Last Hurrah before heading off to the slammer
In the wake of the Lindsay Lohan sentencing-shocker, the tabloid talk shows roared into high gear last night, and attacked the issues from all fronts.
Even Danny Bonaduce - recovering alchie - jumped into the fray!
One “self-appointed” Judge on a court reality show, waved her gavel wildly into camera, and cackled that she was thrilled with the stiff penalties levied against the starlet for violating probation.
Another pundit - a bit of a boob - accused the Judge presiding over the case of actual reverse celebrity Justice.
“Because of who she was, the court threw the book at her to set an example,” he cynically quipped from the sidelines.
Panelists on the show scoffed and pooh-poohed the notion.
Generally, the consensus on the broadcast airwaves throughout the frenzied night was pretty uniform.
At this point, it may be appropriate to paraphrase a line from the popular popular Broadway Musical “Chicago“.
“She had it coming!”
“Without intervention, Lindsay may end up dead,” many speculated.
But, when it comes to the nitty-gritty, how much time will the spoiled little “Mean Girl” - with the tendency to spin out little white lies at lightning speed - spend in the slammer?
Because of severe overcrowding in the jails, Lindsay may be tossed out early, especially in view of the fact she was not guilty of any violent crimes (except against herself, perhaps).
A spokesperson for the County Jail hazarded a guess - that being a female inmate with a non-violent history - the once-perky starlet may end up suffering through just about one quarter of her sentence(s).
In addition, Lohan may receive credit for good behavior.
Lindsay, listen up!
If some diesel dyke tries to punch you in the pretty little face in the pokie, back off, pronto.
You don’t want to end up in the hole, do ‘ya?
And, don’t be tempted by in-house drug-pushers, who may try to throw a monkey-wrench into your plans for an early release.
The old axiom rings true here:
Misery loves company!