Saturday, January 9, 2010

Illegal Immigrants...New York Times & Mayor Bloomberg agree with moi!




There's a border there for a reason!
(duh)




A few days ago, in response to a column written by a Los Angeles Times journalist, I penned my thoughts on the escalating illegal immigrant problem in California which is running rampant.

Of course, my die-hard readers were not surprised when I didn't mince words!

After all, I believe in calling a spade a spade.

Post: 01/04/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/01/latinoscrystal-ball-portends-disaster.html

I expected a few shrinking violets - and host of supporters of the illegals' cause - to lambast me for being too harsh.

But, frankly, I was pleasantly surprised when the New York Times staff echoed my sentiments a day or two later!

In the article - in which they noted they supported Mayor Bloomberg's position that illegal immigration must end in this country - they further argued that illegal immigrants should assimilate (my words exactly) into the American cultural landscape and learn to speak English.


That evening, I dashed out and snapped up a bottle of bubbly - and later, as I drafted a post - toasted the Mayor's Office and the New York Times editorial staff.

You betcha!

Suppose us wrinkly old white dudes have to stick together to the bitter end, eh?

Amen!




Simpson's...Mayor Gavin Newsom's cartoon image! 20th Anniversary Special...


Happy Anniversary!



Sounds like a fish story to me!




Voters have been keenly aware for a while that uppity Gavin Newsom is looney tunes!

Now, the green Mayor can look look forward to a little technicolor juicing up his public image.

On Sunday (January 10th) his Honor will appear as a guest character on the Simpson's 20th Anniversary Special.

The episode ("In 3D! On Ice") is a sixty-minute program that not only takes a trip down memory lane - but also takes an insightful glance - at the impact of the pop culture phenomenon over the years.

Famed documentary director - Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me) - compiled the clips which feature a multitude of celebrities.

Just maybe, Mayor Newsom is praying for a raft of residuals, to finance his next political venture?

If you recall, empty pockets forced the scandal-ridden Mayor, to drop out of the race for Governor.

Maybe, he's saying his pennies for a run for Prez, one day?

News at 11!



Spurlock hugs his meal ticket!


Kristen Bell...she said what? Sexy quotes...

Lipstick Lesbo




Kristen Bell is feeling footloose, fancy-free, and hot-to-trot au naturel with the ladies!

In a recent interview with Health Magazine, the perky blond let it slip that on the set of "Burlesque" (Cher & Chrisina Aguilera starring) that she may be inclined to become a lipstick lesbo.

In her own words, the actress gushed excitedly:

"I have never felt so much good female energy around me. I find that I can't take my eyes off them. I'm ninety-nine percent sure I will leave this movie a lesbian."

I'd set up a date with former Senator Sheila Kuehl - but it appears that feisty Zelda (Dobie Gillis) - is jumping ship too.



Butch love?


San Francisco...Nicole Kidman @ Family Violence Prevention ground-breaking!



Yesterday, I intended to zip down to the Presidio to catch actress Nicole Kidman at the ground-breaking ceremony for the Family Violence Prevention Center at the former military base.

Unfortunately, prior commitments, a number of tasks around town - and computer glitches (!) - kept me running all morning and into the late afternoon (so I was forced to pass).

Ms. Kidman, if you recall, was on my 1st Annual Best-Dressed Women's list last year.

Post: 12/29/08

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/12/10-worst-dressed-listcher-oprah-and.html

One of the publicity stills in the morning daily featured a beaming Kidman in an outfit which screamed for closer scrutiny - but, alas - as fate would have it that would not be the case from this fashion perch.

The former Mrs. Cruise is currently dazzling audiences on screen with her performance in NINE (which is currently packing them in at the Castro Street Theatre) although - as I noted in my own review this week - her warbling left a little to be desired.

Post: 01/02/10

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2010/01/ninescripted-material-for-sophia-loren.html

Nancy Pelosi was on hand to break ground (wind?) for the $18 million-dollar center dedicated to stopping violence against women and children.

Organizers of the high-profile event noted that the project includes an International conference center to host leadership training, education programs and public exhibitions (for starters).

Ms. Kidman was there on behalf of the respected United Nations Development Fund for women.

Kudos!



Pelosi "Queen" Bee for the day!


Friday, January 8, 2010

San Francisco...Mark Abramson @ Books Inc! Synchronicity abounds with Russian River Rat author...








Yesterday was an intriguing day, but auspicious signs during the course of it, signalled I was on the right path and where I was meant to be according to the cosmic design.

Early in the day, when I was unable to locate the LA Times, I settled for the San Francisco Chronicle which I plucked up at the local newstand.

As I quickly gleaned the pages, I spied an iintriguing article on disappearing Sea Lions in San Francisco Bay, which I clipped out to refer to for a potential post later in the week on the environment.

The rest of the day's schedule filled up pretty quickly - and the energy expended to keep abreast of it - ended up rustling up a craving for munchies around 7 p.m.

As I scoured Market Street for an inviting diner to slip into, I spied Books Inc, and thought I'd pop in to snatch up the Times (to read over dessert).

For the first time on this visit to Frisco (after searching high & low for the Los Angeles daily) a cashier at the back desk finally informed me that the newspaper did not have a distributor in the tony Bay area.

So, I was SOL.

With a sigh, I started to turn away, when I noticed a gaggle of fold-up chairs uniformly placed around a small podium in the center of the backroom.

