer when - in fact - it rests squarely on their own drooping shoulders.

In view of the fact I penned a post enlightening neighborhood shoppers and residents about the stupidity of the cashier and the false assertions, Pavillions should have taken extra precaution not to misjudge (or jump to conclusions) in the future.

Instead, they chose to slap their customers in the face with their insulting sign.

No wonder Safeway (owner of Pavillions) has suffered  a loss of revenue over the past quarter.

Shoppers (and locals alike) are turning away from Pavillions in view of the disturbing conduct of the a**holes in their employ.

As far as I am concerned, they're a useless gang of low-lifes, as evidenced by their revolting conduct.

Losers, the lot of 'em!


Sarah Palin...stand-up comic routine laughable! Ice Queen not funny...


Jay Leno offers up stand-up tips!



Palin clan to flaunt dirty laundry in reality show!
(how I spent my fall vacation)



After catching Sarah Palin's attempt at stand-up comedy on the Jay Leno show, the casual observer may find it a snap to fathom why (at long last) there was such a frenzied (back-stabbing fuss) over the recent late-night talk-show wranglings.

Stand-up is not an easy row to hoe, after all!

In Palin's case in particular.

For starters - like her bid for VP in the last election alongside hapless-hopeful John McCain - her timing (if you can call it that) was way-off.

In fact, her stale low-key fodder (meant to ingratiate) amounted to a series of one-liners tossed out at break-neck speed without much style or panache.

Instead, the forced quips fell flat.

Part of the problem, as any seasoned pro will attest to, is that Palin failed to recognize the importance of the "pause".

While it is not always required that it  "refresh", it should certainly not reflect that a comic is slipping into actual meno-pause (for image sake, at least).
George Burns and Jack Benny were masters at stand-up.

And, the former Ice Queen could use a little help in the recovery department, too.

Dave Letterman, King of the "dead joke" syndrome, is a good role model in that regard.

For instance, if Letterman goes out on a limb - and off-kilter out-of-whack material R.I.P.'s on stage - the toothy comedian is always able to turn the flub into a humorous moment.

Unfortunately for Palin, that's a skill she's not going to pick up overnight since the ability to turn a disaster into a side-splitting hilarious jolt of laughter (and wild applause) requires years of treading the boards in whiskey joints and concert halls around the heartland.

A well-written joke - even a funny one - is not always going to triumph unless the elements - emphasis , rhythm, timely appeal - are all in tandem.

Palin tended to be more like a juggler who dropped her pins mid-flight than one who was just humming along in control with the audience tightly-held in greased palm.

That issue aside, Palin is definitely not one to rest on her laurels, though.

In fact, if the scuttlebutt be true, the gun-toting fur-bearing former Governor, is planning a come-back of sorts (to ressurect herself in the eyes of die-hard Republicans around the nation) by way of a spanking new tome.

There should be enough fodder to rustle up a gaggle of  talk-show appearances - at which point  - the feisty Northern Hunter may feel more comfortable in front of a critical audience out to lynch her normally.

Then, there's the reality show!

Uh-huh.

One of the popular gossip tabloids spilled the beans that Palin & family may be inviting the searing eye of the tawdry reality show circuit  into her Alaskan igloo for an up-close lookie-loo.

At this point, the spunky go-getter, appears to be the little ice sled that could.

News at 11!

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Oscars...Academy poll gives Inglorious Basterds, An Education & Avatar an edge! Dark Horses loom large...









If you've been reading the voluminous news reports spewing out daily on the upcoming Oscar celebrations, you've no doubt heard the name of an organization by the name of "The Academy" bandied about (the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences).

The members of the prestigious "club" - not only vote on candidates for the Oscar each year - but oversee the entire Academy  process before and after the big top goes up annually (as the world gazes on from the frenzied sidelines with a lot of anticipation and merriment).

Members represent various crafts in the film industry.

For instance - actors, directors, and producers - each have a stake in deciding who will walk away with the coveted prize each year by a vote count of the eligible membership.

Curiously, actors boast the largest block of voting power, with a membership in the vicinity of 1205 in number.

Maybe thespians are a dime-a-dozen, eh?

Make-up folks and hairstylists (who gussy up the stars before they stand before the penetrating lens of the movie camera) are at the low end of totem with 118 members in total.

