I wouldn't want Jessica to roll over on me!
On Dave Letterman's show last night - Jessica Simpson (all dolled-up and squeezed into a vivid hooker-red cocktail dress) - made no bones about it (lovely or not) - when the big one reared its ugly head (inside-or-outside the boudoir).
With a shrug, and a smug smirk on her puffy face, the blond (dark at the roots) sexpot stated matter-of-fact her position (missionary or otherwise) on the issue of weight:
"I thought guys liked having something to hold onto."
Yes, Jessica baby!
But, they'd prefer not have to facilitate a fork lift to maneuver their plus-size mammas in-between-the-sheets!
The wonders of airbrushing!