Just as that image caught my eye, I suddenly realized that customers were strolling in and taking seats, for what appeared to be an in-house literary event.

The cute staffer informed me that writer Mark Abramson - who penned the popular "Beach Series" tome - Russian River Rat - would be reading a few paragraphs from his latest (as yet unpublished)  offering.

Unfortunately, I was not familiar with the author or his celebrated book on the Russian River hot-spot.

In fact, I'm probably the only the single male to have never trekked up to the popular resort for a week-end of camp.

I've heard all the - gossip, rumors, and innuendo - though.

All true, I gather from trustworthy sources (oh, yeah!).

As it turns out, that morning the Chronicle mentioned the event - but for some inexplicable reason - I didn't stumble across it (just the report on Sea Lions).

How ironic!

As the - witty, outgoing, middle-aged author prepared to read excerpts from "Snowball" - he chortled in an aside that the manuscript may have to undergo some judicious edits before the publishing phase, if the Sea Lions continued to vanish from the bay.

Apparently the delightful sea creatures play a major role in uncovering a macabre twist in the plot.

Talk about synchronicity!

At this juncture, soothed by the realization that I was where I was meant to be at that given moment in time, I settled in for a very entertaining night at the bookstore.

The author was blessed with a packed house - in fact - several fans of his reading style were forced to stand (due to a lack of chairs) as he delighted us all with excerpts from - not only the new book - but from old favorites other book-lovers in the cozy nook were familiar with.

Then, there was a special surprise treat.

Mark pointed out that a publisher back east was interested in his "Diaries" which consisted of entries that stretched back a few decades.

So, he was inclined to read a couple of highly-personal notes from those intimate "memoires", fortunately for his enthusiastic fan base in attendance.

Abramson selected a couple of entries from January 7th (1975, I believe) because that was the date of yesterday's book-reading.

It was going to be interesting to learn what was on his mind the same day so many moons ago.

Imagine that!

The musings all focused on his first attempt to join a writer's group (early on in his literary career) and his hand-wringing about this 'n that - what to toss over his muscular bod to attract a trick and which choice poems to select to best represent his style (in that order!) - and so forth and so on.

As to last night's venture into celebrity, well, he was warmly received by the surprisingly down-to-earth cross-section of gay men who casually-strolled in totally devoid of attitude.

On occasion, Mr. Abramson's interaction with the rapt audience was highly personal in nature.



For example, he chatted a bit about the A.I.D.S. crisis when it hit the Castro like a ton of bricks, and touched on the havoc it caused initially.


Some of the unforgettable experiences inspired his writing, naturally.

For example, he introduced one character - in his cast of many - who became affectionately known as the "bug chaser".

At one point in the early days of the outbreak, older gay men in the throes of various stages of the disease, commanded a remarkable outpouring of love from a compassionate community anxious to reach out and provide comfort in the hour of suffering.

In response to that, a curious phenomenon arose in the gay community, which was shocking to some.

A number of young gays (18-24 age-range basically) felt left out - after all, in neighborhoods like the Castro, West Hollywood, and elsewhere - those stricken with the killer virus were taken into the fold at support groups and hands-on treatment centers and were even provided with free prescription drugs for a myriad of ailments and funding to defray housing costs.

Subsequently, these hapless misguided kids actively sought out older gay men afflicted with the disease, to infect them (willingly or not).


Shortly after that strange episode in gay history, the producers and writers at "Queer as Folk", actually incorporated that disturbing manifestation into a major plot line on the highly-popular cable show.

The ratings skyrocketed, of course!


During the course of the readings last night, there were a number of humorous moments, as well.

The unassuming writer (who - like many S.F. dudes - shaves his head) joked about white sheets referred to in one chapter.

A couple of the guests reacted in a knee-jerk Martha Stewart kind-of-way.

"Who buys white sheets," one roared!

In response, Mark - quick on the uptake - chirped up.

"Well, I figure, if ever there was an emergency, you could wave them to attract help."

Of course, this triggered an old memory from my past.


A lover and I were strolling through a park years ago (not telling which one!) when nature's beauty was inclined to romantically sweep us up into each other arms.

 So, we thought it might be a touch risque - and a real adrenalin rush - to lay down in the grass and smooch a little in the bright mid-day sun with Mother Nature's bounty serenading us all around.

Right-off-the-bat, we figured we'd better go off the beaten path (so to speak), and far from the madding crowd.

Curiously, when we hiked up towards the peak of one hill, the foliage diminished somewhat - and eventually - consisted of mainly low-lying shrubs.

Oh well, we were far enough away from prying eyes, that we figured we would be able to snuggle-up without any unexpected intrusions on our intimate moment in the park.

Unfortunately, my friend was wearing bright white undershorts.

Wouldn't 'ya know it, just as we were in the midst of our clinch, we suddenly heard the thunderous roar of a whirly-bird.

We jumped up and scanned the skies to determine if it was nearby.

Turns out, it was the Channel 5 News helicopter (normally used to chart the afternoon rush-hour traffic for the news anchors at the station) heading right in our direction.

OMG!

They must have seen the white flash of his skivvies hanging ten from the bushes below and thought someone was crying out for help!

Well, quick as a wink, we were buttoning up and scooting down the slope to high-tail it outta there.

I intended to tell the story to Mr. Abramson after the readings, but he was busy signing books (so I passed).

Hopefully, he'll stumble on this post, and have a good laugh!