In the LA TIMES today, the "Envelope" section noted the newspaper took an unofficial poll, to get a slant on how members were voting in the current Oscar race to be telecast on March 7th at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood.

The tallies were eye-opening, to say the least.

Although "The Hurt Locker" has been much-lauded (as a front-runner to win for Best Director & Best Film) the numbers revealed that upstart  "An Education" - for one - will be a dark horse that comes from behind in a couple of categories along with "Inglorious Basterds" neck-in-neck.

For example, three of the largest academy voting blocks (actor, directors, and producers) appeared to be ignoring " Hurt Locker" as a surefire winner in the Best Picture category.


Meanwhile, the Director's race among the same "gang of three", indicated a three-way split with nods to James Cameron (Avatar), Kathryn Bigelow ( Hurt Locker), and Quentin Tarantino (Inglorious Basterds).

 "The Hurt Locker"only received two nods from the actors, directors, and producers (Jeremy Renner, Best Actor; and Kathryn Bigelow, Director)

The bulk of the gold was spread out between "Inglorious Basterds" (Best Picture, Director, Supporting Actor, Original Screenplay), "Crazy Heart" (Best Actor), "An Education" (Lead Actress, Adapted Screenplay) and Avatar (Best Director, Best Picture).

Lone picks included "Up in the Air" (Adapted Screenplay), "Messenger" (Best Screenplay), & "Up" (Best Screenplay).

Mo'Nigue (Precious) and Gabourey Sidibe (Precious) garnered acting nods, too.

The numbers are downright telling (and intriguing for a myriad of reasons) when you consieder that this motley group of power-brokers in the biz represent almost half of the voting membership  at the Academy.


In a nutshell, there are bound to be a few upsets, surprise trots to the podium, and some wild unexpected back-slapping come Sunday.

"See, told 'ya so. Knew all along," may be the lament of the evening in some quarters

Ah, just a lot of  Oscar - Monday-morning quarter-backing -  in my estimation.

Pluck up the voter ballot from the LA tmes, fill in your choices, and see how you fair!

The insightful just might manage to rustle up a buck or two if they bet their hunches right in Vegas.

The Oscars are celebrating their 82nd year touting talent.



Louis B. Mayer, head of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM), has long been considered the major force behind the start-up of the organization.


The poweful studio mogul wanted to create an organization that would be able to mediate labor disputes and improve the industry’s image at a time when censors and the general public were concerned about racy onscreen material that bordered on the pornographic (and juicy scandals that were rocking Tinsel Town).

Initially the talks began with a handful of Motion Picture Producers, who sat down and discussed their vision one fine night a few decades ago.

After the initial meeting, Mayer invited thirty-six people involved in the film industry, to a formal banquet at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles on January 11th in 1927. .

The idea for the formation of  "The Academy" was well-received by the celebrated industry guests in attendance that auspicious occasion.

Douglas Fairbanks, Sr. was elected  the first president of the Academy.

Shortly after he was inducted, he proposed that "Awards of Merit" for distincitive achievement be bestowed on worthy recipients.

A year later, the voting system for the Awards was established; subsequently, the nomination and selection process continued yearly after that.

The "Award of Merit" later became known as the Academy Award (Oscar).

In 1929, the Academy - in a joint venture with the University of Southern California - created America's first film school to further the art and science of moving pictures.

 In addition to financing a school, the Academy also gives grants to filmmakers at the undergraduate and graduate level; awards up to five Nicholl Fellowships in Screenwriting annually; and operates the Margaret Herrick Library (at the Fairbanks Center for Motion Picture Study) in Beverly Hills, California and at the Pickford Center for Motion Picture Study in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California.

The current President of the Academy is Tom Sherak.






Jerry Brown...announces bid for Governor! "You the people" listen up...



Mad as Hell
(not taking it anymore)



Nobody's muscling in on my territory!



Jerry Brown called for smaller government and more clout for local officials in the decision-making process, when he announced his bid for Governor in the upcoming elections, Tuesday.

During the press junket, Brown - who was California's Governor for eight years (1975-1983) - took an obvious slap at Governor Schwarzenegger which appeared to resonate with supporters.

"Some people say that if you've been around the process, you can't handle the job, that we need to go out and find an outsider who knows virtually nothing about State government."

Enter the barbarian.

