Does this old frizzie-top look familiar?
As they say in Tinseltown, "she" must have had work done.
In the scenario above, the plastic surgeons must have filled in the cracks (which were forming a distinctive road map all the way to the bank) - with a heavy-duty cement mixer!
I'm referring to old frizzie top - former OJ prosecutor Marcia Clark - of course.
Where emotions once rippled freely across an honest open face, now a taut expressionless mask peers back eerily, by virtue of a pound or two of Botox.
In addition, a coiffed "do" (blow-dried to perfection) has sent her former skitzoid hairstyle - once rife with independent split ends (a-la Nichole Kidman) blowing in the wind this way 'n that at whim - packing.
Phony is, as phony does, so - the helmet will suffice!
Frankly, I thought that Clark was a little brainier than all that.
Christopher Darden's partner in botched criminal prosecution turned out to be just another bimbo babe out to sell her soul for big bucks on the night-time trash-talk-show circuit.
Check book journalism at its finest, you betcha!
Just ask Harvey Levin!