For the most part, the event ran like clock-work, though I did have some frustrations when I was video-taping Mark Abramson for this post.

Unfortunately, a gentleman who plunked down in a seat just ahead of me and slightly to the left, spoiled some of the tantalizing footage.

Gosh, he was not unlike some extra on a movie set in Hollywood, who tries to get his mug on camera - and in the process - ends up upstaging the star.

When he noticed the video camera in my hand, for instance, his behaviour got downright bizarre.

At first, he half-turned in his chair, to try to get his profile in the shots!

Then, at one point, he actually bent over - smack dab in the middle of the lens - and took a moment to re-tie his running shoes!

Duh.

Was he there to actually take in the precious moments being offered up (for free) by the author - or - simply there to be ever-mindful that  his bootstraps were properly strung up?

On a couple of occasions, he also made a point of glancing at items on a shelf to our right.

When I looked over to see what was allegedly catching his eye, I was taken aback to see the items mostly consisted of toys (and games) for kids.

Pervert, perhaps?

Gosh, it was just a ploy to get on-camera!

At one point, I was tempted to lean over and point out that his inconsiderate behaviour was ruining shots I intended to post on the Internet to promote the author and his books.

In a nutshell, he was destroying golden opportunities meant for the writer, alright.

But, since I am a bit of a fatalist, I struggled through the sorry scenario without uttering a peep.

So, when you take a gander at the videos provided at the link(s) below, you'll understand why the author is closer to the left frame (and not centered).

I was trying to prevent the nutty fruitcake from weasling  his way into frame!

If  'ya notice a blur or two on the videos -  yup! - that's bits and pieces of his body parts (arm, head, etc.) floating in and out of the frame erratically which caught me off-guard.

Life in Baghdad by the sea, eh?

Mark Abramson reads entries from "Diaries"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7OwLLiTsUU

Mark Abramson reads excerpts from "Snowball" & other material

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VlMmGEtGvs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt_W16OmP4o





San Francisco...racist security guard @ Burger King harasses customers!


Racist African-American guards at Burger King!




I always thought that San Francisco was a sophisticated city, brimming with intelligence, until this morning!

Up and about early, I popped into Burger King at Hyde & Market Streets, for a quick snack to energize me.

Shortly after I began munching on my chow, I whipped out my laptop to check for e-mail.

Imagine that!

A short fat African-American security guard - ugly as sin - strolled up and scolded me for keying in data on my PC.

"You're supposed to be eating food," he snarled at me.

Yes, I expect the lame-brain was blind, too; otherwise, he would have noticed the wrappings for my burger, fries, and cup for my beverage inches away from the end of his snotty nose!

Once again, a racist African-American (with an obvious grudge) attempted to push around a white dude, thinking he would put up with his bullsh**.

Wrong!

But, get this. 

When I complained to the Manager on duty, and she called him up on the inappropriate behaviour, he denied it.

Duh!

About a dozen customers were witness to the shocking conduct!

Obviously, he doesn't have a brain either, or he would have fessed up (and apologized).

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, so I expect that when his boss's back is turned, he'll be at it again.

So, it may be wise to cross the street, and patronize McDonald's.

By the way, they have wireless access there, too!




Happy Web Surfers at McD's


Thursday, January 7, 2010

People's Choice Awards...Ashton Kutcher web celeb! Johnny Depp, Lady Gaga & Twilight nab top nods...


Demi's boy-toy darling of the web set!






The Lady tramples the competition!





Johnny Depp was astonishingly hailed best Actor of the Decade, ubiquitous Lady Gaga music breakout artist (Pop Artist, too) and Twilight - natch - was given a high-five for best-loved movie by the films biggest die-hard fans otherwise known as "the people".

Ashton Kutcher - that clever cad - nabbed Web Celebrity honors!

After that stint on twitter with Ted Turner & CNN, no wonder, dudes!

The kid's got balls. 

Um, do 'ya figure, that's why Demi jumps between the silk sheets with the studly actor?

Rule No. 1, if a performer is hankering to succeed in the entertainment "biz", talent isn't always a sure-fire way to land smack dab in the glare of the spotlight.

No, sir!

Charisma, looks - and that something known as the "it' quality - are so much-more important in the grand scheme of things!

So, to hell with the critics, eh?

Now, I present to you, "the best" according to the whimsical (sometimes fickle) dead-serious little people just beyond the footlights who matter in the court of public opinion, darling!

Movie
Twilight Saga: New Moon

Actress
Sandra Bullock
The Blind Side

Actor of the Decade
Johnny Depp
*Public Enemies
*The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus

Movie (Comedy)
The Proposal

Movie (Independent)
Inglourious Basterds

Action Star
Hugh Jackman (yum!)
X-Men Origins & Wolverine

Comedic Star
Jim Carrey
A Christmas Carol

Breakout Actor
Taylor Lautner
The Twightlight Saga

Breakout Actress
Miley Cyrus
Hanna Montana: the Movie

Family Movie
UP

On-Screen Team & Franchise
The Twilight Saga

Television

Drama
House (Fox)

Drama (Actor)
Hugh Laurie
House (Fox)

Drama (Actress)
Katherine Heigl
Grey's Anatomy (ABC)

Comedy
The Big Bang
Theory (CBS)

Comedy (Actor)
Steve Carell
The Office (NBC)