Brown - a once-handsome charismatic politician with a full-head of lustrous hair - couldn't resist a pointed quip in the aftermath of his attack.

"Well, we tried that, and it doesn't work. We found that out, that not knowing, is not good."

In a video online at his website, Brown asserted that he was the best candidate for big honcho, in so many carefully-chosen words.

"Our State is in serious trouble and the next Governor must have the preparation and the knowledge and the know-how to get California working again."

In sum, that was Brown's platform for political success.

"That's what I offer."

There were campaign promises, too.

"In this time of recession, there will be no new taxes, unless you the people vote for them."

You the people?

Ah, that has a catchy ring to it.

Jerry, you (the politician) may have something there!


Hair today
(gone tomorrow)

Hurt Locker...Producer banned from Oscars! Trivia fodder for game shows...






Nicolas Chartier (2nd left) & Hurt Locker crew!



Just a couple of days ago, I reported that the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts & Sciences was pondering what action to take against one of the producers of  "The Hurt Locker" (Nicolas Chartier) for violating Academy rules.

Post:  02/26/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/02/hurt-lockerdisqualified-from-oscars.html

Chartier e-mailed several hundred promotional teasers to friends, family, and business associates - of which, a few were Academy Members - urging Oscar enthusiasts to turn their backs on Avatar (which he referred to as the "$500 million dollar movie") - and vote for "Hurt Locker" instead (directed by talented Kathryn Bigelow).

The unprecedented slight caused a furor at the Academy where officials of the prestigious organization quickly discussed potential remedies to punish the upstart who cast a pall in the 11th hour of the Oscar race.

According to academy rules, members are barred from participating in negative campaigns against filmmakers in the running for the coveted Golden Statuette affectionately known as the "Oscar".

Over the weekend, when the disturbing news first broke, the Academy was considering pulling Bigelow's offering from the line up of nominated features as punishment and to deter such conduct in the future by Academy Members.

However, yesterday it was announced that disciplinary action would be focused solely on the culprit in question, Nicolas Chartier.

In a press release Tuesday, the Academy announced that Chartier would be barred from attending the Oscar celebrations on March 7th at the Kodak Theatre in the heart of Hollywood.

The naughty producer's tickets were revoked, and he was summarily notified - as well - that he would not be able to attend as a guest of any attendee either.

In sum, Nicolas Chartier has the dubious distinction of being the first nominee to have ever been banned from attending the Oscars.

In due time, Chartier (and the incident) will obviously be reduced to Oscar trivia on TV game shows and the like for decades to come.

Is Chartier the first to go down in the halls of  Oscar infamy?

Well, he's in good company - right up there with Brando's Oscar misstep in 1977 - and alongside a handful of  botched acceptance speeches that didn't gel well with audiences over the years.



Brando Native Indian fiasco!


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Santa Monica Library...homeless camping in stalls of toilets! Shame on City Council...





Santa Monica Library focuses on aesthetics
(not the needs of the residents)


Yesterday afternoon I was at the Santa Monica Library doing some research when I dashed into the restroom to take a whiz and blow my nose.

Unfortunately, when it came to relieving myself, it was not an easy task to undertake.

The three stalls were shut-tight - and in spite of a wait for about ten minutes - I was unable to take a turn because the individuals inside had obviously hankered down for the afternoon.

At one point, a middle-aged man - with shaving cream slapped  unevenly on his weathered face - slithered out, walked over to the basin and wet a paper towel - then mosied back into the water closet without so much as a backward glance.

The other two gents continued with their vigils (for whatever reason) with nary a rustle of toilet paper - or jangling belt buckle - signalling a change of guard was definitely not on the way.

All of the cross-legged patrons waiting in line proceeded to retreat one by one in disgust.

Nope!

There wasn't a staff member or guard in sight to monitor the situation!

At this juncture, I had to seriously consider that the employees had thrown up their hands in frustration - or, just maybe - were allowing the homeless folks to take a nap for an hour or two each day for a nominal fee.

Well, that's one way to dredge up some moolah, if the library is cash-strapped.

But, seriously, folks.

What a sad commentary on the library and the homeless situation in Santa Monica.

Are the City Fathers aware of the shocking events going down in their neck-of-the-woods?

Maybe, Council members just don't care.

The library employees obviously don't or they would have tried to rectify the problem by now.

Judging by what I witnessed, the individuals in question not only need a shelter to wash-up and rest their weary heads, but some psychological counselling as well.

Mental illness is a very serious problem in this country today, and the folks at the Library shouldn't take it all so lightly, or in their stride without conscience.

Shame!


Anderson Cooper...Silver Fox to seek lair @ CBS! Rumors persist...






On the airwaves this morning, disc jockeys were chatting each other up over an alleged insider "tip" that Anderson Cooper - a mainstay over at CNN for a handful of years now - may fly the coop!

Was the initial invite for Anderson Cooper to contribute to 60 Minutes (the CBS flagship ratings-getter) a sly overture to pave the way for the "Silver Fox" to transition his way over to the competing network?

Some say, yes!

According to pulse-takers and media watchdogs, CBS News executives have their sights set on the handsome bachelor, who has an apparent festish for work-out gyms and wet spandex tightie-whities.

Post:  06/06/08

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/06/anderson-cooperunderwear-fetish-gay.html

With a foot in the door now, it's just a matter of time before Anderson may choose to casually seque into a full-fledged role shaping the news format at CBS by way of an anchor post.

Some astute observers have noted over the past twenty-four hours that Katie Couric’s contract expires in a year or so - and that the time is ripe - to approach the rising media star stirring up ratings at CNN.

His high-profile coverage of the Haiti disaster hasn't been anything to sniff at, for starters.

Although a meeting allegedly took place months ago, some naysayers are pooh-poohing the notion that there is a behind-the-scenes play for Anderson to sign on the dotted line.

Some sources are boldly conjecturing that CBS Executives are pining for Mr. Cooper to replace Ms. Couric.

That sword works both ways for CBS.

Even if Cooper is not interested in jumping ship - any activity (surreptitious or otherwise) that hints negotiations are underway - may force Katie Couric's hand!

Meanwhile, CNN appears to be putting out fires in the wake of the media storm.

"The rumors that Cooper recently met with CBS News regarding an anchor position are false," a spokesperson at CNN asserted in so many words at the beginning of the week.

"He is not engaged in any additional conversations with them (CBS) beyond those necessary for his continuing role on 60 Minutes," he added with finality.

Will the grey-haired wonder utter up a comment or two to set the record straight?

News at 11!



MOVIE REVIEWS...Julian Ayrs










REVIEWS
Julian Ayrs
Film Critic



Jake Shimabukuro: Life on Four Strings
The Haumana
Linsanity
The Great Gatsby
Les Miserables
The Place Beyond the Pines
Hyde Park on Hudson
Everybody has a Plan
Which Way is the Front Line from Here?
On the Road
Sister
Zero Dark Thirty
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
The Iron Lady
The Forgiveness of Blood
War Horse
Albert Nobbs
My Week with Marilyn
The Descendants
Shame
Harry Potter (Deathly Hallows)
Crazy Stupid Love
Country Strong
We Were Here
Bang Bang
Wedding Palace
Casino Jack
The Tourist
Source Code
Blank City
The Town
Wall Street (Money Never Sleeps)
The Social Network
The Killers
The Karate Kid
Knight and Day
Shutter Island
The Taqwacores
From Paris with Love
Ajumma! Are you Crazy?
Robin Hood
Iron Man 2
Bodyguards & Assassins
The Oath
The Clash
Au Revoir Taipei
Habana Eva
The Last Song
Alice in Wonderland
Adventureland
Inglourious Basterds
Remember Me
Green Zone
An Education
The Hurt Locker
11th Hour
COP OUT
Ghost Writer
Winds of September
Quickie Express
Yamagata Scream
White on Rice
The Art of the Steal
Rock Slyde
David & Layla
Valentine's Day
NINE
Carrier
Avatar
The Drummer
UP IN THE AIR
A Serious Man
The Lives of Others
3:10 to Yuma
Suspect X
District 9
Young Victoria
The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
Crazy Heart
Tyson
Children of Invention
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Wild Strawberries
Before the Music Dies
Two Tickets to Paradise
Outsourced
Men Who Stare at Goats
Lust Caution
MILK
Memorial Day
Shelter
Kabluey
The Rocker
Beowulf
Order of the Phoenix
Resurrecting the Champ
I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
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West Hollywood...friendship! Shallow people need not apply...