Comedy (Actress)
Alyson Hannigan
How I met your Mother (CBS)

TV (Obsession)
True Blood (HBO)

Talk Show
The Ellen DeGeneres Show (Syndicated)

Sci-Fi Fantasy TV Show
Supernatural (CW)

Competition Show
American Idol (Fox)

Animal Show
Dog Whisperer
National Geographic Channel

Music

Female Artist
Taylor Swift

Male Artist
Keith Urban

Breakout Music Artist
Lady Gaga

Country Artist
Carrie Underwood

Hip-Hop Artist
Eminem

Rock Band
Paramore

Music Collaboration
Run This Town
(Jay 2 with Rihanna & Kanye West)

R&B Artist
Mariah Carey

Pop Artist
Lady GaGa

Web Celeb
Ashton Kutcher





Proposition 8...YouTube broadcast voyeuristic foray! Federal trial in Frisco...


Will trial broadcast on YouTube end or trigger hate?





Initially, when a request was made to allow a broadcast of the Proposition 8 Federal trial proceedings - which get underway on Monday in San Francisco - it was assumed that the government would not budge on the issue.

Broadcasts of Federal trials are normally prohibited, after all.

However - in view of the high-profile nature of the case and public concerns hanging in the balance - a Federal Appeals Court Judicial Council jumped ship and opted to allow it under an established "pilot" program wherein a roster of nonjury Civil trials are underway in the Western States.

The Judge presiding over the case gave a nod, too.

U.S. District Judge Vaughn Walker noted for the record that it was worth attempting in a case of "this nature" and in view of the widespread interest in the outcome.

Indeed!

The Prop 8 (same-sex-marriage) controversy has just about torn apart the State of California - politically, socially - you name it!

There are a few stipulations, though.

Because some critics have argued that a live feed of the trial may cause a lot of tension for witnesses testifying on the stand (and hence, hinder their ability to speak freely, in open court) the Judge issued an order that the broadcast be delayed with the ultimate aim of preventing that tawdry scenario from unfolding onscreen.

The court's decision to post the trial proceedings on YouTube - signals a remarkable turning point in North American Society - in my opinion.

Has a court proceeding been reduced to a voyeuristic foray while surfing for adrenalin rushes on the World-Wide-Web?

What next, gladiators battling each other 'til death, with blood-thirsty citizens taunting them on?

Sick!



San Francicso...film shoots dazzle tourists & locals! Glam & tinsel descends on Baghdad by the sea...


Palace of Fine Arts "Trauma" film set!






OMG!

Did I sleepwalk back home and wake up dazed and confused?

No, by golly, there's the Golden Gate bridge stretching majestically across the bay.

And, I can hear the distinctive clang of the cable cars (which always conjures up images of tasty Rice-A-Roni).

Then, what's with all the lights! cameras! and action! on the exquisite lush grounds at the Palace of Fine Arts?

And, yesterday, didn't I spy a film crew down at City Hall, when I attempted to rustle up some scandalous poop on Mayor Gavin Newsom?

No, it wasn't TMZ, dudes!

In both instances, Hollywood power-players chose to set up shop, away from the daily grind of ego-driven LA LA LAND (often referred to as America's "Dream Factory").

A pilot for a new TV Show - titled "Facing Kate" - was lensing some celluloid amidst the architectural-beauty of the sprawling  downtown Civic Center.

My inside sources have informed me that the USA (TV cable) drama focuses on a female lawyer who becomes a mediator by the end of the show.

Audiences will have to tune in the following week to episode #2 to determine how the legal eagle fairs in the challenging career move, I expect.

But, not so fast.

A pilot is just a "teaser" for a  projected idea for a weekly drama or comedy series.

If the "promo" is well-crafted (and the reaction of a test audience is keen) it may get the "green light".

Years ago, I was hired to play a bit part on a comedy pilot for Disney, with the curious title of "Home Improvement".

Although the project was an unknown equation when the first show was filmed, I instictively fathomed right off-the-bat - by the witty dialogue and likeable characters - that it was going to be a hit show.

Ah, history bears me out!

Undoubtedly, San Francisco's talent pool is pulling for "Facing Kate", and the flow of bucks it's sure to generate in the production phase if a few episodes are ordered up.

Meanwhile, across town, "Trauma" was shooting intense action-scenes for an exciting upcoming episode about a sniper who stalks uniformed authorities.

An  old expression springs to mind:

"There's something about a man in a uniform."

I surmise the plot is a twist on that theme, eh?

If you're an entertainment buff, and are gung-ho about hanging around film sets, here's a schedule of their upcoming shoot dates and info on the whereabouts of their location sets:

Friday January 8th
Production crew sets up shop @ Steiner & Grove (Alama Square)
7 a.m. to 8 p.m.

Monday & Tuesday January 11th & 12th
Production crew set up shop @ U.N. Plaza
6 a.m. to 7 p.m.

Who knows, maybe you'll get discovered!




Young@Heart..San Francisco Bay area doc screening! A hoot not to miss...

A cool sexy gang of choristers!




They're lively, enthusiastic about a tune, and - can not only belt out a number on stage - but compete admirably with any seasoned pro in Vegas.

Of course, I'm chatting up Young@Heart, the chorus of singers that have been touring the globe to packed-houses, in spite of the fact they're a gang of old-timers who range in age from a young 80 to a spritely 99!
A link for a post I penned on the doc with profile info on the choristers is @:

Post:  04/10/08

http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/04/young-at-hearttouching-hilarious.html

Director Bob Cilman - and one of the crooners - will be attending a screening in the San Francisco Bay area on Sunday January 10th @ the Smith Rafael Film Center.

Info:  http://www.cafilm.org/

Smith Rafael Film Center
1118 Fourth Street
San Rafael
Tel:  415.454.1222

See 'ya there!

DAYBREAKERS...San Francisco's "Beauty Bar" hosts Vampire theme party! Ethan Hawke film opens Jan. 8th!



Sexy Hawke returns to big screen!




The industry BUZZ has already started to worm its way around the Internet - and elsewhere - as die-hard Ethan Hawke fans anxiously wait for the wide-screen release slated for January 8th (Friday).

In San Francisco, Lionsgate and the Guardian (Newspaper) are tossing a Vampire-themed bash which should be a blast!

Tonight, between 7-9 pm (Thursday January 7th) a swarm of Vampire wanna-bees will undoubtedly swoop into the "Beauty Bar".

The hosts are urging bloodsucking night creatures to don their finest black or red attire for a round or two of "Bloody" cocktails (slurp!)

Robert Pattinson eat your - um - girlfriend's (boyfriend's?) heart out!

The organizers note that DAYBREAKERS prizes will be given out!

See 'ya there!





Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Roman Polanski...requests trial in abstentia! Appellate Court's suggestion followed...


The dark side of Polanski!




Well, the suspense just about killed all the intrigued onlookers and even cynics who snickered on the sidelines in the shadows.

With the announcement hitting news wires this afternoon - that Roman Polanski has requested a trial by abstentia - it appears there may eventually be closure on the three-decades-old rape case.

Maybe not.

If the outcome requires jail time, will the beleaguered auteur agree to bow his head gracefully, and allow himself to be turned over to the authorities in Los Angeles for incarceration?

First things first, though.

Although Polanski's formal request to the court was dated last month on December 29th, the Judge presiding over the case currently, noted for the record that there would have to be a preliminary hearing first to determine the status of the case.

Not unlike most bench-warmers, Judge Espinoza is probably put-off at being raked over the coals by the Appellate Court Justices.

For obvious reasons, Espinoza is going to take his own sweet time to get it right this round!

If you read between the lines, the response from the Superior Court's Criminal Division, may be a tip-off.

A spokesperson succinctly noted to the defense lawyers that the proposal offered up by the Justices in the 2nd Appellate Court was just "a suggestion" and "certainly wasn't a directive."

Ouch!


Illegal Immigrants...GPS cellphone used to locate water! Transporter Immigrant tool...



High-tec cell phone locates stored water!




When I first caught the flash on Transit News, it struck me that the device (which uses a Global Tracking System to locate water for parched immigrants illegally crossing into the U.S.), might actually encourage treks across deserted sections of the border.

Ricardo Dominquez vows that he invented the compact cell phone, with the leading-edge technology, with altruistic motives.

Aware that illegal immigrants might literally die of thirst in barren regions of the desert, he conjured up the idea to store units of water in the desert, which could be tracked by what he innocently refers to as a "transborder immigrant tool".

In the final analysis, he asserts that it is not a political device - but rather - a humanitarian one.

However, critics like myself, have quickly pointed fingers at a couple of the features which suggest otherwise.

For example, the phones are encrypted to avoid electronic detection by the border patrol.

An innocent invention for the benefit of all?

Hardly.

In addition to locating the "hidden Oasis", the cell is capable of detecting the nearest border patrol outpost stations, too.

Yup!

The immigrants have been tipped off where to tread softly to ensure they are not detected by the border patrol's electronic surveillance equipment.

The communication tool will also be loaded with haiku-like poems "with a welcoming theme".

That one's the tip-off.

Folks, this guy is not only walking a tightrope, but is downright wacko!

I expect a host of INS Officials, Federal Agents, and Border Patrol brass will be hot on his tail.

This convoluted charade should be up-and-running about two seconds flat, if that, before the powers-that-be shut the Professor's a**-backwards operation down.

Does Mr. Dominquez think everyone has "stupid" written on their forehead?

News at 11!





San Francisco...Hilton Hotel protests & boycott! Blockade disrupts lobby...



Corporate giant fights tooth & nail over Health Benefits




There were dozens of unruly arrests - including that of AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka - high-spirited vocal protests with a lot of sign-waving, and a crush of unionzied workers that disrupted business-as-usual in the Hotel's front lobby.

The angry boycott began with a march on congested city streets, boasted eight-hundred workers strong, and ended up a sit-down protest which blocked the front entrance to the upscale Hilton Hotel in downtown San Francisco.

Tired of waiting for exhaustive negotiations to cough up a satisfactory agreement (the previous contracts expired in August) frustrated workers took to the streets on Tuesday to vent their anger (with additional orchestrated walk-outs to follow in a bold-faced effort to get their message across to management).

They're mad as hell and they're not going to take it anymore!

At issue, is a stickling benefit, which neither side appears to want to let up on.

Union reps are pushing for continued health care coverage with low co-payments which the Hotel is opposed to.

Hilton reps take the position that workers in the Bay area should help their end to cover ever-rising costs thrust on the providers in recent days due to the current economic climate around the country..

Meanwhile, tourists are a bit baffled by all the brouhaha, which has taken them by surprise.