The ultimate recluse rich enough to pull it off!



Hughes idle hours spent designing bra with proper lift and thrust!



One of the things that annoys me most are people who are shallow and insincere.

And, inconsistency takes the cake.

I have resided in the West Hollywood area for over twenty years - and during that time - have come to recognize that the tiny incorporated city is pretty much a transient place.

This is partly due to the nature of the entertainment-industry beast!

For example, Hollywood wannabees - actors, singers, dancers - take the long trek out to Tinsel Town to pursue their dream of stardom and fame.

Subsequently, they often settle in neighborhoods central to the hub of the biz, such as WeHo.

Then, for the next year or so, the old-timers spot them around town as they try to settle in and acclimatize themselves to the West Coast scene

One day, a larger percentage of the disillusioned will either jump off a cliff  in frustration when their dreams don't pan out, skulk back to Oklahoma a dismal failure (a cliche, I know), or move lock-stock-and-barrel  to Silver Lake never to be seen hide-nor-tail-of again.

Over the years, folks like me, stayed and established roots.

Likewise, during that time frame, I also began to acknowledge others who did the same.

Indeed!

When a familiar face crosses your path a few times a week (at the grocery store, the pharmacy, while strolling along the street) you're inclined to smile, nod politely, or even utter hello.

Once I personally acknowledge someone, or strike up a bond of-sorts, I am in for the long haul.

When it comes to friendship - in particular - I can be depended on.

Here's what a few notables have said about friendship:

"Life is partly what we make it, and partly what is made by the friends whom we choose."
Tehyi Hsieh

"A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere."
Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen."
Samuel Paterson

"A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails."
Anonymous author

So, with that foremost in mind,please note for the record that  those who consider striking up an acquaintance with me should be aware of one thing.

I expect loyalty and "consistency" in my associations with people (on whatever level).

Cross me (or stab me in the back) and you're banished!

After all, I'm not a masochist.

I'd rather have a circle of tight-knit friends consisting of three or four buddies I feel comfortable with (and can depend on) than a posse of phony (superficial) pals who are wish-washy and not one ounce of loyalty in their fickle bones.

I don't kknow if it is the uncertainty of the times - or simply due to a lack of manners (and an inability to connect and effectively communicate) - but I have found that in WeHo (and in Los Angeles in general) that  folks have a problem being sincere, following through, and committing in respect to relationships.

For instance, on occasion I have been walking down the street or glancing over a newspaper in a cafe - when a local resident (who I have crossed paths with dozens of times for months on end) - suddenly breaks into a smile and gives me a nod.

No, I don't perceive that as a signal to saunter over to their table, and pursue a hot affair in-between-the- sheets.

I like to think that a connection (acknowledgement) has been made - though - which may (or may not) pan out into a meaningful friendship.

So, I tend to take a mental note.

Next time, I will make a point of acknowledging that individual, also.

After all, isn't that how bonds develop with neighbours and strangers?

One guy I started saying hi to over the past year proved to be such a flake!

One minute he would wave hi - the next - ignore me.

Sorry, dude, I require consistency in my interactions with people.

Once there is a snub (is that what it is, or is the person just too stupid to recall the people he or she has been acknowledging for weeks on end?) I drop them like a hot potato.

And, I run away from immature a**holes who play games, like they have the plague.

I've got better things to do than try to fathom out the intent of a gaggle of losers who don't have a clue about friendship (or life in general) from the get-go (though it is usually staring them nakedly in the face).

To be honest with you - as far as I am concerned - the eyes are the windows of the soul.

In the final analysis, I'm not inclined to let just any jerk-off stare into mine, for heaven's sake.

I'll save (and cherish) that special moment for a deserving like-minded-soul similar in spirit to moi!

So, kiss off  'ya Hollywood phonies, I want nothing to do with low-life slugs like you.

And, that goes for  ambitious social climbers who toil away on take-out counters and cash registers at - CVS, Starbucks, Rite-Aid, Pavillions - wherever!

Just ring up the items, bag 'em, and fork over my change (without any goo-goo eyes) please.

No wonder Brando, James Dean, and Howard Hughes were recluses.

In fact - even Greta Garbo's lament - makes sense to me now.

"I want to be left alone!"

Amen!

Greta Garbo avoided trappings of fame!


Brando intensely private & retiring off-screen!

 
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