Management admits the boycotts have hurt the industry - but - they've refused to budge.

In response, the Union asserts they are not being unreasonable under the circumstances.

In a nutshell, disgruntled union workers argue that profitable corporate Hotel chains can afford to provide the benefits.

Who's being unrealistic?

News at 11!


Gavin Newsom...scandal @ Film Commission! Mayor's immature goof...

No shelter for Stefanie!




If it happened in Tinsel-town, it would be business-as-usual.

But, in the provincial climbs of tony San Francisco, it's turned into a juicy scandal that has tongues wagging.

Newsom was obviously brimming with high regard for Stefanie Coyote when he ceremoniously appointed her to the $132,000.00 a year post as Executive Director of the Film Commission in 2004.

Unfortunately, the relationship took a turn for the worse in November, when Newsom allegedly asked Coyote to resign.

Insiders titter (and twitter) that the city's ultimate mad hatter was indigant when it came to his attention that Stephanie Coyote's hubbie  (actor Peter Coyote) backed Jerry Brown for Governor.

Ouch!

Dissent (and spies) in the ranks?

Will not do!

When the film commission congregated for their monthly meeting, the eleven board members criticized Newsom for taking action, especially in view of the fact they were in the dark about a matter that was within their purview (right to fire or hire).

One of the Supervisors asked for a city attorney investigation since Coyote sworn up-and-down that the Executive Director hadn't agreed to take leave of her post.

All the big chiefs - the film commission's top brass (Vice President & President) and the Mayor's top dog (head of staff) - met on Monday to discuss the sordid details.

Amid a swirl of titillating gossip, and behind-closed-doors meetings, it was officially announced that Coyote (relented?) and agreed to resign at the end of January.

Film Commission President Lorrae Rominger officially announced thereafter (whew!) that Coyote simply decided to move on.

But, if you read between the lines, comments made by Newsom's natty spokesperson (Joe Arellano) say it all.

"We're not going to discuss personnel matters."

Or, shed any more light on Newsom's immaturity and shocking lack of professionalism and ethics either, eh?

The Emperor has no clothes!





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Footnote

Posts on Mayor Newsom @ Tattler:

Green Mayor Newsom
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/01/gavin-newsomsan-franciscos-green-mayor.html

Mayor Inaugral Celebration
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/01/gavin-newsomat-mayoral-inaugural.html

Mayor Newsom chats up Ryan Seacrest about hair products
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2009/03/mayor-gavin-newsomchats-with-ryan.html

Mayor Newsom embarrases staff @ San Francisco Library Grand Opening
http://ijulian.blogspot.com/2008/01/san-francisco-librarygrand-opening.html

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Norm's Restaurant...the pulse of American heartbeat! Artery-clogging chow...




Years ago, Norm's restaurant used to be the place to drop into for breakfast in WeHo.

There were fringe benefits, after all.

Just next door, a stream of hot body-builders flowed through Todd Tramp's gym for concentrated work-outs daily, then usually ended up at Norm's next door for a plate of chow.

Yes, the eye candy was enough to make the senses swoon!

Norm's is well-known for its breakfast combos - one of which, the Four Deuces - consists of two fluffy pancakes, two eggs (as you like 'em) and double portions of bacon strips (crispy!) and sausage links (real greasy, dudes!).

The T-bone steak 'n eggs special (teamed with a side order of biscuits and gravey) is a popular special, too, at reasonable cost.

Truckers, pensioners, and grunt workers pop in often - in part due - to the generous servings and a bottomless coffee jug (with the worst watered-down java in town).

Of course, the high-calorie vein-clogging bill-of-fare here, was always a no-no for the jocks and the lifters from Tramp's gym, especially when they were in training for an upcoming competition.

The fat-conscious buffed dudes were more inclined to gobble up scrambled eggs made with whites only, cottage cheese, fresh fruit of the season, and lean entrees that provided nutrition and energy.

Smart body fuel, in the final analysis.

Unfortunately, when Tramp's gym was shut-down, the passing parade moved on.

If a hungry dude saunters into Norm's Restaurant on La Cienega Blvd these days, he'll likely notice right-off-the-bat, the once-thriving fiftie's-style diner is a pretty dismal eatery to alight in during the course of the day and into the early evening.

After midnight, when nightclubs are in full swing up and down the club strip, things can still get frenzied and lively though.

Occasionally, when I am in Santa Monica, I'll drop in to the location on Lincoln Boulevard for a bite to eat.

My waistline can tolerate the food offered up provided it is not on a regular daily or weekly basis.

If you want to know what middle America is thinking, or are inclined to check the pulse of the common Joe, just listen in on one of the coversations going down at the counter at Norm's.

Yesterday, I sat there amused, as I took in all the banter these working stiffs were offering up.

"I know you're a democrat. So,  'ya won't mind at all if I knock  George Bush," one dude chortled to a rapt audience hanging on every word.

"He belongs in jail," another quipped.

"And, not even a good one. One in Yemen," he added with a dash of glee as a ubiquitous gold chain caught the early morning sun and sent a million little rainbows this way 'n that.

In response, another rabble-rouser levelled an insult at the former President, too.

"Bush is a Nazi."

The diners roared in response.

I was quite surprised to hear one man admit that he actually voted for George W.

Americans smear Bush a lot, but rarely ever admit they put an x by his name, first time out at the polling booth.

Curious, because he got into office, didn't he?

Someone must have voted for the man.

"Reagan was just as bad. He ruined the Unions," another man piped in when the laughter subsided a tad.

The saviour, Barack Obama, did not escape criticism either.

After a brief conversation about Social Security and Benefits - and a spirited discussion about collecting SS checks early - one dude accused Obama of the unthinkable.

"He's dipping into Social Security to pay the bills. You'd better collect now because the money may not be there when you retire," another cynic joked.

Chances are if they continue to eat the high cholesterol blue-plate specials at Norm's, they'll  keel over and die of a heart attack long before then.

I don't know if it was a tall tale - or an exaggeration - but one toothy overweight driver boasted that he was pulling in $110,000.00 a year (plus) delivering packages for UPS (or was it Fedex?).

Pretty good pay for unskilled grunt work, eh?

At this point, someone recognized me at my perch across the counter, and a little bit of whispering started up all around me.

As they grew silent (worried that I might quote them?), I realized I'd gleened all that I could for posterity's sake.

So, I headed out, with a grin on my face.

Yup.

Norm's, is a piece of Americana, where you can check the pulse of the heartbeat of the Nation.

The period architecture is worth taking a gander at, too.




Monday, January 4, 2010

Pavilions...sale scam! Nepotism unfair to work applicants...




A few weeks ago, I penned a consumer alert on CVS, to warn about their deceptive business practices.

For example, the coprorate giant advertised sales on the shelves in their retail outlets, which were not honored at the cash register at check out.

For consumers who were expecting a discount, it amounted to one big rip-off!

Until CVS got caught, that is.

Shortly after a lawsuit was filed for damages, CVS settled the charges out-of-court without admitting fault.

But, weeks later, I also became victim of their dishonest attempt to lure customers into buying items on the premise they were on sale, when - in fact - CVS did not intend to honor the advertised sale price.

After my own consumer alert was published on the Internet, a government agency also stepped in and began an investigation into the deceptive business practices at the pharmacy.

Now, it appears that Pavilions has also jumped on the dishonest bandwagon.

The other morning, for instance, I was standing in line at he check-out counter, when I witnessed an exchange between a customer and a clerk which turned out to be an eye-opening experience.

For example, at least four items on sale, were not properly charged to the shopper.

In fact, if the middle-aged man was not on top of things, he probably would have been overcharged for the goods and never been the wiser.

A pie advertised at $5.99 was rung up at $7.99, for instance.

Because the Pavilion's clerk wouldn't accept his word for it - I was forced to wait in line along with the disgruntled man - until a box girl dashed back and verified the advertised sale price.

When corrections were made, it turns out Pavilions would have charged the hapless neighborhood resident about five or six dollars in excess of the sum actually due!

Needless to say, I paid attention when I sauntered up to have my groceries tabulated.

Shortly after my purchases were bagged up, I strode over to the Starbuck's outlet at the streetside of the spacious newly-renovated Pavilion's supermarket, for a cup of Earl Grey tea.

As I sat there, savoring the tasty hot beverage, a bit of the conversation going down around me fell on my alert ears.

Judging from what I overheard from employees on a break, Pavilions also appears to engage in other questionable practices which are downright disturbing.

It was revealed that day that several of the workers at Pavilions have relatives in gainful employment there, too.

From an ethical point of view, it's a highly irregular practise, for sure.

When the store first opened weeks ago, and a call went out for employees, were candidates hired based on their skills and overrall experience (and a resume verifying a work history), or did management hire based on nepotism?

If relatives got a priority nod, that was hardly fair to outsiders who applied, wouldn't you agree?

From a practical point of view, nepotism is not politically correct in the workplace, either.

If there was ever a question about  productivity (alleged theft, whatever) levelled at a worker - common sense dictates - the relatives would vouch for (and protect) their own!

Along the same lines of thinking, it should be obvious that if an unhappy shopper lodged a complaint against an employee - for being rude or unprofessional - it is doubtful that the relatives on the sidelines would make good independent witnesses.

In a nutshell, an  incestuous workplace like that, is trouble waiting to happen!

While I am on the subject of Pavilions, I have to note for the record, that a couple of racist African-American security guards are continuing to annoy and intimidate a few of the white shoppers.

That's what happens when you bring in uneducated workers from the struggling lower class (brimming with resentment  towards privileged whites) - outfit them in a security guard's uniform - and bestow upon them  a little authority they can't handle.

Managers at Pavilions need their heads examined!

They sure haven't been thinking straight.

Or, perhaps those unanswered complaints to the executive offices, say it all.

Pavilions doesn't give a damn!


Latinos...crystal ball portends disaster in California! Culture Clash problematic...



If a White man speaks the truth
(He's labelled a racist)




Latinos worst offenders

In the morning Los Angeles Times - some idiot columnist in the front section of the daily - put forth the notion that because the Census Bureau will release statistics soon that indicate Latinos will be the majority in LA LA LAND in the future a concerted effort should be made to accommodate these immigrants from south of the border.

What a ludicrous premise to build an argument on.

A number of white folks I know have moved out of the city, because they allege that the City of Angels is overrun (their words, not mine) with Latinos.

Others compare the situation to smog.

"You get used to it. Take the necessary precautions," they quip somewhat amused.

Some say, Latinos have brought the backlash on themselves, due to their inappropriate defiant conduct and outright refusal to assimilate into the culture here alongside a smattering of other races thankful to be on these shores (without griping).

Locals lament that they are increasingly annoyed by the fact that their newspapers arrive late in the morning, the doors of Jack-in-the-Box and McDonald's always open late (never on the hour), and so forth and so on.

Siestas  may be the norm in Mexico, but don't cut it here, north of the border.

U.S. residents also complain that when they venture into a store operated mostly by Latino Immigrants, employees openly speak Spanish - thus, excluding English-speaking White Anglo-Saxons from the conversation - which they find not only rude but downright insulting.

In many instances, workers don't even speak the language, so when a problem arises in the business establishment the immigrants are unable to comprehend the specifics and  rectify the consumer's complaint issues.

Simple concepts like conserving water, for instance, are beyond them.

Ad nauseam they water down sidewalks mid-day during water shortgages without a clue!

Yes, what we have here is a failure to communicate, or understand the American culture.

Maybe, the INS should give classes on the U.S. way of life, with the requirement of a passing grade before legal papers are rubber-stamped for approval.

If the government doesn't put a handle on the growing culture clash soon, my crystal ball portends an impasse,  which may result in an uprising from within the borders (spelling disaster).

Obama, the ball is in your court!





Sunday, January 3, 2010

Avatar...stale plot but stunning images wow! Cameron King of Pandora's Box...




In Avator, James Cameron has imaginatively conjured up a race of aliens with ancestral roots and a religious perspective that is downright fascinating.

Likewise, the skilled director has weaved and executed his intriguing tale - which is set on the planet "Pandora" - with such seamless skill that the filmmgoer is thrust headlong into the visually-stunning fantasy world for the long haul without much resistance.

Unforunately, the underlying plot line is a stale one which doesn't provoke much thought.

Essentially, Cameron's "baby" mirrors the same old time-honored themes exalted by the suits in Hollywood in recent decades, which pop up ad nauseam in the action-adventure Sci-fi genre perennially.

Imperialist-prone humans - with their eye on a motherlode of valuable resources in a "foreign land' - launch an attack to snatch and grab when negotiations fall flat to mine the precious commodity with the alien's blessing.

But, along the way, Avator is still a thrill ride nonetheless (that is worth taking in).

Filmgoers will marvel at the futuristic technology Cameron (Titantic &  Aliens) dredged up, for instance, which totally absorbs and is a nifty sight to behold by virtue of the state-of-the-art imagery techniques facilitated (which give a lot of bang for the buck).

The scripted dialogue is well-written and believable; fortunately, otherwise  audiences may start losing interest when the Avatar saga wears thin about half-way through.

Otherwise, discerning movie-goers may be inclined to stay glued to the boob tube at home surfing music videos on MTV.

Die-hard film buffs can not survive on seductive eye-catching visuals alone

In one profound moment, though, Camera manages to cut to the heartbeat of the film.

When one of the human warriors bows to the ancient deity and prays for assistance to defeat mankind's vicious attack on the tribe, one of their spiritual leaders points out that their God doesn't take sides.

She only acts to preserve the balance of life, the alien stresses, in so many cautionary words.

Once the commander launches the attack - and a myriad of species face imminent death - their  instinct for survival responds with a primal scream.

Yes, there are a few nuggets of wisdom in Avatar, but the audience has to pan through a lot of fool's gold to ferret them out, to the movie's detriment.

3 stars!




Cameron coaches Linda Hamilton in on Terminator set!


UP IN THE AIR..George Clooney shines in timely film! Will you be my co-pilot...



A picture says a thousand words!




I couldn't stand the opening credits for "UP IN THE AIR".

If this hodge-podge of mundane flat images (with a score underneath that screamed Sixties B-movie) was a sign of what was to come, I half-expected to walk out.

Fortunately, once handsome George Clooney sauntered onto the screen and the plot line moved along at a fast clip, I was able to settle in for a very entertaining (and, at times, inspiring) two hours of move-making magic.

Although the subject matter is a serious one in these tough economic times (Clooney's character is basically a hatchet-man who has been hired to - as gracefully as possible - give termination notices to employees first-hand at major companies around the country when their usefulness has been outlived) the surprisingly delightful film is sparked up with a lot of hilarious dialogue, sight gags, and jokes about relationships that resonate deeply with the rapt audiences currently packing in movie theatres to catch it first time around.

The story sickens when a young efficiency expert (female, natch) - with a minor in psychology - waltzes in to incorporate sophisticated "computerized" technology into the mix  (on screen firings, for example) in a bold-faced effort to make the process more efficient and cost effective.

At this juncture, the film becomes an intense morality tale about corporate insensitivity and the loss of humanity in the workplace.

A sub-plot which focuses on Clooney's inability to commit to a relationship strikes a responsive chord, too, in this well-crafted script which dovetails a handful of believable thought-provoking scenarios which resolve fittingly (without cop out) in the closing moments of the film.

By the way - "Will you be my co-pilot?" - is bound to be a phrase (coined in the film) that surely catches on with young (and old) lovers alike as the charming Clooney offering gains momentum around the country.

Gorgeous George is at the top of his game here in a highly-nuanced performance that astounds.

All the supporting players round out the cast with solid seamless performances, too.

In fact, I expect filmgoers will be anxious to catch a couple of the relatively-unknown actors featured in "UP IN THE AIR" in future projects, if only to see what acting stuff they're truly made of for curiosity's sake.





Clooney's character falls victim to the "love" game!


 
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